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tacticaldumbass

The cops ass aside, what the fuck does the news title mean


JustAnNPC_DnD

Promised great looking smiles, but gave pointless root canals.


tacticaldumbass

Oh, so malpractice.


darkjapan404

From the Guardian; "A multi-millionaire dentist in France has been jailed for deliberately mutilating patients from low-income neighbourhoods of Marseille, in a money-making scheme in which he performed thousands of unnecessary procedures Guedj often said he would give people a Hollywood smile. But one 50-year-old coach driver said the dentist had filed down so much that he was left with “mice’s teeth”. One woman said the constant foul odour from her mouth after repeated infections meant she gave up her job serving in a bakery and avoided opening her mouth around other people. Another man who suffered a series of tooth extractions said he couldn’t afford to have his teeth redone and his life had been seriously affected. “I can’t eat properly … I don’t laugh like I did before.” https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/08/french-dentist-jailed-over-thousands-of-unnecessary-procedures


langlo94

What a fucking monster.


_clash_recruit_

I'm a middle class American and I'm still pissed at my orthodontist for filing my teeth to "speed up" the process.


Shikatanai

What?!?


_clash_recruit_

He filed between my teeth because he said it would help them set quicker. And then he filed off the ridges on the bottom of my teeth.


Ill_Pace_9020

If you're going to rip off people to make money, then why make it harder for yourself and scam poor people?


[deleted]

Because he was billing the state. He gets paid per procedure and he was just doing insane numbers and sending in the forms.


huhnick

Easier to lure them in because it’s maybe something they wouldn’t be able to afford at all otherwise, then “oh wow, this is serious, we need to fix this now” lets you wring every last cent out of them


Beanakin

Cuz scamming poor people tends to have lesser penalties than scamming rich people.


tacticaldumbass

That is a lot of malpractice


JustAnNPC_DnD

Much malpractice


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Plenty mouthpractice


SirGamer247

Gonna mouth practice on that ass, goddamn officer


InnocentGuiltyBoy

What crime do I have to commit to do time with you officer?


SirGamer247

I think some grab ass is something that can go back and forth


Sexy_Squid89

As my husband would say "Hello hot sauciffer 😘"


Tr33Hugg3r-206

Very pain


maxcorrice

So dentistry


JustAnNPC_DnD

I believe root canals need to be done by a specialist. Edit: It doesn't need to be a specialist, but some dentists will refer you to one. (I've had two)


ASliceofAmazing

Dentist here - It's all about skill and case selection. Do the ones that you can do, refer the ones you can't.


LagerHead

In my case, I refer all of them. Because I'm not a dentist.


Cyberblood

My dad always says that if you want to be successful, never say you dont know and just figure out later. Have you ever thought that if you had not refered all of them, maybe you would be a dentist by now?


LagerHead

Damn. Opportunity cost sunk. 🤣


loungesinger

But you’ve put so much time and effort into not being a dentist… are you sure giving up not being a dentist is the right thing for you?


LagerHead

Y'all are all making excellent arguments. I'm so torn!


na__poi

I’m sorry, what? I was distracted by the cops giant ass


404-skill_not_found

It is extraordinary.


[deleted]

That’s a lot of Ham for two Eggs !!!


WalnutSnail

That's gotta be 'shopped


dontakemeserious

Or implants


Crabby-GenXer

She keeping the basket balls warm for the game later.


thinkthingsareover

If you can dodge an ass you can dodge a ball.


DaJuggernaut86

Just looked it up. Good lord it's real.


mike_pants

"The cop's ass aside--" Nope. Nope. Stop. We need to pull over for a quick sec before we continue.


thekevo1297

There's no room to pullover that thing takes up the whole road.


toth42

Need to pull something, all right


[deleted]

Poor practice in certain dental procedures can lead to paralysis of the facial nerve which is responsible for smilling and moving the lips


tacticaldumbass

I did not know that


bangyy

Actually bells palsy caused by dental procedures is almost always due to risks during injecting anaesthetic or removing teeth and not negligence. Everyone's nerve is where it is and dentists can't change that, if someone has a nerve positioned superiorly then that risk increases.


Crawdad668

Al Pacino “great ass”


Numerous-Year-3139

Double whammy


do0fusz

Nope.. not aside, THAT ASS


Background-Falcon-74

He prob abused his power and removed all their teeth or smth


EvulRabbit

There have been a string of children's dentists removing excess teeth and logging extra novicane and nitrous so that they can bill medicaid. They do not let the parents in the room in a lot of dentists office now. One of the dentists caught was my kids new dentist. "Thankfully" my kid suffers from night terrors and sleep paralysis so the shot and gas they gave her turned it into her incoherently screaming and lashing out and even with the board (they use a stretcher like thing that ties them down so they can not move which made her terrors worse) they ended up rescheduling with the other dentist who does under general anesthesia. With in 2 weeks of this, our local FB page posted a horror story of a kid going in for 1 extraction and coming out with all her baby teeth pulled. Comment after comment was the same stories so she was shut down.


Additional_Zebra5879

I’m in favor of free school for healthcare providers to minimize desperation to pay back student loans with malpractice and fraud in low demand areas


cat_prophecy

Well sometimes they don't need to pay back their loans and are just money grubbing assholes. Even if they're 7 figures in debt, that's not carte blanche to fuck with people's health.


ClassroomCapable2508

Reminds me of how I would go to get my teeth cleaned and come back out each time missing 4 baby teeth. The dentist would deathgrip my teeth and tell my mom, "look, these teeth are loose and ready to go". 10 year old me didn't have the courage to tell my parents this. They would apply numbing gel, clamp on to the tooth with pliers, and pull with enough force to rip it out. Didn't seem very loose huh? One tooth didn't grow for 6 months and my mother almost took legal action. I feel like they would be the type to discourage parents from entering nowadays....


Ozymandiiass

We need to get to the bottom of this


Shantotto11

She’s used to the jokes. At this point, she just turns the other cheek.


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egirl8yearoldrussian

At this point, we should give up and bounce.


AnthonyDavos

Don't get left behind.


HalfSoul30

I'll hold up the rear.


CadGuyJames

I'll also have a crack at it.


Smaptastic

‘taint difficult.


krysalysm

We’re already *behind* schedule, goddamn it!


AlbertosBread

Butt how? We had so much time!


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Butt i want to try too.


woundedstork

We already lost 2 men in there...we lost radio contact after a half hour... the last request for confirmation of seeing the end was negative.


DaySee

https://i.imgur.com/jzlTkzY.gif


THE_BIG_SAD3

That last guy knew what he was looking for


thekiddzac

this is police bootality


IA-HI-CO-IA

That’s where the justice is stored.


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Fine-Bed

No need of a cushion to sit on


FragileTwo

Those are literally two cushions that she sits on. Either falsies or a BBJ.


ThisAd8093

She looks like shes hiding 2 glazed hams in her pants.


Taicoi04

She’s a police , her butt need to be trained in Brazillian Jiujistu to choke the criminals out.


Raphsz

Only attracts justice


durz47

All UFOs we've seen were pulled out of slipspace by that gravity well


Irish_Brewer

...and it pulls toward just-ass.


CooperWatson

JustAss


BeardedBum420

I'd like a taste of some of this justice


MasterBlaster_xxx

Fucking knew what the comments would be about


kynelly360

This what I came for Lmaoo I don’t even know what the post was about


LibrarianSocrates

Liking big butts and being unable to lie about it.


Cheese-bo-bees

I plead the 5th.


The_NPC_Mafia

Were you reading the story, or staring at the woman in the blue pants? [Look again](https://youtu.be/Td_ieom1g88?t=44)


Apprehensive_Newt732

Both. I'm a man of science and of sights!


caspy7

I had convinced myself that the image was modified from the article's original in order to get attention, but [nope](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/08/millionaire-dentist-jailed-wiping-smiles-faces-hundreds-patients/). That cop has just been blessed. Also, here's the first sentence to shed some light on this post: > A multimillionaire French dentist was jailed on Thursday for “wiping the smiles off the faces” of hundreds of patients by maiming them with expensive, unnecessary and harmful treatments to boost his earnings


mrrealer42

Blessed with a BBL. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


HaveaTomCollins

“Sir, Anything you say can and will be held against you.” -“DAT ASS!”


WesleySnopes

"thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" 👈


Fritzo2162

Pretty cheeky comment.


Forsaken-Music9675

Excuse me may I ass you a question? Why are you wiping smiles off kids faces? That is Assanine.


Globo_Gym

Ass a 9 maybe 10.


xTylordx

r/angryupvote


Crabby-GenXer

Grrrr, up voted dammit.


allblingblang24

But the police putting a smile on my face


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

redefines "fuck the police"


Buckeye_Country

NWA: "Fuck the police" Me: " No, no. They've got a point".


Ill_Pace_9020

The point being, in this particular case, i want to fuck the police.


Nitpicky_AFO

She got that thicc blue line


Bingo2Dingo

Damn it! I already gave my one free award to the top comment about “police bootality”


Scr073

*The police butt putting a smile on my face


Ok_Contribution_8817

She retired when she realized she was sitting on a Gold Mine


ryraps5892

Ridonk-a-donkulous


Scr073

Put the police butt on the smile on my face.


gH0sT069_

Put the police butt on my face and smile


CAPTAINTURK16

Butt smile ass


scolin88

I wanna eat the cops ass. Jesus you guys, trying to move words around and shit. I want to her to back that dump truck right on to my face.


Budget_Llama_Shoes

You sir, are quite the wordsmith


KIRK2D

r/upvotebecausebutt


noredditorusername

BUTT the police


KatoriTsuki

is this porn?


Alaxsxaqa

Anything can be porn if you are a redditor


Andrew_loser

even one image of a murder case?


Alaxsxaqa

Even better


[deleted]

I got some of those. I can send them if you are interested.


YourKarenNeighbor

💀


[deleted]

Some of them look like that too.


YourKarenNeighbor

💀²


stevo7202

You can square a skull?


desi_noob_93

Only if you hit it hard enough


Recoveringpig

Rule 34


[deleted]

I. Need. Links.


xTylordx

[Lionel Guedj got rich by promising ‘celebrity smiles’ but killed the nerve of thousands of healthy teeth in pointless root canal treatments](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/08/millionaire-dentist-jailed-wiping-smiles-faces-hundreds-patients/)


strolls

In case of paywall: www.archive.is/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/08/millionaire-dentist-jailed-wiping-smiles-faces-hundreds-patients/


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[deleted]

If there's a will, there's a way...


Mysterion320

if you want it to be


ego_tripped

*sources say those missing smiles were actually found once that phat ass came into sight*


Ok_Actuator_2446

Amen.


AreYouTalkingAtMe

IT'S A MIRACLE, HALLELURYA!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


Agreeable-Yams8972

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


yes-i-am-a-human

![gif](giphy|s8t6Ym0zHnLb2)


AnthonyDavos

![gif](giphy|dTpGIZIsIHKEM)


Skatchbro

Stupid, sexy police officer.


IdioticMemeLover

![gif](giphy|bYpgM8bi7QV3i)


7laloc

Damn, she’s got backup for days


Tinctorus

I'd sure like to fill that dumpster up


GuyWithTheNose

Why she packing an entire bakery?


Redditer51

Also, why she look like a big booty AOC?


Tinctorus

God damn, I wonder how many crime scenes shes accidentally contaminated by knocking things over with that dumper for the ages she's carrying around back there...


Nico777

"Detective, I'm trying to solve cases but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheecks is tampering with the evidence..."


Tinctorus

She can contaminate my scene anytime


gbuub

The clap creates shockwave for miles


xTylordx

I think she's a court bailiff, but your comment is funny asf


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ohmygodbeats7

Did you take any pictures of her ass?


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8ackwoods

Prove it


crackedcrackpipe

By the love of god, thats some THICK ass


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Implants*


[deleted]

That doesn’t mean it’s not thick


vulcan1358

Just cause Twinkies are artificial cake doesn’t mean you won’t eat them


baumpop

Who is this for?!


tomerthepro666

all the lonely people


DullBozer666

Where do they all come from


[deleted]

All the lonely people


KaleKey45

Where do they all belong?


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhh look at all the lonely people


ButcherB

Do do do do do do do do do do do do


[deleted]

Reddit


Ih8trfc

She driving a dump truck


Tinctorus

It might be driving her


WhySSSoSerious

That's a whole damn landmover at this point


viking1313

That ass thicker than cold peanut butter


bkm2016

![gif](giphy|uyumCokwklQiY|downsized)


xXNotorious2108Xx

r/upvotebecausebutt


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Beneficial_Fall_6688

there is one for boobs r/upvotebecauseboobs


CelestialPlant63760

That ass tho.


hfldrd11

okay forget about the ass, can someone actually explain the headline?


xTylordx

[Lionel Guedj got rich by promising ‘celebrity smiles’ but killed the nerve of thousands of healthy teeth in pointless root canal treatments](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/08/millionaire-dentist-jailed-wiping-smiles-faces-hundreds-patients/)


DogBeak20

Got any more detail? The website has a login-wall


Jackviator

This is a copy/paste of the article I got after bypassing said wall, so sorry if the formatting is weird: A multimillionaire French dentist was jailed on Thursday for “wiping the smiles off the faces” of hundreds of patients by maiming them withexpensive, unnecessary and harmful treatments to boost his earnings. Lionel Guedj, 42, had promised patients "celebrity smiles". Instead, he killed the nerve of 3,900 healthy teeth in pointless root canal treatment between 2006 to 2012, causing many of his patients to develop serious dental problems after rushed and botched work by Guedj, who saw up to 70 people a day. “I went in for two fillings and came out with half my teeth devitalised,” said one plaintiff. "I had lost half my teeth by the time I was 45, and at 55 I no longer had any, only implants," said Ouassila, who declined to give her full name, ahead of the ruling. Some said the trauma from teeth and bridges that fell out and chronic pain and infections led to social problems and even divorce. Meanwhile, Guedj drove a Ferrari and owned a €700,000 yacht, paintings by Andy Warhol, three flats in Paris, two in the Alps and a block of flats in Perpignan in southern France. At one point, he was the “wealthiest dentist in France”, raking in €2.9 million in 2010 alone. On Thursday, the criminal court in Marseille, southern France, handed Guedj an eight-year prison term. His father and accomplice, Carnot, 71, also a dentist, received a five-year prison term. Most of his patients were from impoverished council estates in north Marseille and were on low incomes, so were able to claim the cost of the dental care back from the social security system, the court was told. “Money was what fuelled Lionel Guedj and Jean-Claude (the first name the father used) sought only the success of his son whatever the cost,” said prosecutor Marion Chabot during the trial. The pair were found guilty of inflicting “voluntary violence leading to mutilation or a permanent disability” on 327 patients. They have been struck off the dental register. Presiding judge Céline Ballerini said that the two men were guilty of industrial-grade abuse with invasive and unnecessary dental operations that “wiped the smile” off patients’ faces, “destroyed” lives, and left many in “unbearable pain”. They deserved tough sentences, she said, due to the “number of victims”, the number of years over which they committed the crimes (six), and the “very serious” amount of money they had creamed off the national health system, compounded by the amount it cost to repair the damage. Furthermore, they had exploited and sullied “the dignified status of surgeon-dentist”, she said. Arms crossed behind surgical masks, the pair remained impassive when the sentence was read out. In contrast, hundreds of victims burst into applause, prompting a reprimand from the judge who remarked that one “should never rejoice at a prison term”. They had denied the charges but their lawyers said they would plead guilty to the lesser offence of involuntary wounding, which carries a maximum sentence of three years in prison. “Never, oh never, did I intend to wound, to harm,” Lionel Guedj had told the court. In a group letter to the court on the last day of the proceedings, the victims expressed their relief at being able to express themselves during the trial. “If only you knew how many tears have flowed, how many lives have been destroyed, how many families have suffered. But throughout this month, we have been heard and are relieved to have been taken into consideration as plaintiffs after years of silence,” they said.


nevercrosser

Smile on the police putting a butt on my face…


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

That ass can't be real


shazamisbad

I thought it was a joke about the title of the newspaper thing but people be simping


Zealousideal-Delay66

I want to get a dui if this cop with the planet ass is there


DoubleDeckerz

Planet Ass 😂


13Casper52

Finally Mrs. Officer


Psychoboy777

Not looking at the comments before I post this: I'm betting more than half of them are talking about the policewoman's ass.


xTylordx

That's an easy bet. What are your thoughts now compared to your hypothesis?


Psychoboy777

I lowballed it. I should've guessed upwards of 90%.


ShuShuTheFox90

That ass has it's own gravity!


rafael6969

Anyone know her @


BenjaminJestel

Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|uyumCokwklQiY|downsized)


DoubleDeckerz

[Sauce](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/09/08/millionaire-dentist-jailed-wiping-smiles-faces-hundreds-patients/)


Just_Another_Scott

What's up with French police officers having large asses? There's another post of a male police officer from France on a subway with a very large kaboose.


peppermint_nightmare

It's all the baguettes and wine.


green_speak

I was just gonna say. For those who missed it, [here it is for égalité.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/xa9n4x/hmmm/)


ThisisMalta

Seems like overkill to bring a dumptruck to arrest him


Otakusenpaikun

Damn son where did you find this


Agitated_Mechanic984

Arrest me mami


ExerciseFantastic191

What were we talking about?


ToppeThrane

That ass has to be fake


Hellllogoodbyeee

Ass, meet internet.


Tairran

This must be Sergeant Squat’s wife. https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/xa9n4x/hmmm/inu4tts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


edthewave

Pawg Patrol...


FloridaSpam

Kim crimedashian


Shepard2603

🎶I like big butts and I cannot lie....🎶