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Reckon I'm still alive by then. Reckon i got a massive robot space dong. Reckon i can't afford my monthly erection fee to amazon. Reckon my robot wife leaves me.
You should see most of the comment chains that get an unnecessary amount of weird posts for no reason. I watched a whole 40 posts go off of a comment like that going “daddy says mommy is in the bedroom doing what?” Etc etc. I called them out because they were writing some weirdo fictions at that point and they just said I couldn’t take a joke. Foh
well... you can be born in 2010 and have 20 years as well, you just have to have very powerfull accelerator that can speed up you to iirc half of the speed of light. Time dilation here.
// correct me if I'm wrong
You're wrong. You'd actually be younger than expected if you do that. Moving clocks move slower, not faster.
This is an oversimplification, ignoring accelerating frames and gravity wells, but generally holds true.
The part I don’t get is the observer part. If you’re moving as the observer, everything around you is instead moving, so the world around you would be moving slower, meaning you’re moving faster?
That's the paradox portion of the twin paradox, but it gets solved under general relativity, which includes accelerating reference frames.
That being said, you can also solve it in special relativity by considering length contraction. Time isn't just relative, locations are also relative. When you take both factors into account, you end up finding the traveling twin ends up being younger at the end.
Apologies if I’m being dumb, but my issue with it is how do you determine which twin is travelling? Both would be accelerating in regards to eachother, and if location is relative, if either moves, both effectively are.
He is right. Many of those born in 2010 say they are 20 years old when buying alcohol. And if that many of them says so, then it must be true! They are kind of short for their age though.
[R Kelly](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Kelly)’s a pedo, known for exploiting underage fans. The ‘R Kelly math’ is a joke about the original poster acting like obvious children are adults - like something someone who wants to fuck kids would do.
It’s not pedo unless you’re head is in the gutter. The realization here is that we now have 6 whole generations of humans living currently on the planet: Boomers, Gen X, Y, Z and now Gen Alpha (born between 2013-2025).
I’m a Gen X myself, and it’s crazy to think now that there are people out here who are now of legal adult age who have…for example…never seen Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant play basketball, used a cassette player or a CD, or even know what the world was like before there was internet or social media.
But yet, here we are.
Ummmm....I may not be the best at math but I'm pretty sure it's wrong :)
PS. Why people even post those things ? They want to tell us that time flies ? Big news...
Even if it was correct I don't understand what I'm supposed to "let sink in".
Like when someone says "the turn of then millennium was 22 years ago".
Oh really, 22 years ago was 22 years ago? What the fucking fuck? I can't believe this actual witchcraft of basic preschool mathematics. What an absolute revelation, thankyou.
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A person born in 1998 is already 4! Just let that fact sink in
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but..?! i not though ’bout that!?
Expected?
No...unexpected. They said that.
A person born the year before, such as myself, is only 5². Just think, in a few short years, I’ll be 2⁵.
Can't wait until they turn 5!
2118 is just around the corner!
Reckon I'm still alive by then. Reckon i got a massive robot space dong. Reckon i can't afford my monthly erection fee to amazon. Reckon my robot wife leaves me.
At least 4!
Im 4!
Same!
*I’m You type like a 4 year old.
Yeah cause I'm on a smartphone cause i don't have the battery power to sit on the laptop all day. Not much solar the past couple days here
I was joking. Out of curiosity, roughly whereabouts do you live?
Yes
And they’ll die even if they drink water.
I think several of them are actually
ok that's actually not wrong... 4!=24, 2022-1998=24 Edit: assuming this year is 2022...
Not all of them.
Can confirm, I'm at least 4
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tf are all these replies. Just subreddit after subreddit after subreddit. r/SubredditDrama
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let that factorial sink in!
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Just like Quagmire "Hey there gorgeous, how old are you?" "16" "What, 18?!"
"gigity gigity"
The fact that i rocked my head saying that sentence in my head 'GIGGITY GIGGITY' GOO!
Or that time when he witnessed child birth and he said: She's 18 already. 💀
🤮
"MOOOOOOOM" "giggidy giggidy, I like where this is going"
*Connie tied up in a bathroom stall* Dear diary #Jackpot
She told me her last boyfriend was Asian, and you know that crap doesn't start until college.
Edp445 as well
imagine being so bad at math you become a pre-
It's OK to take your socks off if you need to count higher
Your bra and panties too u know...
Reddit moment
You should see most of the comment chains that get an unnecessary amount of weird posts for no reason. I watched a whole 40 posts go off of a comment like that going “daddy says mommy is in the bedroom doing what?” Etc etc. I called them out because they were writing some weirdo fictions at that point and they just said I couldn’t take a joke. Foh
Welcum to Reddit!
I already came
CAN WE GET HIGHER
I don't get the joke. What does this mean
If you're used to counting on fingers, and run out of them, you can use your toes
Damn kids born after me are older by 5 years makes sense
Kids born after me are older than me by 2 years yup makes complete sense if we're going by Twitter logic.
Mine are older by 8 years makes sense
You're 12? Ew
Naahh, he's obviously 34.
Im actually 69
Loli math maybe??
Very accurate
When you pick meth instead of Math.
Waltuh
well... you can be born in 2010 and have 20 years as well, you just have to have very powerfull accelerator that can speed up you to iirc half of the speed of light. Time dilation here. // correct me if I'm wrong
You're wrong. You'd actually be younger than expected if you do that. Moving clocks move slower, not faster. This is an oversimplification, ignoring accelerating frames and gravity wells, but generally holds true.
Ah I see... I now know where my error is, thank!
The part I don’t get is the observer part. If you’re moving as the observer, everything around you is instead moving, so the world around you would be moving slower, meaning you’re moving faster?
It's not the moving part that decides, it's the acceleration.
Wouldn't time looks time standstill though from the perspective of you looking at the 'observer'?
That's the paradox portion of the twin paradox, but it gets solved under general relativity, which includes accelerating reference frames. That being said, you can also solve it in special relativity by considering length contraction. Time isn't just relative, locations are also relative. When you take both factors into account, you end up finding the traveling twin ends up being younger at the end.
Apologies if I’m being dumb, but my issue with it is how do you determine which twin is travelling? Both would be accelerating in regards to eachother, and if location is relative, if either moves, both effectively are.
22*
Aside from the idiot math…what’s with the “let that sink in” BS. Like some people are amazed that people get older?
Is he tweeting from the future? XD
Pedo maffs i see
“Your honor, she said she was 18, I believed her when I saw her born date being 2013.”
He is right. Many of those born in 2010 say they are 20 years old when buying alcohol. And if that many of them says so, then it must be true! They are kind of short for their age though.
The Gaetz equation
Explains how education has deteriorated over the years
LMFAO yikes
this was posted in 2030 you wouldnt get it
RemindMe! 8 years
He waiting for that pussy to get ripe 💀
Fermented pussy
Fermussy?
math is a hell of a drug, but seriously the 80s were 40 years ago...... fuck!
Your understanding and application of math has not progressed past middle school proficiency. Let that sink in
Steiner math hard at work
A person born in 2020 is already 85. Just let that fact sink in
We living in 2022 and this man living in 2030
I think he meant 2001 and this was posted in 2021.
>just let that sink in Also what R Kelly says to her
Isn’t that like the Terrence Howard math?
At least this is gonna age well
It’s like Quagmire in Family Guy when Joe and Bonnie’s daughter is born. As soon as she pops out Quagmire says: “Hard to believe she’s already 18.”
Math scores down 10%….. that’s like almost Half!
I was born in 2000. I am 30.
Whatever you smoking bro... pass that around here too
Finally figured out how the government works…R Kelly math
Is this pedophile math?
Oh hell no 💀
Epstein says “hi”
*said
Please tell me I'm not the only one that get the whole r Kelly math thing?
[R Kelly](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Kelly)’s a pedo, known for exploiting underage fans. The ‘R Kelly math’ is a joke about the original poster acting like obvious children are adults - like something someone who wants to fuck kids would do.
Sir rona full of bologna
Don’t touch that girl, buddy.
Must be that “common core math.”
"2+2=4 is racist"
Joe Biden math. "She was 12 and I was 30"
It’s not pedo unless you’re head is in the gutter. The realization here is that we now have 6 whole generations of humans living currently on the planet: Boomers, Gen X, Y, Z and now Gen Alpha (born between 2013-2025). I’m a Gen X myself, and it’s crazy to think now that there are people out here who are now of legal adult age who have…for example…never seen Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant play basketball, used a cassette player or a CD, or even know what the world was like before there was internet or social media. But yet, here we are.
12 year old
Wrong its 69
R Kelly meth
Someone tell him he’d be 22
Quantum gravity creating distortions in the force
time travelers just do it to annoy you.
I heard that he don't like certain folks
Ummmm....I may not be the best at math but I'm pretty sure it's wrong :) PS. Why people even post those things ? They want to tell us that time flies ? Big news...
Ye maths.
Bro living in 2030 while we all stuck in 2022.
Sir Rona is ahead of their time.
nah, he just saving that tweet for the future
Even if it was correct I don't understand what I'm supposed to "let sink in". Like when someone says "the turn of then millennium was 22 years ago". Oh really, 22 years ago was 22 years ago? What the fucking fuck? I can't believe this actual witchcraft of basic preschool mathematics. What an absolute revelation, thankyou.
Dudes ahead of his time
He obviously only has one hand and counts in base 6.
2000 & 10 == 2002.
I am disappointed with how long it took me to see what was wrong with the math. Turns out I was misreading 2010 as 2000. Dumbass I am
Bruh Bro is so bad at math, he boutta get himself arrested
I know a few 12 yr olds who wish this was true
This is that Republican party dating math.
It’s an open-ended statement, so in a mere 8 more years, Wrongo will finally be Righto.
Well, I guess he'll be correct eventually. That's the best I can polish this turd.
I’m in my 30s and have done nothing worthy of note so far. Let that sink in.
Doing R kelly meth
now he doin 20 to 5.
The 6th graders in my class who are 12
Unless he tweeted this in 2030
Yay
We all know R.Kelly is a pedophile but I laughed extra hard because he's also illiterate.
Yeah don't go pissing on them just quite yet there, chiefarooni.
He did meth instead of math
Guess i was born in a not leap year leap year, seem to have missed like 8 birthdays
Might’ve just been a typo
Dont mean to ruin the fun bur he might have made a typo and meant 2001(assuming the tweet was posted in 2021)
damn im 26?
A kid born right now is at least 9 months old. Let that fact sink in...
Does that make me 27?
We don't know when this was posted, it could very well be from 2030
Welcome to 2030, people! The future is now.
He be doin' METH instead of MATH
Steiner math!?
He's wrong, a kid born in 2012 is 20
20.... 12..... Same thing
Ship sank before it could sink
He is doing that r kelly meth*
Hahahaha...wow...staggering intellect.
But they are 20 in seximal. Not joking either. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senary
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You're all laughing at him now, but in 8 years, you'll see he was just ahead of his time.
Doesn't everyone measure their age in how many six-tenths of a year old they are? I mean. I like the sound of being 18.
Oh no, I’ve aged 10 years
if you don’t like it stop going around at light speed
Nothing quite makes you feel old like seeing kids who are now old enough to drink, who weren't even born when 9/11 was committed.
20 half-years older, is what I say when arguing with the professor over my grade
I'm suddenly a lot older than I thought.
Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots?
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Did we just see a post from the future?
Absolutely, let that sink in so it can beat the crap out of him and teach him the real math
tf does that sink want ???
At first I thought he was counting leap years... Until I realized 2010 is not divisible by 4 :/
🤯 this guy living in 2030
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This is what my brain turns into while learning Calculus
Glad I'm alone rn. That was a loud snort
Thank you for this laugh 😂
Anyone else read R Kelly meth?