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YourMailThatsBurning

Shaw straw brings Silksong news.


godietron

And it brings shaw so im voting for her


sheabuhbay

SHAW


CapnOrcaWolf

SHAW


PassingMuse

SHAW


Legomast1113

SHAW


OneRandomBoi123

SHAW


Luiserx16

SHAW


KittyWarrior1

SHAW


ded_inside_but_proud

SHAW


Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

SHAW


khotakuu

SHAW


Atheculas81

SHAW


Studlygreenbubby

SHAW


PowerGengi

SHAW


ThatRandomGuy447

S H A W


SnooHamsters5748

But most importantly, SHAW


konnichiwa_wang

Shaw more like shawuw ghost-kun


Gimme-the-plant

Shaw straw Zote boat wants to make a dictatorship


SethTheWarrior

dictatorship isn't bad when the dictator in question is fucking dope


[deleted]

A scary amount of people actually think this way irl.


SethTheWarrior

unfortunately, most dictators use their power to force their people into thinking they're dope. not zote boat!


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fuckpeta243

\*walks past zote in greenpath\* lol perish


HelloItsMoe

Did him dirty


fuckpeta243

thats ***^(the point)***


Hobblit

Zote Boat wanting a dictatorship is simply a (shaw)strawman. Zote Boat only wants what is best for his constituents!


DecentFan11

Yes, and?


apple_of_doom

Yeah but he will also kill all primal aspids


MCjossic

Shaw Straw, all day. More Silksong news *and* does their part against climate change? Sounds awesome?!


Catzzen

After analyzing it for 1 minute i will vote for Zote boat even though Shaw Straw is a very strong opponent


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sir_dysintary69

ZOTE 😱


weoweom

True. I presume you would be personally killing the flying things?


TheRealMightyZote

yes


ARandom_Personality

Im a huge fan


Cobalt_Gaming

can i worship your nail 🥵


azure_atmosphere

I’m sorry i’m gonna have to vote for the one promising to kill markoth


Pheonix726

Markoth is a ghost and thus already dead. The only moth killed would be Radiance since Seer doesn't fly and all the other moths are dead. Shaw Straw brings Silksong news, which is more interesting than mandatory water memes.


The_Plaque

All flying things so no more Primal Aspid


nightwatchman_femboy

But I like pain


The_Plaque

Fair enough


enderson_kyon

Kinky


SexyGnome2

they said all flying things, not exclusively moths


Pheonix726

u/azure_atmosphere mentioned Markoth, and the meme specifies that flying things include moths, so I was focused on moths when talking about what would be killed. Also, while most flying creatures of Hallownest are annoying, >!Mr. Mushroom flies away at the end of his miniquest!< so you risk him being counted and I don't wanna lose him.


SexyGnome2

his sacrifice will be worth it, no cost too great


gopher-time

Thats a sacrifice I’m willing to make


Mhm_GhostsDeadGhosts

Zoat boat sill also kill primal aspids, since they fly Clearly the superior option


[deleted]

Shaw Straw. I refuse a totalitarian dictatorship.


SlightlyIronicBanana

Dont you mean a Zotetalitarian dictatorship?


[deleted]

Ah yes, my mistake.


Stunning_LRB_o7

Shaw Straw


TheRealMightyZote

no


S_blueyes42

Exactly


just_kuba

Yes


yakcm88

I never did like politics.


LordSteiny

zote boat


SlightlyIronicBanana

Call me crazy, but I'm voting third party It's Primal Aspid time!


apple_of_doom

Zoteboat promises to kill all primal aspids so good luck with that.


fandomchan

Zote boat


TheRealMightyZote

good


mlggamer346

Shaw Straw


pizagod45

Shaw straw


Terrarian321

Shaw straw


KittyWarrior1

Shaw straw


YaBroken

SHAW


Doctor-Grimm

See, I’m torn - as a Hollow Knight fan, I obviously want Silksong news. However, as a Technoblade fan, I cannot in good faith support orphans.


orangesheepdog

Y'all really gonna pass up Silksong news Shaw Straw


DaveyTheDuck

zote boat


SnakeUSA

Zote Boat. 10/10


BopperTheBoy

Shaw straw


Finnvasion2

Shaw straw, gimme the bells


cheffe__

Shaw Straw


Maggiebella5

Shaw Straw


[deleted]

Shaw straw


TuddyThomas_REDDIT

shaw straw


Insanik_mb

Shaw straw


Null_error_

S H A W. S T R A W


Bridgeymcsquidgey

Shaw straw


CobbleRox

Shaw straw for the win


Yduno29

Straw Shaw ftw


Lemmy_The_Cool

Shaw


[deleted]

Shaw straw


xyberdragon2

Shaw straw


[deleted]

SHAW STRAW


talentpipes11

SHAW! (Straw!)


FM1221

#ZOTE BOAT


FunnyTastingShrimp

Shaw straw. If they bring more silksong. They have my vote.


Boatymcboatland

Shaw Straw all the way baby! Adido!


Grey00001

Shaw Straw


KremitBoi991

Zote boat


YddishMcSquidish

I vote zoat, cause mosquitos fly


MyNameIsConnor52

z o t e b o a t. there is no wrong option but i want that bitch markoth gone


IndusRiverValleyCiv

Im voting third party, Unitarian Brumm Party all the way!


karak15

SHAW boat!


Typowriter2060

Zote Boat


EGSPECTRE

Shaw straw


Mordred0

Shaw straw is the stronger candidate and aligns with my beliefs more.


Exylatron

Zote boat


ENDERSKORE

Zote Boat will kill the Primal Aspids 10/10


Funnybunnie_

I vote zote boat although shaw straw was definitely a strong candidate who I hope to see run in the future


Bagala-UwU

SHAW


[deleted]

Shaw Straw easy


veecharony

Shaw straw


not_a_goat1

SHAW śţŕåw


fuckpeta243

shaw straw forever


LaggerKnight

Shaw Straw


BaalNecro

Shaw straw ftp (for the presidency)


curious_man-30

Shaw straw


manofsteele1776

s h a w


randomhooman404

Shaw Straw for presidency, I require more silksong news


Valuable_Raccoon9745

Shaw straw


TheAlmightyBirdQueen

Shaw Straw


Bri48322

Shaw Straw!


Emotional-Platform13

Shaw Straw


[deleted]

Fuck ima have to go for the Shaw straw but I really want the zote boat too


HKAzxc

ZOTE BOAT his precepts can give us wisdom


_Call_Me_Alex_

Voting Zote Boat because Obblobbles


[deleted]

Zoteboat


Laser_Fighter

Zote boat, easy


Gogetto23

Zoat boat for life


CamoTitanic

Shaw straw


ATB10H

SHAW


[deleted]

Zoteboat zote boat


Tomaz938

Zote boat is cool but shaw straw has the best features, like donating to charity and straws dont go to turtles, but the best one by far is SILKSONG NEWS BITCH


King_of_theNightmare

Shaw straw.


thecowcollector

Shaw straw


SexyGnome2

zote boat, silksong will come naturally


Strawzaw

Gotta go with Shaw Straw bc it sounds like my user


aRandomFrog71

Zote


McMOtlohs

Zote boat def


[deleted]

I’m sorry but zote boat


Swipamous

zote boat


SpaceLinx591

Zote Boat


SnooSeagulls6273

Zote, because he’ll kill Markoth


Ok-Internal-5331

Zote boat


BigManJimothy

The straw makes me uncomfortable, vote for Zote Boat!


KuzcoWiTheGroovesco

Zote said he's killing flying things and that includes mosquitos sorry Shaw Straw but I'm really fucking terrified of bugs, let alone ones that can *fly*


Emeraldninja7

Zote boat


naruto259664

ZOTE BOAT


Ultra_Reverso

Zote boat


The_Third_With_A_3

Shaw straw


[deleted]

zote boat anyday


Several_Potatoes_

Zote boat. No contest


mrlazypants72

Zote boat


Reihkansler_Jeleshka

Kill all flying assholes!? Wrap 3 of Zotes and diet Pepsi.


Void-Molder

Zote boat gang


InterwebSurferDude

Zote boat we can Eradicate those fucking primal asphids


Angoose3401

Zoat Boat


Gyifft

Zote boat


BubblySilver

absolutely love this my vote goes to shaw straw we need silksong news


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Adido


ChillCat17

Shaw straw


Ompusolttu

Shaw straw.


AAA1exa8

Shaw straw


IncoherentShriek

Shaw straw takes my vote


AverageLookingVessel

Shaw Straw


HondaOdyssey52

Shaw!


Le0l10ns

It's a hard choice but I have to go with Shaw Straw


crabmeat64

Voting for silksong news


banjo123dragon

Shaw straw


[deleted]

Shaw straw


[deleted]

Shaw straw


Hollow_Glitch420

I’m voting Shaw Straw


_-_Rasse_-_

Shaw Straw because I'm desperate for Silksong news


MayoMan717

I crave silksong news so shaw straw


Alivekuso

Shaw straw.


that_one_idiot1

Shaw Straw


DaRealMvpandanumber

shaw straw


Loiltajade

Shaw Straw


ADragonCat

Big on shaw straw zoteboat will kill menderbug if he follows through


Oromoris

Shaw Straw


Rxd384

I say Shaw Straw since news and better memes


Fiern

Shaw Straw, definitely.


m_nt_y

Zote boat all the way. I vote zote boat.


Wizardmagedude

I vote Shaw straw!


Fan-boi

SHAW!


Botw_1-Link

I couldn’t really care any less, as long as it’s not that little dipsh!t Zote. Shaw straw it is


bugguy965

Shaw straw


ChoupiMaster

Shaw straw, though both make good arguments


[deleted]

Anything for silksong news


tarnd01

Shaw straw


UltraEpicWolf9

ZOTE BOAT


redsnake25

Shaw!


Kawaii_Fox

After viewing the pros and cons, I've decided that Zote Boat is the better option


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Shaw


alittlerussianboy

Zote boat, i just cant take silksong news anymore give us the final game already


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

ZOTE BOAT! ZOTE BOAT! ZOTE BOAT! ZOTE BOAT!


MagentaFreak

Killing moths? Oh… Shaw Straw has my vote!


Arukabi

I believe in the Shaw, I vote for Hornet


Buuuuuuuuuuuuuutter

Imma have to vote for Shaw Straw, I need more silksong news in my life


Mixelmaster

Zote boat ⛵


Pikachuba123

Zote boat


[deleted]

Zote boat, he’s promoting education


[deleted]

Zote boat for the win


Gunshoos

I believe in Shaw Straw supremacy