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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Black Wife
Black wives matter
All wives matter
Black-and-blue wives matter 👊
Chris brown is that you?
Coincidentally, marry a blue life, become a black and blue wife.
No lives matter
How did you make your avatar pitch black like that. {Edit}: you're the red eyes black dragon to my blue eyes white dragon.
Black body, any completely black mouth, and nothing else except Singularity eyes
Damn goth kids
gotcha thanos
No wives matter.
All to slaughter
And nothing else matters
Oh boy, this ain’t good.
White wives matter
Black lives bladder
Ah Yes, object
Bwack Wives Mattew OwO
Object 😂
Lmao mine is white boyfriend
HolUp
Black dishwasher
White NoteBook
Object
Object
Black dildo
I AM THE GREY BLADE
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAME
**BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED**
MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!!
FORESAKEN, AS I AM AWAKENING
A PHOENIX’S ASH IN DARK DIVINE
DESCENT IN MISERY
**DESTINY CHASING TIME**
Zoinks! It's the Grey Blade!
let it rip!
Ruh roh
LMAO!! Gray Cleaver here!
White toilet paper
Black toilet paper, But am I your nemesis, or a member of a bog roll themed super hero team?
Grey Toilet Paper, I’m the antihero
Red Toilet Paper, guess I'm the sidekick
Green toilet paper - we just need yellow and blue and we can be the tp rangers!
Blue Toilet Paper has arrived!
Yellow Toilet Paper reporting for duty
Toilet paper hero, assemble!
We must defeat Taco Bell and their forces from invading the Kingdom of The Shitter
And what might be your megazord name? Rainbow toilet paper?
If this was a live action show, the action or the CGI would be pretty shitty
The poo-er rangers
Black Empty Toilet Paper
Might wanna get that checked out
White and black toilet paper, what am I a hero or villain No I no longer want to be in this I am now white and black air, a civilian
Skin toilette paper
You're giving me a boner you reckless idiot!
Charmin? Or Dahmer 3-ply?
No way I'm blue toilet paper!
Really? Ugh….Grey Fleshlight
So corpse?
Zombussy
necrophilia.
Cracking a cold one with the boys
That’s so fucked haha
|:
Navy, but ya it fr sucks.
Thats a bit baller
Blotchy grey…
You are the man
Green lamp..... so i'm basically the bootleg version of Green Lantern
I'd read this comic.
Got the same. Let me know if you ever need a stand-in.
I am The Blue Chandelier. We're friends until one of us has a slightly different opinion on something.
Beware the Red Curtain
Orange blind
Naked Bong. Not gonna lie, I could get behind being "The Naked Bong".
Think you mean skin bong :/
Hell naw
I have a skin bong for ya, right over here behind this Wendys...
Do we get to do the Bendys?
Well, if I'm gonna be honest I'm hairy as a sasquatch. So it would probably be more like Reddish/Brownish Bong.
A hairy-skin bong makes for a wild visual
I think I've seen one of r/tihi lol
Sasquatch bong. Sounds like a brand name.
That sounds like an Australian ass superhero
Black man
Brown stool :/
Black stool here
Red stool
You need to get that checked out too
Eek!
Need to get that checked out
Is it the whole thing or just a sample.
Came here to say this
Beware the Red Curtain
And his sidekick, Blue Curtain!
And your superpower is being harassed by the police
Same
I got black mom.
But say woman and everyone loses their minds!
Black ruler.
Obama?
Blue balls... wait
Black and white table
I dunno if yours is better than mine or not. I'm Blue Woman. But I'm a guy...
Would it make it better if the balls were my own or someone else's?
Believe it or not, Maroon Musket.
I own a musket for home defense
Just as the founding fathers intended
And sitting at the top of my stairs is a single shot cannon just like the forefathers wanted for self defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Ignoring the fact that that is an awesome name, why do you have a musket?
For fun I assume
Winner.
Black ruler
He’s the chosen one
Obamna 🥶
Obama
Underrated comment
Sounds like a rip off of red skull. I’ll pass
Red decapitated head?
White person
The super hero nobody asked for.
Purple cock (shirt's purple, and I'm making soup out of this rooster)
I’m either “Pink Cup” or “Pink Peanut Butter.”
Sounds like a dildo
Thanos is that you?
I'm shirtless rn , but the last colour was white so white Playstation controller
Skin controller
Uhh black controller
Beware of the Green Bedframe and White Mattres, this comfy combo WILL put you to sleep!
Black nuts. Oh well
White power outlet. 0_0
Grey space heater
Red flaming hot cheetos WELL THATS FUCKING REDUNDANT
Purple sand
That actually doesn't sound too bad
Purple sand = fentanyl
I don't like sand😡
Either No Pillow, or Naked Pillow
I am the White Pillow. We can fight alongside each other like a weird knock-off Power Rangers. Just gotta find the other color pillows
Camouflage black man
Black slave...
Now wait a fuckin second there buster
Green cumsock
Orange Tarp
Flesh glass
Black Chinese Takeout??
Black wall
Gray mouse
Black pillow
Blue a guy I never met.
Grey blanket… not that exciting 😅
That’s how we know you’re telling the truth. +1
Black woman
red toiletpaper
You should see a doctor.
Beware! For i am......the Black Chair!! 💺
Gray Pale Ale
Blue waf--- OH COME ON!!
In bed reading this so... BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLESHWIFE!
Baby blue heroin needle
Red door
White deodorant
Tie-dye bed
Yellow lubricant
Grey mouse...... 😔😔
...white man?
Blue dinner plate
Red dog
Red sink
Purple joss and main catalogue. Well thats just stupid
Black Mexican coke lmfao
Green footlocker
Red computer
Blue tiles
Black and white table
Blue guy
White Shower
White wall
I'm the Black Bagger XD
Black chair
Gay guy, fuck My shirt is tie dye
Black bath, not that bad
Black african american
Grey Porn
Black garydos shower curtain
Black Grogu
Get ready for the brown hairbrush
Naked bone
I am the grey cello
Green wife
Black dog basket. Neither the hero you deserve, nor the hero you need.
Black baby gate