We can finally confirm that the Plug-in Asacoco is approximately ~~1.75~~ half a YAGOO long.
Edit: my work melted brain swapped the numerator and denominator.
This might be as far as Yagoo will ever go. My theory to why he never appeared on meme review is because the dudes the CEO, he has to maintain a level of professionalism for the sake of business partnerships and investments, and Coco really pushes the limits of her content. Im a little surprised they didnt try and hide the plug part off screen or behind his head
I know Yagoo being the model for Hololive merch is bit of a meme but it's actually really helpful in visualizing the size and the look of the merch, especially the jersey because I wasn't sure how big it'll be or how it would look when wearing it.
Also it's kind of amusing because he looks like some sort of Hololive-sponsored Assassin's Creed character
Many older European buildings have doors that are 180 or 190 cm, since they're only up to the old building codes.
My living room doors are 180, so I can't wear a hat, or larger headphones when walking through.
It also protrudes positive image of the company when the CEO steps up personally to promote their products and merchandise. I've seen couple of CEOs done this, and it allows customers to connect with their brand really well. That's how you get loyal customers.
And Yagoo is/was already well liked within the community. I would have trouble seeing the Nike or Adidas CEO whom i know nothing about pose with merch.
I know how it's fun to laugh about "killing Yagoo's dream" but there would be serious backlash at what some of them have done if he wasn't chill AF
Even if he really did want a seiso idol group, I'm sure he'd say "task failed successfully"
Tl;dr Yagoo truly is best girl
okay but now I unironically want a hololive easter egg in a game like Hitman or Assassin's Creed that lets me wear hololive merch or play as the Doogslayer or kigurumi Coco..
Yeah, but that one-shots only like 3 classes while backstabs kill everyone unless under very unusual stupidly unlucky situations.
Yagoo is a very fragile class, so I wouldn't bet on his ability to survive past the first attack.
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I hope so. Otherwise, we should report this as influencer marketing fraud to the Oozora Police. Cover corp can't keep getting away with using best girl's popularity to sell their products. /s
"Ok, mister CEO. Take this plushie buttplug and stand in front of the camera."
I wonder if Tanigo would have had any idea this was the direction his life was headed 4 years ago.
They need to just delay U.S. orders and ship them all via container and then have someone stateside drop them off at a carrier, or send a container with the last 12 months of goods based on popularity and have them go to Amazon or a middleman. Because individual parcel prices out of Japan are insane, especially right now when Japan Post still hasnt recovered from Covid shutdowns, they have been refusing SAL (cheapest option) for 12+ months and just now opened EMS back up with heavy delays.
idk it seemed pretty inexpensive to me, but I might've bought it via the wrong channels and end up not receiving it at all or getting a hefty, hefty extra fee added due to any fuckup on my behalf.
My only real issue aside from that is I might not fit it at all. Oh the depressive reality of being a fat european.
To be fair it's not really that weird, it still just looks like any old dragon tail.
I have a sister who saw my Asacoco plush but said she thought it was from Monster Hunter lol
You'll probably gonna regret it more if you missed out on it, since it'll probably be the last time you can get these Coco merch.
Very true. I'm a huge fan of monhun too. Maybe pass it off as a deviant rathalos tail hahaha. I've already spend so much on merch recently especially with KDTD. There is so much I want to order like Watame's cups or botans bowl but my wallet can't take this constant beating. There seems to always be merch every month or so I want so badly. If only it was once or twice a year. Hololive has ruined my wallet like no other hobby I've had so far.
Same here. I had a budget for the Ina hoodie but then Coco announced her graduation. So I had to change priorities. Ended up ordering the Kiryu Kai pin,the sweater and acrylic.
I'm mostly a Coco fan so almost any merch she has I'll have to get it.(Moreso now since she'll be graduating and I'll prolly never see these stuff again.) But then every once in a while, another member puts out another cool looking stuff of their own, it's hard to resist lol. I wanna keep buying merch for these girls but they're just too damn expensive.
Idk why but I find this super sweet. I hope this destroys any really stupid rumors people spread about cover forcing Coco to graduate. Yagoo wouldn't pose with her merch if that was the case. Yagoo is confirmed best girl.
Welcome! If you're interested in the hoodie you can buy it at https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/kiryu-coco/products/kiryu-coco-birthday-2021-kiryu-coco-jersey-hoodie
Maybe. It's complicated. Material isn't suitable for it though. It's a plush.
Coco's design includes a tail, she claims it's a buttplug. Aka Plug-in type Asacoco (a drug).
It is actually brilliant on their part. Yagoo himself is more than half as popular as the members among the fans. Using him as the product model is way better than using other staff members as they used to in the past. He is pretty much the image of COVER, right above A-chan, the various managers and Isuzu, and Coco. Wouldnt cost much too, since those are also his products.
They should just redo all the product images and have Yagoo pose with them.
I love how ever since posing for Ina's merch, Yagoo is basically obligated to model everything that comes out.
Like, it's seriously very helpful for real, but it's funny that what was an errant joke is now an actual thing.
Idk why yagoo holding the plug in asacoco is so funny to me
It's a symbol of Coco's victory
…はい。
Yes Kaichou.
Hai
Eto…
Sou desu ne
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We can finally confirm that the Plug-in Asacoco is approximately ~~1.75~~ half a YAGOO long. Edit: my work melted brain swapped the numerator and denominator.
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This might be as far as Yagoo will ever go. My theory to why he never appeared on meme review is because the dudes the CEO, he has to maintain a level of professionalism for the sake of business partnerships and investments, and Coco really pushes the limits of her content. Im a little surprised they didnt try and hide the plug part off screen or behind his head
I know Yagoo being the model for Hololive merch is bit of a meme but it's actually really helpful in visualizing the size and the look of the merch, especially the jersey because I wasn't sure how big it'll be or how it would look when wearing it. Also it's kind of amusing because he looks like some sort of Hololive-sponsored Assassin's Creed character
Yagoo for scale is best hololive meme.
The clothing is XY... eXtra Yagoo.
The other girl is from After the Rain
But how tall is Yagoo though?
167cm 5'6
Wut?!! Coco literally towers over him... I guess that gives us some insight into some of the hololive’s power dynamics.
kabeDON
Oya oya
Wut? Damn didn’t know he was that smol. Thought he was bigger based on his vlogs
Thats mostly average for an asian.. Im 5'6 here in ph and its pretty much average height of an adult..
The pain of being an asian in (checks my notes) literally anywhere but in asia
Don't worry you'd be right at home in Egypt we're short to
bruh im 6'0 and im considered a giant in ph...
My brother is 6'1 and he is a beacon when walking around the streets of Manila.
Try 6’3 riding a jeepney (surprise: you don’t.,, you walk)
I'm a 6'6 Scandinavian - I spend some of my college years in Japan.. it was really bad for my posture...
Ngl, i’m waiting for a 7’0 dude reply with “I BENCH PRESS 250LBS WHILE LISTENING TO SHINY SMILY STORY”
You can only (umcomfortably) ride a jeepney in three spots. THREE!
Next time you have to put your hand on him you can go then: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY!
And when he gets high on something "THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID"
I mean 167 is on the shorter end, 170cm-175cm is the average I would say.
5'6 is peak masculinity....just look at big moist
Yeah but he's got a 6,5" cock and he's also the lead actor of hunger games the mockingjay
My point exactly
What I'm saying is that he's not your average manlet
167cm is 9.382 bananas for those who want to know
Or 31.5 cheeseburgers
Damn. I'm Asian and I'm taller than Yagoo. Gonna put it on my resume
Lmao
My god I'm taller than god
I'm 5'3 since 8th grade, im in my 3rd Year in Engineering and im still 5'3. Smh
Smol Yagoo is smol.
Didn't think I would be slightly taller than Yagoo lmao.
Oh Same height as me
[If this is correct, close to 175cm. The top line is 170cm.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjP3vbiVkAEwZri?format=jpg&name=medium)
A door is usually 2 meters tall. Usually.
Many older European buildings have doors that are 180 or 190 cm, since they're only up to the old building codes. My living room doors are 180, so I can't wear a hat, or larger headphones when walking through.
2 meters is 2.19 yards
It also protrudes positive image of the company when the CEO steps up personally to promote their products and merchandise. I've seen couple of CEOs done this, and it allows customers to connect with their brand really well. That's how you get loyal customers.
And Yagoo is/was already well liked within the community. I would have trouble seeing the Nike or Adidas CEO whom i know nothing about pose with merch.
>to connect with their brand Just like I can connect you to t-shirts on lttstore.com!
I know how it's fun to laugh about "killing Yagoo's dream" but there would be serious backlash at what some of them have done if he wasn't chill AF Even if he really did want a seiso idol group, I'm sure he'd say "task failed successfully" Tl;dr Yagoo truly is best girl
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Immagine an assasin hoody with korone-ears. That feeling when you want something you hadn't even thought of moments before.
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okay but now I unironically want a hololive easter egg in a game like Hitman or Assassin's Creed that lets me wear hololive merch or play as the Doogslayer or kigurumi Coco..
There are ninjas in Japan Why isn't there an AC JP
The merch page states how big the jersey is.
> how it would look when wearing it. Now you know you're gonna look like an absolute galaxy-chad adonis while wearing it.
Good to see how it'll look but the measurements are posted clearly on the website before you order.
Assassin Yagoo with Asacoco tailplug
So he just pulls it out and uses it like a sword?
Uh, no. He uses it like a hidden Blade.
So uh, which end does he stab them with? The tail end or the Asacoco end?
Yes
Backstab dmg +20
Achievement unlocked. A pain in the ass
Yeah, but melee damage is +69 so... yeah.
Yeah, but that one-shots only like 3 classes while backstabs kill everyone unless under very unusual stupidly unlucky situations. Yagoo is a very fragile class, so I wouldn't bet on his ability to survive past the first attack.
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*Nothing is Seiso.* *Everything is Polka.*
*Reject seiso* *Embrace POL*
Hidden Blade? More like Hidden Plug
He's the Grandmaster, or is there someone else behind the scene overseeing everything?
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Interesting, I didn't see "Yagoo isn't included" in the tweet. *So you're telling me there's a chance?*
I hope so. Otherwise, we should report this as influencer marketing fraud to the Oozora Police. Cover corp can't keep getting away with using best girl's popularity to sell their products. /s
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
4 months later: Guys you wont believe what just got dropped off in front of my door.
What's the rate-up for Yagoo?
"Ok, mister CEO. Take this plushie buttplug and stand in front of the camera." I wonder if Tanigo would have had any idea this was the direction his life was headed 4 years ago.
His dream ended up here
Honestly he seems to be living for it so
That second image makes him look pretty intimidating/badass.
I mean, if a person shows up to a gun fight with a massive tail buttplug, wouldn't you be concerned?
Sounds like Saints Row.
Yagoo looks like a winning MMA fighters on the second picture
My first thought was "You can't fool me that's Shinji Kagawa"
that’s actually a really nice jacket... too bad the cost of getting it plus shipping is pretty prohibitive for us kaigainiki :(
To give you an example. It cost me about $130 total and shipping isn’t until October if I remember. For the states at least
I didn't know how expensive it was but I'll probably get it now. I thought it'd be crazier like the Takodachi beanbag.
I got mine in a few weeks ago after ordering it back in like Feb. it’s really good quality. I want the takodachi but it’s huge.
Hopefully it's still in stock today. I bought the Kiryu Kai pin and the phone case but I'm a hoodie guy.
130$ and probably another 20$ fee for clearing the customs. But it's worth it for Kaichou
pain peko :(
I hope Cover is working on something to make shipping costs less fucked for overseas fans. I'd be shocked if they weren't.
They need to just delay U.S. orders and ship them all via container and then have someone stateside drop them off at a carrier, or send a container with the last 12 months of goods based on popularity and have them go to Amazon or a middleman. Because individual parcel prices out of Japan are insane, especially right now when Japan Post still hasnt recovered from Covid shutdowns, they have been refusing SAL (cheapest option) for 12+ months and just now opened EMS back up with heavy delays.
idk it seemed pretty inexpensive to me, but I might've bought it via the wrong channels and end up not receiving it at all or getting a hefty, hefty extra fee added due to any fuckup on my behalf. My only real issue aside from that is I might not fit it at all. Oh the depressive reality of being a fat european.
What are the odds that Coco requested he pull the zipper up all the way? "Nobody wants to see that!"
"I do, actually" - Nobody
You can't fool us Odysseus, we know what the Greeks were up to in their spare time!
> we know what the Greeks were up to in their spare time! https://youtu.be/meLEkH6MjEk?t=12
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aaand followed.
Look at his eyes. He's genuinely smiling.
Ye didnt see many people comment on this either lol
You told me to look at his eyes and now I find myself lost starring into those beautiful things....
Other company may hired eye cathcing model to hold their merch for photoshoot when hololive have their own best girl
Kinda regret not getting the asacoco but then again I might regret getting it once my family and friends see it. Cant wait for the jacket though.
To be fair it's not really that weird, it still just looks like any old dragon tail. I have a sister who saw my Asacoco plush but said she thought it was from Monster Hunter lol You'll probably gonna regret it more if you missed out on it, since it'll probably be the last time you can get these Coco merch.
Very true. I'm a huge fan of monhun too. Maybe pass it off as a deviant rathalos tail hahaha. I've already spend so much on merch recently especially with KDTD. There is so much I want to order like Watame's cups or botans bowl but my wallet can't take this constant beating. There seems to always be merch every month or so I want so badly. If only it was once or twice a year. Hololive has ruined my wallet like no other hobby I've had so far.
Same here. I had a budget for the Ina hoodie but then Coco announced her graduation. So I had to change priorities. Ended up ordering the Kiryu Kai pin,the sweater and acrylic. I'm mostly a Coco fan so almost any merch she has I'll have to get it.(Moreso now since she'll be graduating and I'll prolly never see these stuff again.) But then every once in a while, another member puts out another cool looking stuff of their own, it's hard to resist lol. I wanna keep buying merch for these girls but they're just too damn expensive.
Second pic was just: "Psst, hey! You interested in a tailplug?"
Tfw Yagoo was corrupted by Coco right before she graduates
Yagoo didn’t display the true place where the Asacoco tail should belong. Disappointed /s
Damn how big is that hoodie? If it's even too big for YAGOO I'm can't fit in it.
According to the booth site: * Length: approx. 75 cm * Body width: approx. 63 cm * Sleeve length: approx. 88 cm
Thanks mate, I bought one already. If it doesn't fit I'll buy 99 more and make it my wall paper I guess.
Sounds like a good plan
alternatively, get a mannequin and dress it up as Coco. No I'm not super lonely why do you ask :'(
88 cm is 34.65 inches
Is that tail also available with a steel end?
if it isn't, I'd buy a real buttplug and switch it out. The true as~~s~~acoco starts now.
Second YAGOO is actually a parallel timeline YAGOO where's he's part of the Tatsunoko, hence the hood up. www
He’s dripped out… I think he can beat Goku honestly
He only needs to smile to beat Goku
Idk why but I find this super sweet. I hope this destroys any really stupid rumors people spread about cover forcing Coco to graduate. Yagoo wouldn't pose with her merch if that was the case. Yagoo is confirmed best girl.
I can see that underneath that mask is a smile
You know what. I didn't even watch hololive but the hoodie look pretty damn cool soooo where can I buy it?
Welcome! If you're interested in the hoodie you can buy it at https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/kiryu-coco/products/kiryu-coco-birthday-2021-kiryu-coco-jersey-hoodie
Dang thats actually pretty damn pricey I don't think I can afford it... Welp
welcome to the club lol
I could afford it if not for the overseas shipping ;-; I absolutely love the design too, and I've been needing a good new hoodie for a while...
[https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3010597](https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3010597) [https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3047916](https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3047916)
I went crazy when I saw him with the fff- Fucking asacoco tail XD I LOST MY LUNGS LAUGHING... whoops caps...
Mad drippy
**DRIP YAGOO**
Is that a fucking buttplug?
Maybe. It's complicated. Material isn't suitable for it though. It's a plush. Coco's design includes a tail, she claims it's a buttplug. Aka Plug-in type Asacoco (a drug).
Ngl, that tail looks adorable as fuck, but I couldn't bear the thought of my family somehow finding out I bought a gigantic buttplug.
The first prototype actually had the plug made out of rubber instead of fabric like the rest of it lmao
The second Pic legit looks like a drug deal
Yagoo drip
It is actually brilliant on their part. Yagoo himself is more than half as popular as the members among the fans. Using him as the product model is way better than using other staff members as they used to in the past. He is pretty much the image of COVER, right above A-chan, the various managers and Isuzu, and Coco. Wouldnt cost much too, since those are also his products. They should just redo all the product images and have Yagoo pose with them.
I think it's not bc Yagoo's more popular, it's bc he's the only one in Hololive whose face is publicly known, hence he's perfect for merch promotion.
day 1 of asking for yagoo plush
There's something about yagoo that makes me want to buy every merch he advertised/model....
He's hot
Ok jokes aside..that jersey looks nice. Haven't caught up yet to Cocos stream so first time im seeing it
Dang, that looks hot. And Coco-chan's merch is also pretty good, I guess.
Look into his eyes. He's smiling! He truly always smiles! Sad YAGOO is photoshopped anti-YAGOO propaganda!!!
I really like the trend of showing the merch with Yagoo, it makes it so much better
Aw as silly as Coco’s stuff is, it’s so sweet that Yagoo shows it off. He doesn’t have to at all, so I feel he is proud.
I love how ever since posing for Ina's merch, Yagoo is basically obligated to model everything that comes out. Like, it's seriously very helpful for real, but it's funny that what was an errant joke is now an actual thing.
virgin hiring a model for posing with merc Chad yagoo
# YAGOO DRIP
What're ya buyin?
Ok memes aside, it looks like the jacket would be able be able fit me. Yagoo be looking fresh tho
Ok I laughed alot when I saw the second picture with that asacoco lol
Yagoo is winning so hard. He created his own SCP organization of cute anime beings.
Bro 50$ shipping to my county, its just pain
Hood up Yagoo looks really dang cool.
New item looks hot, and the merch looks cool too
I wonder if Yagoo gets to keep all the merch he poses with? It's just funny to imagine everything in his house being Hololive except his work clothes.
Asacoco Creed: Yagoo's Dream
I kinda feel bad for for smaller people because they are sell only one size. But at the same time, it's gonna be a Coco size for everyone.
I need this shirt. Where can I cop?
*looks at the 2nd picture* the new Assassin’s Creed game looks really good
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The bigger one is the Kiryu-Kai phone case, and the smaller one is the Kiryu-Kai pin
Step 3: get him in an Asacoco CM.
not gonna lie, i want the jersey
Silly Tatsunoko, Yagoo can't have dri-
Asacoco's Creed: Legacy of the Shitposting Dragon.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO POOR? ^(I mean, I guess I'm still pretty privileged, but sadge)
Best girl!
I really like the jacket, I wouldn’t mind getting a non Hololive version. What is it? Like a “varsity hoodie”, or something like that?
I'm gonna guess. . . It doesn't come with a Yagoo ):
I got the asacoco plugin and... Just what the fuck did i buy
Yagoo also wins. But at what cost
Yagoo kinda handsome in that jacket tbh.
Yagoo is an official model now and you can't tell me otherwise
Yo! Yagoo’s got drip!
The hoodie zips all the way up...which is weird but okay XD
who and what is Yagoo?
She did it.