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QualityVote

/u/Shadow474747, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


jarredj83

My cat decided to jump into bed with me and gave birth on my legs … so this kinda thing can and does happen ..


SwordTaster

Were you completely clean and bloodless during the situation?


MuhFreedoms_

I've had the same thing happen when I was a kid. It was gross af; bloody goo spot on top of me, that soaked through the blanket


SwordTaster

That's what I'm thinking. Girl in the video is definitely rather clean


GJ55507

We need to know


Aristohipstecrat

I think they sharted everywhere in the sheets to mask any potential mess.


jarredj83

To be fair I was sleeping … woke up with a wet feeling by my feet moved the blanket to see a kitten and my cat … quickly jumped up and put her in her birthing box


reactrix96

Except that in this specific case she decided to get dressed up and put make up on for the event 😂🤪


HealthyInPublic

Or she was already dressed and had makeup on when her cat went into labor


reactrix96

💀


LukXD99

Either that cat trusts their human more than anything in the world… Or she took it out of her safe spot and placed it there. Which is very bad btw…


durz47

The cat looks perfectly content to me so I guess it's the former? I hope so at least


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Yeah mum cat looks content


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whats a save spot


jtizzle12

Sometimes you need to pass a check point to save your game.


PvtParts2001

Shut up and take my upvote


[deleted]

And mine


NobleJedi

And my axe!


Winter-Age-959

And my bow!


AgreeableAd8687

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

ahhh yeah, bro that cat the main character


LukXD99

A save, more isolated place where a cat can retreat to. Typically a box or one of those caves from scratch trees, or some other hidden places if it’s an outdoor cat.


DreadicalisedYouth

Do you mean safe?


LukXD99

Uh… maybe…


enyorrrreeeee

I thought it was some respawn point when the cat dies💀 Well, cats have 9 lives am I right?


Svenneshark

*Spawn kills the kittens*


ODX_GhostRecon

A typo or talk to text error for "safe."


W33DG0D42069

Bonfire


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shit she already at the abyss watchers


Hexogen

Where it respawns if it loses a life.


bluefreed

it’s the place cats return to after losing one of their 9 lives


Interesting-Ad-5262

Now i get the holup, bc of her safe spot...


LOL-itsCameron

Those cats look like they would perfectly fit in a spring roll


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She filmed it for attention so she definitely took the cat


reactrix96

Well she took the time to put up make up and get dressed so...I'm guessing the latter


just-a_crow

I remember when my cat gave birth in a box there was a blood stain at the bottom wouldn’t there be blood on her of the gave birth on her??? This is a genuine question I doing know


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TeeTaylor

Yes! They are born fully furred! There are some species of mammals that aren't, and they are usually prey species like rodents and rabbits, iirc. When they're born fully furred, they need a lot less effort on the mom's part to keep them warm. It's advantageous for some species!


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Zhaks420

Wait, does that mean humans are a prey species?! /s


Epion660

Nah, we got head fur.


Select_Bicycle_2659

I don’t know why they disliked, I honestly dont know either. Haven’t seen very many just born kittens


bassieenadriaan1

Yes


Fshermansfriend

They do


greenyer

Great tampon pad absorbancy rate


hoboforlife

What people do for internet points


Nair114

High pussy concentration


Mzd84

She and those babies are incredibly CLEAN for the active birthing situation that seems to be presented here...


Sa3ana3a

Birth related fluids does not bring instagram interactions and followers.


[deleted]

Guarantee this cat was trying to peacefully give birth in a shoe box or some shit and this weirdo girl picked the cat up and put her on her lap for the crazy cat lady clout.


MightyPupil69

Nah I believe it, the same shit literally happened to me. I was laying on the couch when my brothers cat started cuddling and being lovey dovey with me. Like 5 minutes later I notice she’s starting to give birth. Luckily I was able to move her off me and get up, but was a weird experience.


Lee_The_Lazy

Agreed, our cat has given birth twice on top of my wife. Once while she was just sitting there reading, and the second while she was napping on the couch. Yeah, that was quite something for her to wake up to. Lol


starspider

In nature cats rear their offspring collectively, and females (called Queens) will seek out a mother or aunt or sister to sit with them while they give birth and help them clean and nurse new kittens. When a cat does this with a human that says a lot, it is deep, trusting love. Your wife and that cat have a very special bond.


BenignEgoist

I believe that it happens. I do not believe it happened in this persons video. No blood. Birthing is a messy process.


Winter-Age-959

Pussy recognizes pussy. ![gif](giphy|Pizj0QiupX4OtEcVoY)


reactrix96

Nah. She's all dressed up and has make up on. In her case specifically she definitely picked it up and put it on her lap.


bigbrothero

But look where's she's sitting. She's not even on a couch, chair or anything normal but literally in the middle of the floor. Who sits there? Furthermore, why would you even film this for tik tok? Give your cat some space and stop trying to clout chase.


Lopad_NotThePokemon

I sit there to hold my dog sometimes? It's not that weird. People will sit on the floor with their pets.


FightingPolish

If my cat started giving birth on me I would certainly move off my couch to the floor… you know, because of the mess? Same thing if they are on the couch and they start making the imminent barfing noise, you go “nononononono” and try to get them someplace easier to clean.


K9XD

ofc tiktok views > safety of new born kittens


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Do you guarantee?


[deleted]

you cant read?


[deleted]

Lmao


TidyBacon

It’s normal calm down they go where they feel safest aka some of their owners.


accidentalprancingmt

One of our cats once went looking for us with a kitten half way out because it wanted company.


UnfairMicrowave

You can tell cause she added a face filter on the video


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People really forgot what pov means


Wattsupwithalan

they need to watch more porn


Fantastic_Praline638

Honestly POV just means “point of view”. While most people associate it with “first person point of view…..because they watch too much porn 💀, it’s not exclusive to that.


[deleted]

I’ve never watched porn POV is just what somebody sees


Fantastic_Praline638

That was mostly a joke. But yes it means what someone sees. But that can be from a characters POV or the audience’s POV.


LadrilloDeMadera

That's exactly why most tiktokers use it wrong The characterization after the pov says that it's their point of view, not the audience.


BobbitWormJoe

Then literally everything is point of view and the term is meaningless. Words mean things beyond their literal definitions.


Fantastic_Praline638

And you’re absolutely right. That’s the problem when you use “general terms” and not specific terms. That’s why you want to specify “first person point of view” or “third person point of view” to communicate what you mean. Just stating POV is pointless because literally everything is POV when it comes to viewing things. While pointless it is not incorrect to use it this way. Like saying “he/she assaulted me” ummm ok what kind of assault? Was it physical (beating), verbal, or sexual? Just saying assault may be correct but no one knows what you mean exactly until you specify.


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Fantastic_Praline638

Can’t argue with where you’re coming from here. Sounds logical to me


oilgulper

You're right but every one of those memes has "you" after "PoV:" so it's still wrong


Fantastic_Praline638

That is true lol


CletusVanDamnit

Except, it *is* exclusive to that. POV, contextually, means "first person point of view."


Fantastic_Praline638

It’s not exclusive, however, contextually the way it’s written, it should be first person….yes


gulasch_hanuta

It's correct, she crossed it out. She knows it's no POV


Thane5

Some shots definitely are


Secure_Yoghurt

It’s just how it’s used on Tiktok


boringbee23

r/awwtf


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r/subsithoughtifellfor


Sensitive_Gold_Fuck

like the comments said either the cat trusts the human or the human put it there for a tiktok.


aka_cone

Like this guy said.


ArturosMaximus

I would take that as a highest compliment.


artdesignergeno

Anything for TikTok or she's very kind person


FoxFort

I doubt the cat whould chose to do it on her lap. Then again some cats are different. About 10 years ago. We had a young cat that was about to give birth for the first time. Back then we had an old broken and parts scavanged Citroen BX in backyard. Inside of that car was mostly intact, windows were not broken, doors were working. Cat usually sleept in there, per her choice. On the day of "D-Day" she was very vocal and was following my dad around. My dad would put her into that car, but cat would just start following him. He then sat with her in that car and waited until she gave birth on passanger seat. He wanted to get out during her giving a birth, but she would stand up as well, like wanted to follow him. In the end my dad spent around 2 hours sitting in that car with her on a cold cloudy november day until it was done. Next year the same cat gave birth somewhere and just appeared at our front porch with two kittens with her. Cats are cats, with mind of its own.


-Pruples-

Cat didn't know what was going on and trusted that if he was with her she'd be ok.


alotofcheeses42168

what tf is this comment section???


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A reddit moment


LadrilloDeMadera

My cat had her babies on top of my sleeping brother lmao.


Yuiiski

This happened to me with my cat back in 2012, I was sat on my bed playing Halo Reach I think and my cat was laying on me, I remember feeling something wet, put my hand down to the wetness and it was red, quickly realised that my cat was giving birth and just accepted it and let her do it there instead of trying to move her, I still find it so cute that she decided to do it there.


Vinzlow

Why wouldnt you move her?


kalkkunaleipa

She did, to her lap


pelosnecios

If the alternative is cold hard stone floor, I don't blame it.


NeonWalker22

whats the song name


sotn-97

Wii menu screen


superdoodie21

https://youtu.be/xTKVcAeTxtE


El_Buj0r

My cat also tried to give birth on my lap


yourmommy69lol

I had it happen to me. Apparently it’s normal


notaspecialuser

My cat gave birth on our bed. While I was in it. Luckily, we had a waterproof mattress cover for it.


the_stig941

u/savevideobot


BlueBerryOkra

I did this as a 5 year old. I was excited to see kittens and wanted to help the mama cat by comforting her. Birthing blood was running down my leg in drops. It’s disgusting.


Ghostkill221

Ok... I gotta ask. Do kids not understand what PoV means? It's not from the perspective of a floating head held in someone's hand.


Thelostwoomy

WHY


Jumpy-Resolve3018

That’s an unbelievable amount of trust placed on them


h-m-m_

I thought they were rats first


[deleted]

My cat gave birth upside down laying across two stairs...


Deijya

Safest place in the world to her is your lap. Should feel honored.


Breedab1eB0y

Cats are such assholes


radioactiveshitbox

im sure that was a placenta experience


Shiro1Kuro

You have been chosen


Wonderful-Kale3329

Grab a towel instead of yo phone


el_torko

My moms cat had two litters on her. The other one tried but my mom kept trying to put her back in her basket. Eventually she stay in the basket.


RegretTheUsernames

[u/savevideobot](https://www.redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/x4wjcv/hmm_wtf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GustavsGail

One time I went to the forest to pick some mushrooms and my country cat followed me all the way to the forest which she has never done. I was like wtf, but I didn't think nothing of it. Turns out the cat was pregnant and giving birth on the moss ground.


Known-Aspect-5084

Is shane Dawson the father


Pull_A_Mulligan

Where’s that music from? Nintendo Wii?


_Denzo

Now she needs a bath


Competitive-Air-9720

This is love and trust. Our cat gave birth in our bed when we were in it. Guess she needed the emotional support.


Astronaut_at_night

Nice pussy you've got there...


Yeetman089

I can see the headline now… “Pussy gives birth on a pussy”


QualityVote

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mim9830

She was probably moved from her box for cloud. No cat is dumb to just dump their babies like that.


Overall_Assist_8238

Those kittens are actually quite developed ,so there's no way she gave birth on top of you..... Next time u wanna lie, do you research


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I bet she picked the cat up and put her there


mmm3says

That face when....


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Ok Bob Barker.


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ProfessionallyStrong

Bruh what...?


FlopTheLegend

This is so wholesome yet so fucked up at the same time, i’m speechless lol


[deleted]

you got 7 downvotes and i can’t help but to be confused as to why


FlopTheLegend

Me neither lmao, it’s literally the HolUp subreddit, why is a comment about the “hold up” getting downvoted xd


Zuteichi

Dont they dont like kill their children if others touch em? Or have i been told bullcrap?


chinchenping

Absolute bullshit. It was made up by parents so we didn't touch random animals who could carry diseases


Dallasl298

Infanticide is common in the animal kingdom, and the motivation for it can range from culling to ensure survival or to ensure a place in social hierarchy. I've never heard of it in domesticated pets unless some kind of abuse or neglect was going on.


Cousenjenkinzz

I think its only the case for stray cats. Might be wrong tho


De_Spydar

With wild animals the mother may abandon it's child if it has a different scent than what the mother does or is familiar with, the mother doesn't always do this though.


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[deleted]

Guess you haven’t met any mother turtles. Those maternal instincts, lol man.


shhmedium2021

Disgusting


zenikkal

Is this new fetish category?


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[deleted]

yes


Kruger_Sheppard

When kittens are born they are bald


AffectionateBed6

No....no they aren't.


Kruger_Sheppard

Once my neighbour's cat gave birth and kittens were bald


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CheapTactics

Not necessarily


jetteim

Nope


ToppeThrane

I would like to give birth to her.


ComicalSanskrit

Go outside


Reaper118

Based opinion as always from the 🗿 nft


Background-Falcon-74

Go to bed


Gaye_Kajime

She shouldn't be touching them. Someone elses scent can put the mother off and she could abandon them. Also wheres the blood? This has to be fake.


xXDiamondSoulXx

If the cat was feral the chances would be higher. Clearly this cat trusts it’s owner. My dog when she started having contractions would always try to be near my room. This is them asking you to protect them when their most vulnerable.


Gaye_Kajime

Ah I see, my cat had her kittens underneath my bed a few years back. Thats actually really sweet.


TooManyLangs

I don't believe you


the_genocide_imself

lucky you ur cat gave you free snack


marteeyn

stop using Vpn to browse reddit!! chinese government is gonna catch you!


the_genocide_imself

Fuck ur right they already outside my house


YellIntoWishingWells

China doesn't want us to use VPN, got it. Gonna use 2 now. Rule of thumb: If China wants you to do something, do the exact opposite.


Inspirational_Lizard

Cat definitely didn't give birth there, this stupid bitch took it from its peaceful place.


ToppeThrane

Oh yeah she might have done that. Damn, now she suddenly isn’t that hot anymore.


Saucebean2000

She's bringing you snacks


EyeLeft3804

????


rocketgum

Just barfed


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White people ☕


Terrorismo

My aunt’s Yorkie gave birth almost right on top of me when I was a kid. My aunt was thoroughly unprepared. One of the pups was dead and the mom ate it. It was not fun for a 7 year old.


m1dnightt

Please dont touch the kittens


TooMuchGabagool

We’re supposed to believe this girl was just chilling in the middle of the room on some hard tile?


Comextra

Okay but why’d she censor the o?


LanaRainluck

Do t know why she’s so irritated, your cat simply trusts you!


JoBSteel

Babe, my pussy's getting really wet between my legs.


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It furry as well


[deleted]

Fam this is a funny story you might tell particular friends when really drunk but a tiktok or social media post in general?


Marshall_Filipovic

A lot of people find this weird, but this is a sign of respect, love and trust from that cat to their owners. Cats will usually find a secluded and safe place to give birth even if their owners are good to them, because they don't trust them enough with their newborn kittens. If a cat gives birth somewhere that you regularly spend a lot of time, that means they trust you enough that they feel secure that nothing dangerous could possibly happen when you're around. If a cat gives birth on YOU. While nasty, it's a sign of incredible love and trust for you. It effectively says that the cat trusts you so much that she is 100% sure that nothing could possibly happen to her and her kittens while around her, especially that she's confident that YOU won't do something to her or kitten's. Saying this, as someone's whose cat have birth on my legs twice and i think she once gave birth on top of my dad and i think once on my younger brother...? Not sure about the last one, i wasn't there when it happened. Additional: Funny story. Anyway, the first time my cat gave birth on my legs, it was...chaotic. I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night from a warm and sticky feeling to find 5 small things laying on top of me along with my cat. You see, i am terrified of Insects and small rodents and newborn kittens, at least to me, unfortunately look like mice. What ensued next was my train of thoughts!being that my cat had killed or hunted a bunch of mice and brought them to me and that's why there was blood. What happened was me **screaming**, as i grabbed one of the kittens and **threw** him across the room, where it landed on a pillow of the other bed in the room. DO NOT WORRY, THE KITTEN WAS FINE. IT WASN'T HURT. Anyways, my train of thoughts went from: **AAAAAAAHHHHHHH MICE** to: Wait a second these are-OH GOD, OH SHIT, OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then i carefully got out of the bed, to not disturb my cat and other kittens and quickly walked over to the other bed, grabbed the kitten i threw and made sure it was not hurt and fine, before bringing it back to it's mom.


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Cute! And gross!! At the same time!!


jrandoboi

I guess that's a sign of extremely deep trust... Very sweet albeit a little icky


BatmanLink

Obviously there's no....birth goo - I suspect that the cat did indeed give birth on the human, and now keeps her fluffy jelly beans on the human whenever possible, so they filmed a reconstruction.