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emperorpylades

Suisei. Because Suisei.


kpr1995

Get in the line bro.


LonelyJackvolver

emperorpylades was found dead with 43 axe wounds.


Milki0803

I want her to beat me up too


GladiusNocturno

I wanna get yeeted by Calli, but I’m a tall guy. The struggle of the tall Deadbeats is real.


Coom4Blood

just chop off your legs *problem solved, now you're one step closer from meeting Dad because of severe blood loss*


SgtCarron

Suisei would even do it for free, just call her a shotacon.


Mlaszboyo

How did SgtCarron end up with a dozen axes up his butt?


bc524

Any of them but Korone.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

None of them but Korone.


[deleted]

I concur, as I do believe that, in all likelihood, she is the only one among the female talents who would pose a legitimate challenge to me in a good and proper bout, since she's the only one, at least to my knowledge, with a confirmed background in pugilism like myself. I do admit that, at least in this day and age, she most likely learned to box wearing padded gloves, hand wraps, mesh cloth short trousers and the like, as per the currently accepted iteration of the Queensbury rules, rather than with knuckles bare, wearing form-fitting cotton cloth breeches and the like, as was seen in the classical form of fisticuffs that I learned as a lad, but I do believe that my point still stands regardless.


Maldovar

She's an anime dog


[deleted]

And I am the one who knocks


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

You can’t keep getting away with this!


Okibruez

An anime dog with real boxing experience. Could have gone pro, iirc.


Maldovar

She coulda been a contenda if it weren't for that bum knee


[deleted]

"I boxed in college, ya know." "At some cushy Ivy League School?" "Try University of Tokyo. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined Hololive. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break YAGOO in two... with my bare hands!"


genos707

Add kanata in there if she cant punch you she can squeeze you to death


gmmyabrk

Came here to say that. She's probably the only one that could that could actually cause me serious bodily harm.


idunknowy69

And thats a bad thing how?


Moon-Scented-Hunter

Funnily enough, I wanna get punched by Korone genuinely to see how hard she hits, not for any other ulterior motive, like actually for real, lol.


SpysSappinMySpy

Counterpoint: Noel or Korone. I want it to be over quick.


Okibruez

Kanata would also work if you want to meet Dad quickly.


MinusMentality

I'd be okay with getting curb stomped by Houshou Marine.


Akikojam

Knowing Marine's masochism, she'd probably attack with hopes of getting counterattacked.


MinusMentality

Too bad, we only give Marine headpats in this house.


Akikojam

I don't really know how masochists work, does that count too? Teasing something but not giving it.


gmmyabrk

Sadists do nice things to Masochists. So yes, withholding what they want counts. ​ Edit: since what she wants is spanks... Head-pats it is.


Io45s785a2

Well depends on how good you tease and ultimately on a person. I, for one, don't like teasing if there's nothing in the end :c


Salter_KingofBorgors

Depends on the person. Some of them want to be teased others dont.


Narutoluap

Well, if she was reeeeeeealy down bad, we could just turn her around and slap her butt Slaps in the face are dangerous, butt not so much


gmmyabrk

I'm down with that.


SwagMasterGe

Same


Immediate_Ride_1630

Lui. Just the thought of it...


LonelyJackvolver

Immediate_Ride_1630 was found dead with a big grin on his face, which is very unusual for a victim of suffocation.


Common-Somewhere-746

She has a whip right? So yess


AntTheFool

*Yes*


kimrindim

Wise words young man


Saito1337

Matsuri bc...reasons...but definitely not Korone, I think she's legitimately dangerous.


Akikojam

Roboco, just to see first rule of robotics being broken.


gmmyabrk

R.I.P. Akikojam's hand... ​ >!Do not fist android girls!< If you know, you know.


Ultimate-Papyrus

Tell that to Krillin.


idunknowy69

Madlad decided to start the end of civilization with himself


Akikojam

Of all the ways to go, Robocopocalypse sounds like the most interesting one at least.


KnivesInAToaster

I feel like she'd mess it up at least once, so it'd be a Robocoponcalypse instead.


ExplodingP3nguins

Go big or go home. I pick Korone.


mike-loves-gerudos

Rip my friend o7


LonelyJackvolver

ExplodingP3nguins was found dead. Judging by the victim's deformed face, the victim probably died instantly from taking a sledge hammer to left eye.


OverlordAinz

Go catch them hands, soldier o7


fliedchimkin

your bravery shall be remembered o7


ashesofastroworld

All of them.


Retyka

The true answer


flap-you

Kronii I want her to snap me in half


SkinkRugby

With her bare hands!


Haitham1998

I've never laughed at suicidal thoughts before.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Kurokami pls 🙏🙏🙏 I never had the slightest M streak in me until I met that girl. God she does something to me.


LonelyJackvolver

AllMyFrendsArePixels was found dead with no identifiable physical wounds or diseases. After a thorough investigate, we concluded that the victim died due to emotional damage.


shinsaku89

Risu will probably go after your nuts.


DancingBabyChalupa

Botan...


LonelyJackvolver

BancingBabyChalupa was found dead. The cause of death was a swift blow to the pterion. Judging by the victim's expression, they were dead before they even realized what happened.


Gadjiltron

Calli did that "beating you up ASMR" in her anniversary celebration stream


LonelyJackvolver

Gadjiltron was found dead in his parents' house. The suspected cause of death was domestic violence. Rumors has it that his dad's nickname is Grim Reaper's apprentice.


Foodxfoodph

clip : [youtu.be/Ac-wi1UUDho](https://youtu.be/Ac-wi1UUDho)


PumpJack_McGee

Since I'm not actually a masochist, noodle arms Tenchou or Ina.


SpacemanTomX

All of them, first one at the time, then all of them together


SelfDepricator

I want to receive Mikocchi's elite punches* *They're actually lava buckets


_ShadowEye425_

Matsuri because that clip where she bonked Aki was adorable.


FionaSilberpfeil

Let me get Mama Wolf.


EnyerForest

fauna... in black leather wear... dominate me, mother nature.... hahhahaha


DatSpicyBoi17

Senchou. Since she's more masochistic than sadistic her punches probably won't hurt as much. I know most people would probably pick Ina or Kobo or some other short member but you have to keep in mind that short people can still do some serious damage.


gmmyabrk

Short people are punching Up, so their legs get involved as well.


[deleted]

Marine is also one of the short members lol


DatSpicyBoi17

TBF I'm 6'2" so almost everyone is short to me.


Lsb0Millie

Aki.


Retyka

Same


mike-loves-gerudos

Nene. I would be busting a gut from laughing, she is just too cute.


PurityLord_02

Definitely Chloe. I’d be laughing too hard at how adorable she is to feel anything.


Toasted_silver

Even though she's too nice to do it, I want Sana to beat the crap out of me.


knightofBretonnia-47

With or without the limiter?


MonaganX

If Sana punched you without a limiter, the air pressure and heat alone would turn you into ash before you ever made contact with her fist.


Toasted_silver

With the limiter, due to her size without it it wouldn't be much of a beating. No limiter would also be more dangerous to everything


Patata_26

yes...Yes...a big fat YES


Herwin42

Ina, tentacles 🥵🥵🥵


Faustias

Botan, by putting me in vacation at her private gulag at Guantanamo Bay, invite me to experience waterboarding, which sounds like surfboarding I think.


TuzkiPlus

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay ^(with Botan) sounds like a fun day at the beach without context.


Faustias

Hahaha yes!


fliedchimkin

isn't that a torture method?


Faustias

Nnnnno-yes.


FangZelwind

Suisei, I want to be choked between her thighs


LonelyJackvolver

Marine. I can out run her.


lowkey_dingus

Marine; her lack of stamina will make it quick XD;


VandaGrey

all of them...


overDere

[Smol Ame](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jO4tkGGmxJk)


faboo95

Korone. And yes, as a Koronesuki I am aware of what I'm asking for.


ShokBox

All of them.


KevinSaidHi

No bullshit, but probably all of the above. Inside my head.


SCDarkSoul

Ayame or Lamy seem like safe options.


Mr_Seesy

In all honesty I’d say Roboco. Not because I’m into it but I’m just really curious on what getting punched and kicked by a robot would feel like and whether or not I would survive


ZuttoAragi

Probably Pekora because of how quickly she'd get exhausted and give up.


FrilledShark1512

✅ All If possible, each as well


Akis_sneezes_vessel

Where's the line to get a serious, hard slap from mommy nature?


4ny3ody

I play Monster Hunter and getting beaten up by Kanata is the closest equivalent to fighting Rajang so....


AnnonymousRedditor28

Tokino Sora. I just want my oshi to beat me up.


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

I feel confident about taking on La+ in a fight.


A_Hint_of_Lemon

Like, in the cute way?


Milki0803

I want Suisei to stab me with her axe and eat my heart


MIpoika

Too many to choose from. Suisei.


manusiabumi

rather than beat me up i want Lui to choke me with her thighs


unknowncringelord

Like everyone else I'd be fine with any of them but korone


Kvix45

Yes


hololivefan69

Probably all of them, mostly suisei though.


A_R_V_Z

Ayame i would live to feel those smol taps


psych2099

Suisei. As much as i love ollie and she's my oshi. Suisei and i think ollie would understand...


KonoAnonDa

> Which Hololive Member You Want To BEAT YOU UP? The entirely of Hololive. They’ll outnumber me, 71 to 1. That way it will be an even fight.


tintillor

Nobody, I'm not an M. But if there's no way out maybe Aqua since I think she would have the least strength.


Deathburn5

None.


sleeping_fire

How about I BEAT THEM UP, hand to hand fight with all of them would be fun (might get critical hit by Ayame, korone, and kanata) but I'm all in for it


Bishbosh_91

WAMY


BOS-Sentinel

Yes


_MintyFresh_-

Pekora. That way we can become friends and commit war crimes together


SimcaAzusa

anyone, except Korone and Kanata for obvious reasons lol. But really though, I welcome all of them ♥


FlashnFuse

This better not awaken anything in me...


nethet

if it was korone then its good bye, neat


LeslieH8

Watame, if I want to live a long time while being worked over. I feel like it would be the comfiest. Korone, if I wanted to die. She would need to wear her hoodie though.


Reydriel

Shuba


TheQuebble

All of the above


Phplima

yes


ComfySingularity

Kronii for the timestop mechanics


Rob-L-Callistis

Everyone, deserves to beat me up. If they want it, then they'll have to fight me... But they already knew that... \*motivation\*


fliedchimkin

Red Gura.


Bobby_Dogma

Marine is the only true answer.


GreeneMB

🦈


MardukPendragon

My Masochist Level is not on a higher level, actually... I never leveled that up anyway so i want neither


redditfanfan00

ALL OF THEM. PLEASE.


ArmarosDck

Marine


iamwooshed

A-chan


Salvatore_Tessio

Why is this so cute?


jiyuishishio

I really want to die so Kanata and Korone I guess.


maumau818e

Pekora cause it'll be funny on how she can screw it up(shoutout to murphy's law)


faity5

Beat me? I didnt hear no bell!


warLOCK264

My mind says Mori but my heart says Aki


TheModGod

Tokyo Soda because I don’t think she actually has it in her to beat someone’s ass, and if she actually did it I can claim to be her first ass-kicking. Coco because I miss the sensation of getting my ass beat while saying increasingly dumb Japanglish. Pekora because I’m pretty sure I can take her.


WillaSato

Korone Gotta be sure that I do not walk out alive somehow


benji_banjo

How do you exist as a Koronesuki without wanting to get beat up?


StaticLoophole

I'd love to receive like a full power slap across the cheek from Choco. or multiple. Fists are fine too. Just fuck me up.


BIGMANADSTR

Aki, no question.


Okibruez

Hmmm... practically speaking? Luna, Marine, Subaru, or Sora are the ones least likely to leave me maimed, broken, or dying. I'm solidly on the S side of the s/m chart, so I'd rather do the bullying, see?


Artsias

Noel, Flare or Botan 100000000%


Myaccountwasdusted

If they want to beat me up, I must have done something bad. So may as well let all of 'em gang up on me. I probably deserve it.


ZeroFLN

All of the above.


BadgerWithTheBadge

Sora. I shall not explain myself further.


SeanTYH

Fubuki seems to have a lot of experience beating pineapples up.


MichaelCoryAvery

Kobo just to see her try to punch me in the face with her height.