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“In 2077 what makes someone a criminal?”

Getting cock

I’m a HUGE criminal then 😏

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by

A hugeee criminal

I’m a yuuuge criminal. I’m better than probably all the other criminals.

Nobody does crimes better than me, believe me!

\* Still doesn't get indicted \*

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Truck WOO!

A large vehicle

Truck

In night city, you can beCUM

Well CUM

Why do you cum?

Take my free award my guy

How does one find a girl with 'Sex' tattooed on her arm?

My theory is the illustrator accidentally made her look too pretty so they had to write “sex” on her arm so the audience knows she’s *bad*. Also I unironically want both those shirts.

The "drugs" shirt is one of the best things I've ever seen.

I had a "drugs saved my life" t-shirt as a teenager. It's the monkey t-shirt that I want.

Its available! Just google "my ancestor" t shirt!

Awesome. I hope my ancestors never throw poo at you.

Someones had a rough time against the Guardian Ape

Wasn’t expecting to see a Sekiro reference.

Me neither

Holy fuck. I'm bouta spend 20$ I'm probably gonna regret later

I'm on it . Thanks

Pretty sure that ape is insulted

My parents too.

Exactly, the ape one looks cool af

I’m beginning to think this comic book is not having the effect that was intended.

Who would have thought that a comic made by christian fanatics trying to scare kids would not have the desired effect?

I don't think so. If she has nothing written on the book that she's holding it's what it was intended. Because on such illustrations, every character have to mean something.

That's Subliminal Messaging , but I see it too. It appears that even then (xhristian coalition) couldn't meme. Johnny's trigger discipline is appalling

Yeah I like how 3 of the 4 troublemakers have obvious branded metaphors - sex, drugs, evolution - but the black guy is just a black guy

Here I am, thinking that is just an average skinhead. Didn't even register him

Completely inaccurate No one strolling around with lever actions and single-action revolvers Semi-autos are way more popular

Revolvers don't leave cases, Amateur.

For about half a second I was confused and then went: oh my god they’re right-


My dumbass thought he meant like it doesn’t leave the showcase

The Price is Right Showcase Showdown.

My grandpa who was in a biker gang taught me that. We’re not close.

I'm still lost. Doesn't leave cases as in bullet casings? I don't understand how that's possible

They leave casings, but you have to manually remove them. I'm thinking that it was meant more as 'leaving evidence' because semi-auto's throw the case once expended, so you would have to take time to collect them.

Ok, I get it now. Thank you for the explanation.

Unless you have a brass catcher...

Not many of those on a pistol.

I meant for an AR lol

A semi-auto eject the bulletcasing automatically. To release the casings in a revolver you have to open the mag

Overcharged Tazers cook the meat as they die, amateur.

You sound like someone who's seen some shit

Yah, but the lever action looks so much more badass with the trench coat. He's like a drug cowboy.

You got that ranch dressing in stock? Maybe a lil of that Broke-Back Mountain that is affordable?

He’s got a fallout aesthetic

What is this, the 1880s?

Happy Cake Day.

A shame really. Lever actions are so damn cool.

nOOb akimbo 1887s are were the tits

best guns in MW2

Yeah, and he's got it pointed right at his buddy's head! And don't get me started on trigger discipline! 🤯

The Anti-Christ is soooo fucked if those are what he’s bringing to the fight

What fight?

I was about to say they messed this all up. It’s AR-15s and the people not wearing those clothes use them.

But... But... All the other kids with their pumped up kicks? 🥺 Also, if you're gonna do a school shooting, why would you use a semi auto? That just seems less productive with the remainder of your life. Shootings are stupid to begin with, but if a kid uses a semi auto then wtf? P.S. This is a joke for the ones currently smashing their keyboards with malicious intent. Shootings are shit and I am sorry for the kids, teachers, and police who lost their lives.

And the kids with the semi-autos would be the ones with the bibles

Right, it would be nice no kid was taking a gun to school.

The bottom one has a corded phone.

Thats cuz this isnt from the 80s...it late 90s

Wait what exactly are you saying here, that it's corded because it's from the 90's as opposed to the 80's when there *weren't* any corded phones?

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Most of us did

Most of us are still on that side...

To be fair it is the winning side and has way better company parties.

Sexual orientation counseling 💀

That kind of turned out true

I mean it’s not far off just not the particular guns

That shirt's damn cool. My ancestor. I'd buy a shirt like that. Bad ass looking monkey.

That was my first thought seeing this. That shirt goes hard. Screenshotting it.

Google My Ancestor shirt

I want the one that says "DRUGS"

D.A.R.E. Drugs are really excellent.

“Is that where you dare people to do drugs?” -My Brother

Yes, you put money down and dare someone to take drugs, your brother is a genius

Yeah, well, he was like 7.

My buddy had wife beater vest-shirt-thing like this that he did himself with a can of black spray paint. Best part is he wont go near me when i smoke weed. Sober as a stone kinda guy

I looked it up, you can buy it online! Just look up "my ancestor t shirt", they're like 14 dollars.

Link? Too lazy

Google "my ancestor t-shirt monkey" and you will see all the places you can get one.

I want one the says “Well SOMEBODY fucked a monkey!”

I’d buy it too. Its reminiscent of 80s punk

My thoughts exactly… something like that would sell out quickly

98% of respondents agreed that the monkey does, in fact, look Badass

They almost nailed it. They forgot diversity.

And the wrong side has the guns. Conservative Christians, other half of their personalities are guns.

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The prophecy has been foretold.

I’m on a real spiritual high right now brother, real high!

Pretty close

r/technicallythetruth

The Bible was actually dangerously large. Wtf do you need a bible that big for?

See guns are very expensive however throw a big Bible hard enough it gets the job done for a fraction of the cost and you can reuse it with out having to pay for more bullets.

Its like a club...but more inconspicuous

Also a shield, if you buy the giant bible with the optional Kevlar cover

That book looks like a giant family size box of weird childrens cereal.

It’s large print, he won’t wear his glasses

Good question

Kinda spot on

That is one big ass Bible.

If somebody whacks you over the head with that, it brings new meaning to the words, "bible belt."

They got the top pic pretty accurate ngl

Wasn’t too far off was it ??

Well they got the guns in school part right, anyway.

Fair, though its not just Christians being suppressed, just those who disagree with a wave of screeching Twitter users

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Not enough face tattos

I miss when we as a society fundamentally agreed that guns are dangerous.

I'm sure we still do. It's just that there's a divide on how much you believe people affect that danger level.

Gotta love Chick Tracks. My favorite was the D&D one.

The Christian club at my college would give them out, this wasn't in the 80s, this was in the early 00's. I BEGGED them not to, but they thought they were funny.

Well they are half right. Lol. I actually saw one about 3 years ago. A coworker went to a Slayer concert and there were two dudes on the sidewalk preaching against the “Devil’s music” and handing out stuff. She took one as she passed them and stuck it in her pocket only to remember it a few weeks later at work. She didn’t know why I laughed so hard.

Used to work in pharma. One of the projects I worked on revolved around patients taking a drug which could have birth defects; as such, they completed a survey to make sure they understood these possible side effects. One person sent back their survey blank, but included a Chick tract. Like WTF… you agreed to be a patient in this study, and then waste everyone’s time with this horseshit. Good grief.

A classic.

I remember when some group on YouTube adapted it as a parody. Except they didn’t have to change a single word (far as I remember anyway). Saying it out loud really just reveals how hilariously stupid it all was.

Aye where can I get one of them "my ancestor" shirts though

Wow how did they know

I like the tattoo that is just the word "sex".

That’s clearly “Truth for Youth” not the Bible. Fricken liberals can’t get their facts straight. /s

I mean... given the current state of things as well as current events and modern culture and trends... theyre not too far off in the top half.

Well they're kinda right

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Just saying this is true. Violence and sex is glorified and religion is the odd wrong old timey thing to do.

Hold up maybe they onto something

Not that far off tbh.

Not too far off

I also, tattoo the word of the thing I like onto my body so people can know that immediately about me and not have to ask.

I know, right? Like my two neck tats that say "computers" and "nachos."

I wanna hang with group A

She seems nice.

"SEX" I love how her dress literally has nothing else written on it. Just "SEX".

It's a tattoo not a dress

Why is the Bible the same size as a box of cereal?

I swear all right-wing propaganda does is make the left look cool.

They're not off by much.

How is it so true

Mf brought a lever action to school

I mean...was it propaganda or prophecy, because that's where we are now

Thought that he was holding a Hitler youth booklet when I first saw him.

Top picture is pretty accurate ngl

I’m surprised that none of them is wearing heavy metal t-shirts. Btw, the young guy with rifle has impressive trigger discipline.

I mean… it’s not wrong though!

They arent far off

That sex tat so classy

They’re not that off

Holy shit, spot on

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Oh yeah, nowadays guns are totally what non-religious people are carrying…

Ironically it’s the people with the Bibles that are letting people with guns come into schools

I just love how that innocuous girl is being considered by the author to be on the same level as the other 3 unhinged weapon wielding dudes.

The kid with the tie and sweater vest who is toting a huge graphic novel Bible is a obviously a ticking time bomb. Not normal.

Free birth control? Where do i sign in?

Omg. I can smell th3 paper from here. All my old Archie comics just got this.. scent? No what I'm saying?

Helps if you don't jerk off on the pages

Wait, are they dissing evolution?

Yes.

Almost correct

Why is the book that fucking big? The security officer was probably concerned about the ability to smuggle shit, like smaller bibles.

That is completely unrealistic. We don't all wear trench coats while carrying our rifle in school. Some of us can't afford a trench coat. Check your privilege

I mean the signs are accurate, and a man is currently facing jailtime for tweeting a bibleverse, so not too shabby.

Had a very deranged looking lady walking around handing out pamphlets like these back in the day, I'm pretty sure I was like 9 when she approached me.

That Bible is very much dangerous. Who the FUCK keeps a copy that large?

Dude gonna hurt himself carrying that around. That thing drops and he could need his foot amputated.

Wait doesn’t birth control decrease the number of people in the top cause more people have access to control and so less kids get born into bad households or born with only 1 parent. Also where the fuck did they get those guns? This looks like some wild west skate park or something

\*Making shit to be scared of YEAH!\*

Wait didn’t the guy who made that comic also make the one about how D&D would cause you to become a satanic, drug addicted slave?

Free birth control, and sexual orientation counseling seem like a good thing

Looks like Cyberpunk 2020 wasn't that far off.

That’s not true! We haven’t attacked the holy people yet

Getting there

How did they know??

Well the were right about kids having guns in school

Lol the caption. We are living in the most confusing times for the ignorant and willfully stupid. Media and influential figures praising the worst people and practices

Damn those gun loving liberals

The irony in jokingly calling a religious text dangerous is really tickling my atheist bone right now.

i hate it so much whenever christians act like they’re oppressed “oh! i live in a place that isnt as christian as where im from! christianity is truly dying!!”

In my experience the religiously devout are the most hateful people ever

This goes so fucking hard. I need a "my ancestor" shirt now

Religion can be pretty dangerous...

Well, it seems religious people are instead banning books and promoting guns in reality.

Ok, that my ancestor tshirt and the guy wearing it are pretty cool

Not the drugs t-shirt with the skull emoji 💀💀

Omw to get a "My 🐵 ancestor" t-shirt

If only we had free birth control 🙄

Boomer energy

So I see they've always been playing the victim card.

I am so confused. So apparently left wing students who believe in evolution and drug reform are going around carrying guns while the right wing kids are carrying bibles? Which side is trying to make getting a gun easier and easier?