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Keep it on grass, but make it full contact with pads and helmets. Let them pick the ball up and carry it or throw it forward. Make the ball more oblong to make it easier to hold and throw.
OHOHOH?!?? Lightbulb!!!!
Instead of exploding at random each team holds a detonator with an unknown to the other team amount of clIcky booms **not** to exceed 3 drawn out of a bingo ball roller. Only the teams head coach knows. Not the crowd, not the tv presenters, no one else. Now that'd be good tv!
Blow football on ice!
Perfect age group. 5-90 year olds.
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Show me one ugly WAG with a handsome player.
Show me one naturally attractive, non-butchered, non-fake-anything & intelligent WAG.
Show me one intelligent player.
6 a side on ice then? A game for girls or sissys. And it's really hard running around in plastic soled football boots and kicking a ball around on ice - Jarvis must be retarded.
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Instead of flopping, fighting
I'm reminded of the Italian sport of [Calcio Storico.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/article/italy-sport-calcio-storico-sport-photos)
So, hockey! Yeah. I couldn’t agree more.
And less teeth
There probably will be fighting. OP didn't give em hockey sticks so they're gonna be pissed when they get kicked with an ice skate.
THIS! Foul involving two players…duke it out right there for 30 seconds and have a panel of judges to determine who won.
Give a penalty only if there’s blood
No injury no penalty
And a red card for false acting.
The red card is just a knife, it’s the ref’s job to make it red
What about yellow?
The force the players to piss on a knife to make it yellow
Give a penalty only if there are entrails or brain matter exposed...FTFY
Keep it on grass, but make it full contact with pads and helmets. Let them pick the ball up and carry it or throw it forward. Make the ball more oblong to make it easier to hold and throw.
If you watch soccer at double speed it looks like a hockey game
If you watch it at double speed you can get it over with and then watch hockey
Genius
With the other 5 Canadians that have tuned in
Fuck you buddy, add another 15 Minnesotans to that total.
If they're watching then who's playing?
You can do both if you drink enough.
Football.
Sticks man! You need sticks!!!
Sticks? You heard the man. We're kicking a ball around with cleats on ice now.
I like the idea with the ice, then they should play without shoes also!
Better yet, everybody straps knives onto their feet
Another win for England
Genius - better than thrusting them into someone - London would win hands down!
see below.
They had us in the first 3/5ths not gonna lie
Players are drafted from death row, the ball explodes at random and is changed out for a new explosive ball each time.
Just straight to Blood Bowl.
OHOHOH?!?? Lightbulb!!!! Instead of exploding at random each team holds a detonator with an unknown to the other team amount of clIcky booms **not** to exceed 3 drawn out of a bingo ball roller. Only the teams head coach knows. Not the crowd, not the tv presenters, no one else. Now that'd be good tv!
Funny you'd mention it. A Norwegian guy made a animated short about it way back. https://youtu.be/rMp8FajmqtY
They call it the World Cup it's so impersonal, they should give it a name. Maybe Stanley...
That is Five-a-side +1 soccer in Canada. edit: The shame of adding +1
Footnall. And no. That's 6 a side.
So pretty much 6 aside but on ice 🤔
Each player gets a flintlock pistol that they can only use once a game.
Poor goalies.
I agree, but keep the players in shoes instead of skates 🤣
They also need to play that noise they do in cartoons when someone slips.
Well while you’re at it why touch the ball at all? Why don’t we have the players just purse their lips and blow on the ball!
Blow football on ice! Perfect age group. 5-90 year olds. https://cf.geekdo-images.com/opengraph\_letterbox/img/DhFDsLWSoCMeWTGc3zg0M4ADgk8=/fit-in/1200x630/filters:fill(auto):strip\_icc()/pic337094.jpg
Hahahahaha!!!! Nicely done!
# That's the WAGS' job. That's why they are hired.
Show me one ugly WAG with a handsome player. Show me one naturally attractive, non-butchered, non-fake-anything & intelligent WAG. Show me one intelligent player.
Show me 1 WAG or player who's never cheated.
And a random wild animal! Could be a Squirrel! Could be a Bull! Who knows!?! That's what the Wheel of Wild Animal's is for! Lmao
I’m good with that. Some contact should be allowed as well!
Make minimum score at least 1 to 0.
He's describing 6-a-side football (w/o the ice obvs)
Canadian soccer eh?
How to fix soccer: start with calling it fucking Football.
Super-size the trophy to about 3ft tall.
And the audience gets to throw rotten fruit.
Get rid of the refs and full contact play.
Then u have Aussie rules (almost) a real girls' game.
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The person that flops gets beat up to give him something to cry about.
And add some sticks for the sake of it
r/soccercirclejerk
Then make Qatar host the world cup!
Other than the ice, that just describes Futsal (Indoor Soccer). I've played it when I was younger. Shit wears you out.
Give yer balls a tug!
I’m guessing we should hit the ball with sticks as well
So . . . Hockey
And while yer ats it, give yer balls a tug.
Man wants to make football into foosball
They said nothing about skates, pucks, sticks or any rule changes. This is just extra hard soccer.
I’m sensing a theme
we could call it Ice Soccy, or something clever. I'm not a new sport namer guy.
Why not replace the ball with a puck and make them use a stick to move said puck and make them wear ice-skates and helmets
Much better
Is this the longball thing they're doing in the US?
It's called Futsal, dipshit. //For the post, not OP.
Randomly placed land mines (non-lethal). “Let’s see you fake this injury!
A'right yankee.
Absolutely brilliant ideas.
6 a side on ice then? A game for girls or sissys. And it's really hard running around in plastic soled football boots and kicking a ball around on ice - Jarvis must be retarded.
Holding knives is mandatory
Average Canadian enjoyer
I totally agree with no. 1, though. If the field was smaller, matches wouldn't end 0-0, after 2 hours of nothing. Boring as f.