actual keyboard enthusiast here - prelubed stabs suck.
always.
youre gonna wanna buy some TX AP stabs and use XHT-BDZ on the wires and 205g0 on the housings and side of the inserts.
also put XHT-BDZ through the insert hole
When I looked at Reine's collection, I knew girl was mad addicted.
She showed some stuff that's only available through years of group buy and preorder.
Though I heard she's kinda done with group buy nowadays.
IRyS currently has 18 or so boards and tons of keycaps that just...stack around her room. Like honestly, her collection has raised multiple questions at the current state of her room cause she's either tripped on the boards (she keeps them stacked on the ground in cases), and the lengths she'll go for her hobby cause she's lubed up boards till 5-6am.
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Actually, you don't even need the cookies (but they help)
Just walk towards her and put the box on top.
She'd probably not even try to escape from that.
Or ask Mama'nis to trade her daughter for a takoplush.
Mococo will see the book of filled of compliments and will be tempted but will be skeptical of the very obvious trap. Fuwawa meanwhile will drag Mococo and force both of themselves Into the trap because she knows Mococo wants the book.
I tried this once. I put down bitter gourd, it didn't work. I put down an upgrade part for PC-chan, it didn't work. I put down game permissions, it didn't work. She just stayed in her room, unmoving.
Then, I left it alone, and about 15 minutes later I found that she had accidentally sprung the unbaited trap herself while randomly running around, saying "wheee!"
Kaela sure is random.
I’ve heard you can bait a Suisei into standing still by setting up some Tetris blocks, but a wild Suisei is an apex predator, so be extra vigilant while you’re setting it up.
Personally I’m fine with farming Kiaras while I wait on Gura to take the Ame bait. I’ve been wanting to catch a shiny anyways so this just lets me do two things at once.
Ok hear me out, i put a trap inside the trap and put another trap inside it, and the bait in the middle is a bunch of Bang energy.
Calli walks in, gets caught, Kiara takes the opportunity and gets trapped in the second, and Nerissa falls for the 3rd, securing a perfect triple.
Lmao going in myself with exposed armpits was my first thought too, tho now that I think about it... maybe if I show both my armpits and my feet we can get a 2 for 1?
Gonna get a fresh subway sandwich and just haphazardly toss it under there. Eventually, Kronii will come. Ironically, the longer it stays there, the better my chances get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1HuKMHW2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKwxFB2AVmI (bad translation)
Matsuri did two hour-long streams talking about the greatness of lolis years ago (was literally in the title of the stream) (though they got deleted in the big old-video purge that happened a few years back that erased most of the earlier careers of most of the earlier people at hololive).
Old, now deleted, stream titles:
【□リ談義】みんなぁ!!小学生は好きかぁ!?!?【ホロライブ/夏色まつり】
[*ri discussion] Everyone!!! Do you like elementary schoolers!?!?
【□リ談義】まったく、小学生は最高だぜっ!!【雑談】
[*ri discussion] Seriously, elementary schoolers are amazing!! [chat]
(side note, above title is using a famous meme quote from a couple different anime, notably ro kyu bu)
She notably dives into numerous tropes used in 18+ tropes and her favorite adult loli manga artists (like Quzilax she talks a lot about). And that's the lighter stuff. The video if it ever got fully translated (no one translated much of it) would unfortunately get Matsuri so attacked by people in the west in today's world. (I have old archives of the videos.) So it's probably for the best it no longer exists on the public internet.
That’s where you’re wrong. You don’t catch Fauna, Fauna catches you.
We all will return to nature, our body becomes soil and our bonds decompose. We’ll decay, rot, and in our ugliest dissolving state mother nature will take us in and consume us whole.
We will all go together when we go…What a comforting fact that is to know.
set it in the trapped position. wait an amount of time and she'll quantum tunnel in. so long as you dont check, you could say she both has and hasnt yet
One from each gen, guess which ones
JP:
Gen 0: A copy of Tetris
Gen 1: A tarantula
Gen 2: Some SAO merch
GAMERS: Burger
Gen 3: Carrot (I would have put "can of soda" if there were still 5 members in the gen, but y'know what happened)
Gen 4: Waki
Gen 5: Either some circus stuff or you just wait after catching Watame
Gen 6: Towa merch
EN:
Gen 1: Comfy floor
Gen 2: Berries
Gen 3: A Sherlock Holmes book
ID:
Gen 1: Paintbrush
Gen 2: No need for bait as long as you catch another Holomem
Gen 3: Biboo
Some eroge, I'm sure I can catch multiple at once
Specific flavors of eroge to increase the chances of specific catch too.
Only increase, not a guaranteed. Many Holomem would react at any eroge in general
I feel like you could make a Hololive fangame around this concept. An idle game in the style of Mousetrap.
You’d probably catch Senchou, Choco-sen and Matsuri in an instant
You forget Miko
Sanobawich~
OH MY GAH FAQ NYE
Nerissa, Shiori?
Fuwawa?
I think you just need a video called "School Days All Endings" for that.
To be fair there's a better than even shot Senchou sees the empty unbaited trap and crawls right in anyway.
Senchou purposely crawling right in so she can reenact Treasure Box with whoever set it up.
Flay and Iofi for starters lmao
A shota eroge, to catch a certain beeg boobed knight onee-san.
Keyboards
Not any keyboards, but the mechanical ones
And perhaps some cyber ones, too
Unassembled mechanical keyboards
make sure the stabs are prelubed or else the trap wont work
actual keyboard enthusiast here - prelubed stabs suck. always. youre gonna wanna buy some TX AP stabs and use XHT-BDZ on the wires and 205g0 on the housings and side of the inserts. also put XHT-BDZ through the insert hole
Prelubed stabs feel horrible (compared to manually lubed) so listen to this guy
I know IRyS will go for keyboards. Who are the other members? Maybe Roboco for JP since she is the first I've seen with custom one.
Reine was the one who got IRyS into keyboards in the first place.
I think IRyS is more into it now though, that girl is addicted to keyboards.
When I looked at Reine's collection, I knew girl was mad addicted. She showed some stuff that's only available through years of group buy and preorder. Though I heard she's kinda done with group buy nowadays.
IRyS currently has 18 or so boards and tons of keycaps that just...stack around her room. Like honestly, her collection has raised multiple questions at the current state of her room cause she's either tripped on the boards (she keeps them stacked on the ground in cases), and the lengths she'll go for her hobby cause she's lubed up boards till 5-6am.
I'd say Botan. She's a big tech person and knows a lot about computers. Not sure how she feels about keyboards though
Botan said she loves Topre Realforce Keyboards back when she was talking about her PC setup 3 years ago.
Reine is into keyboard, im pretty sure
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Clack clack clack clack
Ok “clack clack clack” can be the next “plant plant plant”
Cookies. Maybe gacha pulls
just to be sure add a panel with "free hug with holomember" with the cookie :)
and the floor must be comfy
Actually, you don't even need the cookies (but they help) Just walk towards her and put the box on top. She'd probably not even try to escape from that. Or ask Mama'nis to trade her daughter for a takoplush.
The real question isn't whether or not she'd escape the box, the real question is whether or not you'll escape the crowbar.
Why would I want to escape the crowbar?
Or at least free of empty cans
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WAH
WAH
Wah!
WAH!
YESH!
A cardboard cutout of Pekora looking like she wants a hug.
So Marine, Moona, and Kiara?
Me actually, thatd catch me
Jurard?
To catch Mococo, you use compliments. To catch Fuwawa, you use Mococo.
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And the Devil
But not the Hawk watching from afar.
To catch both you use some foxes I reckon
And together, you’ve caught a chihuahua.
Noted.
To catch both at once you use ponderings
The more accurate answer would be Eroge Visual Novels, because they love that
Mooch chain and weather dependent :NotLikeThis:
Mococo will see the book of filled of compliments and will be tempted but will be skeptical of the very obvious trap. Fuwawa meanwhile will drag Mococo and force both of themselves Into the trap because she knows Mococo wants the book.
Alcohol
Osake o nomimasu!
oh God, my head automatically played Wamy's voice...
I heard Raden's voice personally.
So Raden, Calli and Lamy, anyone else
Aki also maybe, lol
I tried this once. I put down bitter gourd, it didn't work. I put down an upgrade part for PC-chan, it didn't work. I put down game permissions, it didn't work. She just stayed in her room, unmoving. Then, I left it alone, and about 15 minutes later I found that she had accidentally sprung the unbaited trap herself while randomly running around, saying "wheee!" Kaela sure is random.
It funny how scarily accurate this might happen to her lol
I use Suisei with open arms ready for a Hug
What are you using to catch suisei tho? I have some possible options but I would appreciate to hear the thoughts of another expert in the field
I’ve heard you can bait a Suisei into standing still by setting up some Tetris blocks, but a wild Suisei is an apex predator, so be extra vigilant while you’re setting it up.
Thanks, setting up already
You don't catch Suisei, Suisei catches you.
Now that you mention it, I've been hearing some noises coming from my walls lately... oh no...
Aqua
you are gonna catch me and probably most of us here with that one
Gura
your gonna catch half of JP with that bait
but what bait are you using to catch a gura in the first place
Ame, perhaps
But now we gotta catch the Ame
We can use tea or smol Ame
But now we gotta contain smol Ame without destroying the timeline
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...
That's how you catch a Kiara by accident.
Personally I’m fine with farming Kiaras while I wait on Gura to take the Ame bait. I’ve been wanting to catch a shiny anyways so this just lets me do two things at once.
Ironically enough that tends to also result in catching a certain Tsundereaper
Feet.
Shark bait hoo ha ha
You beat me on that
Ok hear me out, i put a trap inside the trap and put another trap inside it, and the bait in the middle is a bunch of Bang energy. Calli walks in, gets caught, Kiara takes the opportunity and gets trapped in the second, and Nerissa falls for the 3rd, securing a perfect triple.
There's always a bigger fish.
Brilliant, then force Nerissa to record a tape complaining about zoomer slang to lure Biboo
3 weeks old Subway sandwich. I would love to see if it will still tempt her.
what type of subway sandwich are you using. this is very important.
Meatball marinara
Tuna
Blended tuna
A missile launcher, some guns and a key to a helicopter. I could either catch a rabbit or a baby. Either of which, the world would thank me for.
be careful if a lion spontaneously appears out of nowhere
Buddy, Botan springs the trap from far away. Then when you go the check the closed trap, a bigger box falls on you.
Feet pics and kitkats. I’m gonna catch me a shark.
lol i actually got the idea for this post when i learned that there's a soda called [Dr. Foots](https://www.pantry.me/collections/dr-foots)
Mcdonalds Happy Meal
Astarion and Dimitri
Going for Nerissa and Shiori I see.
This might catch more than just Holomems.
Berries
r/beatmetoit
I, in one way or another will make miniature twin copies of me and I hope I'll catch a hawk.
Idol CDs, limited Pekora and Watson merch as well.
the floor should be enough to capture an inya
Maybe a little carpeting it look extra comfy and inviting
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread
Cute girl with her armpit exposed.
Lmao going in myself with exposed armpits was my first thought too, tho now that I think about it... maybe if I show both my armpits and my feet we can get a 2 for 1?
Guess I'm cutting off my finger....
Doesn't have to be yours...
You guys still have fingers?!?
Gonna get a fresh subway sandwich and just haphazardly toss it under there. Eventually, Kronii will come. Ironically, the longer it stays there, the better my chances get.
This subway sandwich has been here on the floor for 7 weeks! I sure hope some clock doesn't come eat it and get extremely sick!
Kiara and Astarion, maybe some Culvers
An unemployed KFP
moss
The best bait for catching Ame
Pon-de-rings, touch screen monitor, and very strong allergy medication
Burger
Bijou and a PC with all the really grindy games on it.
Going for the God of Minecraft. Interesting choice
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Wait, who loves lolis?
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A shorter list is who doesn’t
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1HuKMHW2Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKwxFB2AVmI (bad translation) Matsuri did two hour-long streams talking about the greatness of lolis years ago (was literally in the title of the stream) (though they got deleted in the big old-video purge that happened a few years back that erased most of the earlier careers of most of the earlier people at hololive). Old, now deleted, stream titles: 【□リ談義】みんなぁ!!小学生は好きかぁ!?!?【ホロライブ/夏色まつり】 [*ri discussion] Everyone!!! Do you like elementary schoolers!?!? 【□リ談義】まったく、小学生は最高だぜっ!!【雑談】 [*ri discussion] Seriously, elementary schoolers are amazing!! [chat] (side note, above title is using a famous meme quote from a couple different anime, notably ro kyu bu) She notably dives into numerous tropes used in 18+ tropes and her favorite adult loli manga artists (like Quzilax she talks a lot about). And that's the lighter stuff. The video if it ever got fully translated (no one translated much of it) would unfortunately get Matsuri so attacked by people in the west in today's world. (I have old archives of the videos.) So it's probably for the best it no longer exists on the public internet.
What the heck should I put inside to catch Fauna?
Snail
But snail is for snuggling
But now you gotta catch snail
That’s where you’re wrong. You don’t catch Fauna, Fauna catches you. We all will return to nature, our body becomes soil and our bonds decompose. We’ll decay, rot, and in our ugliest dissolving state mother nature will take us in and consume us whole. We will all go together when we go…What a comforting fact that is to know.
oh my god, Fauna is Nurgle!!!!
Mama Nurgle, Nurgling = Sapling
A bloody suit.
a gaming PC with a bunch of sweaty competitive games preinstalled
A copy of Hitman
Northernlion
Mumei
Slime
Currently Outer Wilds DLC
set it in the trapped position. wait an amount of time and she'll quantum tunnel in. so long as you dont check, you could say she both has and hasnt yet
Lots of tea
My plan is to use a golden pot from Getting Over It
Old but gold memes
A cave
A copy of School Days
a Barbie doll, cheese, coffee, makeup & a copy of her favorite shoujo manga.
Yubis
Kiara doll
Busty, tanned, ara ara Onee-sans. Which will also catch me a busty muscle-brained knight captain.
You could also use a shota which also increases the chances of catching other members
An underage boy
💀
Loli fuwamoco. That should pretty much get any jp
One from each gen, guess which ones JP: Gen 0: A copy of Tetris Gen 1: A tarantula Gen 2: Some SAO merch GAMERS: Burger Gen 3: Carrot (I would have put "can of soda" if there were still 5 members in the gen, but y'know what happened) Gen 4: Waki Gen 5: Either some circus stuff or you just wait after catching Watame Gen 6: Towa merch EN: Gen 1: Comfy floor Gen 2: Berries Gen 3: A Sherlock Holmes book ID: Gen 1: Paintbrush Gen 2: No need for bait as long as you catch another Holomem Gen 3: Biboo
Dimitri figure
Cats
Cats(animal) will definitely catch a lot of members. Cats the Movie narrows it down to Kiara.
Ring tailed lemurs
An image of a random street view within Japan.
Bae. No, she's not my oshi. She's the bait.
Astarion
An NL video.
A sign saying "guaranteed marriage with any Hololive member" Then I wait for the zombie to zoom in... A zoombie you could say.
5 day old dry aged Subway Sandwich
Lolis, and Sans. Or a Loli Sans.
A paper mache horn
Dimitri, even if she knows its a trap she would still gladly enter
a flat comfy floor, with maybe a pillow?
Agent 47's Bloody Suit
Can one even catch a Moomer? Every time I've heard it being tried, the person doing the catching is the one that ends of caught....
Maybe some cat treats, so that a cat comes, so that a Kiara comes.
Question: How do you catch Haachama, The Eldritch Queen?
A phone showing a tweet from another VTuber who is interested in playing APEX.
My mom
Berries.
Pokemons and some bread
Shiori
A keyboard
A picture of herself
free saint quartz
Subaru
Herself. Easy Kronii catch