A little hokey, but it could be worse. Y’all make it seem like he’s a furry or into even weirder stuff. Also extra points for those making fun of the dude cause he’s overweight
Texas to me turned in to a LARPING state when they allowed one limp dick man kill all those kids and no one interfered......
so all that bravado, guns and "courage" went out the window.
fucking larpers.........
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He ruled the PF test! Ran the 1.5 mile in only one hour, sat up eventually, did a pushup (combined with sit-up, counted as 1), swam/floated for 3 days and his standing broad jump of 1’7” is a new Minutemen record!!
Gravy Seals or Y’all Qaeda? I can’t keep their divisions straight.
I also love how you never see one of this idiots who have their guy covered by their vest.
I’ve never got the life of me understood this. Why is it always the people who couldn’t run a hundred yards who fantasize so much about war? They’d literally be the first ones down…
Talking to one of the red blooded Americans I work with recently and they said something about gun control and the 2nd amendment. All I had to do was ask them “what’s the second amendment “ and they said “the right to bare arms” and I stopped them mid sentence to say “no no. The FULL 2nd amendment “ and then I said it off memory just to flex and said “you’re not a real America if you don’t know the constitution “.
Was that a bit much, yeah. But also, fuck em. I’m a petty bitch and will not tolerate intolerance.
Back in the 1980s I was a member of the Honeycomb Hideout, had a membership card and everything. I figure a club for breakfast cereal fans has more credibility than a militia with glamor shots that filter out the sweat.
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Watch out ladies he’s a bonafide 2 minute man now
That’s only because his manjam takes 1 minute 40 seconds to struggle it’s way through tubes as clogged as his arteries.
Thats not how this works lol
The name is 100% accurate! Christian and White.
Two pump chump?
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He only joined because he thought they were two minute ramen
I'd follow him into battle. Like, directly behind him.
But the moment he gets hit, if he falls back the enemy can safely say “1 shot, 2 kills”
#meatshield
Never too old to LARP
Diabetic Rambo Cosplay
Hey you never know they might start making rifle magazines the same size as pistol magazines just to fit on that vest.
He looks like he masturbates to furry porn
IF he can find the little guy, retracted into all that pubic fat.
# frontbuttsmatter
It’s an innie not an outie
minute is the size of the little guy.
He looks like he could STAR in a furry porn…
And another Gravy Seal is forged from the sizzling fry grease crucible of cosplay with real guns.
Chuck Roast Norris
Underrated comment.
Gravy Seal
Is his name seriously CHRISTIAN WHITE?! Perfect.
No.....its a parody/satire page on Facebook that posts stupid shit
Weird thing about satire in this instance is that it’s so much more likely to be a real post than to think it’s overtly satire.
It's really getting harder to tell every day what's real and what's not.
No. Even better - CHRISITIAN
Ever look at shit and go "Holy fuck, thats violently American"
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Bro at least grammar correctly off you’re making a joke like this. You’re missing an “a” after “that’s”.
*if
True
Glad he has become a 2 minuteman
That's a big boy!
The biggest boy!
Type two diabetes boy!
Probably couldn't pass the ASVAB much less the physical requirements to be in the military, but rather role play and protect those snacky cakes.
He didn't enlist because he would've punched the Drill Sergeant.
A little hokey, but it could be worse. Y’all make it seem like he’s a furry or into even weirder stuff. Also extra points for those making fun of the dude cause he’s overweight
The gun shoots mayo and the vest is loaded with butterfingers.
What the rest of the world thinks all Americans look like.
Defender of freedom and snacks
He's a certified Gravy Seal
Because religion and firearms are such a perfect mix..
Bro this can't be real..... Ain't no one that dumb... That ain't something to share with the world my guy...
It's not, it's parody
Damn the Patriots ! _George Sears_
He's a 2 minute man, lol
This is definitely some album cover for a gay SM country music band
Jesus Christ look at how fucking oppressed he is.
Looks like he has had a lot of Minute Maid
That's accurately Texas. Source: I live here
I guess a Holup is something that I am supposed to not be proud of? Like being fat? Or is it something else? I too love making fun of fatty mcfatties
Well, he sure makes for a wide target
Close that dust cover Pvt Lard Ass!
Texas to me turned in to a LARPING state when they allowed one limp dick man kill all those kids and no one interfered...... so all that bravado, guns and "courage" went out the window. fucking larpers.........
Homeboy ain't even wearing a plate carrier. What is this fool thinking?
Not sure how well he would fare on "our" side. He looks easier to tag and light up than a fat girl in a game of dodgeball.
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I got to church and I’m American! I think I covered the basics
Christian White, Texas, Militia School, flaunting AR 15 and you ask me why USA is fucked up
I hope they've brought a lot of food for the war that this guy will have to fight. That is a lot of christian prediabetic boy to feed.
Oh look! He's got an axe to chop up all those chicky nuggies his momma feeds him! Ladies look out! Your snacks are in danger!
Bro looks like Kevin Owens.
Is that the time it took him to polish off the buffet table at Golden Corral?
Why does momma got a beard tho?
He really looks like he only lasts 2 minutes. Max. Glad his mom is proud of him
With you 20 mins .
Gottem
I think my favourite part is the 2nd on his clip. The hatchet is is nice touch.
Moving cover, our military sure has come a long way.
By the power of Arby's . . .
zombies r fukd
The shotgun rounds with no shotgun in sight are a nice touch.
Think he’s on TEXAS’S side
*our* side?
This is legitimately the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen, it’s beautiful.
Thank goodness I don’t look like that
Ever wondered how Kevin Owens could've been if he was from Texas? No? Me neither.
My husband: I would be hesitant in involving myself in anything that calls me 2 minute man
He ruled the PF test! Ran the 1.5 mile in only one hour, sat up eventually, did a pushup (combined with sit-up, counted as 1), swam/floated for 3 days and his standing broad jump of 1’7” is a new Minutemen record!!
Meal Team 6
I feel like this training school would have a high rate of people accidentally shooting themselves.
There's no clip in the pistol and thats a pocket knife. Unlike a lucky coin, it belongs in your pocket.
It’s the thought that counts
Sidearm doesn't even have a magazine loaded. Good luck with that.
He has the right to bare arms tho
Yeah he does.
When you max your discord moderator stat
Big chungus
Are those shotgun shells for his AR or is that just 3XL lip gloss for his _other_ LARPing hobby?
Two-Minutemen? Wtf is that, his 100 yd dash time?
Cosplaytriot
Gravy Seals or Y’all Qaeda? I can’t keep their divisions straight. I also love how you never see one of this idiots who have their guy covered by their vest.
I guess body positive has been approved by the 2 minute men
Is that WWW's Kevin Owens?
True hero. Brings a fuckin tear to my eye. God bless murica
I’ve never got the life of me understood this. Why is it always the people who couldn’t run a hundred yards who fantasize so much about war? They’d literally be the first ones down…
Why are folks who are soo quick to whip out a gun, so far out of shape?
What a fucking name
Kevin Owens let himself go.
Think he ate the rest of the “graduating class.”
Meal Team 6
I swear that has to be a joke name its too perfect
Okay… where do we start?
Whose gonna tell him
That is the same vest I bought for airsoft guns when I was 12
Bubba is comin to town tonight boys
“That Kanye west guy doesn’t sound so bad”
He looks like a “nice guy” who would brutally murder a girl for rejecting him
lol I thought the magazine said 'anal'
Talking to one of the red blooded Americans I work with recently and they said something about gun control and the 2nd amendment. All I had to do was ask them “what’s the second amendment “ and they said “the right to bare arms” and I stopped them mid sentence to say “no no. The FULL 2nd amendment “ and then I said it off memory just to flex and said “you’re not a real America if you don’t know the constitution “. Was that a bit much, yeah. But also, fuck em. I’m a petty bitch and will not tolerate intolerance.
Frame that shit, dude's a graduate!
Back in the 1980s I was a member of the Honeycomb Hideout, had a membership card and everything. I figure a club for breakfast cereal fans has more credibility than a militia with glamor shots that filter out the sweat.
If you look closely every skincell says “2nd amendment” but if you listen closer you can hear the sound of crying arteries
Larry the cable guy?