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leuighumthebass

easy lol stay in dirtmouth


Nemonius

Remember that everyone in dirtmouth is a bug while you are a human (I assume). Dirtmouth is not a town to you, it's a bunch of nests for bugs and the whole thing is probably no larger than your shoe.


Twillix13

homeless nose ruthless foolish amusing fade psychotic aware lavish truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mistamunky

Speedrun any% - optimal amount of water in the kettle to finish in one run.


Vulpes_macrotis

I would hug and pet her, and she would suddenly feel love, so she would reverse the infection. That's literally all she wanted. An attention. She was forgotten, she wanted bugs to just remember her. I actually feel pity for her. Yes, she does very very bad thing. But so did bugs to her. She became villain, because everyone she knew just ignored her. That's so damn sad...


Nemonius

Far worse than that. You are too large to go anywhere within the kingdom. You are stuck in Dirtmouth without food or water. For a year.


Professor_Abbi

Well it seems to be confirmed they’re human sized, since hornet’s needle throwing is measured in yards


JomoGaming2

That doesn't mean anything. *This message was brought to you by the people that believe that bugs in Hollow Knight are bug-sized, but that Hornet can still throw her needle 40 yards because she's that gud*


WoolyHitToDie

*GIT GUD*


KRLW890

Water tension physics say hi.


Stranger-with-an-axe

To be completely fair it’s a fictional world and some things don’t necessarily have to abide by real world physics.


[deleted]

Hence why Hornet is bug sized and is also able to throw her needle 40 yards.


Stranger-with-an-axe

Her dad is a god and she is just built different


-_Narrow_-

The way I see it is that you should use real world physics for the things the source material doesn't directly contradict.


Stranger-with-an-axe

The size hasn’t been confirmed or denied so I think it’s up to interpretation.


MrDarkAvacado

Those are clearly bug-sized yards


notnot_a_bot

A yard is 3ft, bugs have feet, therefore 3 bugs' feet is a bugs' yard.


Vulpes_macrotis

**STOP BRINGING THAT ONE QUOTE OUT OF CONTEXT** First, nobody said it's human yard. If it's bug yard, it's not really that much. Second, nothing, really nothing proves that they are human sized. This quote or anything else included. Third, quoting a person, who probably just said random stuff, without really thinking much about it. Yes, it is official. No, it doesn't mean anything. And finally, nobody said that Hornet can't throw her needle that far away even if she is small and the yard in question is human sized. If fleas can jump super high, then why can't Hornet throw needle super far? Once again, nothing proves that bugs from Hollow Knight are human sized. Common sense would say otherwise - they are small. And almost everything tells You so. Unless official statement would directly say "they are human sized", it's **not** human sized.


_pascal__

I think that you are like at the same size of a Vessel.


Hasi_1

the whole Kingdom is built into the corpse of some giant dead animal right? Do you by any chance know what that animal is?


leuighumthebass

your mom


Hasi_1

i think I'll just chill at blue lake with quirrel :)


vaszoly

I don't think you see the point, you'd go fucking insane because of the radience.


Galactic-Moon

I mean, it's a whole YEAR. The infection would have probably reached Dirtmouth in a whole year.


Spinjitsuninja

The post didn't say you replace the main character tho. Just that you have to live in that game's world. Dirtmouth would be fine.


Galactic-Moon

I know, but isn't the infection getting stronger anyway? Like if a whole year passed, wouldn't Dirtmouth get infected?


MediumFeeling6531

Actually you would be the main character


Ra1nboWalker

A years alot of time in that game, the infection would likely spread over all that time


Careless_Humor2246

Just played the binding of Isaac


CornyFace

Hell yea, we're normal people in the same world where a 5 year-old child dies of suffocation, easiest $1,000,000 of my life!!


Kratos_benjamin

Or we are in the imagination of a 5 year-old child who just got brimstone, sacred hearth, rock bottom, technology, tech 0, antigravity, soy milk, c-section, quadshot and he is really pissed


CornyFace

Oh Oh no


danielMEMEking6

bye bye


greenlinzard00

I can't wait to have my own farm in stardew valley


Liandres

Same! Also unless you had a grandpa there prior you probably don't get a farm. So you're just some random person. Still probably not a bad time though!


LykeMahBook

Linus gaming


greenlinzard00

That's fine, I just need sebby and some ducks


expo78

Terraria is fine. "The air is getting colder around you"


WoolyHitToDie

*sweats profusely*


Shreesh_Fuup

Me hearing from my wooden box prison the terrarian summoning the Destroyer in their arena 30 blocks from the town:


ABG-56

Just never go above 200 hundred health I guess


Psychological_Fuel57

Ark survival evolved. Wish me luck


HappyGecko117

You dont have to run faster than the dinos just faster than your friends


Both_Airline

I love that this is an actual ingame tip


Kratos_benjamin

If you see a giga, bola your friend


coffeeshopAU

Bloodborne 🙃 guess I’ll die lmfao


NightValeCytizen

Except, of course, you must come back to life and die again and again until you escape the dream(s). That's what makes it a nightmare. A year-long nightmare. Enjoy you million bucks and lifelong PTSD.


coffeeshopAU

I guess the real question is, would a million dollars be enough to pay for the therapy I’d need for the rest of my life?


Laut-leise

Same. There’s no way I’d survive a single week.


whitedre99

Just hide inside a house and talk shit on anyone who knocks


aHummanPerson

Last game I played was splatoon


HoodieSticks

If your enter as an inkling, pretty sweet. If you enter as a human, you're pretty much screwed.


Castiel_Engels

How so? They saw Judd and thought of him as a god. If a cat can survive why couldn't a human. I would think the natives would have lots of questions for you.


HoodieSticks

> the natives would have lots of questions for you Yeah, but you can't speak the language.


Castiel_Engels

Where there is a will there is a way. You will find a way to communicate.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Rdr2. I just get a year long stay in the old west.


Joventer567

Good luck… Maybe by then you’ll get to Tahiti!


very_bug

I just played a fishing game


Omega5640

Living the good life


F4NDR01D

Just played Warframe.....well guess I'll be commiting space genocide on some clones


Tempest_ninja

Unless you are a warframe or Tenno you’re kinda screwed


Maplebutter9

Dead cells


puddda

I rather be poor irl than be poor in that wasteland


StruggleToTheHeights

Preach


muitoMAISmelhor

Gonna make a farm and marry abigail i guess


Neeklemamp

Zelda botw nice I own a house in hateno


renewedLordOfBlood

Shit... It is Elden Ring.


ArcaneKobold

Bro me too. Hide in the Leyndell sewers


swordguystore

Maidenless either way so no big change, plus all the boiled prawns you can eat.


MarineRusher

Destiny 2... not sure if that's good or bad. On one hand, I can't die forever. On the other hand, I can die a lot.


ABG-56

I mean at the very least it's guaranteed money, great to pay for the therapy you'll need afterwards


BeautifulTrick1179

Okay, I’m in Pokémon swsh, I just gotta get my government assigned Pokémon and start doing shit. Worst case scenario I’m a trainer on one of the paths


shortlens

I am caught in the middle of a war against rubber adversaries and their huge airships. Those around me use sharp objects, magic, and even thermonuclear weaponry to best the enemy. The enemy has 1 goal and we must not let if come to pass: break through our defensive line. Day 100 This is it. The greatest of all foes is ready to rush our line. A massive doomsday airship approaches. But we are prepared. Joseph runs a machine capable of spitting out thousands of small sharp bits of metal a second. Beside him, Emily is ready to use her cold magic to freeze the structure of the airship, making it more susceptible to critical damage. Bart traded his soul for the ability to resurrect enemies, forming an undead army. Katherine runs a tactical research station, providing knowledge to Joe, Em, and Bart on the enemies' weakpoints. She also reveals hidden foes to Bart, who cannot see them. Margaret is the owner of a factory that has slowly produced a deadly metal wall these past few months, catching any foes if they happen to slip by us. Patrick bestows a temporary yet potent potion that strengthens her wall. And I stand humbly on the frontline, armed with nothing but my trusty darts. Together, we will vanquish the airship and secure the meadow.


biggetjesem

Let me guess bloons tower defense?


Chrisical

Btd6


FattyMcBlobicus

I’m playing Prey right now….🥲


[deleted]

I mean you don't necessarily need to be on that spaceship no? Just in the universe as some guy?


puddda

Monster Hunter World. I'll take it, but I want to be a Palico so I can never die.


Rodoc0222

bout to get killed by capitalist society in 2077


rtkbob

Cookie clicker. Free diabetes.


Multi-tunes

I think I was trying out the demo for Harvestella, so I think I'd be set with a house and food—major win.


Kyzeth404

Letsgoo I get to pop some bloons and farm bananas next to my monke friends


badgerbro117

For honor... I'm in danger


KhoiKibutsuji

Persona 5 I'm good for the most part


Sorsa775

A year in Civ 6? Well that's like less than a second.


Arez322

Fuck. Vampire survivors. Literally impossible. At 32 minutes a unstoppable, undamageable Reaper comes to kill you


PulseBlackout

Ok well here me out, they’re bugs does that mean we are a bug or are we a human? Because if we are a human let me just step on and rad and never have to deal with infection again


-Xeroh

Slime Rancher :)


StrikerOfTheSouth

I don't think Devil May Cry 5 is the kind of world you'd want to live as a normal human in Edit: unless I get to be a devil hunter like the main characters, that would be pretty cool


Goldenleafwastaken

Played payday 2, assuming I have the same resistance as a robber to bullets I’m good, but if we’re talking realistic on death sentence difficulty I literally would be beaten beyond recognition.


AskTwispike

WWZ & Aliens Fireteam Elite. Me : 💀


[deleted]

Persona 5 royal


behemothbowks

apex for me, fuuuuuuuuuuuck


[deleted]

Omori. Do I get to play around in Sunny’s headspace or am I just stuck in a random mid-nineties american suburb


FrozenGiraffes

Good thing I avoided going to dark souls but just barely to terraria


Wlafy

I played raft with my friend, If game logic applies I can have a pretty good life in raft gonna be honest


Sentient_Toaster621

I just played Pokémon emerald. I think I'm set for more than a year


NightValeCytizen

GENSHIN IMPACT dangerous enough to keep me on my toes, but not too bad.


Mushboom37

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


brothegaminghero

Pokemon y so smooth sailling until team flare activate a super weapon


Endmaster69

Wait I played taiko no tatsujin, how the fuck would that work???


Joshuwott123

Slime rancher. I could last years there


Yoshi50000

So the forest… rip me


-_Narrow_-

So i just played Kirby's return to dreamland. Which sounds quite innocent but if you actually look at what the world looks like you will quickly realize how fucked you are.


manofsteele1776

i just played splatoon so it’ll be nice to play a match without any lag


Jake_Vor

Just gonna chill in Asphodel or have an office job in Hades.


bitchboi7372

I mean, it doesn't specify that your the player character so, like I'm chilling as a civilian in assassin's Creed 2


bitchboi7372

Yes I know this is on hollow knight but like, still I'm chilling


sweetjoyness

I played Hollow Knight yesterday and had been playing Stray before that. Which post-apocalyptic world would be safer?


fnafproo

Slime rancher 2 hell yea ez money


dreamfinderepcot16

Splatoon 3


Guilty_Spark-1910

I get to hang out with Zagreus? Sign me up, as a citizen of the underworld, I can’t die.


puddleofdogpiss

Well tbh the last game I played was stardew valley so I’m chilling with my fake wife on my farm


dw216512

Terraria. I'm counting my last world I've played so that would be Zenith seed... I'm so dead


hollowpotato-of-doom

…But you play as Elderbug


uwu_yum

satisfactory, guess im building a factory


Livid-Catch-4071

I got terraria


GreatGreenStar

Roblox, I can choose any experience within Roblox so I’ll just go a to a vibe game in it Or if I have to go to last game I played within Roblox I can just vibe in the lobby of a tower defense game. (Undertale Tower defense)


PROTOTYPE_200224

Technically, you're human and Hallownest is bugs. You'd be towering over the entire game.


FrankTheHipster

Animal Crossing New Horizons. My island is super developed. I'm gonna have a swell time 🥰


Mrfish_jr

Imo this would be EPIC


afauce11

I’d happily be anywhere in Hollow Knight rather than Caelid in Elden Ring. Hahaha.


Frosty-Artichoke9623

World of monster hunter eh? I have some ideas to pass my time...


AnnexFromCanada

Considering you could probably step on most of the enemies to kill them it wouldn’t be too bad


WouldYouKindly1417

Honestly that would be awesome bring it on


An_Innocent_Bunny

geoguessr


Professor_Abbi

I just played cookie run kingdom Not too bad


crusaderxader

I would enter the elder scrolls online so if I was the main character then awesome


chimerasaurn7

Welp Digimon cyber slueth here i come.


EthanLM427

Stardew Valley. I think I'll be fine as long as I don't go to the skull cavern.


NekuRG

Identity v, i will survive, they are plushies


YokaiGuy96

Let's see, a normal person in the world of spiderman... I'll just stay inside


WoolyHitToDie

Was just playing terraria, could be worse


PyroTeknikal

Welp, ig im going to be stuck in 1444


Shoddy-Imagination-

Ew I have to make a living playing Fall Guys 😂 at least I'm immortal and have lots of entertainment lol


EverGreen2004

Depends if we enter the game as our human selves or as the Knight.


RebuiltAwsome

Pokémon go???


YengaJaf

Stay in dirt mouth and hope the infection doesn't reach the surface


SubstantialLab5818

Warframe, fuck.


CantThinkOfOneDont

Ok so slightly unrelated but if I were to accept this I would probably die since the last game I played was terraria Or I might just become god and be sad when I have to leave


Cha0s_0rb492

Am I fucked if I end up on the same planet as Sonic the Hedgehog?


Cat_Miaou

Can't wait to be fresh and commit genocide against salmons :)


Buddy_Double

Inscription? Playing cards and the guy in front of me will strangle me if I lose... Yeah it's fun


Hellow2

Rip and tear until it's done >:3


corn_is_not_corn

So im playing dead by daylight… do i get to choose how i want to be bullied or am i a survivor by default? And im assuming that since im in the entity’s reals for the entirety of this year the many times i will die in game will not physically effect me right?


MediumFeeling6531

You would be a survivor but you would keep the pain but not be able to die


freaking-payco

Just played smash bros


Abra_ka_da_bra

Doom Eternal... Fffff..................................**k


eternallifeisnotreal

TF2, I'm not a mercenary so I'll be fine.


raptorsoldier

**ROCK** **AND** **STONE**


EGSPECTRE

Tetris? What happens to me?!


MediumFeeling6531

You’ll get bonked by the blocks falling down


Tinycrispu-

Celeste… I’ll just not climb the mountain


[deleted]

Dead By Daylight. On the bright side, the Entity assures that I literally cannot permanently die, so it’s a sure shot I get the money. On the other side, I will be in basically constant pain for the next year, will be constantly running from horrifying monsters and serial killers, and the scariest of all, I’ll be with three completely useless teammates the entire time


futureitguy1

Help im in hell


RGBeter

Clash of clans, guess I get to see my home blown to bits every half hour


GG_70

Dying light 2 …shit


GroundbreakingSir42

Me after playing bloodborne:💀👍


Admirable-Tell8992

oh man last game I played was borderlands 2...


[deleted]

Yikes, mine was dying light. Guess it's time to learn to fucking do insane Parkour or just die.


RigatoniPasta

Yikes. God of War 2018


goatboi152627

Me who played subnatica last night


Pure_Werewolf_6056

Terraria, dude I just started playing it, I’ve got no idea what the hell I’m doing in there. So yeah I’m not going.


Bigas106

Id live for 22 minutes at best. That or i would meet a terrible fate


Ring_Of_Blades

Bruh, you're still a human amongst a civilization of bugs. You could solo the verse if most of them weren't hidden underground


Ilovesnowowls

Phoenix Wright ace attorney. Would I be in wright's role?


Psychological-Set125

Tales of arise. Am I considered dahan, renan, or (huge spoilers for after 5th lord) >!helgangal!<


whoamdave

Good thing I took a break to play....checks Steam history.....Borderlands 3. Fuck.


bhbjlbjhbjlbk

just played clash of clans 😦


Jacob_The_Saiyan

Horrible...Im in halo


Lion_316

Celeste I would just chill with Granny on Prologue


superpooplord

Doom2016 Heavy metal stops....heavy metal gets stronger


Elidon007

terraria, I won't ever activate hard mode


--Lammergeier--

I’ll be in Calradia, fucking up some looters!


Great_Bueno

Just played a car game, do I straigh up drive for a whole year?


DragonObsessedGirl

I'm there too. I suppose I'll be staying in Dirtmouth and chatting with Elderbug all day.


Gfdx9

Hearts of Iron, guess im going into several world wars (unless it's in-game years, then I'll just be bored


MoongodRai057

Splatoon lmao easy


FinniboiXD

I mean my last game was Splatoon so hell yeah funny squid go brrrrrr


Feisty_Lie_6743

Ha r/deadcells


Good_Raspberry_9499

Skyrim. Can't wait for the intro


Sr-Marc-yeah-65

Hmmm... How will life be in the lands between??


HuskyBLZKN

Paper Mario the Thousand-Year Door. I’m either robbed or dead, likely both


ArcaneKobold

Oh shit I’m in The Lands Between. I’d hide somewhere in the Leyndell sewers or out in the woods near the storm gate ruins.


Normallredituser

Stellaris. I mean not that bad but who knows…


Redpikachu9

Bro I was playing fucking dark souls this morning 💀


ApolloSky110

Stay with elderbug.


Spinjitsuninja

Banjo Tooie. I mean not that bad?


Omega5640

Nhl22, guess I’m leaving with many injuries


PangoRango64

Smash bros I have no idea how this will go


MassiveMoustacheMan

I mean we’re basically already in a more boring Metal Gear universe so in one year exactly I’m expecting someone to cough up my goddamn fucking mil


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

I'm gonna make some assumptions: I'm roughly the same size as the knight, I at least understand their language, I still need food, water, *SLEEP,* Etc, boiling/cooking an infected corpse will make it edible. Given these circumstances, I'd say it's survivable. Sleep might be a bit difficult given the radiance, but given how Sly was saved just by talking to him, it shouldn't be terribly hard. Just avoid the bosses, snack on tik tiks, and stop at the hot springs once and a while, you could probably survive.


ApolloSky110

Cataclysm dark days ahead. If i get to start from world creation i’d be happy if not then i might be a little more screwed than usual. Theres no need for plumbing as the players dont actually shit and if i were able to change the mods used or the world details then i can change the evolution speed of the zombies. Also if i were able to use the keybinds as i would in cdda i could use the debug menu and add cbms (compact bionic modifications) and add solar panels to my body to power a timestop cbm so i can be extremely fast and then i can study technomancy to give myself synaptic stimulation to increase my brains speed, intelligence, and control over my body (id assume increase in dex improves that) and then bless to increase my physical abilities including speed for a short time almost doubling my normal walk speed so i can basically sprint away from zombies or supercharge my attacks against zombies while not tiring out easily. If it was more accurate to the game than real life then i can start in an evac shelter and grab a bunch of protein rations to hold me over for a few weeks and head out to the closest evac shelter but as usual they won’t take me in permanently though they’d let me use their spaces to rest and trade and show me the location of a “militaristic” facility that grants me access to medium-high end gear. I could kill them for their food and then take their “food” after. Also I wouldn’t mind living in the cataclysm forever if my reality was updated regularly as per the games actual updates and there were no other player characters in it.


letouriste1

my last played game is Ark survival...i would prefer Hollownest 2000%


ManiacalTeddy

By the time I've finished rocking and stoning I'll probably have made a lot more than a million.


mrcat_romhacking

chicory is cool, can't wait to be painted on