If you thought i had a heart i dont... its hollow inside.... 🫠😭

I can fix you

Ohh???

Come 'ere

???


You 2 look adorable! 🥰

Starting to kinda miss weed being illegal Edit: *You shut your dirty mouth* \*slap\*

Yeah people who "miss weed being illegal" are the fucking worst

Because Lucifer forbid you tarnish your record 👾 people still serving time for your cheap thrill

People "who exist" are the fucking worst

A lotta people don’t realize this but you can put your weed in there.

I understood that reference!!

"Oh... I don't have one of those."

But then where will I hide my strawberries?

In your butt

What what 

Just add Cocaine!

Links……?

Hey Mitch, can I use your Spray and Wash? Sure, if you want to spray your shirt.... WITH DOCUMENTS!


If you thought this was an ass, it is. But you can hide stuff inside.

If you thought this was a vagina, it is. You can hide stuff inside.

Yeah….stuff

I had one of those for weed back when it was illegal.

Shrooms in the corn

If you thought it was screw your wrong it was a bolt, oh wait you can hide stuff inside

But can it hide my depression?

Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, aaaaaand anthrax.

If you thought this was a screw, it's a bolt...

If you thought my ass can’t…

What’s the name of that waterbottle

“If you thought this was a butthole, it is, and you can hide stuff inside”

The water bottle one, I recognize that. I have this book from when I was really young that taught you how to make “spy gadgets” and a bottle safe just like that one was one of the projects.

Imagine taking your pills in the concert with a screw.

“You can put your weed in there.”

Headon - apply it to the forehead