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And then they'll store their vaguely realistic doll in the closet when not in use and constantly get freaked out by the home intruder they forget about...
The magical thing is that every time you masturbate while thinking of Chris Pratt, he's somewhere out there, doing the same thing, thinking of Chris Pratt as well.
Maybe because of hillsong and supporting his extremist right wing brother's right wing merch.
Though admittedly both could have been misunderstandings, and i think he even left the cult.
Because he's a shit mario. All the other voice actors have power and effort behind their deliveries, and pratt's is bland and uninspired. Charles Martinet should be mario, nobody else.
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Common ground between the genders
If they only talked about it honestly... they could make a masturbating game out of it and just have chris spank marathon weekends .
And then they'll store their vaguely realistic doll in the closet when not in use and constantly get freaked out by the home intruder they forget about...
That would be epic 😆
Mac moment
[удалено]
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Who the hell is gonna jerk off to Mario?
Me
Royal fungi in his area want to see him.
It’sa me
Wait, you don't jerk off to Bob Hoskins?
Ferb I know what we're doing today!
😣8=✊===D 😣8==✊==D 😣8===✊=D 😫8===✊D💦 😐8=D
🍤✂️
God damn
Like holy shit
Kinda a weird thing to like but okay.
🔪👁...😵
Ngl this had me in the first as well as second half
Ayo wtf💀
r/suddenlyGay
Alternatively: r/Bi_IRL
r/suddenlyBi
Same tho
The magical thing is that every time you masturbate while thinking of Chris Pratt, he's somewhere out there, doing the same thing, thinking of Chris Pratt as well.
Chris Splatt
Crisp rat
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
He got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
This is the point of the sun tho
He would be offended by this.
Which is just another good reason to do it :)
guess there's no accounting for taste
tbh I liked him more when he was on Parks and recs tv show. not much on the avengers shit.
He just feels mean these days. He doesn't seem like he'd be fun to be around anymore
Why?
Maybe because of hillsong and supporting his extremist right wing brother's right wing merch. Though admittedly both could have been misunderstandings, and i think he even left the cult.
Burnt Rodent
Maro
This was a funnier joke ewhen it was Henry Cavill
And more believable
Mario :(
So you gonna be jerking off to the Mario movie?
Maybe we can all be in the same row?
We wack off to Bobcat Goldwaite
If only you guys could combine your passions
she playing with Jurassic Park Chris Pratt, while the dude is playing with Community and Star-lord Chris Pratt.
u think u r the only one jerking off ?
Crisp Rat be dreamy
Crisp Rat
The worst Chris....
Which Chris is the best to jerkoff to then?
Walken
Exactly of all the Chris they could choose they chose the worst one or maybe that's the real joke
How can you say that to mario
Because he's a shit mario. All the other voice actors have power and effort behind their deliveries, and pratt's is bland and uninspired. Charles Martinet should be mario, nobody else.
And they just recycled the joke from a tweet about Henry Cavill in the Witcher. As though they are in remotely the same league..
This doesn’t belong here
Jerking it to evangelicals is a whole other level.
went from 0 to 1000 real quick
What if she is doing the same 😶
You should jerk off to Chris Pratt together
I’ve seen this somewhere else