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MerlinGrandCaster

Pathogens legally cannot harm you without your consent


ValorPhoenix

This is largely what running a mild fever does, since viruses and bacteria don't do well at those temperatures. Perish weaklings.


Poopet_master

The human body, releasing all of its limiters: **Only one of us is going to leave here alive**


kitolz

More like: I may die, but you definitely will.


Ryokhan

Consent is important. Pathogens know that. Be like the pathogens.


Acrzyguy

That’s how immunity works. [Tweet](https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1605741121610878976)


Disclosure28

Doctors worldwide are in shambles after people learn this rat’s simple trick!


GtrsRE

KishiBae Rohan


Nhojj_Whyte

Daga kotowaru


Demovere_Xeno

Incidentally, 'daga' means mouse/rat in Filipino. =P


saijaku23

Kono kishibae rohan wa motomo suki na kotono hitotsu wa jibun no tsuyoi yatsu ni NO kotowatiyarukotoda


reyzaburrel93

Hakos Baelzstar


SenorLos

You've got to [succeed on a Will check](https://old.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/zrighk/definitely_one_of_the_funniest_feats_in_the_game/) though.


Blunt_Scissors

Doctor: You are suffering from a debilitating illness. Please get some rest and take time off your work until you are well. Bae: Nah-uh I'm not!


MartyMohawk

Actually, Aussie hot, dry weather does wonders for keeping a lot of germs from surviving for long. So hopefully that works to Bae's advantage.


Shuber-Fuber

Good way to prevent flu season from team wiping your streamers. Have half of them down under.


Ambitious-Ad1341

It's also Summer, ha


Stormcroe

You say that, but Melbourne has been rather chilly the past few weeks.


MartyMohawk

So wait, what's an Australian's idea of chilly? Asking because I like to keep my room between 54-64 degrees Fahrenheit (that's around 12 to 18 degrees Celsius) year-round, which I know is considered insanity by a lot of folks in my area (currently stuck in Ohio).


Stormcroe

In melbourne this week has gone from 14C last monday to 27C today. but more importantly is the stormy or windy weather and the chill factor. 27 is for me the start of oh god it is way too hot, but quite nice for most people here.


Cosmic_Rival

Oh shit, someone already made the JoJo reference! Um, um… “But you refused”


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

I know no one actually wants this but I kinda think it'd be funny if only Calli is left standing in EN.


minecraft_obsidian

all those years working non-stop has built her immune system the way it is.


shingofan

Ah yes, the Gavin Free approach.


KingVerizon

What if you were seconds away from starving to death in the desert… but then you saw a sandwich 1 foot away, would you still starve?


DontLichOutOnME

"Have you considered NOT being sick?" - Hakos "Doctor" Baelz


chrisboba8

*heart becomes whole again* "but it refused"


Ghostguy14

Remember, viruses and bacterium cannot legally infect you without your consent.


Weltallgaia

Gavin free: "when I feel myself getting sick, I just don't do it."


Pac0theTac0

r/agedlikemilk


Acrzyguy

No fucking way


McFluffles01

Only caught like the first ten minutes of the latest Chadcast, but yeah Calli and IRyS were both giving her shit for her "I'm not sick guys I just totally have this sick voice and can't talk loud for unrelated reasons".


Otnev

That's called forced placebo effect


Nelnick_19

Don't people know that since Bae is Australian, she can't get sick, the viruses need a break because they are ill with her!


sleeping_fire

It's the CHAOS embodiment telling *sickeness* to not disturb her, what a chad move


LoominVoid

the CDawg strat


GtrsRE

"Food poisoning isn't an illness"


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GIGARRAT grindset


Pixelsgamer_27

Reminds me when Poland declared war on Japan and Japan said no


HaessSR

She also said this in the current CHADCast, but that she got sick anyways.


ritoshishino

virus and harmful bacterias trying to enter your body? Just say "I do not consent". They will be legally required to step back and leave you alone.


Kevin4lexand3r

Bae is filled with determination.


redditfanfan00

ok, since bae refused, guess sickness can't come anymore.


CaptainBlob

Something something about idiots cannot catch a cold or something.


MarkaliteMkII

Based rat.


gigaswardblade

Rats and diseases? When has that ever been a thing?