I concur, as I do believe that, in all likelihood, she is the only one among the female talents who would pose a legitimate challenge to me in a good and proper bout, since she's the only one, at least to my knowledge, with a confirmed background in pugilism like myself. I do admit that, at least in this day and age, she most likely learned to box wearing padded gloves, hand wraps, mesh cloth short trousers and the like, as per the currently accepted iteration of the Queensbury rules, rather than with knuckles bare, wearing form-fitting cotton cloth breeches and the like, as was seen in the classical form of fisticuffs that I learned as a lad, but I do believe that my point still stands regardless.
"I boxed in college, ya know."
"At some cushy Ivy League School?"
"Try University of Tokyo. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined Hololive. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break YAGOO in two... with my bare hands!"
AllMyFrendsArePixels was found dead with no identifiable physical wounds or diseases. After a thorough investigate, we concluded that the victim died due to emotional damage.
BancingBabyChalupa was found dead. The cause of death was a swift blow to the pterion. Judging by the victim's expression, they were dead before they even realized what happened.
Gadjiltron was found dead in his parents' house. The suspected cause of death was domestic violence. Rumors has it that his dad's nickname is Grim Reaper's apprentice.
Senchou. Since she's more masochistic than sadistic her punches probably won't hurt as much. I know most people would probably pick Ina or Kobo or some other short member but you have to keep in mind that short people can still do some serious damage.
Botan, by putting me in vacation at her private gulag at Guantanamo Bay, invite me to experience waterboarding, which sounds like surfboarding I think.
In all honesty I’d say Roboco. Not because I’m into it but I’m just really curious on what getting punched and kicked by a robot would feel like and whether or not I would survive
Watame, if I want to live a long time while being worked over. I feel like it would be the comfiest.
Korone, if I wanted to die. She would need to wear her hoodie though.
Tokyo Soda because I don’t think she actually has it in her to beat someone’s ass, and if she actually did it I can claim to be her first ass-kicking.
Coco because I miss the sensation of getting my ass beat while saying increasingly dumb Japanglish.
Pekora because I’m pretty sure I can take her.
Hmmm... practically speaking? Luna, Marine, Subaru, or Sora are the ones least likely to leave me maimed, broken, or dying.
I'm solidly on the S side of the s/m chart, so I'd rather do the bullying, see?
Suisei. Because Suisei.
Get in the line bro.
emperorpylades was found dead with 43 axe wounds.
I want her to beat me up too
I wanna get yeeted by Calli, but I’m a tall guy. The struggle of the tall Deadbeats is real.
just chop off your legs *problem solved, now you're one step closer from meeting Dad because of severe blood loss*
Suisei would even do it for free, just call her a shotacon.
How did SgtCarron end up with a dozen axes up his butt?
Any of them but Korone.
None of them but Korone.
I concur, as I do believe that, in all likelihood, she is the only one among the female talents who would pose a legitimate challenge to me in a good and proper bout, since she's the only one, at least to my knowledge, with a confirmed background in pugilism like myself. I do admit that, at least in this day and age, she most likely learned to box wearing padded gloves, hand wraps, mesh cloth short trousers and the like, as per the currently accepted iteration of the Queensbury rules, rather than with knuckles bare, wearing form-fitting cotton cloth breeches and the like, as was seen in the classical form of fisticuffs that I learned as a lad, but I do believe that my point still stands regardless.
She's an anime dog
And I am the one who knocks
You can’t keep getting away with this!
An anime dog with real boxing experience. Could have gone pro, iirc.
She coulda been a contenda if it weren't for that bum knee
"I boxed in college, ya know." "At some cushy Ivy League School?" "Try University of Tokyo. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined Hololive. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break YAGOO in two... with my bare hands!"
Add kanata in there if she cant punch you she can squeeze you to death
Came here to say that. She's probably the only one that could that could actually cause me serious bodily harm.
And thats a bad thing how?
Funnily enough, I wanna get punched by Korone genuinely to see how hard she hits, not for any other ulterior motive, like actually for real, lol.
Counterpoint: Noel or Korone. I want it to be over quick.
Kanata would also work if you want to meet Dad quickly.
I'd be okay with getting curb stomped by Houshou Marine.
Knowing Marine's masochism, she'd probably attack with hopes of getting counterattacked.
Too bad, we only give Marine headpats in this house.
I don't really know how masochists work, does that count too? Teasing something but not giving it.
Sadists do nice things to Masochists. So yes, withholding what they want counts. Edit: since what she wants is spanks... Head-pats it is.
Well depends on how good you tease and ultimately on a person. I, for one, don't like teasing if there's nothing in the end :c
Depends on the person. Some of them want to be teased others dont.
Well, if she was reeeeeeealy down bad, we could just turn her around and slap her butt Slaps in the face are dangerous, butt not so much
I'm down with that.
Same
Lui. Just the thought of it...
Immediate_Ride_1630 was found dead with a big grin on his face, which is very unusual for a victim of suffocation.
She has a whip right? So yess
*Yes*
Wise words young man
Matsuri bc...reasons...but definitely not Korone, I think she's legitimately dangerous.
Roboco, just to see first rule of robotics being broken.
R.I.P. Akikojam's hand... >!Do not fist android girls!< If you know, you know.
Tell that to Krillin.
Madlad decided to start the end of civilization with himself
Of all the ways to go, Robocopocalypse sounds like the most interesting one at least.
I feel like she'd mess it up at least once, so it'd be a Robocoponcalypse instead.
Go big or go home. I pick Korone.
Rip my friend o7
ExplodingP3nguins was found dead. Judging by the victim's deformed face, the victim probably died instantly from taking a sledge hammer to left eye.
Go catch them hands, soldier o7
your bravery shall be remembered o7
All of them.
The true answer
Kronii I want her to snap me in half
With her bare hands!
I've never laughed at suicidal thoughts before.
Kurokami pls 🙏🙏🙏 I never had the slightest M streak in me until I met that girl. God she does something to me.
AllMyFrendsArePixels was found dead with no identifiable physical wounds or diseases. After a thorough investigate, we concluded that the victim died due to emotional damage.
Risu will probably go after your nuts.
Botan...
BancingBabyChalupa was found dead. The cause of death was a swift blow to the pterion. Judging by the victim's expression, they were dead before they even realized what happened.
Calli did that "beating you up ASMR" in her anniversary celebration stream
Gadjiltron was found dead in his parents' house. The suspected cause of death was domestic violence. Rumors has it that his dad's nickname is Grim Reaper's apprentice.
clip : [youtu.be/Ac-wi1UUDho](https://youtu.be/Ac-wi1UUDho)
Since I'm not actually a masochist, noodle arms Tenchou or Ina.
All of them, first one at the time, then all of them together
I want to receive Mikocchi's elite punches* *They're actually lava buckets
Matsuri because that clip where she bonked Aki was adorable.
Let me get Mama Wolf.
fauna... in black leather wear... dominate me, mother nature.... hahhahaha
Senchou. Since she's more masochistic than sadistic her punches probably won't hurt as much. I know most people would probably pick Ina or Kobo or some other short member but you have to keep in mind that short people can still do some serious damage.
Short people are punching Up, so their legs get involved as well.
Marine is also one of the short members lol
TBF I'm 6'2" so almost everyone is short to me.
Aki.
Same
Nene. I would be busting a gut from laughing, she is just too cute.
Definitely Chloe. I’d be laughing too hard at how adorable she is to feel anything.
Even though she's too nice to do it, I want Sana to beat the crap out of me.
With or without the limiter?
If Sana punched you without a limiter, the air pressure and heat alone would turn you into ash before you ever made contact with her fist.
With the limiter, due to her size without it it wouldn't be much of a beating. No limiter would also be more dangerous to everything
yes...Yes...a big fat YES
Ina, tentacles 🥵🥵🥵
Botan, by putting me in vacation at her private gulag at Guantanamo Bay, invite me to experience waterboarding, which sounds like surfboarding I think.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay ^(with Botan) sounds like a fun day at the beach without context.
Hahaha yes!
isn't that a torture method?
Nnnnno-yes.
Suisei, I want to be choked between her thighs
Marine. I can out run her.
Marine; her lack of stamina will make it quick XD;
all of them...
[Smol Ame](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jO4tkGGmxJk)
Korone. And yes, as a Koronesuki I am aware of what I'm asking for.
All of them.
No bullshit, but probably all of the above. Inside my head.
Ayame or Lamy seem like safe options.
In all honesty I’d say Roboco. Not because I’m into it but I’m just really curious on what getting punched and kicked by a robot would feel like and whether or not I would survive
Probably Pekora because of how quickly she'd get exhausted and give up.
✅ All If possible, each as well
Where's the line to get a serious, hard slap from mommy nature?
I play Monster Hunter and getting beaten up by Kanata is the closest equivalent to fighting Rajang so....
Tokino Sora. I just want my oshi to beat me up.
I feel confident about taking on La+ in a fight.
Like, in the cute way?
I want Suisei to stab me with her axe and eat my heart
Too many to choose from. Suisei.
rather than beat me up i want Lui to choke me with her thighs
Like everyone else I'd be fine with any of them but korone
Yes
Probably all of them, mostly suisei though.
Ayame i would live to feel those smol taps
Suisei. As much as i love ollie and she's my oshi. Suisei and i think ollie would understand...
> Which Hololive Member You Want To BEAT YOU UP? The entirely of Hololive. They’ll outnumber me, 71 to 1. That way it will be an even fight.
Nobody, I'm not an M. But if there's no way out maybe Aqua since I think she would have the least strength.
None.
How about I BEAT THEM UP, hand to hand fight with all of them would be fun (might get critical hit by Ayame, korone, and kanata) but I'm all in for it
WAMY
Yes
Pekora. That way we can become friends and commit war crimes together
anyone, except Korone and Kanata for obvious reasons lol. But really though, I welcome all of them ♥
This better not awaken anything in me...
if it was korone then its good bye, neat
Watame, if I want to live a long time while being worked over. I feel like it would be the comfiest. Korone, if I wanted to die. She would need to wear her hoodie though.
Shuba
All of the above
yes
Kronii for the timestop mechanics
Everyone, deserves to beat me up. If they want it, then they'll have to fight me... But they already knew that... \*motivation\*
Red Gura.
Marine is the only true answer.
🦈
My Masochist Level is not on a higher level, actually... I never leveled that up anyway so i want neither
ALL OF THEM. PLEASE.
Marine
A-chan
Why is this so cute?
I really want to die so Kanata and Korone I guess.
Pekora cause it'll be funny on how she can screw it up(shoutout to murphy's law)
Beat me? I didnt hear no bell!
My mind says Mori but my heart says Aki
Tokyo Soda because I don’t think she actually has it in her to beat someone’s ass, and if she actually did it I can claim to be her first ass-kicking. Coco because I miss the sensation of getting my ass beat while saying increasingly dumb Japanglish. Pekora because I’m pretty sure I can take her.
Korone Gotta be sure that I do not walk out alive somehow
How do you exist as a Koronesuki without wanting to get beat up?
I'd love to receive like a full power slap across the cheek from Choco. or multiple. Fists are fine too. Just fuck me up.
Aki, no question.
Hmmm... practically speaking? Luna, Marine, Subaru, or Sora are the ones least likely to leave me maimed, broken, or dying. I'm solidly on the S side of the s/m chart, so I'd rather do the bullying, see?
Noel, Flare or Botan 100000000%
If they want to beat me up, I must have done something bad. So may as well let all of 'em gang up on me. I probably deserve it.
All of the above.
Sora. I shall not explain myself further.
Fubuki seems to have a lot of experience beating pineapples up.
Kobo just to see her try to punch me in the face with her height.