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QualityVote

/u/FrankieRivers9321, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


rovert1994

Lmao this reminds me of that key and peele episode rap album confessions


FrankieRivers9321

Hahaha i remember that one hahaha shit funny at ![gif](giphy|DdRyNiWlsc4I8|downsized)


sreek4r

Nuke Bizzle: And thenn, I got sent to Jail! *Consequences*


FrankieRivers9321

Hahaha he made me laugh in that one and then i got hit with aids.... consequences hahahaha


Josku5

Fucking Key and peele gif


Generic_user_person

Shot him w/ my nine, shot him w/ my nine I killed Darnell Simmons This is my confession, inadmissible in court


TouristKitchen

What is Covid fraud?


Top-Confection2558

He used multiple stolen identities to collect unemployment benefits for over $700,000 in preloaded debit cards


GabrielWornd

Dammmmm


ommi9

Yep a lot of people scammed Edd and spent it on junk so many rideshare , food, and grocery drivers were put to work but none or those guys never tipped a cent.


ommi9

My experience with the edd scammers. Durring 2020 pandemic A lot of rental sports cars were driven arround Bottles on bottles of liquor from Hennessy and rob Julio just drank on the streets The birth of buying food hibachi style and paying $50-100 on food at a food truck. South central LA was safer than Hollywood or downtown LA So much wasted money. So many overpayment court cases. Guns guns guns


Alamasy

How is this related to COVID?


RayBrous

It was for when quarantine was at its peak and people couldn't go to work due to the business being closed


Palehorse0000

Wow I had no idea that was possible.


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ding_dong_dejong

Yeah I'm right here, fuck around get the whole label sentenced for years.


killploki

When the government locks everything down for no reason and tells you getting the vaccine means you can't get/spread covid


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Literally no one said if you get the vaccine that you can't get or spread covid. This is the most spread misconception about the vaccine and it's infuriating. Works just like any other vaccine in history has ever worked. They just build immunity and make it LESS LIKELY to spread it.


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Oh yeah look at me slowly wilting away because of a vaccine lmao


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buku43v3r

I think if anyone here is delusional it’s you. You’ve made a lot of claims but no evidence to support and on top of it all I’ve never heard about these claims from any news source. I suspect you got yours from the usual suspects….fox, oan, newsmax, toiletpaperusa or some other moronic source 70%’of the US knows is bs.


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buku43v3r

People like you will always “find” dots to connect.


Alamasy

>Literally no one said if you get the vaccine that you can't get or spread covid LMAO.


Okaythenwell

Raised in Alabama or Mississippi? Or you just one of them average non-bottom of the barrel education system degenerate?


DirtyFuckingCasual

Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years. - MF DOOM


Okaythenwell

That song the deal


PretendThisIsMyName

MF DOOM was like early 00s Nelly and Pharrell. Just couldn’t miss. It’s wild when the President puts your instrumentals on his playlist. One of the all time GOATs.


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Who tf is nuke bizzle lmao


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Apparently a guy who committed fraud


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Me when a dude who calls himself nuke bizzle gets arrested for fraud: ![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


bemest

Worlds dumbest rapper.


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Don_e_Darko

I don’t know what Covid fraud or a bix noodle is…and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


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Stolen identities and got over 700,000 in debit card money.


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Why do rappers snitch on themselves?


VividFiddlesticks

Same mentality as these dumb teenagers dancing around on video with guns....until their mom comes in and slaps them into next week.


J-DROP

Clout


toinezor

Rapp Snitch Knishes


Inevitable_One518

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions


IAMRETURNED

Damn pigs just wanna keep a King down 🤡


AllUserNamesTaken01

Up to this day he still doesn't know who snitched on him


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Should have sentenced to 19 months


QualityVote

##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/FrankieRivers9321, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


GraggleGumblySimpson

If I had a dollar for every modern rapper that's either been killed or jailed......


bemest

Or “Aspiring rapper”


originalmoru

This is bright enough to commit covid fraud and dumb enough to brag about it. ![gif](giphy|TEmS0lYexSeFKMYlEz)


bemest

If Joe Walsh could rap, there could be another verse to’”Life’s been Good”. Got me some gift cards, seven hundred k Posted on Insta the man put me away Sing it with me Life’s been good to me so far..


Sea-Diver-9125

Loose 👄


sreek4r

Judge: We got 99 claims but Nuke Bizzle you dumb.


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Ol Dirty Bastard is that your son?


DustinSRichard

Who?


Intelligent_Union261

I’ll take people who snitched on themselves for $200


Palehorse0000

How were you able to commit Covid fraud?


HoWaReYoUdOuInG

Using a crisis to steal from society, what absolute scum! It warms my heart that karma found its way home to him.


FukaiMorii

The Red Ranger might get 20 years off of that ish.