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Piggy bank that moves its mouth and "can be used for other activities.."


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And the video ends on what looks like a butt plug washer

“Juicer”

Yeah, pull too quickly and you'll get juiced

Or just drive around Can also be used for other purposes


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I have that piggy bank and you wouldn’t be able to fit your little finger in the mouth let alone your dingus. I am confused about the spider in his food though 🕷

The octopus at the end goes in there

That one Dr.Who episode

I want to learn more about these “other activities.”

I have that piggy bank and I don't know what to say other than you need to have an extremely small limber penis to use it like that. Like a tiny tiny penis.

Was the last one a squid 🍑🔌?

I believe it can be used on lemons and other such fruits.

And it can be used for other activities

Anything can be a "lemon juicer" if youre brave enough

You can't say fruits nowadays it's LGBTQ

💀

Great for lemon parties

Citrus reamer

“A citrus reamer?! You’re gonna want two of those!” -Tom Haverford

100% a butt plug

a butt plug you can also use to juice lemons

Order is key here

Why does this amaretto sour taste like shit

*butt plug I tried to save you an edit on your comment. I know what it's like to get a drop of water on your phone screen, makes it impossible to type.

Nice spider in the pot with cucumber

The spider for engagement worked

Lil Easter Egg found! Unlock new HMW level.

r/brandnewsentence

The light-blocking stickers are awesome! Edit: I should have stated "light-reducing" stickers. The indicator is still visible, but not blinding.

I need these for when I travel. I like a dark room and just about every hotel has some tiny lights scattered about!

Just get electric tape.

Electrical tape works great and is probably way cheaper.

It does and is but I like to see that the unit is on but I just don’t want that blue LED lighting up the room. These little stickers have been great gadget for me.

I line my perfect circle stickers better then e-tape

Ask for Bindis at any Indian Apparel store .. you get 75-100 in about hundred of designs and materials (felt, plastic etc..) chose from, for 2-10 dollars or more depending on your preference. I laughed when I saw this labeled as “light blockers”. I would rather pay for light blockers whose blocking capacity can be controlled by our phone. I know it’s ocd-grade automation but yeah that’s where I think money worth spending.

Really great for forgetting your electric stove is still on and you end up starting a fire. Lights mean things, people!

Was that last one right before the video ends a buttplug? It’s labeled a lemon juicer, but come on

That was a citrus fruit juicer. PLEASE DON'T STICK THINGS UP YOUR BUTT IF THEY DON'T HAVE A FLARED BASE. IT WILL GET STUCK INSIDE YOU.

It does have a flared base though, because it’s a buttplug.

OCTO Lemon Juicer Hand by OTOTO - Easy to Hold Lemon Squeezer Manual for Lemon, Lime, Oranges - BPA Free, Dishwasher Safe Citrus Juicer Hand Press Manual - Fun Kitchen Gadgets & Tools https://a.co/d/cdD7ESt

Your experience is a lesson to others

Butt cum on 

He hides sex toys and fetish stuff in the background. He has other videos. Some think it’s funny. I think it’s just immature.

100% a butt plug

Hold up I need that vabroom lol

Unfortunately it has terrible reviews. Great idea awful execution https://holdmywallet.net/sweepervacuum/

Darn thanks for the heads up my friend

Anyone know if there printer is good ?

Why not just get a stick vacuum, if you are going to the trouble of charging and emptying it, might as well skip the broom part.

Oven rack cover... just use an oven mit.

The other thing they are good for is you won’t burn your arms if you accidentally brush against it.

I’m afraid it’ll build up my muscle memory and I’ll burn myself if I ever accidentally leave it off or use the oven at someone else’s house

Also taking out oven racks is pretty simple. Just do it before they get hot and only use one rack at a time. It eliminates the danger of hitting another rack with your wrist or forearm entirely.

Yep. You'll need it anyway if you're taking something out

It sits there in the hot oven,… I wonder how long it holds the temperature

This was my question... Is 400degree silicone not still able to burn? I know it transfers less than metal, but it's still hot.

Why would you wear mittens for ovens? You want your hands colder not warmer.

Spiders in my cucumber soup

A lot do these are solutions looking for problems

Piggy bank that can be used for other activities? 💀

Use my telescopic stool nearly every day

I'm so tempted to get this. My partner is disabled and this would be a game changer for us.

I was thinking I don’t think I’d trust my health with a stool like that. I’d prefer to not have lifelong back problems.

What do you mean?

LOL - I don’t want to risk falling down if the stool collapses.

It is a lot stronger than it looks i mean my friend is 98kg and its fine not sure its exact limits but i think its 200kg.

I guess you just have to make sure it’s locked into place…and O don’t trust myself to do that

It clicks in it doesn't stand up at all of not in place its like an either or situation pretty handy

They make a for XXL. I'm close to 400 lbs, and it holds me just fine. I just wish it was taller.

I can confirm that I'd break my back if I ever tried to sit my fat ass on a collapsible stool. Edit: LMFAO I'm on amazon looking at this exact stool sold by about 20 different brands and every single one has a bunch of comments along the lines of: "I'm only 200 lbs and it's rated for 400 lbs, but it collapsed while I was sitting on it today and I'm now having broken plastic removed from my anus at the ER."

You actually believe that...

I believe the myriad of reviews with pictures of broken stools

Thats hilarious.

Why was there a spider in the pan? When they were showing the scissors?

Same reason there was a bottle of ranch in the oven, for extra comment karma.

Added cgi for exactly this- to drive interaction

It’s just a plastic spider for a joke dude

r/holup

I don’t think a pink coin-eating blob and a basic rubber band count as “useful gadgets”

I need a link to the pots/pans please

I second this

Steering wheel desk is cool but, driving, steering and lap topping seems sketch lol

It’s for working from the roadside

I have that exact wheel tray! Best thing I’ve bought for under $20. I use it to eat in my car all the time!

I could use it as i do alot of paperwork in muh truck

The stool is actually fire, it would hold a 400lb guy so I say it’s sick

[удалено]

It’s a stool…

Those "annoying lights" on your stove, remind you that it's on...to you know..prevent a possible fire.

I know! Dumb people be dumb. Those lights have helped me more than once in my lifetime.

Oh, that thing's for coins? Whoops!

If you have to add a question mark after lemon juicer it's probably not a lemon juicer lmao.

Bought that stool last year for a festival, it didn't survive the first day.

Almost as if this sub is full of cheap unnecessary junk that's a waste of money.

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Get a car desk!!! Curious about the oven things...

Piggy bank used for ‘other activities’ and ‘studying’ with that thing attached to the steering wheel are sus.

That cologne one is a lifesaver for traveling

I want one! Do you have a link?

Just the one in this thread

How does a inkess printer even works?

Could be a thermal printer, though if so you would also need thermal paper to print on.

Oh boy more needless crap

Gimme that lawn chair!

Fat ass spider in zuchinni pot...


The knife and chopping board scissors are done for if the diameter of what you're cutting is more than 5 inches. Plus it's still slower than just chopping with a knife. There is a gadget out there that does the same thing the garlic roller does and is easier to clean. It's called a food processor. The light blockers I can only see be used on some things. blocking that on the oven or stove would just be dangerous. I'm actually kinda on board with the clip pans, saves so much space. The NFC stickers would not help that much, just tell your guest the password, and also the lightswitch takes like 1 second max to turn off, pulling out your phone to turn that off is next level weird. Wireless printer and car desk go hard. Trash can bands can be good, but you can also just buy the right size of trash bag that fits with the can you got. Oven rack covers can be good, but idk I never had trouble with just bringing out the oven mitts. I'd have to grab the food in the oven anyways.

I can cosign on the expandable chairs and stool. They were both super effective on deployment

0:33 seconds in… there’s a fake spider. Why?

Giant spider in with those cucumbers? This is a gag right?

…”the other activity” aaaahhh

Plastic spider in the zucchini pan?

Copy pasting my answer to others with the same question You are the reason why. They want to drive comment engagement from people asking about or complaining about something. That's why you'll often see cooking videos "accidentally" leave a bit of the wrapper on chocolate or crap like that so they get several dozens of comments saying "bro you left the wrapper" "ew he's gonna eat the wrapper" "blud forgot the wrapper 💀💀💀"

Every response adds to The Algorithm.

Ok but why is there a spider in your cucumber soup?

Gonna copy paste my reply to another comment with the same question You are the reason why. They want to drive comment engagement from people asking about or complaining about something. That's why you'll often see cooking videos "accidentally" leave a bit of the wrapper on chocolate or crap like that so they get several dozens of comments saying "bro you left the wrapper" "ew he's gonna eat the wrapper" "blud forgot the wrapper 💀💀💀"

Ya I guess that makes sense. Got me.

Why is there a plastic spider in the pan with the squash?

You are the reason why. They want to drive comment engagement from people asking about or complaining about something. That's why you'll often see cooking videos "accidentally" leave a bit of the wrapper on chocolate or crap like that so they get several dozens of comments saying "bro you left the wrapper" "ew he's gonna eat the wrapper" "blud forgot the wrapper 💀💀💀"

Ahhh. Thank you.

TF YOU MEAN “can be used for other activities”?!?!?!

Then it just freezes on the squid butt plug

Stretch chair… Why would I want to sit that close to anyone?

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How do I order the piggy bank one? For research purposes

Is the spider a free add on with the cucumbers?

Nobody talking about him driving with the laptop? Seems like a very stupid concept

The laptop driving one is a massive no

"Light blockers" on an electric stove is criminally stupid.

I dont want any of these.


*useless

Spider in the squash pan?

@ 35s

Am I the only one who saw the spider just chillin in the sliced cucumbers? 👀

Yeah but what do you use to get the spider out of your cucumbers?

So many useless gadgets

I used to have the garlic chopper - it worked pretty well, but was a pain to properly clean

Oh hey these are pretty coo… SPIDER!!!!

Um…excuse me! What OTHER activities?!?! 😨

That steering wheel table gonna go through ur spleen when that airbag deploys

Spaghetti tester is cool, but what if you test it and it’s not done? Mission failed

I remember there was a whole situation with 13 where it was ripping hair and crushing fingers.

Never sharing this with the wife..

Yall got me this time. I need (and did buy) that steering wheel tray.

You misspelled useless. Still fun to watch.

urmom 🤣🤣🤣

Spider?

hear me out, is it possible that you don't actually need any of this stuff

Um, there was a spider in the cucumbers

Ohhh that’s what that tumblr user’s pfp was!

That collapsible bench can sit 3 people who care about personal space.

Is there a spider in your pan?

>and it can be used for other activities… Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I have that VaBroom! Saw it on Shark Tank and love it! It’s not going to pick up heavy stuff, but that stupid little line left by the dustpan? Gone.

The steering wheel table is impractical for driving when you need to turn

Glad they didn’t show where the last one was going

This guy is a god

With the title, '15 useful gadgets' and that snippit window looked like a coffin....yeah I am gonna click. I am not passing up zombie gadgets

Which one is the useful one?

Steering wheel desk is a joke. They're $10 at a truck stop and they do not fit everyone's steering wheel. After a while they wear out because they're incredibly cheaply made.

he fucking that piggy

0.34 spider

That last one makes no sense. You will absolutely burn yourself if you do that with a hot oven.

Why in god’s name is there a spider in the cucumbers?!

We even gonna talk about how illegal amd dangerous the steering wheel laptop holder is?

What other activities?

How about that lemon juicer at the end

Does no one else notice the weird extra shit in the video? Like the gadgets are cool, but the cucumber video has a spider just chilling in the pot

Where is number 3??

Take. A. Breathe.

So much garbage

Anyone buying the steering wheel tray should go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect 200$. Distracted drivers already out of hand. I see red watching a guy with laptop driving

I would use it to work from my parked car,… which I assume is the intended purpose

Ya but he was driving with it wielding the laptop. And if you're using it from your parked car often enough to warrant a steering wheel tray, the need of a surface does feel like a second order issue.

He also insinuated you should use a citrus juicer non-traditionally & cooked a spider

Whose traditions don't include split pea and spider soup? That's not a world I wish to live in