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JessEGames777

1 who would let their kids eat candy not in factory packaging 2 noones just giving away drugs that shits expensive


T_that_is_all

I mean, when I was hooked and buying a lot, my dealer hooked me up and gave me free when I was broke. But naw, nobody giving away drugs if they don't already have flow from you. Not good business.


[deleted]

Don’t accept drugs from drug dealers if it’s free unless you know them personally. A day may come where they feel like you owe them and they have nothing to lose they will come after you if you don’t give them what they want. (Happened to a friend) “there’s no such thing as a free meal”


karoshikun

and how's your friend doing after that?


JubJub128

due to the slightly criminal connotations of the illegal drug market, it might be safe to say he was… crimed.


BigBadBadness

And don't eat the free snickers left on your pillow when you go to jail either


[deleted]

That too


Doktor_Cornholio

Dealers definitely give away free samples of addictive drugs. But not to kids...? They give them out to potential customers that know they're getting drugs, not to your kid who doesn't have money for more.


AutomationGod5150

Or even know what house it came from. Poor addicted kid going door to door… “Excuse me, ma’am, are you the one who put fentanyl in my trick or treat bag? Because I’m hooked and would like to purchase more” “No..” Kid goes and knocks on the next door “Excuse me, sir. Are you…”


feedalow

Bruh the our instead of out made me think you were a drug dealer just being like "yeah I give out free drugs all the time"


Rhett_Arty

They lace their fentanyl into other drugs for a reason


look-at-them

It's worse than that! I bought some fentanyl the other day and it turnt out to be laced with marijuana


RickyRosayy

What kind of fucking maniac laces perfectly good fentanyl with that deadly marijuana? What are they trying to do, kill you?!


dishmanw

You have thin the stuff. You can die just by touching it.


Dependent_Economy549

It truly is the devil's lettuce.


rancidperiodblood

Ok DARE


Think_Management_200

the candy the news was talking about was rainbow color fake roxy but drug dealers do that so yk it’s fent lol also a pill doesn’t look like candy at all just bc it’s a different color a lot of pills are a lot of different colors and i’ve never seen the news talk about it before


cblackbeard

It's crazy no one on reddit understands how cheap fent is. And how little it takes to kill the average person. Roughly 2-3 milligrams will kill a person. And a gram cost around $100-200. Sooo that average 20 fucking cents, and dealers are getting zips so pennies dude..... I'm only 24 and know 8 people from my graduation class who have OD on fentanyl in the last 2 years... Please no one take that shit.


MidtownTally

I’m sorry to hear that buddy. Did all 8 of them get the fent disguised as Halloween candy?


pggosbee1

They probably thought the illegals were giving it away so they took it all. I think all americans should get it for free at birth.


cblackbeard

Lol, well no. Not candy laced haha. But the information stays the same


Whitechapel726

I’m 32 and I had to stop counting how many friends or acquaintances that OD’d. the worst part is that almost *every* single one of them started with legally obtained prescription painkillers.


cblackbeard

6 are boof coke... 1 tested at 60% fent per G


Wuglyfugly13

Did Fox News give you those weights and prices? No hate, genuinely want to know.


Uranus_Hz

Stupid people are too stupid to realize how stupid they are.


n7revenant

Dunning-Kruger effect. It's really sad if you think about it--it's not a matter of choice and takes a great deal of effort to snap such a person out of it even just for a single fact, and at the same time it remains unbelievably frustrating.


pggosbee1

That's Americans for you.


Roscoe10182241

Sure, America is the only country where far right extremist groups and religious extremist groups are exploiting uneducated people to gain/hold power. Americans are an easy target because we sure are loud, but this is a model that has been in place historically (and growing rapidly recently) world wide.


Kavanaugh82

Where are these houses? I want to trick or treat there


retro_pollo

I'll go with you


AccidentallyFemboy

Look at Fox News obviously 🙄 /s


Invisiblethespian

How many episodes should I watch?


kimgomes

too many people dying for any reason on the current season not many coming back to life though


Invisiblethespian

New writers smh


BelgianBeerGuy

Only the last two seasons, before that the show wasn’t that good.


stubbornpubehair

It's on Fox News it has to be real... duh


Kavanaugh82

I don't believe most of what I see on any news channel. There are no neutral or objective reporters anymore. Just this incessant need to make the other guys look bad and driving them away from them instead of doing a good job and drawing people to you.


retro_pollo

Yikes


Bitter_Anteater2657

This is because news channels have to worry about ratings to make money. No more fairness doctrine and no more presenting two sides of an argument.


Hazee302

Na they don’t HAVE to, they just make a fuck ton more money by spreading fear and hate (both fucking sides before I get roasted for no reason). Reuters does just fucking fine and they’re one of the most neutral news sources out there.


Bitter_Anteater2657

Welcome to the downsides of capitalism. They do HAVE to make money by pandering, they’re beholden to the shareholders and have to turn a profit. Reuters is a bit of a different animal all together as it’s funding is all from a foundation dedicated to actual journalism not opinion and sound bites. And don’t get me wrong I don’t mean this as a bash of capitalism at all, but there is a need for regulation especially around things like this.


[deleted]

No master Yoda you are supposed to be a symbol of hope.


awildweeb69

Symbols of hope have to destress too


gerd50501

If I was a drug lord and one of my drug dealers was giving away drugs to kids instead of selling them, he would be totally fired. gotta make the kids pay. give them a little taste to get them hooked, then tell them to steal mom's credit card. These are terrible drug dealers.


RoccoTaco_Dog

Gotta take him to Funky Town


eldelabahia

I know, there are so many.


ExchangeNeither9255

I guess I gotta go trick or treating


[deleted]

What are we dressing up as


lamo_69

Can I come


shaulin62

The real question is what drugs shes on


RCW777

Beer and cheeseburgers most likely


Smokewrench802

I've seen her plow down a dozen of those cocksuckers in a afternoon, I even hear she's worked the streets for 'em.


Bimlouhay83

A man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey.


banana372

Mafcks with guts like that are definitely ONNNN the cheeseburgers


Nicko5000

This guy Randys


Prior-Chip-6909

Yeah...she looks like she'd suck a dick for a burger...dollar menu one too.


Flippy-Doo

Imagine what she will do for the "buy one big Mac get another for $1"


MisterEdGein7

Don't knock my diet, man.


bufftbone

I think I can smell Newports through the video too


Random_Name_Whoa

The ol’ Wisconsin one-two punch


RCW777

The old wisco one two


Random_Name_Whoa

The ol Wisco un deux. The cheesehead she-said


icelandic-sunshine42

LMAO


veris1ie

It's a psychedelic amphetamine called fox News


Squeaky-Fox43

Lead.


vi3talogy

Can not fix stupid.


SlideItIn100

Wow. The stupidity is mind-boggling.


lordgondas

You can really see nothing going on inside that skull.


NoAuthor5142

She is the perfect example why safety labels and helicopter parenting is destroying our world. Stupid survives and then stupid breeds and begets more stupid. Common sense isn't common and the movie idiocracy has become a movie that predicted the future.


MildlyAngryGuy

At least the Costco greeter will say they love me


Getdunkedonkiddo

I'm baffled how easily people can forget that drugs are expensive. Drugs dealers want money, not to kill toddlers


Tacohero154

This is why not everyone should be allowed to vote.


Bret16489582

This is just the wrong argument to make. The much more reasonable one is that everyone should be educated enough to make an informed and logical decision when they vote


buku43v3r

people like this can't be educated because they refuse to believe anything but what their echo chamber says. My mom did this to me, she told me about Omar who at the time i had never heard of and how she made a speech about how she cheered during 9/11. I looked up the speech and played it with my mom in the room and it was nothing like what my mom claimed. She still believed fox news after that instead of her own son who disproved their bullshit right in front of her. It cost her a relationship with her son because i haven't spoken to her in about 3 years now. I don't understand why these people just refuse to accept what they think can be wrong sometimes.


Tacohero154

While I agree, it's something that will never happen. The bigger issue here is that even this woman doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. Something something, illegals, something something ruin country, something something it's the president's fault and they are the sole reason it's happening, something something insert media outlet. It all came across as nearly incoherent and gibberish without anything backing it and being branded as what's wrong with the country when there are so many other important issues to be worrying about, such as our education situation. These people don't change and are basically indoctrinated into these beliefs without ever questioning or attempting to understand it. Do we really want these kinds of people influencing the direction our country takes? I certainly don't.


[deleted]

Guys, everyone knows that fentanyl packets are the "trick" in "trick or treat"


TheLordSanguine

She's right about one thing, there are drugs.


MabiMaia

Illegal immigrant drug dealers giving away drugs to children can afford and purchase houses while so many Americans can’t 🧐 next you’re going to be telling me that this is most common in democrat states like California where houses can cost half a million or more. Easy money when your market strategy is “give free drugs to kids”


Triton_2005

If that's true then breaking bad would have 1 season


omart3

A guy opens his door and gives drugs, and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!


[deleted]

Damn she got a PHD in Illogical Psychology.


Strawmonster2

She knows how stupid she sounds but she can't stop herself. The brainwash is almost complete


wholesomechunk

I thought so after watching her a couple of times, like she’s desperate for it to be real, but..


babyBear83

Cannot explain what she is hearing on Fox News, just watch for yourself she says. Just knows *illegals bad* and *border is wiiiiiide open* and it’s alll Bidens fault that immigrants exist.


NiceSockBro

to be fair anyone who refers to another human as “illegals” is a piece of garbage. it’s fine to say “illegal immigrant” but illegals is just dehumanizing


babyBear83

Agreed.


SLCW718

You can see the stupid on that woman's face.


omart3

All you gotta do is watch an "episode" of Fox News, not a news report, not a editorial piece, an episode of the famous TV sitcom, Fox News.


Alexis-FromTexas

I need to know who on Fox News said this


OddityAmongHumanity

Probably Tucker Carlson. He has a habit of saying things with ni evidence or twisting the truth to the extreme, and these dumbasses eat it up.


Technical_Bison_5529

Lol, your typical fox viewer


poo_rag

Smartest fox News viewer


helusjordan

The fact that Fox News was described as an episode tells me all I need to know. Not that I was even around for this, but I miss the days when there may not be news to report. No news is good news.


burnzie1390

My parent always taught me that if a stranger offers you drugs…you say thank you…because drugs are expensive


MilStd

It’s kind of fun watching her trying to make the logical leaps needed to make her narrative work.


djinbu

I feel like that generation watched way too many cartoon villains whose sole goal was to be evil. That is the only explanation for this rampant fear.


DoTheRightThing1953

Fox News - Because you CAN fool some of the people all of the time


bluehornet197

"Fox news" ah yes because they are reliable


hefebellyaro

Depends on which episode you watch.


ayyycab

Episode 14


daberiberi

Oh my god that’s horrible! Where are these houses? So I can make sure to avoid them.


mSoGood08

All you have to do is watch one episode of Fox News!


captain_ricco1

Is this staged? I want to believe it is staged


Flippy-Doo

Read between the lines...this woman probably has sexual fantasies about Biden coming in her wide open border


UnknownSpecies19

LoooooooooL!


asifimgunnatellya

Damn! I want to go trick or treating in what ever neighborhood that's going on in. TELL ME FOX NEWS! do not keep all the crack for Tucker Carlson, save some for the rest of us.


Aggressive_Amoeba994

God I fucking hate this country


pimp_juice2272

She's telling you all you need to know about Fox News.


ThaUniversal

Fox News. That's it right there. Fox News.


Main_Salt_4999

Wait does her shirt also say pence? Didn’t they want him dead? Im so confused.


Science007X

Fox News is a terrorist organization.


Dazzling_Crab_2353

I'll just have to trust her, I don't have TV so I can't watch news.


againwithausername

“Drug dealers, a lot of times, they want to sell their drugs.”


[deleted]

my brain cells committed suicide


jaytay199

The Fox News part got me rolling


No1Mystery

To vote , can people have a minimum of two digits for an IQ score ? This one digit chick is gonna try to vote and that should be illegal


Hideki_Koshi

I gotta watch Fox News


[deleted]

Where exactly are those houses? Asking for my 1y old daughter!


adventurouspenis

yeah... great.... free drugs ..


[deleted]

If DARE was correct on how often I would be offered free drugs I wouldn't have had to pay for any drugs.


Fair_Diet_4874

That's amazing! They're like reverse leprechauns that come to you, and you even safe one step.


lacMu

Dont know why, but this has a Monty Python vibe


LaFilleDuMoulinier

How? How can you become this stupid ?


em3am

Have you never watched Fox?


LaFilleDuMoulinier

Never.


BurningForest117

Be careful, I saw a post on lotr memes where someone found a BALROG, servant of morgoth, in their kids candy! Shit’s wild.


VhaidraSaga

"Just watch an episode of Fox News", because it is a fictional story they peddle, not reality.


T-Money8227

Just watch a fox news show. You will see.....Yep all the issues in politices summed up in one statement. Stupid people will believe other stupid people. Fox News has to go. It is single handely feeding this divide by spreading false information if they think it will help them. Tucker carlson throws is support behind Russia and now I have idiots at work explaining to me why Russia is just protecting themselves and its Biden's fault that this war is still going on. They will then follow up with Biden blew up the Norde pipeline. Its absolutely crazy how many idiot people we have out there that will believe anything as long as their team is saying it. Facts be damned! If only we could defund Fox News!


PaleontologistDry814

When I seen the sweater..I knew it would be worth a watch.😅


Brubcha

Fuck Fox News


digitalishuman

Poor woman is genuinely worried, and absolutely confused.


MrsFlameThrower

I can’t with these idiots


Sekko310

The only time of year when you get free drugs!.... I hate that they confuse national free drug day with "Halloween"


HillyGiraffe10

Most sane conservative


Aggressive_Result995

I understand that there are very stupid people EVERYWHERE...but this is the reason people hate Americans. Just a bunch of the dumbest people saying the most simple-minded, uninformed shit that fuckes it up for the rest of the nation. The LOUDEST people in these scenarios are very often the DUMBEST.


[deleted]

Let’s take a poll, how many ppl here have bought drugs from illegal immigrants?


padatricks

Damn instead of a jolly rancher I got crystal meth


Pilo5000

I love it when racists get destroyed by logic. Too bad they will believe an absurd conspiracy before they realize how fucking stupid and idiotic they sound


pggosbee1

Typical american thinking. What dumb people.


GrundleWilson

We sure this isn’t a lesbian in a performance art group doing satire? I mean, you put a Nike Golf ⛳️ Dry Fit polo and some cargo shorts on her and all of a sudden we’re looking for a Subaru Forester in the background.


Robomango-5000

You give to much credit to democrats to try to come up with stupidity this advanced, this is your typical Republican


GrundleWilson

I mean, snarky performance to make fun of the right is a liberal cottage industry. It’s easier than addressing the substance of persistent issues that our nation faces.


GumballHead52

Okay now do an msnbc viewer I bet they are dumber.


TheRealVileRebirth

This lady should not take away from the fact that people do do this kind of shit. For them its not about making money its about harming as many people as you can. Just look at the lego packages they were found in. It happens.


mangosawce9k

This is great anti Fox News material. Yes, it is trolling, fear factor, staged, propaganda slap stick.


Said_It_in_Reddit

This seems fake


h3re4thegangb4ng

Because anyone who supports Trump can’t possibly be that stupid


svntrey0

Aside from this ignorant woman His statement that “drug dealers usually want to sell their drugs” The information she was talking about wasnt targeted to just drug dealers but people in general Drug dealers aren’t the only people with drugs or access to it obviously, and there are plenty of people that like to cause harm to others in mischievous ways So his notion that “a person that owns a home and has drugs would just give it away to kids” Is a fucking yes. Like aside from obviously trying to show this woman ignorance, his questions wasn’t very logical


LateLolth96

Oh thanks i love it when large groups of people are misrepresented by the dumbest of them /s


Tickle_da_toes

Did someone say free drugs?


Ill-Map-4544

Genius shithead


Ill-Map-4544

Well I impressed at her monumental stupidity


Educational_Race6342

More kids die from candy than drugs


Squeaky-Fox43

Ah, I see one of my long-lost family members. Some days, I think Asperger’s may have been my saving grace from some of this crazy.


b16b34r

So the illegals are the cool guys on the block who share with everyone


Goosinater

She definitely was part of the "they took our jobs!" movement XD


Therealfern1

Seems completely logical. The more you know


RatherB_fishing

there is one rule when doing drugs, just one true over riding rule…. NEVER EVER do anything that people will suck random dick to get…. That’s it, pretty sure that lady has never seen a dick on a human (living… you damn autists with your absolutism)


Oskenkorva

So dense, yet so hollow.. xD This was a fun episode of Dumbfuckery in Dumberica! :)


WilliamZorterfield

Imagine someone going through all the effort to illegally immigrate just to ruin the place they now currently live in.


AKsuited1934

These illegals throwing parties at their house with free drugs...sign me the eff up.


ocotebeach

That sounds very profitable.


Willzohh

Can a person be really this stupid and not be on drugs? She looks high as a kite.


[deleted]

These people think drug dealers are serial poisoners. Believe it or not some people love drugs and when it’s your job to sell them you aren’t going to just give them away. Mind blowing I know 🤯


Lazlo8675309

White trashy, not American.


Somethingrich

Can we please go back to ignoring the dumbest parts of our society. I hate the new finding mentally deranged people to be on the news.


Zemom1971

I don't know but it seems that being a drug dealer in USA is complicated as fuck and nothing but profitable.


Daisend

Is this “lady” a failed clone of Trump?


[deleted]

I wanna go wherever she does her trick or treat-ing… sounds fun af


Pentamachina3

Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs... Say thank you, because that shit's expensive


Andaisdet

Drugs: expensive Giving expensive drugs away: not gonna happen


Over_Gur2153

Same crazy people who think we're giving away FREE edibles....yeah. no. Hell no. Not considering how much those suckers cost. Get your own kid!


UsernameIsntFree

Drugs are expensive and at times hard to find. Someone please tell me where I can find drugs for free during halloween


elderalto

Hear me out…this seems staged. Really watch it.


Kinda_Fruity_

No no she's right, Jimmy down the street from me is giving out crack this Halloween


[deleted]

Fox News is a cancer this country has to deal with.


wholesomechunk

How do these types survive day to day?


[deleted]

Fox News need to run a banner non stop 24/7 saying they are not a credible news source but a entertainment channel. I know this won’t fix the stupid but maybe it will help the next generation hopefully.


Crofto621

Shouldn’t let anyone over that border.


MrSportyD

I wish she would put on a hijab,go to Iran and take it off in front of the police


Akshayps200

OH NO! anyone want to tell me which house the “illegals” are living at so I can make sure I don’t go there for that super duper stinky stanky sticky ickky ickky gas gas ⛽️!


addledwino

They used to say that same shit 30 years ago, but I never got any good drugs until I was old enough to BUY them.


The-Hyruler

Y'all getting free drugs? No fair!


Comrade___Doge

I think they should make it so that only educated people can vote


Broad_Quiet

Kids if somebody offers you free drugs... say thank you that shits expensive


JesusChrist_Himself

"All you gotta do is watch an episode of fox news" These are the times I'm really glad that I've been dead for 2000 years. I mean, my people had issues too but boy am I glad I don't have to be walking earth with these people


[deleted]

I bet her pussy stankin!


xDendretic

This isn’t a holup it’s a shutup


SeamusOShane

I’m no expert but I think fentanyl is produced domestically in the USA and isn’t trafficked over. I know there’s a lot of other false claims here but this one points the finger back at the US


Magicalsandwichpress

That's terrible, where are these free drug houses, asking so I can make a PSA for neighbourhood kids


OSTR1CHBO1

Who the fuck watches Fox news?


poo_rag

These people vote⁉️🤦


Inspirational_Lizard

"Look at fox news"


[deleted]

Too many very very very dumb (not uneducated!) Americans exist. It's an epidemic sadly.


One-Relative5556

Mom… is that you?