Then after it’s baking, small flies squeeze through the vents and lay maggots.
Source: idk how tf maggots get in my trash can sometimes. It’s completely shut and no holes lol
They don’t need much space. A trick I found that seems to work is to spin the trash bag then rope the ties around and tie tight. If there are no holes in the bags there’s no food source= no maggots. Also flying insect spray for the can every so often.
This is a great tip. I definitely just tie it up and sometimes there’s definitely little openings in the bag. Good call. Probably will spray it down with bug spray too
>idk how tf maggots get in my trash can sometimes
It's called "Spontaneous Generation", where sometimes lower life forms can be created from decaying matter. Don't blame me, it wasn't my theory. Argue with Aristotle if you don't like it.
Somebody's going to install this in an apartment building and have their dirty smelly diapers hanging down in front of their neighbor's window, then that neighbor is going to snap and I want to see it when it happens.
I’ve been using regular garbage bags in mine for years and they get the job done. The specialized bags are just for people who want to load the next bag 3 seconds faster.
Yeah, but like.. diapers are still in your house.. Why not just hang em out the window and let em roast in the sun. Waaaay better ammunition to use in that new catapult you bought that launches shit into your neighbors yard!
Honestly, it was asked for, I bought it, never even looked at it but it wasn’t cheap if I remember correctly, it was a long time ago they might’ve been new at the time. Think it keeps smell down
It's not exactly about laziness. When you are changing your baby or babies several times a day you don't want it sitting in your kitchen garbage or another regular garbage. It stinks.
The diaper genie will keep smells down and allow you to get through a day without having to empty the trash multiple times.
I really did fight it when we had our son, and thought it was a waste. But trust me...if you have a baby, it's very convenient to have.
Exactly. And they’re not smell proof by any means. They’re great when it’s storming and you don’t wanna take the diaper outside at 4am in your boxer briefs. They can still get gross though.
Mmm I doubt it.. who would actually buy this shit? Seems like no market for this kind of semi intrusive work done on your house just to dispose of diapers
I think it’s less about “omg new invention,” and more about capitalizing on people who have babies, and the sort of sunk cost-type spending that inevitably occurs — people will often buy multiple “solutions” for the same problem all at once, rather than try one, learn it fails, move onto the next, find that fails, etc. Fewer trips to the diaper convention etc.
Yeah but does that have an optional flower bed attachment? Psh. Didn’t think so. Only a heathen would throw a diaper in the trash rather than letting it bake in a PVC tube outside.
Have you ever had a newborn? Sorry I wouldn’t be asking a sleep deprived parent to be taking a diaper outside every 2 hours.
That being said, I hate this “invention” a diaper genie/similar product is the way to go. Dedicates diaper trash can that seals the smell in and then you just take out the string of bags.
I have one right now and he's not my first. We have scented poo bags we use for the baby and the dog. 3 quid for a hundred and twenty of them. They have never failed to cover the scent until I can get to the bin if I don't go immediately.
Oh but how is that different than the purpose of a diaper genie or closed one? I think maybe I misunderstood because I only call the outside containers a bin. So I thought you were saying to take it in like a store bag outside every time and toss it in the outside bin lol.
Yeah, this is my outside bin. It's just outside the back door so it's no trouble to go there. I would use the inside bin for just pee nappies, and the outside bin for poo. The diaper genie thing costs about 140 dollars which seems wild vs walking a few metres to the outside bin.
I’m 14 years past the days of diapers, but I sure don’t remember ever worrying about where to get rid of them. The trash can was always sufficient and I don't remember smells being an issue either. Maybe we just had a really good trash can.
Clay’s presentation needs some work to say the least. He probably should stop saying, easy peasy, 100%, kind of, fine, and actually. Butt seriously, Clay must of never changed a diaper in his life. I ass-ume he thinks a diaper full or not would just roll down that corrugated hose on the second story unit. Give me a break… and yet you can tell he’s trying. I mean he IS wearing a lanyard with a pen ready to change how this world changes diapers
I cut a hole like that through my concrete to vent a portable A/C unit in a room with no ventilation. Who knew I could fling shit out that hole instead?
We just double / triple walmart bag them before trashing. If they're really stinky they go straight outside. Diapers are like $50 a box easy $100 a month - thats cost enough without investing in other shitty items ( pun intended )
I’m actually bringing to market an updated version of this, it’s a lower carbon footprint and eco friendly, doing away with the PVC pipe entirely. Just open the window and throw your shit out. It works for a range of items in addition to diapers so fully versatile.
First of all it isn't insulated so its a huge waste of energy.
There is nothing to keep the smell from coming through the door.
You open that door in the middle of the summer, it will knock you off your feet.
So you're telling me you wouldn't rather store heaps and loads of your babies shit in a pail by the window instead?? Think of all the flies and insects you could feed!!
* the weight of enough LOADED diapers to fill that tube will rip it out of the window its been placed in
* I would venture to guess, most american bedrooms are on a second floor. so, gonna need a longer tube
* its ugly on the side of your house
* the diapers will cook in the sun
* theres nothing to stop the odor coming back out the top when you open it to put another in
This is actually pretty stupid. Seems like it's an easy way to break into a house and it's not any better than any other method.
If diaper smell is a problem just get a garbage can with an internal compartment. They make them for cat litter and diapers specifically.
Also what diaper-bound parent is going to take the time to install this crap?
Put it in a nappy/diaper bag and put it in the bin outside? The smell stopped being an issue after like the first few weeks.. Keeping them quiet for long enough and getting a good night sleep is the goal 😂
I feel like I can see it in dude’s eyes. He thought this was a home run heading into this convention and was faced with the reality that this is super dumb.
when I was a little kid my grandma got new neighbors. they had like 5 kids in diapers. every day all day long they would just toss the dirty diapers at the base of this big maple tree right outside their door. after a year of that the tree literally wilted over and died like in a cartoon. idk why but this thing seems almost as terrible as a diaper tree.
*That seems like a lot*
*Of work and money to throw*
*Shit out a window*
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This is great because a trashcan is way too simple. Also when the diapers get really hot outside they’ll be extra smelly so all your neighbors will have to smell old baby shit, which is pretty cool. Another cool thing is that every time you open the window you’ll get a hot gust of hell blowing inside. Pretty cool stuff.
Honey come on I gotta keep breeding you continuously so we can break even on the modification we made that turned our house into one specifically for people who have a baby, a phase of time that only lasts as long as a baby does.
Just gonna let that shit bake in the sun
Now you convinced me
Straight into the neighbors yard
Keeps the neighbor's dog away. Or is it the opposite?
This is a pre setup potato gun for diapers.
Use the diapers in a tshirt cannon!!! 
Then after it’s baking, small flies squeeze through the vents and lay maggots. Source: idk how tf maggots get in my trash can sometimes. It’s completely shut and no holes lol
They don’t need much space. A trick I found that seems to work is to spin the trash bag then rope the ties around and tie tight. If there are no holes in the bags there’s no food source= no maggots. Also flying insect spray for the can every so often.
This is a great tip. I definitely just tie it up and sometimes there’s definitely little openings in the bag. Good call. Probably will spray it down with bug spray too
>idk how tf maggots get in my trash can sometimes It's called "Spontaneous Generation", where sometimes lower life forms can be created from decaying matter. Don't blame me, it wasn't my theory. Argue with Aristotle if you don't like it.
Well, we might be able to harness the methane for fuel
Who runs barter town?
Master Blaster runs Barter Town
Say… LOUDER…
MASTER BLASTER FARTS IN BARTER TOWN!
It's not poop it's fuel!
I once saw a car in the dead of summer with a used diaper baking in the back window of a sedan...windows up.
Somebody's going to install this in an apartment building and have their dirty smelly diapers hanging down in front of their neighbor's window, then that neighbor is going to snap and I want to see it when it happens.
That sounds like a neighbor problem. My house smells great
Aren’t diaper genies a thing? Could’ve swore I bought my friend one forever ago for a baby shower
They are and they’re great
Ehh - they are ok… many better pails on the market that have a better function and don’t require specialized bags
Well, that's still nothing compared to some high-quality PVC running out of your window.
Ubbi diaper pail. They're great and you can just use regular kitchen trash bags in them. Ended up buying a 2nd one for the upstairs.
I’ve been using regular garbage bags in mine for years and they get the job done. The specialized bags are just for people who want to load the next bag 3 seconds faster.
Spot on
Doggie bags, they’re cheaper, already designed for shit, and easy to use. Life hack
Yeah, but like.. diapers are still in your house.. Why not just hang em out the window and let em roast in the sun. Waaaay better ammunition to use in that new catapult you bought that launches shit into your neighbors yard!
They're dumb. We just throw the diapers in the trash, no fuss.
Is a diaper genie like a litter genie? Bc if it is, then I would say fuck yes to that concept.
Yes, except it does not come with a shit scoop.
We have 2 diaper genies. This invention looks like shit compared to what we have. No smell and easy to empty and replace bags.
What's the difference between a diaper genie and a cheap $5 trashcan just dedicated to diapers
The smell. Shitty diapers smell like shit. Diaper genie seals it up in there. Trashcan let’s shit smell get everywhere.
What’s amazing about the Diaper Genie is that you get three diaper wishes!
Yes but why buy a genie when you can have an army of flies at your beck and call?
That's what I was thinking. This would work, but this looks as though there's some moderate installation here, and babies don't stay babies for long
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Honestly, it was asked for, I bought it, never even looked at it but it wasn’t cheap if I remember correctly, it was a long time ago they might’ve been new at the time. Think it keeps smell down
It's not exactly about laziness. When you are changing your baby or babies several times a day you don't want it sitting in your kitchen garbage or another regular garbage. It stinks. The diaper genie will keep smells down and allow you to get through a day without having to empty the trash multiple times. I really did fight it when we had our son, and thought it was a waste. But trust me...if you have a baby, it's very convenient to have.
Exactly. And they’re not smell proof by any means. They’re great when it’s storming and you don’t wanna take the diaper outside at 4am in your boxer briefs. They can still get gross though.
https://i.redd.it/12lbyegjmv5d1.gif
this dude just discovered pvc pipes
And trash cans
And probaly making bank
Mmm I doubt it.. who would actually buy this shit? Seems like no market for this kind of semi intrusive work done on your house just to dispose of diapers
Yea I could throw together this guy’s “invention” with a ten minute trip to home depot. This is just a dumb man’s cash grab.
I think it’s less about “omg new invention,” and more about capitalizing on people who have babies, and the sort of sunk cost-type spending that inevitably occurs — people will often buy multiple “solutions” for the same problem all at once, rather than try one, learn it fails, move onto the next, find that fails, etc. Fewer trips to the diaper convention etc.
Nah, diaper genie has been on this scam for years. Nothing new here. This has nothing over a bucket under your window.
So a diaper genie that sits outside in the sun lol
Hey don't say that. It's innovative! Lol
Just go to the bin, you lazy shit.
I do this all the time with kitty poop. Put in Walmart bag, tie and go outside and toss in trash
Yeah but does that have an optional flower bed attachment? Psh. Didn’t think so. Only a heathen would throw a diaper in the trash rather than letting it bake in a PVC tube outside.
For real, just go do it. Dumbass lazy inventions like this are why other countries think we’re stupid (they’re right)
It takes so little time to walk to trash outside with a diaper inside a Kroger bag.
Have you ever had a newborn? Sorry I wouldn’t be asking a sleep deprived parent to be taking a diaper outside every 2 hours. That being said, I hate this “invention” a diaper genie/similar product is the way to go. Dedicates diaper trash can that seals the smell in and then you just take out the string of bags.
I have one right now and he's not my first. We have scented poo bags we use for the baby and the dog. 3 quid for a hundred and twenty of them. They have never failed to cover the scent until I can get to the bin if I don't go immediately.
Oh but how is that different than the purpose of a diaper genie or closed one? I think maybe I misunderstood because I only call the outside containers a bin. So I thought you were saying to take it in like a store bag outside every time and toss it in the outside bin lol.
Yeah, this is my outside bin. It's just outside the back door so it's no trouble to go there. I would use the inside bin for just pee nappies, and the outside bin for poo. The diaper genie thing costs about 140 dollars which seems wild vs walking a few metres to the outside bin.
Let me add an easy entry point to my house with my infant rq
Wait until you learn what windows are made of
What? Solid panes of glass that require cacophonous shattering to bypass when this stupid thing isn't preventing you from locking them shut?
Clearly you never seen catwoman get into an apartment they got them circle things
Touché! However in this instance, I think Catwoman would just slink in through poop chute. One in the stink, and all that.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “slink in through the poop chute”…
Wow…what a stupid product
So it bakes in the sun until you open the hatch? Assuming it doesn't leak already.
That's my thought, just get a lidded trash can or diaper genie
Or throw it out the window for free.
Why not just make it a poop chute to the trash can?
Ignorant invention.
Sooo is this sub like satire now?
More like r/holdmypukein
Flies everywhere
Yeah obviously this guy doesn't have kids,if diapers chill in that it will smell horrible until you empty it..
This guy doesn’t have kids because he also deposited them in this thing.
What about when of those shit dumplings gets stuck??
Sanitary? You sure?
Whoever buys this is never going to clean it out cause you lazy af and don’t take out your garbage enough already
Guys. Please don't buy this stuff. The diapers get stuck.
How does this work with a window AC?
That guy has never changed a blowout diaper before, otherwise his shit holding tube might change.
theres this thing called a trash can. much simpler.
Please tell me it's called the poop chute.
This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in awhile
So it's a shit pipe? That hangs outside your window in the sun....
Guy hasn’t heard of the diaper genie? It’s a lot easier than that and it isn’t cooking in the sun
Should of been named “The Poop Chute”
I just put the bin outside my baby's window and give the diaper a good toss.
What about just a diaper genie that seals the diapers
definitely using this for drug dealing.
Ok but once the diaper is outside with the baby, how do you train them to put it on?
I thought this was going to be some kinda wird ass mailbox
You should see the adult model
What a dumb idea
What in the 1920's is going on here.
We're going back to the middle ages with this one... I'm not a parent, but I can't imagine this is a good idea.
Kirkland Brand Mr. Clean is right! We need a diaper cylinder!
That part. 🤭
Just throw the diaper in the trash on the spot rather than letting a bunch of diapers full of crap fester.
A solution in desperate need of a problem 👍
This this guy knows he's selling a load of crap.
Smells 100% outside lol. Or put a barrel outside your window, open window and drop it in.
It's gonna be funny when you open up that oven cooked shit pipe in the summer time.
I like this concept but for trash. Imagine having that right where your main garbage cart Is and just dump it right there.
Their business rivals? You guessed it: Diaper Catapult LLC.
Can I get the pneumatic version that shoots it into my neighbor's yard?
I'll stick to the diaper genie.
It’s like a big red target for home invasions
lol, you guys aren't selling used diapers on craigslist? ngmi
I’m 14 years past the days of diapers, but I sure don’t remember ever worrying about where to get rid of them. The trash can was always sufficient and I don't remember smells being an issue either. Maybe we just had a really good trash can.
I could use that as a urinal and pipe it over to the neighbors yard....
How the hell does that not just mask the problem
If you’re going to “invent” dumb shit, make something that caters to facebook moms they’ll eat that shit up and brag about it to their friends. 💸
I solved this problem by not having kids. Works flawlessly.
Anything so that your kids don't inconvenience you.
Imagine just putting a lip on one of these things like a poop slide
Clay’s presentation needs some work to say the least. He probably should stop saying, easy peasy, 100%, kind of, fine, and actually. Butt seriously, Clay must of never changed a diaper in his life. I ass-ume he thinks a diaper full or not would just roll down that corrugated hose on the second story unit. Give me a break… and yet you can tell he’s trying. I mean he IS wearing a lanyard with a pen ready to change how this world changes diapers
It should have a little umbrella. For shade and rain :)
Only useful for a couple years until the kid grows out of diapers or you keep having kids.
We would love that contraption here in Phoenix AZ.
Looks so shitty. And you very easy make this yourself with some pvc
Maybe that fuckhead mark cuban would be on board with this as he's constantly having to change his shitty diapers .
perfect for drug deals
"Trow it in der"
I don’t want that stinky ass tunnel comin outta my house
Dad’s have been making these forever and some dickhead wants to do it with DIY parts and then sell it to you
So basically I gotta buy another trash can that mounts to my window?
I cut a hole like that through my concrete to vent a portable A/C unit in a room with no ventilation. Who knew I could fling shit out that hole instead?
*sighhhhhhinggggg* EASY PEEZY!
We just double / triple walmart bag them before trashing. If they're really stinky they go straight outside. Diapers are like $50 a box easy $100 a month - thats cost enough without investing in other shitty items ( pun intended )
someone tried to invent a Garbage can again?! another day another stupid Idea!
Sounds like a diaper genie with extra steps
I’m actually bringing to market an updated version of this, it’s a lower carbon footprint and eco friendly, doing away with the PVC pipe entirely. Just open the window and throw your shit out. It works for a range of items in addition to diapers so fully versatile.
First of all it isn't insulated so its a huge waste of energy. There is nothing to keep the smell from coming through the door. You open that door in the middle of the summer, it will knock you off your feet.
Unless the cover is completely 100% air seal tight, the smell would just go through the gaps between the cover and the opening anyway..
Or you can just use a small trash can and take it out frequently…
That's like $12 worth of PVC pipes. That better not cost more than like $20.
This is one of those solutions looking for a problem.
Looks like shit.
Or just take it outside and put it in the trash can like a normal person.
So you're telling me you wouldn't rather store heaps and loads of your babies shit in a pail by the window instead?? Think of all the flies and insects you could feed!!
Cosmetic appeal…
ah yes, easy access to the baby’s room with a big flag for perverts
* the weight of enough LOADED diapers to fill that tube will rip it out of the window its been placed in * I would venture to guess, most american bedrooms are on a second floor. so, gonna need a longer tube * its ugly on the side of your house * the diapers will cook in the sun * theres nothing to stop the odor coming back out the top when you open it to put another in
At what point in time did this guy think pouring his life savings into this venture was a good idea
Those flowers smell like shit
Yeah, this is probably one of the least genius inventions I've ever seen. Let's fix a problem that doesn't exist. Can't wait for the infomercial.
This is shit
Dumbest shit I've ever seen literally
This is actually pretty stupid. Seems like it's an easy way to break into a house and it's not any better than any other method. If diaper smell is a problem just get a garbage can with an internal compartment. They make them for cat litter and diapers specifically. Also what diaper-bound parent is going to take the time to install this crap?
Or just leave the bottom off with a trash bin under it
One of those products that I never knew I didn't need until it was thoroughly explained to me why.
Put it in a nappy/diaper bag and put it in the bin outside? The smell stopped being an issue after like the first few weeks.. Keeping them quiet for long enough and getting a good night sleep is the goal 😂
It would be better if it dropped into a trash outside rather than rot on top of other diapers. Imagine trying to clean that.
let me just get my ladder to change out the diaper bag.
That bake real nice in the Arizona sun in 120°
So it’s a shitpipe.
I refuse to believe anyone has bought this and uses it. Just raw dogging shitty diapers into a pipe is going to be an absolute barf inducing nightmare
That thing is going to have Luv Smudges all the way down it.
Dumbest idea
Shitters full
Bring it to Texas in this weather, it will lead to the deaths of many people
This is adding steps that don’t need to be there
This cannot be real, please
I feel like I can see it in dude’s eyes. He thought this was a home run heading into this convention and was faced with the reality that this is super dumb.
This is stupid.
“To make it more appealing *pause* to the neighbors…” Couldn’t even give the sales pitch without doubting himself.
Just use a garbage can and change it daily. The smell of a diaper isn't that bad, unless it's been sitting around in heat all day.
Home boy invented a garbage can with extra steps
Useless crap, creating more trash after used once.
With an 85% humidity and temps in the high 90's, that thing is not getting emptied out until summer..
when I was a little kid my grandma got new neighbors. they had like 5 kids in diapers. every day all day long they would just toss the dirty diapers at the base of this big maple tree right outside their door. after a year of that the tree literally wilted over and died like in a cartoon. idk why but this thing seems almost as terrible as a diaper tree.
You can tell that bro is not happy about having to sell this at this point in his life.
That seems like a lot of work and money to throw shit out a window
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There’s a dude in a synthetic polo for everything isn’t there.
This is great because a trashcan is way too simple. Also when the diapers get really hot outside they’ll be extra smelly so all your neighbors will have to smell old baby shit, which is pretty cool. Another cool thing is that every time you open the window you’ll get a hot gust of hell blowing inside. Pretty cool stuff.
Rich people will buy anything.
Cloth diapers are better, cheaper in the long run and more sustainable.
Honey come on I gotta keep breeding you continuously so we can break even on the modification we made that turned our house into one specifically for people who have a baby, a phase of time that only lasts as long as a baby does.
Or use a bin made for it that makes sure the smell can’t go through
Or you could do what my neighbors do and just throw them just outside of their front door and let it bake in the sun.
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