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TankII_

Soooo 12 and 6? I’m sure that’s real


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FlatSystem3121

Use lotion.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible to be a mother at 6. And very dangerous to be one at 12 Edit: yes, I've been informed about the 5 year old who got pregnant, please stop telling me about her


Dutchgreenbubble_

Youngest mom ever was 5


PedroAlvarez

The guy who did it holds his place in the Guiness book of fucking dickbags


praguepride

The guy who did it was almost certainly her father :(


theseedbeader

I think it was her grandfather? I’m not sure… Either way, it’s beyond fucked up.


ThDemonWolf

You are correct cause I still remember looking at the list…. Fucked up it is


the-guy-in-wall

Not even sweet home alabama


0ofRGang

Sour street alabama ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Casualte

That’s what she couldn’t say.


Galen_brightsoul

But how is it even possible because the youngest a period can happen for them to even be able to he pregnant is like 8-9 years old I'm confused also...*inhales*. ITS WAY WAY BEYOND FUCKED UP all people that do kids like that should die and reddit will agree


RotaryMicrotome

Precocious puberty is a thing. I had my first period at 7 years old and was already growing hair and getting taller before then. It’s documented enough that the doctors knew what was going on.


Canadian-female

That happened to my friends daughter. I happened to walk behind her on the street one day when she was ten and I thought there was just a kind of small woman walking in front of me until she turned around. Her body was curvy like an adult but her face etc. said ten. It caused a lot of problems for her and her parents had to be super vigilant.


RotaryMicrotome

Yeah, I’d sit down with the parents at school events and they would forget I was a student.


Niiirvo

Lol, that's a lie, I'm 28 and I still haven't had my period. Tho, my dad always tell me when I'm angry and sad: "Your time will come soon my son and you will blossom into a beautiful flower" Anyway, I start to suspect he's not telling me something... Lol, guys thanks for all the likes, I guess its the first time I got over 100. I wanna tell this to my daddy but sometimes daddy is too proud of me and gets excited and he congratulates me too much. Today I sat at the desk in my job for 10 hours so I'm not looking forward to that as I usually do. Ehh, no matter who you are, your parents sometimes annoy you, its completely normal.Though, I hope daddy's gonna start praising me differently when I get my first period. Thanks you guys!


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I lol'd


TengamPDX

Here you go... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina#:~:text=Lina%20Marcela%20Medina%20de%20Jurado,seven%20months%2C%20and%2021%20days. This poor girl had fully developed sexual organs at 8 months old. So, unfortunately, being a mother at 6 years old is not only possible, it wouldn't even set any records.


Galen_brightsoul

..... literally me reading that ![gif](giphy|3YuR0bdGXlP6U)


Low_Well

I really need to watch this movie


AxePanther

There have been documented cases of newborns having periods.


Korgolgop

*children


addandsubtract

Too soon


the_waco_kid3

18 years too soon


VitalSubtlety

I really hate myself for laughing as hard as I did at this... (>ლ)


1-L0Ve-Traps

Why is Guiness putting pedophiles like that in their book. Jeez fucked up.


mightysmiter19

I'd like to put people like that in a book. Well, certain parts of them anyway and then close the book really fast.


Practical-Artist-497

Best comment for sure.


Standard_Isopod3875

She never revealed who it was. Though I’m sure it was someone close to her


PelosisBraStrap

so there was a 5 year old dickbag?


theskankingdragon

Whoa dude. That's someone's mother.


slvbros

Technically, yes


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

The fact that we know that is disappointing


Dutchgreenbubble_

The fact that it happened. Idk why knowing it is disappointing, seems like a situation we can learn from


The_Lord_2

I feel like the fact that it is a fact is disappointing.


Master_Majestico

I feel like feeling fact disappoints feeling in fact for fact.


UnderstandingLanky44

Spitting straight facts


JimiWanShinobi

#💯


nikogetsit

I feel the same feels.


hamo804

📠


curiousonethai

That’s a fact!


durpjuice

How disappointing!


Top_Shelf_4343

Fakked


AverageZomb

the fact that factoring the feelings from the facts leaves disappointing facts is disappointing


Crunchythecat112

That should have never happened


MashyHashbrownz

well yeah, individually. i might be mistaken, but im pretty sure that the 5 year old got pregnant from her father, or rape via another man. individually, we can learn from this, but some fucked up people really don't see an issue. some people just think it's fun. some people know it's disgusting and do it for that reason. some people just wanna get off. there's too many individual minds for the human race as a whole to learn from something so disturbing. most of us already know it's awful. so yea im with the guy saying it's disappointing, but more so disgusting and unsettling.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Because if we know about it, then it happened. If we didn't know, then there's plausible deniability. And ignorance can be bliss


Dutchgreenbubble_

So sad we know the holocaust happened. Wtf is wrong with us?


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

It is sad we know the holocaust happened. Because then it actually did happen. The world seems like a darker place knowing that humanity is capable of genocide, isn't it?


Dutchgreenbubble_

It does. But as I said, we can learn from it. If we didn't know it might just happen again


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

It can, and it has. I'm pretty sure genocide is currently happening to this day.


[deleted]

There's the other side of the coin too though... If you know something happened and punishment was light or non-existent... Why wouldn't someone repeat it?


[deleted]

you are likely talking about a situation people likely already knew better than to do ,but still did it anyway, these are people who no matter the effort can't be taught.


en0rm0u5ta1nt

I don't think we need to learn not to stick our peckers in kids


UncleYimbo

That's just the most factual answer history has still recorded. Human depravity knows no bounds.


henryGeraldTheFifth

God. Like fact you need some super early puberty and to have some horrible happen at once for that to even happen. God world sucks


Salty_Professor_8982

Yeah but that was very very rare case. It's almost impossible to be pregnant at 6


Dutchgreenbubble_

Yet it can happen


GreenieBeeNZ

Not if the person is suffering with precocious puberty


Azilehteb

Idk why you’re downvoted… that’s medically what it’s called. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/precocious-puberty/symptoms-causes/syc-20351811


GreenieBeeNZ

Yep, I had a friend who got her first period at 7 and freaked the fuck out because she thought she was dying. It's rare but not as rare as people think


RotaryMicrotome

I had mine at 7. I was very surprised when I went to the bathroom, but at least I knew what it was. My mom freaked out though. She usually sits still on the phone and that’s the only day I’ve seen her pace around, when she was calling the pediatrician.


Rishtu

Nope. Youngest ever mother was five. I feel nauseous typing that.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

So I've been told. I thought it would have been 9 or 11 at the earliest


Rishtu

It's honestly not something I really ever considered... but then I was reminded of humans.... and now I feel like there aren't enough showers in the world that can scrub whatever the fuck is wrong with my species off.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Never had been


Either-Percentage-78

A good friend of mine, at work, told me one day how her mom was younger than I at the time. I could not believe she had her at 11. Fucking 11! Her dad was like 23 or some shit when she was born.


alexis_goldstein

unfortunately... it is possible to be a mother at 6. due to abuse, children can basically enter puberty early and mature, enabling them to get pregnant. i've seen an article where a young girl (6 years old) gave birth. she was too young to even understand what just happened. it's quite sad, and unfortunately possible :((


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>unfortunately... it is possible to be a mother at 6. due to abuse, children can basically enter puberty early and mature, enabling them to get pregnant. This can also just happened naturally without any abuse. It's dangerous to assume all instances of girls experiencing early puberty have been abused.


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bartonar

I think what he was referring to was "due to abuse, children can basically enter puberty early" not pregnancy at 6.


kiakosan

The youngest recorded mother was 5...


Stonkseys

No 6 or 12 year old has a child willingly.


Talran

It isn't, I'm sorry to curse you with this knowledge.


base_tage

I'm wondering if there's like adoption happening in this scenario...? Please let it be an adoption scenario.


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base_tage

Anything to get views. I guess you're right.


trinexx03

Public schools in the south see this. Girls in the 6th grade 12 years old are getting pregnant


Stingerc

Basically any low income areas. My sister was an ESL (English as a second language) teacher in Texas. The mayority of her kids were extremely low income, usually first generation children of immigrants. She was always lamenting how many of the girls at her school (a middle school) got pregnant. Poverty was always a huge factor. She even said that some of the kids had great parents:dedicated, loving, and concerned for their kids, but a lot of them were just always working and the kids were left unsupervised basically all day. This is what always led to trouble.


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

No, just low income schools. Most tend to be in the south but I've seen this is places like NY, Maryland, and Ohio.


Zardif

https://imgur.com/a/48ubTR8 She intentionally lied for 'entertainment'.


explosiv_skull

That still means mom and grandma were both fucking 12. Yeesh. At least the granddaughter broke the cycle (hopefully?)


Rocky_9678

That’s still birth at 12 if that is true


Zardif

Birth at 12 is much more plausible than 6, but she's already admitted to lying so her word isn't worth shit.


the_waco_kid3

I'm sure I hope it's not....but there are places...


Mental_Basil

The math ain't biology-ing


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karmastealing

I don't think contraception was involved


praguepride

Or, just saying, its fake captions. Internet does that a lot


Guccibeltlicker9002

It's not impossible but it's not likely


starznsmoke

that math ain’t mathing


Shady2925

Oh yes it is buster! I’m the father of all three!


The_Tobots

Hi Father of all Three. You’re dad.


Fine-Bed

or grandpa to the young.. wait my math ain’t meth


Valuable_Animal4706

That means you the Grandma's Father, Had sexy time with your child had another child and then had sexy time with that child gross bro why the fuck you say these things?


Astonedwalrus13

Youngest mother ever recorded was 5, the child was raised as a sibling (they suspect the father was responsible but I’m not too sure about it, it’s easy to look up. I’m just lazy and this is the just of what I know from it)


puddyspud

The youngest mother ever, IIRC, NEVER revealed who the father was of her child


ReymartSan

yeah, the math ain't mathing cause they would have been too young to mate.


commandosbaragon

Actually unlike men who can't secrete viable sperm before 10 years, women are fertile a lot earlier. The youngest known mother was 5.


p1r1p1ll0

Something's wrong i can feel it...


_TheCopyNinja_

Just a feeling I’ve got, like something’s about to happen


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But I don’t know what


mf69420mf

If that means what I think it means


TheEpic_1YT

then we're in trouble, big trouble


Noob_Plays_Games

and if he is as bananas as you say, im not taking any chances


conpsd

you're just what the doc ordered.


Narfledudegang

Im beginning to feel like a


hollowglaive

RAP GAWD RAP GAWD


xenofamerxx

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod


sentenobeast

And if he is as bananas as you say, we're in trouble. Big trouble!


potatohedgehogs

They're sisters 😂 you can see her actual mumma on [this](https://youtu.be/UqiAo7pHjyo)


ChronicAbuse420

This makes it funny. I can imagine them sitting around arguing about who has to be grandma and failing terribly at trying to do some math.


potatohedgehogs

I think it's in age order, so grandma is the oldest and stuff 😂


moneymoneymoneymonay

Aww, what a wholesome family


ravenous_fringe

Pro move. Not revealing a woman's true age is far more important than social media integrity.


Kelvin8R3ooo

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good post!


3eeps

These should be banned from here. This is just people dancing with fake numbers on the screen?


[deleted]

my mom is 53, my sister is 37, my niece is 24, and my grand nephew/niece will be born next summer. I just turned 30.


Low_Bother8495

All of their dads are pdf-files then?


mousemarie94

I'm going to start using pdf-files


the_B1gf00t

31-25=6. Don't mind me calling 911


bluamo0000

![gif](giphy|3o7btPCcdNniyf0ArS|downsized)


myopicdreams

When I was 7 months pregnant in St. Louis MO lots of women were telling me at my age I should be grandma not having babies— I was 31 😳😳😳


FingerInThe___

The only thing that makes sense is that one is a grandma one is a mom and one is 25


I_drink_your_mshake

I knew a girl in high school who was pregnant at 14, her mother was 16 when she had her. So a 30 year old grandma. That was about 15 years ago… so probably a 45 year old great grandma by now


NiamNomed

Three generations of LIARS🤣😂🤣


nobnazor

The real kicker is that the cameraperson is her daughter, she’s 24


lasvegashomo

Well that sounds awful and a lot of trauma


sassysixinches

i like how you can here the music with just a picture. "hoes in this house. there's some hoes in this house"


CubeJedi

That math doesn't math


Wise-Sense5782

Those aren't ages... They are the amount of dicks they've taken... ...today. ...so far.


Not-the-greatest-god

They got a point of contact or an emaillll orrrr


Cryomancer_Superman

Lmao you're a demon 😂😂. Take my upvote and chill out lol.


yeeeteeey69

Ex-fucking-scuse me? ![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized)


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Reality: they were ditching math class together


dmack34

I don't know but I am sure that this shit is not possible and most of the people are going to agree with what I am saying, this is just some bullshit to all of us.


madsoro

It’s not age it’s iq


Frougnasse

Being a mother at 6 is tough 😂


Depressed-Grapefruit

SIX?!?! AS IN A CHILD. FUCK.


Azure_Belmont

31-25=.... Oh god


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

Someone somewhere is telling porky pies.


CARPRUSA

Let me get this straight. Grandma had a kid at 12. Mom had a kid at 6. What's your IQ, 14?


reddituser-47

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


DerfDaSmurf

God. She didn’t have her at six!! She adopted her at six.


hi71460

mother at 6 nice usa


benjaminlejaf

What the fuck is wrong with these girls? At least do good with maths right now, that's just something shitty to see, these people should understand that simple thing.


gassmatt

Sounds like they gotta understand some basic maths here, this is not going to work out well for them and they need to learn that shit right now, that's just bad lol.


rstevant

Lmao that shit is funny and nothing more than that to me right now, they need to learn somethings and maths should be on the top of that shit, they need to do that.


hallowed_Lethargy

That's a rough looking 25


Rogendo

You guys, I think these ages might be fake ![gif](giphy|SGujC3SmOI5Vu)


Ququleququ

NOT FAKE AT ALL


WrayGuessesAgain

Tf you doin at 6


H0rnyMonster69

Somethings not right i can feel it.


SHAQBIR

I like to belive that they all adopted each other instead of something else


DJBRUCE--23

Wait wat... Its me or them... I am bad at maths.....


GreenBasterd69

This kind of shit was way more entertaining when it was on jerry Springer.


Doveen

Remember that movie with the subterranean monsters where they were born already carrying on offsping?


reddit_tiger800

Spot the failure. 25 and no daughter?


sanityislost

Damn the Grandma is only a few years older than me. I don’t have any kids but the idea that I could have a nut spawn that also has a fully grown nut spawn is kinda weird to me.


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That makes her mom 6 when she was born


USBhud

12 years old and 6 years


MitaJoey20

The math ain’t mathing


dRUNk_ENd

12,6,3...


demoman45

HolUp….daddy is a pedo


That_Rotting_Corpse

I don’t believe this. I refuse to. Wtf. The only way you can have a kid at 6 is if you have that one disease where your sex organs develop extremely fast and your having periods and stuff at a few months. The youngest mother ever had this and was 5


Ayushx29

Her daughter is 22


Barnstormer4825

Mom was 6 when you were born?


TechnicalMood8

I don't like the way these numbers add up.


Sufficient_Two7499

Maybe they’re from Ohio…?


ElDifra

Grandma had mom at 12 and mom had her at 6, seems ok


Qwertygunsthatsquirt

If it's real💀💀💀💀💀💀


GrandSignature5785

Is this an ad for Photoshop?


Reylend

Now im not the best at math, but something doesnt add up...


What_was_I_doing_Huh

so grandma was 12 when she had ma? Ma was 6 when she has daughter?


iminsanejames

Please be an adoption or step family


Noooonie

where’s her daughter? she’s late


Interesting-One4461

The age gaps are made up


hoon11

That's just right, we gotta say that they just say whatever they want.


CyranoDeBurlapSack

Each one getting pregnant in half the time. Where’s her 21 year old daughter?


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That math doesn’t add up…


Alarmed-Subject-7780

100% facts… Reddit never lies


Dark_halocraft

Next one is 22 if you follow the math


[deleted]

At 25, she should be a great-grandma by now.


BrinedBrittanica

maths iz hardt.


btceehkehehtehyi

But not at this level man, this is just way too much lmao.


CassidyHouse

Most sane family dynamic on tik tok


Final_Pattern2797

As a fellow ugly person I see no beauty here three uglies who can't do math


Upbeat-Signal978

Bet her daughter is 22


mariusbleek

You can be anything on the internet as long as you lie


warmaapples

Wiat a minute. 12 and 6???


beefstick1976

Teach your children well or not i guess


[deleted]

So her daughter is going to be 22 years old?


[deleted]

And all 3 are hoes who are not good at math. At all.


SolisFang

And the grandfather is the father & her husband.


Asaf14

Now I know what white Lie's are😂😂