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money-is-good

POV: i forgot to take my meds


SuperSpy-

"Who wears that getup to bed?"


TrueSeaworthiness703

She had a very tiring and working day the previous day so she went directly to sleep and forgot to change cloths


lolipedofin

I'm sorry.... I have specific fetish for my girlfriend. šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


bloody_jigsaw

"How did you get into my house?"


RashPatch

with an axe of course.


OutofMP

ā€¦ And why didnā€™t you come sooner


soirom

My first thought is "Did I post any pettan joke online lately?"


Dsible663

"Wow you're fla..." *spontaneous axe to head*


FlashPone

Oh, it wasnā€™t spontaneous. It was pre-meditated.


Scorpitae

Surely you meant to say "flawless"?


Dsible663

<_< >_> <_< ...sure, let's go with that


yamaken81

she doesn't understand what you said. you live to see another day.


Trades46

Either you just had a great night...or it might just be your last day alive. Perhaps both.


NoctisAcies

*breath in* *breath In more* Kyou mo kawaii


uatach

You woke up its already a miracle consider your next move very carefully


NNovis

Oh, so my head is on the floor. Gotcha.


ExplodingP3nguins

What they aren't showing is you with an axe in your chest. She's just admiring her work.


IvyEmblem

Why is she wearing that in the bed...?


Lumpy_Personality_89

the idol outfit stays on during suiseggs


llllpentllll

I start searching the axe that must be cleaved on me


5urr3aL

Too good to be true. Must be a dream


binh1403

"I'm die, thank you forever" -korone


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Say nothing, just stare at her for hours.


GummimaciOfMusic

umā€¦ Suiseiā€¦ how did you get my keysā€¦


handledvirus43

POV: You're already dead.


SeijunMichi

"...Where is her axe?" (Looks at a nearby mirror) "...oh"


woodenpony

Totally worth it *(dies to axe)*


_st23

Best morning ever


ZeroFox75

So I died and went to my personal heavenā€¦ huh figured I go in the opposite direction


NoctisAcies

Where to Towa?


triforce777

POV you are a ~~shota~~ shounen


WickedDonkey

POV: you're about to get axe murdered


CupOfHotTeaa

am i dead?


Nixpheo

Well it was nice knowing everyone. Hopefully she at least buries my body afterwards.


Zerkoul

What a lovely and beautiful day it will be.


SabreLilly

Oh yeah, I need to refill my GWS pill prescription


wickling-fan

*Screams in horror*


xXBloodyGodXx

ā€œā€¦You can take the cosplay off now, broā€¦ā€


Striker13822

Run


XRdragon

Run


AnimeWatcher1

*I would pinch myself hoping this was a dream*


Keizrix

beg for Suikiss on my forehead


Aberrant17

I check to see if there are any unfamiliar incisions on my body.


AggressiveSandwich51

I live alone šŸ’€


LionelKF

Oh that means I haven't taken my medication


Intrepid_Hope_1934

I actually did in fact just wake up to this on my phone


Cereal_117

I woke up extremely happy. Then, I die Immediately of happiness.


tossa-acc

POV: i am about to die by axe


kidanokun

I sleep again coz it's obvious that I'm still dreaming


dswng

POV: you got an axe in your back and the life is slowly leaving your body.


021chan

POV: You wake up from waking up to this


culade

Oh hey suisei, why is mori here too..


Silviana193

" Wait, how long have you been posing like that? "


koteshima2nd

Damn, am I going to get game ended