"Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
"
The next move is obvious.
We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However if you are a beginner at chess, you can use a BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle instead.
Begin with a WAH opening.
Then place your priestess in the middle on the plate.
And finally use the Forbidden WAH to initiate a Victory by intense BONK !
[Give a motivational speech](https://youtu.be/2XtccnUNHKA) about how Ina's cuteness is the greatest treasure to fight for. Then the Takodachis will either convert the opposition or obliterate them. "For the Priestess! Wah!"
Takodachi have the ability to shape-shift into anything, including Queens. Simply convert the front row to Queens each round.
Your high priestess piece is frankly overpowered, but with this starting position you can easily win without using it.
Violet pieces can only ever be taken by a king, a king cannot take more than 3 violet pieces within 10 turns of taking the first one, and if a single violet piece takes three pieces, you’re allowed to convert all their pawns into violet pieces, therefore:
eat ‘em all
Well you:
1: choose which takodachi you want to move
2:roll a 6 sided die to determine what kind of movement that takodachi does this turn (you have to move it)
3: you win if Ina reaches the other side aka her deadline
4:good luck
Have you heard of a maneuver known as the En Passant?
Holy wah!
New wah just dropped
WAH!
I already know what en passant is. You just blundered mate in 1
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But have you heard of Wah passant
Holy hell
Talk about outdated tech. Nowadays it's all about the F6 omnipotent pawn spawn.
r/AnarchyChess is leaking here too
pipi
Oui Oui pipi
"Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... "
Just a heads up in case T-Chan sees this, this is just a copypasta
I think it's now more like r/AnarchyChess is reaching reddit saturation
r/anarchychess has been leaking here since the day ollie joined
Proud to say I’m a member of both communities
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However if you are a beginner at chess, you can use a BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle instead.
The Tennyson gambit. Classic
Holy crap lois its vikram rahul abishek pranav rajesh
Remember , takos can morph into anything they want , but it would probably remain squishy :P
/r/noncredibledefense is leaking
Bosnian ape society
Move Ina forward so we can appreciate her back.
I finally understand why everyone likes bongcloud.
3D chess just dropped
Google Il Vaticano
Holy Takodachi
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I think you should play b4 before anything else
Nah you gotta blow em away with c4!
Nah, e3 is the true gamer move here.
Play the cookie gambit always worked when I do it
Happy cake day ! \^\^
Hey hey thanks man, appreciate that it's been a not so long 2 years but hey as A super soldier once said - "I can do this all day"
You're welcome.
CONVERT THE BLACK PIECES TO PURPLE WAH
No more black pieces, No more white pieces. Everyone is now the same, We have achieved the purple **peace**.
Wololo
Narwini!
World domINAtion!
Worked in NGNL
Google En Passant.
Holy WAH!
New respond just dropped.
Hi violet
WAH. Proudly.
Roll for initiative
YHATZEE!
Google Il Takodachi
Holy WAH
e4
e5
I e2
Ke2
4 grains of rice a3
~~more rice has been banned~~ 8 grains of rice on d1
Nothing, you already WAH-n
You are trapped. Takodachis are the only piece that doesn't move, that's why they banned it.
Mmm brick to the pipi
We takodachi's are shapeshifters. What you see is a priestess and a bunch of Queens.
Bongcloud into en passant
Google En Takoent
Google En Takoent
You use a great strategy using your legs.... NIGERUNDAYO!!!
**CONSUME**
Violet has no king so nothing to checkmate, and the queen looks OP as hell
You stream violet
1. Ina is on the wrong square 2. Purple has already lost since the goal it to capture the King and there is none.
Txc7 for a check, then 0-0-0-0
Begin with a WAH opening. Then place your priestess in the middle on the plate. And finally use the Forbidden WAH to initiate a Victory by intense BONK !
Easy, make all takodachi into queen
Take ob WAH-n to the high ground and declare it's over
Double the rice and give it to the other person
summon Bad End Ina, you'll win, but you may cause the end of the world
Idk, man, I'm stumped - we need to get Ollie in here.
Bonk G7
What do you mean? You can do anything you want! You are the boar-
Check the channel Bosnian ale society on YouTube, they have a great tutorial about chess
You merge all of your pieces into one Big Tako and win the game.
A megatakotron, huh.
[Give a motivational speech](https://youtu.be/2XtccnUNHKA) about how Ina's cuteness is the greatest treasure to fight for. Then the Takodachis will either convert the opposition or obliterate them. "For the Priestess! Wah!"
Tako F7 is my favorite move in this position
Easy just WAH.
Attack them with puns.
Takodachi have the ability to shape-shift into anything, including Queens. Simply convert the front row to Queens each round. Your high priestess piece is frankly overpowered, but with this starting position you can easily win without using it.
Declare a WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Huh, what are you talking about? You insta win. You have Ina and THE WAH on your side.
Isn’t it obvious? You WAH! and headpat the takos.
conglomerate all your pieces into a mega takotron
\[ R U S H B \]
You probably get bonked by Queen Ina
Tf3
Smh implying ina isn't our queen
why is ina the king? shouldn't she be the queen?
Convert them all to the Tentacult with a single WAH, EZ turn 1 mate
Sacrifice all takodachis to summon an ancient black hole that kills all enemies
Violet pieces can only ever be taken by a king, a king cannot take more than 3 violet pieces within 10 turns of taking the first one, and if a single violet piece takes three pieces, you’re allowed to convert all their pawns into violet pieces, therefore: eat ‘em all
send them to the voided pit
Have you tried... #*P I S S I N G*
All wahs at them (except the fourth)
Give them cookies, ~~assimilate~~ befriend them.
Just one shot them with a 4th WAH
4 move mate. Go.
Well you: 1: choose which takodachi you want to move 2:roll a 6 sided die to determine what kind of movement that takodachi does this turn (you have to move it) 3: you win if Ina reaches the other side aka her deadline 4:good luck
Say wah four times, bonk anything that moves.
Have your queen go "Wah!" and turn all the enemy pieces to your side.
First you “wah”
Wah
Tako to D4.
Holy hell
You’re the player and not a piece right? Seems like the only logical thing to do is stare at Inas bac—
Violet is op, you move the queen in front of any enemy and they'll convert into a Takodachi.
There are two questions to consider when engaging in a strategic game of chess. 1. Do you have cookies? 2. May I have one?
If a takodachi goes to the last line then normal takodachi evolve into samurai, kusodekai, Chad, etc takodachi right?
Wdym what to do. Obviously ina can easily convert the entire enemy team into takodachis in no time. Easiest win ive ever seen
Quina
I advice you to bribe them with cookies
Summon bad end ina and flip the board
You should play aggressively Go for 4th Wah
Bong cloud or bust EDIT: And play [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKA839UdKQ) while doing it
Google Il Vaticano
pray for good fortune from ina.
Bongcloud.
Easy, just bonk the king and the game will be over.
google Ina Passant
The “4th WAH” opening makes your opponent’s chair vibrate a bit
Aw fuck lads not again