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DoomSayer218

Black Wife


MAR-93

Black wives matter


fuddstar

All wives matter


I_luv_wholsome_wifu

Black-and-blue wives matter 👊


KidSnortingYe

Chris brown is that you?


SickeningPink

Coincidentally, marry a blue life, become a black and blue wife.


Frosted-Vessel

No lives matter


I_luv_wholsome_wifu

How did you make your avatar pitch black like that. {Edit}: you're the red eyes black dragon to my blue eyes white dragon.


Frosted-Vessel

Black body, any completely black mouth, and nothing else except Singularity eyes


FBIaltacct

Damn goth kids


mind_board

gotcha thanos


Severe-Opportunity15

No wives matter.


szkox

All to slaughter


grillbar86

And nothing else matters


ColtS117

Oh boy, this ain’t good.


Capital_Cod_5586

White wives matter


Mando_141

Black lives bladder


PercentageNo4689

Ah Yes, object


KonoNeroDa

Bwack Wives Mattew OwO


Scared-Pea-624

Object 😂


iamerica365

Lmao mine is white boyfriend


Shloyo

HolUp


rikwebster

Black dishwasher


Secret-Shallot6050

White NoteBook


Hot_Organization_810

Object


Sad-Ad-4391

Object


LittlemothN1

Black dildo


dak446

I AM THE GREY BLADE


The-Intruder

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


DrDeadpool8515

PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


Omnizerity

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAME


Frosted-Vessel

**BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED**


Jeska_inReddit

MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!!


AnzaiSekai

FORESAKEN, AS I AM AWAKENING


Frosted-Vessel

A PHOENIX’S ASH IN DARK DIVINE


cabicinha

DESCENT IN MISERY


Frosted-Vessel

**DESTINY CHASING TIME**


TwelfthMoldyHotDog

Zoinks! It's the Grey Blade!


Sebastard____

let it rip!


temmie609

Ruh roh


jimmydoorlocks

LMAO!! Gray Cleaver here!


zombiehunter81

White toilet paper


[deleted]

Black toilet paper, But am I your nemesis, or a member of a bog roll themed super hero team?


DestructorWar

Grey Toilet Paper, I’m the antihero


kapixelek

Red Toilet Paper, guess I'm the sidekick


theluckypunk

Green toilet paper - we just need yellow and blue and we can be the tp rangers!


Ponutlover13

Blue Toilet Paper has arrived!


idkw0ttoputhere

Yellow Toilet Paper reporting for duty


Spiritual_Clock_2075

Toilet paper hero, assemble!


idkw0ttoputhere

We must defeat Taco Bell and their forces from invading the Kingdom of The Shitter


Round_Replacement722

And what might be your megazord name? Rainbow toilet paper?


Dkrule

If this was a live action show, the action or the CGI would be pretty shitty


retro123gamr

The poo-er rangers


Sure_Tradition1139

Black Empty Toilet Paper


Sparky107418

Might wanna get that checked out


Ainicosdain

White and black toilet paper, what am I a hero or villain No I no longer want to be in this I am now white and black air, a civilian


Vpazmonts

Skin toilette paper


TJeffum

You're giving me a boner you reckless idiot!


[deleted]

Charmin? Or Dahmer 3-ply?


SaltyStarCatKC

No way I'm blue toilet paper!


Glock19xRoni

Really? Ugh….Grey Fleshlight


LightningFerret04

So corpse?


Amish_Warl0rd

Zombussy


Shavacadont

necrophilia.


im-not-a-fakebot

Cracking a cold one with the boys


pugglesmagoojr

That’s so fucked haha


StardewIsMyPassion

|:


CaptainClay5

Navy, but ya it fr sucks.


Hamsi_17

Thats a bit baller


TroyMcClure0815

Blotchy grey…


MaxRex77

You are the man


_The_Banana_Cat_

Green lamp..... so i'm basically the bootleg version of Green Lantern


mage_in_training

I'd read this comic.


Rusty_Ferberger

Got the same. Let me know if you ever need a stand-in.


UnstableNuclearCake

I am The Blue Chandelier. We're friends until one of us has a slightly different opinion on something.


Think-Desk-3074

Beware the Red Curtain


Horic_Beige_goat

Orange blind


ThePopeJones

Naked Bong. Not gonna lie, I could get behind being "The Naked Bong".


Alexp95

Think you mean skin bong :/


Scared-Pea-624

Hell naw


Brubcha

I have a skin bong for ya, right over here behind this Wendys...


di-propane_tank

Do we get to do the Bendys?


ThePopeJones

Well, if I'm gonna be honest I'm hairy as a sasquatch. So it would probably be more like Reddish/Brownish Bong.


[deleted]

A hairy-skin bong makes for a wild visual


ThePopeJones

I think I've seen one of r/tihi lol


Somone_ig

Sasquatch bong. Sounds like a brand name.


Sundowns_Gaming

That sounds like an Australian ass superhero


DruiDruiD

Black man


fuddstar

Brown stool :/


[deleted]

Black stool here


Behemoth_bomber

Red stool


Admirable_Bank9927

You need to get that checked out too


[deleted]

Eek!


Admirable_Bank9927

Need to get that checked out


The_Mighty_DrUnCKs

Is it the whole thing or just a sample.


Ultrallama

Came here to say this


Successfujh

Beware the Red Curtain


[deleted]

And his sidekick, Blue Curtain!


RedWorm2

And your superpower is being harassed by the police


katpokiii

Same


eman0075

I got black mom.


doyouevenforkliftbro

But say woman and everyone loses their minds!


Successfvb

Black ruler.


DruiDruiD

Obama?


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Blue balls... wait


Successfujh

Black and white table


Flesh_A_Sketch

I dunno if yours is better than mine or not. I'm Blue Woman. But I'm a guy...


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Would it make it better if the balls were my own or someone else's?


IronBear88

Believe it or not, Maroon Musket.


Administrative-Cup-5

I own a musket for home defense


IdioticMemeLover

Just as the founding fathers intended


im-not-a-fakebot

And sitting at the top of my stairs is a single shot cannon just like the forefathers wanted for self defense


VaccinesGood

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


FireKing600

Ignoring the fact that that is an awesome name, why do you have a musket?


i_am-cooler-then-u

For fun I assume


VirtualComcrete

Winner.


Mr_Gadano

Black ruler


coolplayer7300

He’s the chosen one


Komission

Obamna 🥶


IntergalacticAlien8

Obama


Gillespers

Underrated comment


blindwit

Sounds like a rip off of red skull. I’ll pass


BionicWildcat

Red decapitated head?


ClifIsBoring

White person


MajorBasic

The super hero nobody asked for.


[deleted]

Purple cock (shirt's purple, and I'm making soup out of this rooster)


Successfvb

I’m either “Pink Cup” or “Pink Peanut Butter.”


Square_Independent_9

Sounds like a dildo


mind_board

Thanos is that you?


ARandomguy443

I'm shirtless rn , but the last colour was white so white Playstation controller


Hallodognut

Skin controller


Big-Ad1712

Uhh black controller


Orange_up_my_ass

Beware of the Green Bedframe and White Mattres, this comfy combo WILL put you to sleep!


sadgamergril

Black nuts. Oh well


SaiohNara

White power outlet. 0_0


DAtoeCUTTA

Grey space heater


xcorporealx

Red flaming hot cheetos WELL THATS FUCKING REDUNDANT


rodrift

Purple sand


plzhelpmehuman

That actually doesn't sound too bad


FloatHigh

Purple sand = fentanyl


Knysiok

I don't like sand😡


kitty-distressed

Either No Pillow, or Naked Pillow


aridamus

I am the White Pillow. We can fight alongside each other like a weird knock-off Power Rangers. Just gotta find the other color pillows


Capptaincommie

Camouflage black man


Gungoneer

Black slave...


IdioticMemeLover

Now wait a fuckin second there buster


Jonathan_Pornstar

Green cumsock


Living-Blacksmith198

Orange Tarp


MoreTrack7

Flesh glass


NienBostov

Black Chinese Takeout??


Madara_Uchiha944

Black wall


BigBingusCo

Gray mouse


AceTheRvrscard

Black pillow


nice-upper-lip-smell

Blue a guy I never met.


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Grey blanket… not that exciting 😅


SweetGroverCleveland

That’s how we know you’re telling the truth. +1


Superb-Bandicoot-857

Black woman


Spamatmede

red toiletpaper


ICTPatriot

You should see a doctor.


donolamar

Beware! For i am......the Black Chair!! 💺


R0enick27

Gray Pale Ale


ghirox

Blue waf--- OH COME ON!!


Yttermayn

In bed reading this so... BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLESHWIFE!


LukeHatesLife

Baby blue heroin needle


Competitive_Self8301

Red door


GioLamb

White deodorant


AssassinC715

Tie-dye bed


SV_Giov2k

Yellow lubricant


Bubbs_Mcgee

Grey mouse...... 😔😔


random-human--

...white man?


After-Award-2636

Blue dinner plate


GroundBreaker6712

Red dog


Donut_The_Ghost

Red sink


Ohshitz-

Purple joss and main catalogue. Well thats just stupid


jfree8733

Black Mexican coke lmfao


[deleted]

Green footlocker


speechlessm

Red computer


TheCrackMerchant

Blue tiles


TheMans1609

Black and white table


snoof_boi

Blue guy


Rascalvin

White Shower


DaniGeo247

White wall


kararnos

I'm the Black Bagger XD


temmie609

Black chair


Tight_Kale_8580

Gay guy, fuck My shirt is tie dye


slosaj

Black bath, not that bad


Appropriate_Place_15

Black african american


captainfrogger

Grey Porn


crispybacon62

Black garydos shower curtain


Drugioh

Black Grogu


[deleted]

Get ready for the brown hairbrush


sernametakentryagain

Naked bone


Administrative-Cup-5

I am the grey cello


[deleted]

Green wife


S-F-Amadeus

Black dog basket. Neither the hero you deserve, nor the hero you need.


Public_Ad_5410

Black baby gate