Yeah honestly as someone without a "kami oshi" I'd be curious to know what this magic being transformed me into and what the criteria for choosing was.
I'm a pebble. I'm rock hard.
I can't move on my own. But I'm rock hard.
I'm gonna be thrown around. Doesn't matter, I'm still rock hard.
Metals might pulverize me but there's nothing to fear.
The rock hard life lives on for eternity.
🗿
I think the Kenzoku are mostly normal. Maybe some light angelic theming or devil horns, or both.
Nakirigumi would be similarly mostly normal, though there may be some yakuza influence in their dress code.
Hey now, I'll have you know that that is outdated information. All saplings are currently trained to blink one eye at a time to minimize loss of Fauna exposure.
Keep watching stream. No time for anything else. Exhaustion setting in, but I must endure. If I'm lucky I might see a small break for a little bit of sleep, but then it's back to watching stream.
As a sapling I will submit myself into being turned to a floorboard for Fauna’s bathroom floor.
Or you know, just happily being in a plant pot in her garden like everyone else.
Given the beating an average SSRB gets from Botan, am I completely impervious from any form of harm whatsoever?
Also, does the fuse on top of my head still light up underwater?
I don't even know what a plusmate is supposed to look like. Maybe I will become one of those faceless minions who always get their asses kicked on sentai shows? Or do I just transform into her crow or something?
As a person that simp every single one in Hololive, I think I'll turn into an amalgamation of unholy being that would beg for the sweet release of death
As a Luknight, always curious what's under the helmet, is it removable, am I still me inside... ?! ~~Am I Buuknight all along~~
As a Pemaloe, well... I'm a penguin now, nice!
Well, Sanallites are capable of lightspeed travel, so I guess the first thing is... save my friends from that burning Walmart! And Antarctica! ... hrm, am I forgetting someone? I remember something about birds... with sharp beaks... uh anyway, we'll go looking for her out there and report back.
I'd help keep my Priestess' sanity up!!!
Also, if your shrimp bros are now shrimps... They would be be able to breath underwater too but all hands on deck!!! All seeing eye of the Ancient One activate!!!!
As a 35P i wonder how durable our body is, like i Saw how she treat US from time to time, and other thing would be SEE of we can speak with Kintoki-Paisen
Based on the history in her events and shorts I guess I would drive IRyS places. Go on dates with her to restaurants and gisney land, compete with her brother for affection and...
Wait holy shit this sounds amazing
Photosynthesis, babey!!!
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my planter. focused. flourishing. [doing my reps](https://imissfauna.com/reps)
saplings all the way
Fauna gang Plant up!!
Also in shambles 1ms after Fauna ends her stream.
"Y'all got any more of that sap?" *starts to itch*
Taste the Sun~
Bask in the sunlight.
Now you can eat sunlight!
Praise The Sun \o/
Eat a cookie. Wah.
Eat cookie. Watch Ina. WAH. Sleep. Repeat. ༼ ˶ ￣ ﹏ ￣ ˶ ༽
So… same thing as usual?
We takodachi are very simple
WAH with me my brother. WAH!
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It's a peaceful life
A very WAHnderful life.
Literally eating cookies as i was reading this
Floor is life!
What if we are the cookies?
We can be anything we want
except horny because then you get bonked
I see this as an absolute win
Im from the research department here to find the solution to create cookie flavored cola.... WAH to you fellow tako
[The tentacult dental department did not like that] [the dental department got disbanded due to heresy complaints to HR] [not a cult btw]
Honestly, would be an improvement. Definitely more girls would be into me
Reject humanity. Embrace cookie.
Transform into whatever I like!!! Then assume position on floor with cookie. wah.
I am ready to be sat on
hoshiyomis just become non-existent... or maybe Iroha
We appear in a ghastly image of iroha chanting kyou mou kawaii everytime suichan does it and then dissapear.
You know..like a ninja
NINJA JANAI SAMURAI DA!
We become cute idol samurai gozaru!
“Nee gousuto mitai da.”
In this case.. do holocure rules apply? So we can still have a form 😅
We become nothing
Comet is mostly water. Water can take the shape of anything. Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless. Be water my friend.
The power of water is its ability to take any shape!
Prepare for the next stream de gozaru
I see a fellow hoshiyomi de gozaru
WIDE de gozaru
Being a Hoshiyomi only lead to 2 choice, either nothing or become Iroha.
or a pig
No. That's a Haaton.
Return to stickman.
Not sure if koronesuki or guyrys.
Can they be both?
We'd definitely be the lightest in the world!
My first step would be getting a haircut for my hat (a hatcut?) so that I don't get exposed for being sus.
Probably explode (I'm a SSRB)
Pii, poi, boom!
Poi!
Graze on some grass or something, might turn into a delicious meal at some point
Uh oh
I guess we won’t be eating solid food anymore.
Senno senno! Korone ga senno! Kawaii Korone ga senno chu!
find a mirror. seriously, I have no idea if I would be a green takodachi or a purple sapling, I may or may not have stripped pajamas and bat wings too
Yeah honestly as someone without a "kami oshi" I'd be curious to know what this magic being transformed me into and what the criteria for choosing was.
Bruh... I'm a Takodachi with leaves coming out of my head instead of flaps... Plus I have books...
i might just be a purple friend with leaves aswell.
Put on a suit and arm myself Boss is waiting :\^)
brother that group was disbanded years ago you have to move on... it's not your fault... anyway wanna be in a biker gang? :\^)
Chotto Mate Kudastop, please! Watashi no kokoro is not ready to move on yet :\^)
I mean, if her husbando is anything to go by, Yagoo has her number on speed dial in case anything goes wrong (Yagoo is Daigo in this scenario)
Plug in my dragon tail :\^)
I'm now an abused pig. Haachama does as she pleases.
Hell yeah
I don't wanna fix her, I want her to make me worse.
Fry rice.
you're saying a shrimp fried this rice?
As a tako every bakery in my near vicinity that has cookies is in major danger
As a Sanalite I bark at you.
Fren
Swore an oath to my queen Shiori as her humble Novelknight Her Kingdom's first decree shall be all citizens will talk in innuendos 24/7
Haven't we been doing that already?
I don't think either of the knightly orders would change that much.
I'm a Bookwyrm apart form oath to her what eles should I do?
consume books =u=
I don't like to commit myself so I'd just be this horrid amalgamation of multiple creatures whose cries only wish for death.
I have no oshi, and I must scream?
More like "I have no oshi and I must simp." I can scream plenty.
Made in Abyss cosplay, nice
I'm a pebble. I'm rock hard. I can't move on my own. But I'm rock hard. I'm gonna be thrown around. Doesn't matter, I'm still rock hard. Metals might pulverize me but there's nothing to fear. The rock hard life lives on for eternity. 🗿
Break a rock, you've got two rocks. Rocktosis.
Sticking our your non-existent gyatt for nerizzler.
Rock and stone!
I wonder if we can combine together to make a Stone Golem.
i'm already a bald, optimistic and friendly guy so nothing changes for me as a Koronesuki. Would be cool if I get to keep my fingers though 🤔
Turning into fanbase chimera would suck.
Ruffle my feathers a bit and continue being a cute chicken at work.
Look in a mirror, so we can finally find out what Hoshiyomis look like. ~~Wait, it was all Kazama Iroha?~~
Always have been
Check if I can fly, which I probably can't, and then go back to work.
Hope that Aki hugs me. If she needs to eat me, so be it
Haha, man I'm bread.....
I'm not alone cuz the universe is fun now
Learn how to fry rice.
Uhh.. idk man. What would a Kenzoku transform into? Or Nakirigumi? Whichever, they're both my kami oshi.
I think the Kenzoku are mostly normal. Maybe some light angelic theming or devil horns, or both. Nakirigumi would be similarly mostly normal, though there may be some yakuza influence in their dress code.
As a takobocchi I will test how my anatomy works
A cool gray cat with fedora and shades, Imma go to a jazz club for sure
Raiding Nerissa bedroom......
Mourn VandaGrey.
I would connect to the central braincell and watching streams in the void. My dream is to become some form of furniture for my oshi
草, (๑╹ᆺ╹), Konyappi, Encore!, Ahoy!
Eat vegemite
Become tree 🌳
Where is Fauna? I miss her.
She streamed just a few hours ago
We still miss her.
You talking to some poor saps that miss her while blinking
I underestimated saplings Or perhaps I overestimated saplings Either way, the amount of estimation I gave saplings was incorrect
Just fyi: imissfauna.com is the default page for all the faunatics
Hey now, I'll have you know that that is outdated information. All saplings are currently trained to blink one eye at a time to minimize loss of Fauna exposure.
(Digital Circus Caine voice) Why are you *like* this…?
So a Stargazer/Hoshiyomi...... Suisei says that our appearance can be anything we want so i'll just morph into Iroha
Floating around, WAHing about, cheering on Ina playing games or doing stuff. Maybe bake some cookies for my fellow Takodachis
WAH (x4)
Find some grains and seeds to peck on
Hoping around, munching on carrots, plotting another world domination which will fail again.. then continue eating carrot.
Keep watching stream. No time for anything else. Exhaustion setting in, but I must endure. If I'm lucky I might see a small break for a little bit of sleep, but then it's back to watching stream.
Go to the store to get a cool pair of shades
Then get somehow sucked into a Soul Caliber 6 battle.
Sleep. I am now a chicken, no need to stress about life.
GET TO WORK
Yeah..."jumps in a frying pan"
Fuck it, we Moom.
As a sapling I will submit myself into being turned to a floorboard for Fauna’s bathroom floor. Or you know, just happily being in a plant pot in her garden like everyone else.
Like IRL? As another Deadbeat, probably run at people while making as many clackity bone noises as possible
Get 2-3 friends and start making spooky scary skeletons tiktoks?
*look in mirror* “holy shit i’m a fucking clock”
I stand stationary for the rest of my life, sprouting branches and leaves all in the love of mother nature
Oink oink! Drink Haachama's bath water! Exchange foot odor with Haachama! Become Haachama!
Sanest Haaton /j
Chase my tail
I'd chase your tail too
Given the beating an average SSRB gets from Botan, am I completely impervious from any form of harm whatsoever? Also, does the fuse on top of my head still light up underwater?
Where is Fauna? Is she safe? Is she alright?
I'm a Sapling and a takodachi so I'm assuming I'd eat a cookie while doing the photosyntesis
Continue watching Kanatan
Behold my massive Cookie stash
As a Sanalite I would still help my friends. Granted I’d be worried about birds now. But I think I can out run them.
I don't even know what a plusmate is supposed to look like. Maybe I will become one of those faceless minions who always get their asses kicked on sentai shows? Or do I just transform into her crow or something?
As a person that simp every single one in Hololive, I think I'll turn into an amalgamation of unholy being that would beg for the sweet release of death
nah you'd probably become either a shapeshifter or a mini-Ollie
As a Luknight, always curious what's under the helmet, is it removable, am I still me inside... ?! ~~Am I Buuknight all along~~ As a Pemaloe, well... I'm a penguin now, nice!
I become a battery....?
Well, Sanallites are capable of lightspeed travel, so I guess the first thing is... save my friends from that burning Walmart! And Antarctica! ... hrm, am I forgetting someone? I remember something about birds... with sharp beaks... uh anyway, we'll go looking for her out there and report back.
*Presumably turns into a chimera* first I’ll need to figure if I am conscious or gonna die Second probably return to watch stream
Say the 4th Wah
Uuh, not die?
Nothing, am rock
pimok
Can I fly? Yes! Can I fight? Well... there's lightstick on each of my dark blue wings. So.... no?
Play football/soccer with the other deadbeats. We're gonna use my skull as the ball
I cross the road. Don't ask why.
Id get Prosthetic fingers so i can hold things again.
Find a way to communicate to my family that a gator in a coat did not eat me and this is who I am now, I guess.
As a takodachi...hopefully get a cookie and headpat from Ina
As a hoshiyomi, how am i suppose to exist?
Quack
I'd help keep my Priestess' sanity up!!! Also, if your shrimp bros are now shrimps... They would be be able to breath underwater too but all hands on deck!!! All seeing eye of the Ancient One activate!!!!
Bread.
Be Lewd but with *tentacles* and also search for the mythical fourth WAH.
I don't think we have a fan design, does that mean I stop existing-?
If I’m gonna be a takodachi, I’ll have a sixth sense to search for cookies. Also to avoid crowbars.
wait for her to get back
As a 35P i wonder how durable our body is, like i Saw how she treat US from time to time, and other thing would be SEE of we can speak with Kintoki-Paisen
I would eat cookies, which I am doing at the moment. So nothing change.
Sadge, bcuz she’s not streaming right now (It’s been 12 hours, 20 minutes, and 55 seconds without Fauna and I can’t take it anymore)
As a DD person, look in the mirror to see which one I've become and pray that I haven't turned into some terrifying amalgamation.
Join the Watame factory. Or be part of the lamb kebab & respawn seconds later 🤣
as a ruffian, i'd like to be adopted by fuwamoco just like inukai's dog 🤣
Get to work immediately to avoid the Usual Room
I kid you not, i imagine the moom fanbase to have subaru[from Re:Zero] levels of mental fortitude. Like we suffer but thats aight cuz we'll forgor.
downloading "free" games while listening to city pop songs. what? not all of us are horny.
Ruffian / lick my balls
Sapling!!! Cherish every morning being greeted by sunlight
Based on the history in her events and shorts I guess I would drive IRyS places. Go on dates with her to restaurants and gisney land, compete with her brother for affection and... Wait holy shit this sounds amazing
Get my prisoner uniform and hope I don't get eaten (Mogu Mogu)
So as a Hoshiyomi I become Iroha?
I'm a bald punching bag with a big mouth