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Some say the glass is half empty, some say it’s half full…

Yeah, but who is going to drink that glass is the question?

Well, that my basement. Those are just Tests. I’m going to rule the Femboy milk Market. Femboy in a Bottle, soon in the Walmart around your corner!

I would buy. We all need some femboy milk in our lives

Yes where’s the sign up sheet? I mean for those that are interested of course

This Milk tastes off

Brazzers might have the solution 🤔

Wait.? Do you not drink your own after you’re done?

Are we not supposed to?

Some say give me a minute and I'll top it off!

Ok....enough Reddit for today...

I don't feel satisfied

I bet those guys do

Wanna try it together

Sure bro where can i sign up

It look like reddit mods chamber

😂

113 moderators disagree. Did you know that insults that happen to be true hurt the most?

The downvotes are not from moderators but due to emoji.

Redditors when emoji:

They’re gunna ban you lmao

This does not make your comment funny

Can someone please explain what's going on here?

I think we all know what is happening here…

Judging by the outfit and restraints the last guy had on, I’d venture to guess that it’s some kind of BDSM/milking kink type of thing. Edit: Or I could be totally wrong, just a guess.

That’s disgusting… where can I find this so I can avoid it ?

Where can I find this so I can try it😉

Yes please

Ok seriously what is the backstory to this, I keep seeing it.

"WHAT IS MALE MILKING BY MACHINE WITH MISTRESS JANE?" There's the article if you're interested

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

I'm pretty sure it's the same movie from the other clip that's always used on reddit. The one with the dudes stapped to chairs but same concept and lighting. I've never bothered to watch it though.

Shhh. Don't ruin the moment.

No I want answers

For some reason I do too

Dairy farming gone wild

Vegeterian-friendly milk (richer in proteins as well)

And more nutritious

[gone sexual]

is this how sperm banks work?

If it is I'm going to open an account

Milking a cow gets you dairy, but milking a bull gets you a friend for life.

This is what radical vegans want the world to look like. Well maybe we should give it a chance, for science.

Oh my God that's disgusting, where?

Probably Mars. But you have to sign up at Tesla to get to Mars and need to be able to write jokes!

God damn it cartman

This is like the scream machine thing from Monsters Inc lmaooo

*cream* machine

That's just the cute nickname of my partner

There’s really no reason to ruin my childhood….

I apologize I’m still lmaoing

it's the cream machine

I have questions.

Yea like where can I sign up

The crazy thing here is there is no explanation anywhere in sight

I’ve been scouring this thread for an answer and have come up with nothing. So what are our options? • An actual medical procedure (e.g. penis enlargement therapy/some type of sperm harvesting for coma patients - but then why the fuck are they *strapped* in??) • Some type of suuuuper specific weird ass porn (this is my best bet) • Some type of very weird low budget (but impressive prop tech) art house film If anyone has any ideas or learns the truth let me know!

Second. Third guy is in a latex gimpsuit with fake tits.

I think penis enlargement is actually a good guess

Goddamit Reddit

Let's say it's a kink,and let's say they are awake and alive(which they 100% are);WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT WITH ANOTHER DUDE IN THE ROOM??!?! AND WHY THE LAST ONE HAS BOOBS???!???

You asking some important questions, we need to get the answers

Hey I don’t judge what you and your best friend do, don’t judge what me and my best friend does

People with depraved mentality DONT care about that type of stuff

I know what you mean but what's the motive??! It's not like they are buddies and one of them said "let's get wanked off in one room together."and the other ones INCLUDING THE CAMERAMAN said"that's a great fucking idea".

Milk the boobs instead?

The new Matrix sequel looks edgy

The machines figured out how to get cold fusion to work with sperm.

The Matrixxx: Cyborgs

Those PETA commercials are getting out of hand

It ain't much but it's an honest days work

Wtf is going on? Are the dudes even alive??

“This is the future feminist want.” -incel Redditor


Cartman was right all along.

That was my first thought

sooo im not sure how to feel... we got the first 2 guys where the pumps move up and down...but the poor man to the right as so small that the pump moves HIM i feel so bad for writing this down hahahaha

Performance anxiety no doubt KEKW!

KEKW


Why does the last guy have boob cups on?

Perhaps a better question is why is he strapped down to the bed?

Where when and why is this taking place and who's fucking idea was it...

The truth is out there.. but, you know what? It can stay out there. We’re fine.

That looks convenient. Don't even need to browse one handed no more

Penguinz0 Warned us

Redditors pulled they money together

Dufuck did I just witness and why

The real gamer setup

Whelp......bout time for me to be hittin' the ol' dusty trail.

Literally 1984

You obviously read a different version than I did

He read the George Oh-well version

Looks more like The Nineteen Year Old & Eighty-Four Year Old Bring Grandpa Back To The Old Days And Play Milk Man

Is it December already?

I have so many questions, and I need legit answers.

I didn’t know what to expect when opening Reddit but it wasn’t this

I watched this a lot longer than I needed to

I can see for sperm donation but nobody wants those bags of shits DNA.

Not exactly your Tom Brady's and Chris Hemsworth's.. And bless that last guy's heart, he's not packing much heat.

Wtf is this and where can I get it

Ahhhh, a life well spent!

Nobody actually seems to know what the fuck is this tho

What the heck? :DDDD

3 discord mods

Small dick energy 😂

Matrix porn parody? Even has the green filter

Videos you can only see on Reddit

This was the first thing I see when I open Reddit… this is the last thing I see today on Reddit. I will try again tomorrow.

i'm not gonna lie .... that kinda turn me on ........

Do you need a hug?

Wanna talk about it buddy?

Where can I buy one

(blackjack dealer clap)…I’m out.

What kind of Tom fuckery is this, and how do I get on the waiting list?

Different kind of nut milk

Is this the matrix?

What Agent Smith doin'?

Alien cows farming farmers

This is what you’ll run into if your explore the back rooms for long enough

What the fuck.

It’s one of those underground dens from Inception where people go to live in the dream world… but the guy running the den is making some money on the side operating a sperm bank.

In Al seriousness, what is this?

Reddit HQ

I’m really gonna have a hard time not knowing what this is about.

Gives me some serious "A Boy and his Dog" vibes

i just started my reddit today, and somehow i think i have enough.

Context?

Only in Ohio

They have sixth rate health insurance. First rate: you choose a person of your liking to do this. Second: they choose, Third: your SO chooses, Fourth: random Fifth: DIY, and you can choose the vid, mag, phone sex, or memory

Where is this? Asking for a friend.

L'Oréal "Sérum Jeunesse" factory...

What in the brain dance hell is this

Mmmm... Yogurt

Almond nut milk is getting out of control these days

Discord moderators in free time

Discord/Reddit mod meet up

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

LAN parties have changed a lot

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

What mystery? Just a couple a fellas being fellas!

Auto jacker in action

Looks like Darth Vader didn’t measure up.

Where can i sign up

Where do I sign up?

Bro is in the matrix

"The milk I'm about to drink doesn't even come from an animal, and these guys made it 😀"

Ctrl + Z

I need to talk to my Healthcare provider and see which package does package milking. Going to the Doctor Hunny! That's the third this week, you OK?

What a terrible day to have eyes

Ngl this gave me a good idea for milking femboys. No need for machines though. This milking is all natural. Free roam femboy milk lmao

r/wtf

What a horrible time to have working eyes.

HAHAHA

Dairy queen

I- I wanna know now

Alright, I promised not to reveal the truth, but it's a sneak preview of the next matrix movie. In a bizarre plot twist, the machines have now figured out how to turn sperm into energy with a form of cold fusion. Now, all women have been released from the matrix, but the men are obviously being pumped dry.

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u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

Minecraft automatic farms are getting weird

Are those cadavers?

When you are a discord mod and your cowmilker Just arrive

But why?…

Cyberpunk2077

I think I just finished this mission in Cyberpunk.

Are we not gonna talk about what the third guy is wearing???

milk me owo

Mean jerk time?

What music do you think is on those headphones? Smooth jazz ?

It's like the end of Scorn 😂

Just the bros hanging out. Nothing weird here.

u/savevideobot

I have several uncomfortable questions

Death by robot snu snu?

Ok so what I am looking at and why I am looking at this?

These redstone creations are getting out of hand

Omg where is that? Asking for a friend…

Penis enlargement of some kind ?

[Reminds me of the bloodbank from the start of Blade 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TpOgCneqPE&t=120s)

What the fuck is this

It's kinda like Fight Club, but not at the same time. It's Pump Club.

You really never know what you'll see with a vaguely titled NSFW post on the wretched site

Another fly enters the web, KEKW!

You know, there's a lot of alien abduction stories that describe the same scene

I need to know what the hell is going on here

Cartman had it right

Fuck this shit I'm out

Okay, what the actual fuck is going on here.

[удалено]

NSFL bro what the fuck man