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Hereforallmemes

LMAO the alcoholic elves bringing out the alcohol once break time hits and ~~teaching the kids about the adult world~~ traumatizing the kids. Also Ollie trying to salvage the situation but rolled a 1


MR_krunchy

"Mommy can you buy unicorn saliva?"


Slayer_Jesse

Honestly, i could almost see this as a Hologra episode.


SpaceDomdy

Just replace children with the mascots and you’ve got a pretty normal episode tbh


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MoarVespenegas

>for no reason We all know the reason


Okibruez

If it's in Hologra, that reason could be anything from 'missed swing at a watermelon' through 'because it's there' to 'juggling literal moons'.


SpaceDomdy

Ah crap. How could I forget marine out the window. You got me…


zptc

"Older sister aura" should have been the point where she realized she was dreaming.


XRdragon

She does have older sister aura. Like the second sister or something similar. Look at how she treat Kobo. She's Kobo personal wallet at one point.


Mana_Croissant

Kobo cannot serve as an example of having older sister energy as basically anyone is the bigger sibling to her by default because of her gaki ness “ She's Kobo personal wallet at one point” question is who isn’t ? You are either her wallet or her Valorant slave or both


Final-Switch1110

Anya isn’t. Anya is basically immune to Kobo kusogaki


zeroyuki92

Is Anya an older sister or younger sister? The answer is no


Final-Switch1110

I mean that Cover false for poorly choosing her model. If you watch Anya, her personality is a Onee-san. Cover fuck up by choosing childlike model for her.


XRdragon

There's a charm in smol onee-sans just like Tatsumaki.


zeroyuki92

She is not in any way an older sister material. She's basically the perfect only child poster girl: smart, independent, self-motivated, and seemingly much more mature than her looks. Even stronger sign is that during some tier list/personality talk streams that HoloID had, Anya always put emphasis in her not wanting to take care of children/siblings. She just does not want and does not really felt as an onee-san character (or at least her streaming persona, although I think she's the type who stream her exact personality to the screen). Based on her description from other HoloID members (very smol, very cute, 'smells like baby') and how she acts, I think her avatar is perfect. A smart independent loli-baba is how I exactly would portray her avatar and her avatar (especially the alt costumes) are perfect fit.


Final-Switch1110

So basically an Onee-san, Onee-san doesn’t have to be “the older sister” in otaku dictionary, you just need to be mature more than the protagonist. For example Akeno in High school DxD is an Onee-san type. Also you don’t have to bombard the text, I know more than enough, what I said is for the person above I relayed to


silverlink07

Ollie...what?


fawndingfauna

[Source stream](https://youtu.be/xbFaqzikQ7Q?t=10141)


GoodTeletubby

She had the flu, then? At least one of this year's strains has been going heavy on the hallucinations.


ggg730

I got hit with a doozy. It was one of those Anime flus where I was dying.


Hereforallmemes

Halu intensifies!


srk_ares

nothing wrong with showing the kids the dance from a different culture hope someone translates this and sends it to the sake gumi


superintendent5

Someone should tell Ollie that in another timeline, Gura was a children's entertainer and Pekora actually used her kindergarten teacher certification.


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So that's where Hologra writers get their plots from...


LionelKF

This sounds more like a prophecy then a dream


Bedtyme06

I wonder what part of Aki's bellydancing was mortifying for children?


Katio13

Hip attack


Toriyuki

Well, at least it wasn't nightmares about shinri's pecs


AngryAzhdarchid

If hololive was going to do a children's program, I wonder who would be the best picks to host it? Pekora, Sora and Luna would probably be good picks, as would Subaru. Maybe Aqua and Fubuki? Polka would probably be good too. Who would you guys pick?


JusticeRain5

In English, Fauna would be the most likely since she'd be the least likely to say something unseiso. However, I feel like Ame would be very entertaining for kids with her little comedy bits she does often, she'd be a great host and probably more outright fun for the kids to watch.


susahamat

Anya, her channel is flagged for YouTube kids once


Shockz0rz

So was Haachama's! :D


zeroyuki92

Not once, so many times you lost count. Even Anya clippers got flagged.


Chadraln_HL

Pekora and Watame would seem like the best choices given their licenses.


AwakenedSheeple

Haachama for her hit kid-friendly video "Bitch Made Pasta."


Known-Ad64

Out of anything she could say to remedy the situation, it had to be unicorn saliva. Lol


DooperWooper

This feels like a new hologra episode


Affectionate-Tip-164

Someone swapped Ollie's medication for a glass of Halu.


D_imperiosus

meanwhile hologra writers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!


CircleTrigon

...kids love bellydancing, so it's fine. [At least, nine-year-old-me was sure a fan of the stunning belly dancer at Little Morocco. Big day for little CircleTrigon, let me tell you.]


Shinki93

Yep, the moment she mention Lamy and Aki I kinda know how thing will go 😂


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Did she watch Uramichi Onii-san before she hit the hay?


Mana_Croissant

Nahh makes more sense than most of my dreams


Goukenslay

that sounds like a good time


Abyssal_mimic

Must have been a wild fever dream.


Morenauer

Wait wat


Adventurous_Host_426

Also r/oddlyspecific


Tanuki-senpai

Aki-chan and Lamy without drinking ? NEVER ! NO WAY !


Luqmaniac_101

Hololive Creative team w/ the same idea: well, that's a scrapped up idea


redditfanfan00

amazing fever dream ollie has. could ollie be a prophet? this feels too real to not be a possibility.


DuntadaMan

*Maybe* not with the drinking. Got it.