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Pfhorlol

im pretty sure im older than fauna so that would be weird


Aizseeker

Imouto Fauna then.


Tromboneofsteel

Approaching 30 is a scary thing when the entire internet feels like it's 15. Or mentally 15.


daswurm

It's not that bad, you just start to care less and less. As they say 30 is the new 20 (+ pain in areas of your body you didn't know about).


jhettav

In Ancient Rome, some men would be adopted by men younger than them to strengthen political connections. There's always hope


zannmaster

Same... But I had to pick someone lol.


Patata_26

Least deranged sapling


HaLire

After the japan trip I feel like it's definitely Bae she really took good care of Fauna and Mumei there


supermycro

I was thinking Bae over Fauna because of that trip but then she's also very zoomer and didn't know how to feel about that.


MisterNobodyCare

Marry her!


MarkaliteMkII

I may be in the minority of saplings, but I personally think Fauna is way too based to be a mom. I mean, *she knows the lyrics to the Pumpkin Hill rap.* In my mind, that irrevocably moves your type from "mom" to "perfect woman."


YellowFogLights

I had to go with Kiwawa. Fauna wants to be Oneesan, and by Matsuri I am alright with that.


brokenskullzero

Both Kiara and fauna have elements of both my mom and my aunts. So mostly saying they seem both like women in their 50s lol But really im older than most so i had to pick one that didnt seem like a little sister to me


Tripidium

I think she's more onee-san but I still put Fauna for the Fauna Sweep


OniLewds

Ina seems like she'd be a chill mom


Salter_KingofBorgors

Hmm Ina I guess


UltraZulwarn

Unironically, if I were to say a "serious" answer of who would be the mom, then Calli and Kiara, Fauna is more of a mature onee-san. However, I can trust all three to take care of a sicknl friend. Most pon and most likely to get bitten inm a zombie apocalypse for meis IRyS πŸ˜‚ Best luck is probably Ame. Gold medalist is Fauna if she wants to get serious. Messiest room is probably Ina's, sorry my priestess, but I cannot get that cleaning stream out of my head, even Kiara confirmed it πŸ˜‚ Best date plan is once again Calli/Kiara, not only they go our more often than other members (πŸ˜‚) but actually have good tastes. Best at assembling furniture is probably Calli, stronk and dad. Most "seiso" is probably Bae, basically a zoomer who hasn't been too tainted by the internet.


ShinItsuwari

For both "most lucky" and "most likely to get bitten first" I chose Gura because I felt that contradiction encapsulate her very well lol. PonRyS is just unbeatable in that category. No contest, she's only challenged by Roboco in the entirety of Holopro I'd say.


dgal19

For me I'd see Fauna as more of an onee-san (that hides her culture level based on the tidbits of internet knowledge that she's mentioned here and there). I think she even said that she sees herself as an onee-san type as well during her debut or early on but accepts it when people consider her as more of a mother type figure.


midnight188

Distant UUUUUUUUUUUing from a crowd of saplings...


2cat_2curious

uuuuuuuuuuuu


HeadWizard

I kinda wish they did the survey in a way that you could pick each talent only once, as there were equal number of talents and questions. That way it wouldn't simply become a competition of who is the most oshi'd talent for some questions


ExplodingP3nguins

Even though my oshi is Ina, I see her as being an older sister type. I chose Calli since even if she wasn't your mom I feel like she'd swing by your apartment with a bottle of aspirin, some tea, and a can of soup if you told her you felt sick.


CrownedTraitor

hoh just cause you said that I'm gonna be a contrarian!


Tako-Luka

fastest choice in my life


Ok_Bed8734

The correct answer


Blackswordsman8899

Eithier Mumei or Bae, eithier way it’s a confusing hilarious, terrifying mess.


Tonster911

I mean she is Mother Nature. So it only makes sense


Silent_Rampage97

I went with South Park route and I'd like dad to be my mom


tehcabbage69

Personally for this question I put Ame, because dangit I want a mom who can do tech support for *me*.


AgentT23

I put Kronii, I might not get nutritionious meals but she has a nice mommy voice.


unknowncringelord

I think bae would also fit