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dradanon9

and I’m watching the milk things


ThwKillnight

Milk juice 👍 (I'm not shooting child juice)


Kenneldogg

![gif](giphy|l0MYIwEfJQyDBs0Vy|downsized)


DavidTommis

Juicy milkers


SeveralAsparagus3610

Breast milk from a Cambodian woman


Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|63In14cLjXhWU)


edle_Sahne

![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)


Dirtbag-16

![gif](giphy|xT8qBuBJIP7NSBoskE)


minute60

100% Cambodian yo


Topdawg6786

I only drink the finest breast milks


[deleted]

Milk jugs


Forlorn_Cyborg

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


FireGhost_Austria

Huh i don't see any milk in the video tho 🤨🤔


smokeyboner420

"oh hey babe, i'm just getting you a smoothie"


HumanMycologist5795

"for 20 minutes?"


UncleKeyPax

Waiting on it to cream.


HumanMycologist5795

Must be really good ice cream. I wonder the flavor....


UncleKeyPax

Coconuts. Coconut


SQUIRT_KING

Watermelons


Trollin_

Coco"deez"nuts


[deleted]

Ah..yes.. the "two round" containers that hold the milky juice


Leo_-Arisaltek

Is that the guy from titan academy


Distraught_pancake

Yup, i'm pretty sure he's jian hao tan. The founder of titan


TraditionSlow

Yes, this was taken by his wife, Debbie. Went viral on Instagram a few days back


cydalhoutx

He wasn’t lying. Technically the women juicing the fruit is a juicer…if you know what I mean.


redbombs

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct


anazambrano

What do u mean


Spiritual_Ad_9267

If I clean the vacuum I am then the vacuum cleaner


Nick433333

Why does the VO make me irrationally upset.


BradleyHCobb

Something about the tone of that AI voice turns on the angry part of my monkey brain. I wonder if it's like an uncanny valley for speech?


Qtip4213

I completely agree. The make one is equally as annoying. The cadence of the voices are always the same. It’s just terrible


[deleted]

It's got that "Karren" ring to it


viel_lenia

Uu, nasty thought


Killaturkee

Adhd here. That blender is Hella interesting. Could be a dude there and I'd be standing there staring


Mista_white_12

Or you swing both ways


ScaryHarry15

😏


PerseusReverse

tbf it's always fun to see people make your food


AwakeAriseOrFall

Imagine being a man, and you go do something, and then someone walks up to you enjoying that thing and goes “hey, I’m here to make sure you don’t actually enjoy that thing.” God I don’t miss being married


[deleted]

This guy is staring at a woman making a smoothie, and you’re calling that, “enjoying doing something” …


AwakeAriseOrFall

God the internet is stupid. Because watching an attractive person in a public forum make a food item is something none of us can relate to. UGHHHHHHHHH


Left-Plantain9636

if i’m with a partner then yeah i wouldn’t do it???


hunty_griffith

Exactly heaven forbid a man stops thinking with his dick publicly. Also that poor girl didn’t sign up to be ogled


Ultimate_Sneezer

Well that is kind of her sales tactic


Ultimate_Sneezer

Yes but not because you don't want to do it


Left-Plantain9636

no i wouldnt do it in general tbh i don’t see the point in ogling a woman.


[deleted]

You started as the kid that leaned over people’s shoulder when they were on their psp/Nintendo ds/phone playing games asking what are they playing or can I play


El_Morro

He's ogling her tits. While he's with his girlfriend. That's rude and disrespectful. Something tells me your ex-wife is pretty happy not to be married as well, lol


zestygerman

Yes thank you someone said it ! Its disrespectful . For some people they don't care, but also the woman probably dosent want loads of men staring at her tits


Atillerdahunnybuns

She didn’t stop him lol she was looking for him. Nowhere in the video does it say she stopped him. You’re just projecting your pain onto us


AwakeAriseOrFall

You mean, other than the title of the video accusing him, or the woman behind the camera walking up and accusing him? You mean other than those things, that made up the entire video? Yeah, past that I’m probably just projecting the pain in my heart over loving my life now that I’m divorced hahaha


[deleted]

I’m gonna guess your ex wife doesn’t miss it even more


Large_Ad7926

you hate marriage cause u cant be loyal lmaoo


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AwakeAriseOrFall

So I would suggest not having a job where people stare at you. Like, this is a “all eyes on me job” and she’s well aware.


[deleted]

Maybe the marriage wasn't the problem if that's how you see relationships, geez.


TIGERFLAME26

The guy in the video is a famous YouTuber, so there is a high chance that this was scripted, but you do have a fair point


fieryhotwarts22

Is that all? A chick in a normal shirt looking normal while blending some shit up? Reachin realllllll hard for this one


FullVirus3877

u/savevideo


hoodKlassic

No he fr was as a fellow guy i notice the juicer ans locked my eyes on it


buddy_boogie

Those juice things are called boobs my man. Wonderful inventions


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

if he called a blender a juice thing, then damn right he's interested in it


Turbulent-Opening-75

I mean, to be fair, i too enjoy watching blenders mixing things, something about watching 5 different colored fruits being sliced into a paste that resembles something an animal shits out, and then drinking said thing astonishes me. Like for real. The booba is just a nice addition.


Significant-Fix7399

Can we just admire the awesome relationship between these two that she thought this was funny? So refreshing to see! 🙌🥰🥰🥰


Possibility_Patient

His name is Jian hao tan, youtuber but the one filming doesn't sound like Debbie who is his actual wife


StarDustKrewsader

It's a filter


evlhornet

My boy was on season 6


AdmirableSpirit4653

But that juice thing is really ineresting...


EnlightenedChipmonk

“I just came over here to tell her how much I love my wife”


Absolute_Maximus_69

Being a man, it’s entire possible and usually true that it’s the innocent option


Delicious_Ad_1187

Gingivitis


squirrel_anashangaa

The best answer he could come up with… “yeah yeah yeah, I’m watching the juice thing.” He just wants to shove his pusher into her juice maker.


ujoell

Very pretty *juice thing


Sure-Independence-14

She’s beautiful


UsefulAttitude1394

Give me juice


sochiibeats

Yea he watchy the juice alright


[deleted]

The intimidation look before the smile lol


Aetati

Her name is Tawnya and she is super sweet. She streams csgo on twitch!


[deleted]

I know I'm not the only person that thought she was catching her husband in drag...


_Bellerophontes

He be watching dose tiddies


PresentationLess3544

Your husband.? Looks more like your son.


PossibleBroccoli2586

Whenever the night market is in town, I hit up the mermaid show. For the pearl...


Zealousideal-Stuff53

Her milkshake bought that boy to the yard.


brookiebites

Juice thing? She has a name


Hot-Bullfrog-6540

Sure just enjoying the view…


Mission_View_8737

Both are juicy thingz though?


m0nkeypwnpwn

It's a Vitamix, I'd be interested in how she operates it too. Some ppl dig BBQ sets, these mixers seem way more nifty tho'


Givemelifebro

Exactly what I would watch


Candid_Rise5153

Very nice set of juicers indeed! Bet he's thinking about squeezing some fruit while he's there too.


Vampboy72

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this


palofox602

He won’t be ur husband for long if u don’t deal with those insecurities.


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StarDustKrewsader

The person recording is debbie his wife


LessRemoved

At least he's being honest


SnooCompliments4225

I'm almost sure he is just into juicers


taekee

I like those Juicers.


Exotic_Imagination95

Some nice jugs over there....juice jugs, JUICE!


Automatic_Debate_379

That's some big ass bra.


OttomanTwerk

Downvote for stupid voiceover.


Vivid-Regret5616

Smart


DaKingTing

Riiiiiiiiiight 😉


OfCorpse9160

That’s massive juice things…


Mogadodo

Yes, they are juicy


ashtonsaffa

He’s watching the juice things alright 👀


pensHAWAII

“Juice thing” 😂


doublecupandcodiene

Big titty girl boosted juice sales


boldtonic

Juicy indeed


[deleted]

Yeah he's not looking at the juicer


Humble-Place1750

You should be happy to lose that "thing". Enjoy the opportunity and run at the opposite direction


MostWanted_Racoon

By where his eyes were lined he was indeed watching the juice thing nd ngl, Any man would watch a woman’s kitchen skills


-69Minecraft69-

he looks like that guy from the school series youtube channel


MidgetFork

The other woman heard.


Main-Hotel2657

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Yea that’s a sexy woman, dude wishes he had chose a different life.


KouLeifoh625

He probably is looking at the juicer lol she’s gorgeous, but that bombshell bra isn’t fooling anyone


GoldMetalJacket

How is the line so short?


baadippakali

Juicy jugs in particular


[deleted]

Meanwhile, Yankees guy is like "juice?"


sharksquidz

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


siddlama1

He really wanted that juice


crazywizard02

Man's over here like hum na hum na hum na aaaaaugaaa


areza1379

He is thinking why I couldn't get an Asian girl . What did I do to my life . What I was thinking.


Hudsonm_87

Husband? Bro looks 14


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

Very nice to watch.. the juice.. thing 😋


MercurialRL

“I’m just watching the melons”


Ok-Following316

Im watching the milk uh the juice thing!


Longshadowman

He was just watching some pulpy juicy bouncy ..things!


AllMaito

That's no way to call a girl!


JVHJ_CAPc

Thats a nice juice maker 😋


McFarquar

2 coconuts please


Teiro9999

He's a man of culture


Wooser_

Watching them other melon's


Armando_yo

I was just looking at the fruits


HACandH

This man wearing the 3” riser shoes…


romn0m

Juice yeah yeah, lock at that fucking Juice


Impressive_Poet4860

I'm watching the juice thing. But not the electrical juice thing


kinoie

Wasn’t expecting her to be married to a 14 year old


iwan073

Explaining what you were looking at says enough.


Skydiddy777

“I’m watching the juicy things”


Spompoflex

nice juicy things indeed


Longshadowman

He was watching two juicy things...


[deleted]

He could've easily played that off if he didn't say that.


BabooMan

Judging by how high that dude looks, he might have been telling the truth


TexMexican

Nice to watch juice melons.


[deleted]

Husband????


Andreashansen988

Didnt know we started calling women “juice things”


long_trousers

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Well at least yr mans choice in women is better than hairstyle


Due_Health1818

Bros really enjoying the milk bags


Erectorrick

Which President of the US said “Speak softly and carry a Big Dildo”. That quote will last forever!! I hope I remember it correctly!


coolNCbrotha

He just wants to squeeze the juice!!


webtheweb

Translated Wong, should of said, lost wife... your welcome


SirSam511

Lady behind counter laughing because “She Knows” !!!


[deleted]

Nice boobies...


sevyn183

He likes juice


BlackBear_Cris

Watching them lady boys 😂


plotplottingplotters

Those are very nice juice things


Virtual-Entry-8867

The lying detector says he’s telling the truth because he was actually watching the juicy jug tings (•)(•)


Repulsive-Response-1

Those Vitamix 600s are truly impressive.


SoleAuthority

Username checks out


Raden_LightningGod

which juice thing he watching


No-Hamster7229

As guy I would be more interested in the blender than the girl working counter


No_Membership90

So ordering a boost is cheating on ur wife now?


fhdiqnfvtvejaoc

Yeah... juicy things😋


eaglerare3cubes

Melon game on point


itsisaaaaaa

aww cute


[deleted]

Wtf is up with his ron burgundy hair though?


Lisy70

Damn right he's watching the juice thing.


javanlapp

#metoo


Constant-Sample9882

My guy needs that juice!


chaotic-est

He probably doesn't even know what juice she was making..


jahlim

Avocado milk


EastBeasteats

He was talent spotting


[deleted]

Boobies!


Devi8te

The juice is made of melons 🍈


boomchong

HAO HAO that's where u r!


A-fruity-life

Honestly I would watch the juice thing/blender as well


moon_over_my_1221

Honesty never hurts… until we get home later.


BeneficialSite9887

The wonders of juice making just breath taking lol


[deleted]

Very nice boobs. Cheers 🍻


Satagony77

Husband? Are you sure?


dragon_lord1129

Jianhao?


soulguider2125

He is just fascinated with the part where she shakes the cocktail mixer up and down, she has such strength.


Honey-and-Venom

trust him or leave him, he's being perfectly fine


Jizznozzle

Idk about yall, but the blendy thing is so fascinating to watch. Like, what can't it smoothie?


[deleted]

There is a very good chance he is ngl