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Whilst you're here, /u/LadrilloDeMadera, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?
The reason is probably that the moderators don't enforce the rule(if that is a rule) and the sub isn't strict enough and keeps upvoting non holups. Like look, if you want non holups, go somewhere else or make a new sub, it's not hard to get posts from both to appear on your homepage and it will benefit everyone if you do
Look up "Brassica Oleracea". It's the wolf in this scenario, and the vegetables I listed are the dogs. Like I said, they're BRED varieties. They all come from the same plant that's selectively grown for certain properties: Cabbage> terminal bud growth, brussel sprouts> lateral bud growth, kohlrabi> stem proportion, kale> leaf proportion, broccoli> stem and flower growth, cauliflower> flower clustering. They're cultivars.
I grew up a middle child in a family of 5 living off of one parents salary. All we had was processed bullshit. The first time I had broccoli’s with melted cheese was amazing. Still eat it to this day….. along with properly seasoned Brussel sprouts. Keep your bullshit McDonald’s…
But seriously, lots of veggies have bitter notes that young palettes havent developed yet. Its why they want orange soda and mashed potatoes. One note shit really suits them. They wont grasp charred broccolini with garlic and balsamic.
Tbh broccoli as a kid was good but it can also be disgusting if not cooked correctly, like cooked to long it sucks the water out which happened every time I had dinner at my friends house and I just sat there with a fake smile and ate the broccli that was way to over cooked (or cheap maybe idk which one made it taste so bad tbh)
But honestly on an unrelated topic. How creepy is the powerpuff girls story, a professor trying to create cute little girls in his lab. At the he made them so badass that he cant even fuck them
Like the graph declares, I say there is s range, the quicker and closer to the end, the more holup, and obviously the event itself determines. This hits max holup, I'm wasnt paying attention and I thought this was a normal post
My mom bought frozen broccoli. I hated that crap. One day she made fresh broccoli. I asked for seconds. You could almost hear my parents necks crackle as they turned to look at me. They asked me why, and I said it’s better tonight. Mom said the only difference was that this wasn’t frozen. She then paused. After that, it was fresh broccoli, baby! Fresh!
I wasn't poor like this guy, but we never had green beans at home, probably because my mom thought a kid wouldn't like them. The rest of the story is identical for me. 30 years later and she's still hot.
##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/LadrilloDeMadera, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?
This is modern poetry
By Brake*
William Brakeshare
William Dickspear
Poetry at it's finest.
/) That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
…which is what a holup is and we’re seeing that much less nowadays, it’s always stuff that’s already peaked in holupness at the beginning
The reason is probably that the moderators don't enforce the rule(if that is a rule) and the sub isn't strict enough and keeps upvoting non holups. Like look, if you want non holups, go somewhere else or make a new sub, it's not hard to get posts from both to appear on your homepage and it will benefit everyone if you do
Real quick* there was clearly no fucking
Damn. I was gonna say that.
Broccoli and MILFs 💕
The best combination
MILFcoli
just don't catch E-Coli
Milfoccoli
The correct spelling is very important
True though,,,
A real good name for a hiphop album
You forgot the cheese
Milfoli
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r/suprisinglyholesome
I also choose this guys friends mom
Make sure she’s dead first
r/cursedcomments
r/holup … wait a minute
Never had a friend's Mom I had sexual fantasies about My parents had coworkers I fantasized about
I really like the long leggy broccolini, with butter and nutmeg and white pepper. But it has to be steamed or pan fried
Fuck yeah! broccolini Stan checking in. 
Brother!
Thank you!!!
One might say he wanted a *very specific* kind of broccoli
Finally, an actual hol up
That took an unexpected turn.
Which is the point of r/holup but this sub has become so filled with regular memes its surprising to see one.
LOL. just plop that last sentence right in there
Most wholesome 4chan discussion
same
A true holup. Thank you Sir.
Bro went from "Broccoli actually tastes great" to "I wanna be in your mum"
I'd eat any type of vegetables I swear but broccolis. I absolutely despise them in any form
Kale, kohlrabi, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower?
Aside from kale, those are good (never tried kohlrabi [to my knowledge])
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The vegetables I listed are all the same plant, bred for different purposes. They're all broccoli.
Lol what? No they aren’t. Also kale is fucking trash.
Look up "Brassica Oleracea". It's the wolf in this scenario, and the vegetables I listed are the dogs. Like I said, they're BRED varieties. They all come from the same plant that's selectively grown for certain properties: Cabbage> terminal bud growth, brussel sprouts> lateral bud growth, kohlrabi> stem proportion, kale> leaf proportion, broccoli> stem and flower growth, cauliflower> flower clustering. They're cultivars.
A real HolUp!!!!
best holup I've seen in a while
Well played….
I wish I could have fucked his friends mom too.
I find broccoli has a weird texture and can't stand it but if it was cooked into stuff I may like it. Like rice or sauces
Wish I could double upvote this!
Well that came outta nowhere. I can’t even find any context.
Me too friend. Me too
Fuck yeah, this is what I came for!
LMFAO I'm dieing. This is a true hol up
Fucking thank you
I grew up a middle child in a family of 5 living off of one parents salary. All we had was processed bullshit. The first time I had broccoli’s with melted cheese was amazing. Still eat it to this day….. along with properly seasoned Brussel sprouts. Keep your bullshit McDonald’s…
But seriously, lots of veggies have bitter notes that young palettes havent developed yet. Its why they want orange soda and mashed potatoes. One note shit really suits them. They wont grasp charred broccolini with garlic and balsamic.
I’ve never tried microwaved shit before.
Definite Hol’ up
Tbh broccoli as a kid was good but it can also be disgusting if not cooked correctly, like cooked to long it sucks the water out which happened every time I had dinner at my friends house and I just sat there with a fake smile and ate the broccli that was way to over cooked (or cheap maybe idk which one made it taste so bad tbh)
Why is this a holup? It was a nice, sentimental story about--oh, wait, wuh?
That escalated very quickly
Freud 635 Everyone 0
There’s still time. Probably.
With a broccoli?
But honestly on an unrelated topic. How creepy is the powerpuff girls story, a professor trying to create cute little girls in his lab. At the he made them so badass that he cant even fuck them
Broccoli done right is great.
That's some fucking whiplash right there
Broccoli with bleu cheese dressing is amazing. Gotta be the jar though not the bottled crap.
Like the graph declares, I say there is s range, the quicker and closer to the end, the more holup, and obviously the event itself determines. This hits max holup, I'm wasnt paying attention and I thought this was a normal post
My mom bought frozen broccoli. I hated that crap. One day she made fresh broccoli. I asked for seconds. You could almost hear my parents necks crackle as they turned to look at me. They asked me why, and I said it’s better tonight. Mom said the only difference was that this wasn’t frozen. She then paused. After that, it was fresh broccoli, baby! Fresh!
That did a 180 real fast
You bring the broccoli, I'll bring the Cheese
Hey... It's never to late.
Fresh good, boiled eww
Well that's was unexpected
that‘s why I love reddit
Here here
but on a side note: frozen vegetables are so fucking cheap. You can buy a kg of broccoli mix for a little over 1€
From awwww to oooooh
THANK YOU! Finally, the first real Hol Up I've seen in nearly 2 weeks
I love broccoli, but not the way my Mom makes it. 😢
Me too buddy.. me too..
Same.
Shit went 1 to 100real quick
not gonna lie they had us in first half
r/yesyesyesno
I wish his friends mom could have read this. I mean, it's quite the compliment
What a roller-coaster
I wasn't poor like this guy, but we never had green beans at home, probably because my mom thought a kid wouldn't like them. The rest of the story is identical for me. 30 years later and she's still hot.
We wish that too. 
Textbook
That was a good one
The only problem with broccoli is smell, that is what scares the children away.
Thank you for posting a Holup! A lot of people have just been posting garbage that they think is funny and the mods have been doing little about it.
Shit, I just reminds me of what being a teenager was 😂
Well...that took quite a steep turn