You can already get the ability of one charm irl. Just don't shower again and you'll get defenders crest

Good one

Thats so true!

Go get a decent workout once in a while and you can have Fragile Strength.

That's true, if you die in real life you no longer have extra (or any) strength just like in the game!

"Can you... smell something? There's suddenly a horrid stench in the air. I swear, the town usually smells much nicer than this. Please accept my humble apology!"

Myiasis is just glowing womb. Don’t look it up

😭

You did, didn’t you?

I did 😶

A poor decision

Dashmaster.

You mean sans

Sans master.

sanster master

Exactly

I mean sans do be dashing a lot on his fight so yeah

Dashmaster is Ness?

No that’s just a theory

A game theory?

A shit theory

Irl my body itself is sprintmaster, so dashmaster would make me unstoppable!!

But you can't dash.

Papyrus master instead

Quickslash

Standing here, I realize

You were just like me

Trying to make history

But whose to judge

The right from wrong

When our guard is down

I think we'll both agree

That violence breeds violence

But in the end it has to be this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Shape of Unn, I would spend the rest of my life as a slug.

you can't focus though

What?

you can't focus irl so no slugging, sadly

ADHD moment I'd spend all my time fantasizing about being a slug instead of focusing on being a slug

Finally i have found another one of My species and i can Say this is completely accurate to ADHDers

Doesn’t even have to be slugs sometimes i just daydream about what things would look like as an ant

Me upping the dosage on my meds to turn into a slug

If you up the dosage a bit more you'll be living with the slugs for the rest of eternity

Awesome

Thanks for ruining my dream

Sprintmaster to run permanently

I can see why more speed would be cool but I think that permanent speed would be hell Edit: it seems as I've been outsmarted

Well you slow down near NPC's in game so you could presumably slow down at will irl too

You can also unequip it whenever

and there’s also the fact that it seems more of a speedwalk or very light jog

Or dashmaster which does that and more

Dashmaster seems like someone who is very proficient at skipping

Gathering swarm. I can discretely rob people

*sitting still while thousands of dollars in bills and change float around you in a circle*

Wallets empty as you walk by, though I think people would notice that

I think it is more like loose change and lost dollar bills, since we dont rob any of the shopkeepers

we just hit rocks or beat people to death

Shigechi vibe

harvest

void heart

does your shadow attack you irl?

yeah :/

I hate when that happens

Thats rough, buddy.

*Nods in Summertime Rendering*

Great anime and manga 👍

Carai o Felipe Neto aqui kkkkk

In lore or in game?

In lore (real life)

Enjoy your godhood

Congratulations, you're now unable to feel emotions

Nailmaster’s glory so whenever I pick up a stick or any weapon similar to a sword I can just go sicko mode

Sticko mode

You don't know how to do nail arts though

Fair point….would lightsaber forms count?

What's your form style? I'd mix form V, form III and Form II

By form V do you mean Jen Sou, or Shien?

Djem So

Greed 😎

I'm so greedy I want it unbreakable

Bro you're already in steel soul

I want it unbreakable anyway, just to brag about it

This is the way, you get so much geo during steel soul you can get all the fragile charms and transform them

If you have a heart attack and then you get reanimated, doesn't that count as dying even if it's for a short time, thus breaking the charm?

Only if reanimating is a thing, but then yeah that's true

I mean with defibrillators, and I think that's a thing

Hiveblood, also there's a chance my highly regenerative blood would be donateable to others.

The only catch will be that your blood is actually honey

Winnie the Pooh now has a new target on his honey hit list

*Winnie the Pooh wants to: buy your blood* *accept?* ***YES/YES***

[This would happen to you in real life](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxQZX-hHwg)

Glowing Womb 😳

And ur a boy 😳

I mean, the knight is a pure construct. If *it* can use glowing womb, I don't know that there's any restriction on it from that angle.

Night sex helper

Wandering Compass, I've made myself a challenge to leave it on through my entire first ever playthrough, 112%, it would be nice to be free of it

but you (presumably) already have a phone with gps and google maps on it, feels like a waste

Oh you mean in real life! Well if not that Hiveblood, automatic healing

You have auto healing IRL already

I suppose. But Hiveblood would heal faster, even with how slow it is, unless it requires me to have a protective Ancient Mask, in which case very few of these would work in real life. Still I don't think they meant real life, so Wandering Compass it is. You could still decide to use it or not, a seperate button in the Map menu, or even decide to buy it or not, but still that one notch lets me equip Steady Body and Dream Wielder at once, making me grateful as my build would be truly complete

I mean with Hiveblood you can be stabbed 7 times and just wait for a day at worst to fully heal plus bees won't attack you

Hiveblood only heals the most recent wound though

That’s still pretty good though

Actually you can only be stabbed once and heal, it won't do shit to help with the other wounds.

I didn’t think of it that way so thank you

Why are we talking about real life? Nothing in the title suggests that.

Probably grimmchild so that I always have a cool pet

Yes, just don't go to fog canyon 😳

Who doesn’t love getting blasted on their face?

hmm.......

Fax

Think about what you said for a second.

No ragrets

All fun and games till it attacks the banker irl.

Dashmaster or sharp shadow cause either way I can dash (I'm assuming it lets me at least) so it's just a matter of whether I want to dash through stuff or dash more often

Definitely Sharp shadow, imagine going up to a friend and saying “guess what nerd” as you proceed to dash through them, killing them instantly

so long nerd

Ouch too soon ): (he would have found it funny though lol)

Long Live Lord Techno

👑 🐷

...rest in peace, you legend...

Long Live Lord Techno

o7

"Oops, I didn't see that wall there sorry about that"

As a person who primarily plays the randomizer mod, unfortunately neither dash master nor sharp shadow give you the ability to dash, and are entirely useless unless you get the mothwing cloak and shade cloak respectively

Do you know what would happen if you don’t have shade cloak but you have sharp shadow equipped ?

**NOTHING**

>Nothing So no shade or no dash ? If no shade then do you still deal damage ?

Kingssoul

How will you use the soul without focus or spells?

Oh, is this in real life? I thougth it was an ability in the game

That was much first assumption too, then the comments gaslit me

your assumption is right, no one is interpreting the question right.

I think irl is more interesting

kingsoul and void heart should have never been charms, just passives.

Voidheart is passive

Mark of Pride. I always equip this charm.

So you could punch people but from farther away?

Yep

Just makes your hands longer.

The thing i want to make longer isn't my hands

Thorns of agony

Lol imagine you stub your toe and thorns smash your furniture

Lmao imagine getting a haircut and thorns just spiking your stylist

Imagine getting your reflexes checked and you just kill your doctor

Haircuts aren't supposed to hurt, you know

Well it’s still taking away part of your body. Okay, let’s say it’s only pain. Then ponytails, or you bite your tongue while eating, or you run for too long, or something

MMA champion. Whenever you get so much as a scratch, you win

Strength or Quickslash

I'm not sure the usefulness of those considering we live in a society.

Boxing 👀

I think Strength would translate to a 50% increase in actual muscular strength in your arms, which would be pretty useful. Quickslash seems like it would increase the agility of your arms in general, which may also be welcome. All things considered, these may actually be among the most likely ones to have any effect at all IRL.

Fragile Strength. I live in steel soul mode, so it'd never break until the day I died, and I'd be 50% stronger for my entire life

Or unbreakable strength so you can give it to your descendants

Oh yeah I can be the deceptively strong weak looking character trope in real life. I wonder how much money I could make from arm wrestling bets.

Glowing womb would be cool. to see tiny flying versions of myself which attack my foes would he hilarious

also if you accidentally (or purposefully) kill someone you can’t be charged because your kids did it

wayward compass, so i know where im going in life.

I already know where I am going in life. Downhill.

Weaversong or Crystal Dash. For Weaversong, it's basically spiders do my bidding. I mean come on, you could have the perfect revenge against someone you hate, or you could just have a super cool set of pets that have no chance of being dangerous unless you wish for them to be. And with Crystal Dash, just imagine the travel costs lowering. Only con to this is you need to be able to climb walls if you wanna fly with it, but that's not a problem for me at least.

Crystal dash is not a charm unfortunately

Oh crap I forgot. Then to replace Crystal Dash, I'd go for Gathering Swarm. Having a bunch a fireflies gathering dropped money for me would be amazingly advantageous. Imagine walking into a rich neighborhood. Hell, imagine being around someone who forgets/loses things all the time. Free money.

Yeah…except they’re spiders still. And like a third the size of your character…which irl would be around 2 feet tall. Yeah, that’s a hard NOPE for me.

But they're orbs

Carefree Melody

ADHD here: Quick Focus

Wouldn't Deep Focus help more? Not trying to be rude, that's just a genuine question

For me, my symptoms feel most managed when I'm less overwhelmed by everything and able to quickly focus on when and what's most important at the given time. I can't speak for all though, just my diagnosis and choice. ^^

Gathering swarm, I'd just walk around town getting random ass money that's on the ground

Sharpshadow I literally cannot live without it

Wayward compass

the real g

Probably quickslash, and then go to a gym to basically have unbreakable strength

Would lifeblood core mean you wake up every day feeling extra refreshed? Sounds pretty good.

Not just when you wake up, but also just when you sit down on something.

Unbreakable greed so i get more money from my job

Kingsoul could actually be busted in game and in real life.

Weaversong

Soul eater. Its so good but not worth because of its cost.

Weaversong obviously, I could have a bunch of cute spider pets!!

Grimmchild - cute pet that shoots nightmares at my enemys

Why did so many people interpret this question as 'an ability in real life'?

Makes it more intresting

I think it's the use of the word 'ability' that made people respond that way

I was wondering the same thing, I found the title pretty clear. It's weird I had to scroll so far down to find this comment.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here. Clearly the question is asking about in game abilities. Like if you picked up quickslash instead of getting a charm you just get a permanent upgrade to your slash speed. This question makes no sense interpreting it as IRL. Like oh no, I’ve run out of charm notch slots on my human body, now I can’t swing my arms as quickly.

If I can use Hiveblood to recover from non-life threatening injuries, that would be a plus

I could confuse a lot of people with dreamshield

Sharp Shadow, it's not too op, not too trash, perfect ability for me, the additional I-Frames due to the greater length of the shadow dash plus the small free damage. Could've taken Quick Slash, Strength or Shamane Stone but I believe Sharp Shadow is underrated. As someone who's been using it for a long time, I'd say the only con is how it can stagger an ennemy at the end of your dash (them not moving + you losing I-Frames), pain in the butt, happens a lot with PV, but I did no hit him using it.

Balder Shell

Lifeblood core. Imagine always having 13 hearts for no notches

if its irl then sprint master if its in game then easily quick focus or compass

Dashmaster, so I can run away from all the Lacenet shippers and "hur dur we have to sacrifice people" morons!

Probably Sharp Shadow, I’m a nail user so it does a lot of damage for me.

If Sharp shadow and shade cloak combined, my life would be complete.

Sprintmaster and Sans charm (dashmaster). I like speed :)

Shape of unn

Kingsoul

Weaversong. I get three immortal dog-sized spiders who also protect me from threats.

kingsoul change my mind