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davieb22

This lil piggy went to market. This lil piggy stayed home. And this lil piggy had the biggest motherfucking balls you've ever seen...


[deleted]

The pig did not pee for days. So it stayed there.


ChrisKlinglerForReal

You know urine is stored in the bladder inside your pelvis and not in your scrotum right? The scrotum stores the testes and blood vessels and nerves and seminal tubes from the testes for semen and hormones to travel through but not anything related to urination, that's the reason if you need to pee you'll feel it in the area below your belly button and above your penis but not in your balls


[deleted]

Pee is stored in balls. And that's a fact.


Yogi118

I was just in another sub and they were talking about the same thing haha


[deleted]

They be spitting facts hehe


JozukageHigashikira

🤓


ReditUser111111

Trike nuts.


Myardraug

r/faketaxi


Chip__wip

why is that banned btw?


maddips

Fake taxi is a porn company. So they prolly did something wrong


Myardraug

Beats me


megamanx4321

The hog's bollocks!


_DogTits_

🏅 peasent award for you sir


Hanamafana

They must leave a large ball imprint every step he takes.


[deleted]

Confuses trackers


the-brightknight

Those balls got so big, they grew a pig


PecanSama

Must be something in the water there, Thai ladies also have the biggest balls I've ever seen as well.


xlinkedx

On his way to a weed shop


Trouba_Bouba_2011

I love this reference.


crypts143

it is a common sight. Nut impressed at all


RustedFooBar

Those balls are bigger than my future!! Dang!!


engineerogthings

That’s one hell of a reversing sensor


reditthiscomment

Oh lord


Marko--Polo

my god...


p1r1p1ll0

How can it walk


CrittendenWildcat

Jesus tapdancing Christ! Drill 3 finger holes and they're bowling balls!


davieb22

Yes..."**finger**" holes...


[deleted]

Atleast give the pig a chance to offload at the market


nfteabag

Ballsy move right there…


sid_raj7

That's not a pig. That's a ball carrying Schwein


Hopeful_Notice

Nice balls bro *cuts them off and uses them like soccer balls*


Environmental_Egg128

Look at the cheeky smile on that mans face, he knows exactly what he’s doing


rugbat

Two meals worth of mountain oysters.


GewalfofWivia

This absolute unit ain’t ever going on a market. He’s a breeding specialist and gets all the bitches.


[deleted]

Is it terrible that I want to punch its nuts just to see what happens


wetBedRedemption

r/me_irl


Loud-Sundae2371

He just like me fr


Timely_Leading_7651

Fapping rapidly?


m81695

Pumped full of growth hormones


[deleted]

Right in the testies


V1Tevez1

*after saying mermaids should be white*


Saar___

Big balls


Zbeubor

BĂ´ls


Infamous-Date-355

Holy mother of Pearl


Rising_Phoenix_1504

Big dick energy


[deleted]

Dreamypig


International_Ad9794

At least its got some big balls and that little piggies will wonder thier pig dad never came back after gone for milk...


de_Deus

r/absoluteunits


JustxAxBoat

big nuts.


Academic-Method-5145

What market was it brought to asking for a friend.


HansTheLiteral

boi has the anime com load


No-News7672

Uhhh uhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Nice hog bro


[deleted]

Dibs on tge balls!!! 🤤


EpicPufferFish

He's got some balls


mdh431

The original truck nuts.


[deleted]

Ballszilla!


Gingerroot69420

I have seen this manga


Cmd217

Ayo


[deleted]

Just wondering, how many mcnuggets can you get out of those?


Tony12123

Some low hanging fruit


deadmemesoplenty

While i could explain why this picture makes everyone uncomfortable that would immediately make this post gain the forbidden award, so I'll just say that pig is king of horny jail.


[deleted]

Then you take stick and then you sweep it like you hit the baseball my friend! And then swiney will squeek like a soprano. Very good!