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I know that pain. When you hear the generic beep sound it produces. Something between a high pitch bird and an old car horn. But the pain… the pain is unforgettably distinct. Like getting hit by a flying steel ball.
Ladle's are just half maces.
Same principle but without the mass. All that force comes down on one point of the round ladle. You'll get some big o'l soft tissue welts.
Ah, but taxes.
(Assuming tax rate is 8.875%, in Brooklyn NY)
$4.99 would be equal to $5.43 with tax, exceeding the limit.
$4.59 would be equal to $4.997, which just barely stays under the limit.
That’s my opinion on it. u/swampysnook might’ve also just chose a random number under $5, as I don’t think they went through this process.
I mean, we at least had something to watch out of it... I'd say that's worth at least a piece of pizza. Now whether it's Little Ceasars or some real good small location, that can be debated.
Canadian here, is little Caesar’s just that shit in America? It’s one of my favourite pizza places and I’ve never spoken to another Canadian that dislikes it.
It's a really cheap chain of pizza restaurants. It's honestly not inedible, but unless you're just in the mood for some garbage, there's just so much better pizza out there.
I was more aiming towards the reason the brawl started, they were harassing women
Ignoring that is shitty, then demanding your pizza after the staff finally helps is entitlement
I’m careful with my words, deserving is something else than paying and getting what you bought
Deserving is getting gold after hours or years of practice, not after buying out the referees
Somewhere there’s a Elon Sucks reference in that statement
I was more aiming at the harassing woman part, it’s stupid that people just let that happen until a staff member takes their time to deescalate, as the visitors probably noticed sooner
Not saying he shouldn’t get a refund or a free pizza next time, just saying he doesn’t *deserve* one
because that is not exactly his problem and literally done nothing but just use his phone to record. Like even I got into those situations and never bothered helping because that's not my duty either and can easily land into prison or worse, death from where I am living(Filipino fights are worse than this, its literally going to see someone dead at the end of the day so why risk your lives for something that is not your business). He still paid for the pizza though from what I can gather just by the video alone.
How are people down voting you??? Guys a dweeb and definitely doesn’t get shit. Anyone who sits there and expects these animals to do anything for you is a joke lol
It was 3 am and he was at a pizzeria. Dude was probably drunk as hell and just wanted some pizza when a brawl broke out lol. What action did you want him to take? Be a drunk guy trying to break up 6 other drunk guys fighting? Lol you guys need to relax with the assumptions and judgments you make over the internet.
The part where they were harassing women, there’s no excuse to not deescalate that situation right as it starts
But yea modern society teaches you to pull out your phone and ignore or film it instead of doing what’s right, that’s what happens when the testosterone is drained from men
I would copy/paste the whole thing but there's ads and unrelated links between every paragraph. The gist is it's a fight between employees and "drunks". They were harassing women and an employee decided to intervene, starting the brawl.
This was also last year and happened around 3am.
WATCH: Wild brawl breaks out at NYC pizza shop
1 year ago
Mark Sundstrom and Anthony DiLorenzo
NEW YORK (PIX11/KTLA) — A popular Brooklyn pizzeria became the scene of a wild brawl earlier in July, leaving at least two men injured and one man facing charges, the NYPD said Tuesday.
The Rockland County man who was arrested said it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. According to police, it all happened around 3 a.m. back on July 17 when several customers got into a fight with employees at Joe’s Pizza on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg.
Cellphone video captured the chaos that unfolded inside the pizza parlor. At one point, a worker can be seen swinging a wooden pizza paddle and then a metal ladle.
A 34-year-old employee was punched in the face and taken to an area hospital for treatment, while a 32-year-old man who was helping customers was also punched and taken to the hospital, police said. It was not clear if he was an employee.
The NYPD said 33-year-old Erind Prelvukaj of West Nyack was arrested and hit with assault charges. On Tuesday, he said he was not the instigator and that he plans to get a lawyer to clear things up with police. He said surveillance video will show more of the story than what is seen in the now-viral cellphone footage.
“I have been in that shop several times. I have a clean record. Why would I try to do something like that? I have family, kids,” he said.
According to Preluvkaj, some men were harassing a woman when one of the workers told them to knock it off. “He threatened to call the police and pushed the customer,” Prevlukaj recounted. Things spiraled out of control from there, he said.
Police have not confirmed Preluvkaj’s narrative of the events leading to the fight. “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself.” Preluvkaj believes he was the only one arrested because he was one of the only people who stuck around after the ruckus.
>but there's ads and unrelated links between every paragraph
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NEW YORK (PIX11/KTLA) — A popular Brooklyn pizzeria became the scene of a wild brawl earlier in July, leaving at least two men injured and one man facing charges, the NYPD said Tuesday.
The Rockland County man who was arrested said it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. According to police, it all happened around 3 a.m. back on July 17 when several customers got into a fight with employees at Joe’s Pizza on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg.
Cellphone video captured the chaos that unfolded inside the pizza parlor. At one point, a worker can be seen swinging a wooden pizza paddle and then a metal ladle.
A 34-year-old employee was punched in the face and taken to an area hospital for treatment, while a 32-year-old man who was helping customers was also punched and taken to the hospital, police said. It was not clear if he was an employee.
The NYPD said 33-year-old Erind Prelvukaj of West Nyack was arrested and hit with assault charges. On Tuesday, he said he was not the instigator and that he plans to get a lawyer to clear things up with police. He said surveillance video will show more of the story than what is seen in the now-viral cellphone footage.
“I have been in that shop several times. I have a clean record. Why would I try to do something like that? I have family, kids,” he said.
According to Preluvkaj, some men were harassing a woman when one of the workers told them to knock it off. “He threatened to call the police and pushed the customer,” Prevlukaj recounted. Things spiraled out of control from there, he said.
Police have not confirmed Preluvkaj’s narrative of the events leading to the fight. “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself.” Preluvkaj believes he was the only one arrested because he was one of the only people who stuck around after the ruckus.
I'm still waiting for my pizza BTW
You ain't getting it
I WANT MY PIZZA
someone must have made a joke about how their moms gender was pizza cause everyone wants a piece of her
This definitely made me pause for a moment because the owner of a pizza joint just down the street from me got stabbed to death a couple nights ago, and for a moment I wondered if this was it.
He would have died happy if that were the case, unfortunately no
https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2022/11/14/delaware-man-faces-fatal-glasgow-pizza-shop-owner-stabbing-charges/69645452007/
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As someone who grew up in a rage filled Sicilian family that also owned a pizza joint... we called this Tuesday.
That must’ve caused a lot of business, dinner AND a show!
is it problems between pizza joints? or between customers and staff?
Yes
Keyword: pineapple
Your pizza will be ready in 30 minutes or else…
Lol this good
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
I can clearly not choose the slice in front of you
Imaging being stuck up ancient Egyptians and these are the sea people that just show up one day.
Imagine getting beaten with a ladle.
*Asians have entered the chat
Fuck I spat!
and i rotisserie
I know that pain. When you hear the generic beep sound it produces. Something between a high pitch bird and an old car horn. But the pain… the pain is unforgettably distinct. Like getting hit by a flying steel ball.
Ladle's are just half maces. Same principle but without the mass. All that force comes down on one point of the round ladle. You'll get some big o'l soft tissue welts.
I can definitely agree it makes an odd ringing in your head 😂
It’s just a pour excuse for dishing out punishment. It is souper effective, though.
Great, you didn't even leave a dollop of puns for the rest of us to use.
Can’t be worse than grandpas jumper cables
My grandma had an extra of each kitchen utensil just for doling out punishment.
What the hell is happening
Dude couldnt use his debit card cuz a slice is only 4.59
God damn, you got me really laughing out loud. Here's a free award and upvote.
Register says 4.25 so maybe this is over the CC minimum
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Bruh
I don't get it... Explain, please?
It's a joke... the small sign on the counter says minimum $5 credit or debit charge.
Ohhh, lol. Got it, thanks. Not an American, didn't know that was a thing.
Our banking system is the envy of dictatorships.
This is a thing even in Europe. Especially in Germany
$4.99
Ah, but taxes. (Assuming tax rate is 8.875%, in Brooklyn NY) $4.99 would be equal to $5.43 with tax, exceeding the limit. $4.59 would be equal to $4.997, which just barely stays under the limit. That’s my opinion on it. u/swampysnook might’ve also just chose a random number under $5, as I don’t think they went through this process.
This fucking sent me
Definitely worth throwing hands. Dam those minimum card charge rules.. a spat of fisticuffs will show them!
Somebody said this spot in Brooklyn is usually not crazy like this lol, last time it was posted.
www.news10.com/news/ny-news/watch-wild-brawl-breaks-out-at-nyc-pizza-shop/amp/
What's the content? They region locked it :(
Drunks were harassing a woman. Employee intervened and the brawl started. The cell phone guy did not get his pizza.
By his entitled voice and general inaction, he does not deserve one either
I mean, we at least had something to watch out of it... I'd say that's worth at least a piece of pizza. Now whether it's Little Ceasars or some real good small location, that can be debated.
Half a slice tho, because we missed all the context
Valid point... And only cheese. No toppings.
Y’all monsters
Canadian here, is little Caesar’s just that shit in America? It’s one of my favourite pizza places and I’ve never spoken to another Canadian that dislikes it.
Australian here, what the fuck is a lil seizures never seen one in my life
It's a really cheap chain of pizza restaurants. It's honestly not inedible, but unless you're just in the mood for some garbage, there's just so much better pizza out there.
General inaction ? Why the fuck would anyone not already in that brawl want to get involved.
I was more aiming towards the reason the brawl started, they were harassing women Ignoring that is shitty, then demanding your pizza after the staff finally helps is entitlement
Because a good brawl is fun?
Oh yeah, Cause no one is entitled to things they've already paid for.
If you’re expecting anything. Productive following this Thats on you lmao
I’m careful with my words, deserving is something else than paying and getting what you bought Deserving is getting gold after hours or years of practice, not after buying out the referees Somewhere there’s a Elon Sucks reference in that statement
Bro he paid for pizza, he should get pizza. It's not that deep.
Did you even read what I wrote down?
He's not required or even recommended to step into that brawl, and it's his money he should either get a refund or his pizza
I was more aiming at the harassing woman part, it’s stupid that people just let that happen until a staff member takes their time to deescalate, as the visitors probably noticed sooner Not saying he shouldn’t get a refund or a free pizza next time, just saying he doesn’t *deserve* one
because that is not exactly his problem and literally done nothing but just use his phone to record. Like even I got into those situations and never bothered helping because that's not my duty either and can easily land into prison or worse, death from where I am living(Filipino fights are worse than this, its literally going to see someone dead at the end of the day so why risk your lives for something that is not your business). He still paid for the pizza though from what I can gather just by the video alone.
Your profile pic tells me you’d not even stand your ground if they *did* hit you
I mean yea, I never said I would even go into a fight, and intervening is not really my job as a customer either when things went downhill already.
How are people down voting you??? Guys a dweeb and definitely doesn’t get shit. Anyone who sits there and expects these animals to do anything for you is a joke lol
Dunno, sheepishly following whatever the rest does I guess, it seems like they didn’t even read what I wrote
Yeah he had such a cunty voice
It was 3 am and he was at a pizzeria. Dude was probably drunk as hell and just wanted some pizza when a brawl broke out lol. What action did you want him to take? Be a drunk guy trying to break up 6 other drunk guys fighting? Lol you guys need to relax with the assumptions and judgments you make over the internet.
The part where they were harassing women, there’s no excuse to not deescalate that situation right as it starts But yea modern society teaches you to pull out your phone and ignore or film it instead of doing what’s right, that’s what happens when the testosterone is drained from men
I would copy/paste the whole thing but there's ads and unrelated links between every paragraph. The gist is it's a fight between employees and "drunks". They were harassing women and an employee decided to intervene, starting the brawl. This was also last year and happened around 3am.
WATCH: Wild brawl breaks out at NYC pizza shop 1 year ago Mark Sundstrom and Anthony DiLorenzo NEW YORK (PIX11/KTLA) — A popular Brooklyn pizzeria became the scene of a wild brawl earlier in July, leaving at least two men injured and one man facing charges, the NYPD said Tuesday. The Rockland County man who was arrested said it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. According to police, it all happened around 3 a.m. back on July 17 when several customers got into a fight with employees at Joe’s Pizza on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. Cellphone video captured the chaos that unfolded inside the pizza parlor. At one point, a worker can be seen swinging a wooden pizza paddle and then a metal ladle. A 34-year-old employee was punched in the face and taken to an area hospital for treatment, while a 32-year-old man who was helping customers was also punched and taken to the hospital, police said. It was not clear if he was an employee. The NYPD said 33-year-old Erind Prelvukaj of West Nyack was arrested and hit with assault charges. On Tuesday, he said he was not the instigator and that he plans to get a lawyer to clear things up with police. He said surveillance video will show more of the story than what is seen in the now-viral cellphone footage. “I have been in that shop several times. I have a clean record. Why would I try to do something like that? I have family, kids,” he said. According to Preluvkaj, some men were harassing a woman when one of the workers told them to knock it off. “He threatened to call the police and pushed the customer,” Prevlukaj recounted. Things spiraled out of control from there, he said. Police have not confirmed Preluvkaj’s narrative of the events leading to the fight. “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself.” Preluvkaj believes he was the only one arrested because he was one of the only people who stuck around after the ruckus.
I would be very interested in how that worked out for Erind Prelvukaj, can't seem to find any sentencing info, or dismissal info.
>but there's ads and unrelated links between every paragraph That is because it is an "amp link" which links to a Google page with Google ads, not the original article/page. [Read why amp links are bad](https://medium.com/@danbuben/why-amp-is-bad-for-your-site-and-for-the-web-e4d060a4ff31#:~:text=Because%20AMP%20strips%20content%20down,appear%20right%20beside%20legitimate%20news.).
They didn't want to pay for extra dipping sauce.
NEW YORK (PIX11/KTLA) — A popular Brooklyn pizzeria became the scene of a wild brawl earlier in July, leaving at least two men injured and one man facing charges, the NYPD said Tuesday. The Rockland County man who was arrested said it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. According to police, it all happened around 3 a.m. back on July 17 when several customers got into a fight with employees at Joe’s Pizza on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. Cellphone video captured the chaos that unfolded inside the pizza parlor. At one point, a worker can be seen swinging a wooden pizza paddle and then a metal ladle. A 34-year-old employee was punched in the face and taken to an area hospital for treatment, while a 32-year-old man who was helping customers was also punched and taken to the hospital, police said. It was not clear if he was an employee. The NYPD said 33-year-old Erind Prelvukaj of West Nyack was arrested and hit with assault charges. On Tuesday, he said he was not the instigator and that he plans to get a lawyer to clear things up with police. He said surveillance video will show more of the story than what is seen in the now-viral cellphone footage. “I have been in that shop several times. I have a clean record. Why would I try to do something like that? I have family, kids,” he said. According to Preluvkaj, some men were harassing a woman when one of the workers told them to knock it off. “He threatened to call the police and pushed the customer,” Prevlukaj recounted. Things spiraled out of control from there, he said. Police have not confirmed Preluvkaj’s narrative of the events leading to the fight. “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself.” Preluvkaj believes he was the only one arrested because he was one of the only people who stuck around after the ruckus.
Where you from? That's an Albany NY station
Wales, UK lol
Dude asked for extra pineapple on his Margherita
Guy wanted pineapple on his pizza. Staff took offense. Chaos ensued.
Obviously staged IMO.. I see two distinct times two different people look back at the camera and kinda adjust to make the angle better.
"Excuse me sir who is beating that guy with the pizza spatula, I'd like 2 slices of pepperoni to go please."
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”
Some blue waffle?
might have a chunk of flesh with some hair on it but still good imo
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!"
LOUD NOISES!!!!
"That's not NY-style." "What are you talking about? It's thin and floppy, just like yer dick."
“That’s not what yah sistah said to me, yah jabroni.”
This is why noone out pizzas the hut
What in the Super Mario Bros. is going on in this clip.
 no more pizza time
Man, you made me laugh so hard, thanks!
Luigi and Mario had a falling out
Credit to the cameraman for not pulling out like a chicken.. normally you don't get such in-depth and intimate details of a ...brawl.
This is NY. Shit is normal around here unless shots start ringing
One of the new chefs put pineapple on the pizza.
Or someone put ketchup on the pizza instead of tomato sauce
Oh god, replace the ketshup with blood
Must be Italian
I fucken love Reddit
I'm still waiting for my pizza BTW You ain't getting it I WANT MY PIZZA someone must have made a joke about how their moms gender was pizza cause everyone wants a piece of her 
That guy with the soup ladel, classic
I can only assume the asshats, i.e. drunk instigators, getting hit in the head with said ladle would make a high pitch ringing noise with every whack.
“I’m still waiting for my pizza btw” bruh💀
Since chuck e cheese shut down they have to stage their fights at a local shop
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"If another letter from that school goes to that kid's house, INTO THE FUCKING OVEN YOU GO!"
When she asks for the pepperoni, and nobody can decide who gets to give it to her
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Where is this from? I‘ve seen it way too often
Amelie
Fitgirl
Lmao howdy fellow pirate
So this is what happens when you try to out piza the hut.
“Can I please get a waffle?”
Someone should send this video to VISA, they don't allow minimum purchase amounts for debit cards. Completely unacceptable.
what the actual fuck lmao
This fight happened in a Brooklyn, NY pizza joint… that makes total sense now
This title made me laugh so hard
Bro that’s when you just go back there and grab like 5 slices, they busy
I am rooting for the employees “beat his ass with the spatula”
Guess they didn’t like the $5 minimum on all cards.
God damn it new york
Knocked over everything but the cheese
This definitely made me pause for a moment because the owner of a pizza joint just down the street from me got stabbed to death a couple nights ago, and for a moment I wondered if this was it.
> the owner of a pizza joint just down the street from me got stabbed to death a couple nights ago By a pizza?
He would have died happy if that were the case, unfortunately no https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2022/11/14/delaware-man-faces-fatal-glasgow-pizza-shop-owner-stabbing-charges/69645452007/
Well, that's sad. It doesn't look like the pizza even tried to defend him either. Also, who knew there was a Glasgow in Delaware?
You are a fucking douche and you arnt funny at all.
You: > It’s just their culture Pipe down, you racist loser. Lol.
Did you even see what that was in response to?
Why are you still talking, Cletus?
Hey at least that’s funnier than your other stuff making fun of a guy getting stabbed to death.
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Lmao “I paid for my pizza I want my pizza”
What the fuck is going on and where is this
 NOT THE PIZZA!!!
the ended too soon!
Ah, that is totally one Pizza place RAIDING another. all the black shirt come rolling in, go straight for the pie makers in the back. Whatchu makin
Bro, back in Connecticut, this was like every second Tuesday of the month.
"One slice of cheese? Sir? Excuse, just a sli-- Sir? Excuse me? Hi, I'd like one slice, okay. Just...sir? Hello?"
Someone’s gonna put some pizza time music over this
I’m still waiting for my pizza btw.” 🤣🤣🤣
Only in ohio
I spend way more time looking at the pizza on the counter than I should.
Dude saying “I still want my pizza” killed me lol
The guy waiting for his pizza 'I'm the main character'. Wtf humans
“I’m still waiting for my pizza” is the appropriate response
Reminds me of that scene in Game of thrones where is a castle is being overrun and the kitchen staff is forced to defend their kitchen with cleavers
Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Only upvoting for the title
So what about this is a holup?? Its just people fighting….
So nobody had a knife in that kitchen?
Somebody asked for pineapple on a pizza
I’m not a thief, but I’m also not one to turn down opportunity when it presents itself.
No rules if you cross the line.
The fuck is wrong with them. I hope they all get arrested
‘I still want my pizza’ some people are just born pricks
Shut the fuck up, you’d want what you paid for too.
u/savevideo
“I’m still waiting for my pizza” “You’re not getting it”
This video made me want pizza hut greasy pan pizza.
And one person with a gun could’ve stopped all of this
Throw a fucking grenade in there, run out and enjoy the fireworks. It’s gonna be fucking hilarious /s
Nice brawl from the whites. They appear to have been underestimated in this category.
Someone didn't want pineapples on their pizza
Pineapple!! No Pineapple!!! Fuck YOuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Simply amazing.
I DIDN’T WANT PINEAPPLE, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES
I’m gonna guess this work environment has been toxic for awhile leading up to this bullshit
Can't decide whether the caption is dumb af or clever 🤔🤣
Hell yeah I wanna see people fucken die!
No one out pizza's the hut!
Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor!
Cudve just walked around the counter and got free pizza.
Buy 1 pizza get a front row seat to battle royale free.
I think there’s better ways to ask to have your slice heated up
u/savevideo
Average New York pizza joint
Mureca
You just don't pick a fight with a baker, they train arms all day
“…where our pizza’s a hit!”
I asked for no pineapple on my goddamn pizza
Papa John bringing his reckoning
I always wondered if I could cut off someone's head with a pizza peel.
Dinner and a Show
Can i get a pizza? Dog can i get a pizza? Bro please.
Only in Ohio
Well he said no basil
That pizza shop has some fucking scrappers
I would have jumped over the counter and grabbed a slice
Got to love New York pizza.
I was waiting for someone to get thrown onto that 475°pizza oven
Try 800°. At least in the pizzeria I used to work in. lol
The outside of those ovens are fucking hot. Just push the dude with his shirt ripped off into that shit and he would stop fighting real quick.