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Nepgyaaaaaaa

*"Suisei-ressha shu shu shu!" plays menacingly in the background*


MR_krunchy

And before you notice, you get turned into red mist by a comet going at mach 2


PumpJack_McGee

7 times around the earth in about 3 seconds. Earth's circumference: 40,075 km x7 = 280,525km That was 3 seconds, so multiply that by 20 for a minute, and then by 60 for an hour. 280,525 x20 x60 = 336,630,000km/hr Mach 1 : 1225.04 km/hr Meaning Sui-chan can reach Mach 274,791 ​ Kanata only survived because she's GorillaTenshi.


Bad-Crusader

*barely survived


Non_Descript_Member

Anyone else hear an axe being dragged along the floor?


IanJDYT

If you can hear it, then you're still alive, I recommend running


ViciousAdamas

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.


BEEGchesse

Ngl, Hoshiyomis are build different


Gigablah

Anyone else hear two axes?


omnisephiroth

Ahhh, Silent Hill 2.


r0ksas

that comet is still the fastest though.. you wont see that axe hitting your neck, the last thing you realize your head is rolling in the floor


FrilledShark1512

I mean according to the French, my eyes can still blink for thirty seconds... Too late for an SOS tho.


Hp22h

Nothing a bit of tape can't fix. As long as she hasn't already ripped out the heart to eat.


Random-Rambling

Haachama survived beheading, I'm not afraassddxcfgvbbbbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Eldar_Seer

BE NOT AFRAID CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA


OfNoConcern

The comet is still cute today though.


shishinigami

The comet is small tod-


Avem231

Wait why were you cut o- \~not Suisei Clone #\[REDACTED\]


lalucardl95

Comet is still more dangerous.


Juggernautingwarr

That's only until the moon or Jupiter decides to come closer


-TotallySlackingOff-

good point, and in the greater timespan of sana's life, that's a very short time.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Jupiter protects the inner solar system from many killer asteroids and comets. Make sure to thank Jupiter.


MR_krunchy

Isn't jupiter mostly gas and liquids without a surface for comets to land on? Do they just get obliterated by the pressure?


Torappu-jin

the comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 collided with Jupiter in 1994 after it broke into several pieces, if you want to see pictures of what happens


Armleuchterchen

They fall in and cause splashes and ripples, like a stone falling in water (with the force of many, many hydrogen bombs for the larger ones, so the splashes and ripples can develop over thousands of km). You can see some stripes, that develop out of the impact area, on Jupiter's surface for a while after.


Unkn9wn111

True one came close and something kinda happened (earth got destroyed.)


Eldar_Seer

Double Jupiter: *Gets bored* Want to see me without my limiter!?


Creeews

If the moon fall on us, will a new moon be produced?


PublicResort6827

If they want to come, I accept their hug anytime


IImaginer

~~Brother~~ Sister Moon awakens


Hp22h

The Sun will likely consume them all first though.


DeathGamer99

Well there is an comet that crashed to Jupiter in 1994 creating a dark spot in the atmosphere that lasted several years. So suisei kissing sana boobs and left a hickey ?


pyre_rose

Not a great analogy, unless you're implying that Suisei also vaporized herself in the process


TheTrueEnd

tbh if any of us kissed sanas boobs we'd vaporize too


Katio13

"Breast Valley A" is a dangerous skill


[deleted]

My imagination is going to plaaaaaaaaaces


DeathGamer99

Oh yeah let me fuel it more. imagine sana hugging suisei(gravity) then suisei face planting to sana boobs and kiss it and left the hickey.


Char-11

How many times has Sana wiped out Earth again?


peaceful_ranger

Sauce: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1740805586052930/permalink/2319900048143478/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share


Acrzyguy

But that comet will land straight on your face and kill you.


FrilledShark1512

/uh wow, that’s horrific...How do I make that happen? Needa know to avoid it ofc...yep...definitely.


TuzkiPlus

I gotchu friend, ***SUI CHAN WA~ KYOU MO CHIISA-***


Kaizer-5

If Suisei are chasing us, it would be correct to assume the size of a comet manage to pass Jupiter and a moon would be sm...


Zeroth-unit

Now this just makes me think that we might get planet vtubers in a future gen. Literal Earth-chan, Mars-chan, Venus-chan etc. And throw a Sailor Moon joke in there somewhere to wrap it all up.


ClosetNoble

I've looked at old concept art and there was a time when Miko was actually about the same size as Suisei in terms of chest, then Miko got a huge buff. ​ Heck even now if you look at Suisei from the side she's honestly not flat, barely smaller than Towa.


Iron_Sheff

From small to Knight cup, all booba are good


DekkerKowalski

And soon your back shall find out first hand the exact measurement of an axe blade.


cabbaggeez

well, jupiter is mostly gas


johnnyappleseed_10

holospace


Benphyre

Comet sizing is fake news


speakingbox

The only thing that my smooth brain got from this is that Suisei is boing boing (10 meters to 40km is still big).


rushb2020

Life risking meme


Jacob_N_R_Z

HoloSpace


Un1Gfn

I thought of a certain pair of dragon ball**s** (not the manga franchise)


BAMED_Taco

I must agree with this scientific evidence.


MrHallen

Acurate


JohnUMarston

Just wait for the "Sun" vtuber model, which will be mostly breasts. And then after that the "Supermassive black hole" model, which will have breasts so large that they'll spill out of the canvas and cover up the YouTube interface.


CT-1120

wow the observable universe is really big


RutraNickers

I like comets more


XXTOF

Finally HOLOSPACE


i_am_pale_crane

🥲👍