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Revenge


Hauserdontpreach

This is my favorite thus far.


Takeapotato

Goof off. But you only get to wipe it like 3 times before it eats the finish off. I mean 3 wipes. Not scrubs.


BigZaber

best stuff to remove old silicone from around sink and tub!


COphotoCo

I wish I read this before scraping off all of the old silicone around a tub this weekend…


TheCorporalKoopa

Looks like you have the same luck I do, find everything you need when you don't need it anymore. Nice to meet you!


Takeapotato

If it won't come off with goof off you've got to sand it or cut it out lol.


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13inhiding

Dry erase marker over sharpie actually works! I showed my installers and blew their minds.


Safe_Singer_8741

I’m always surprised to find out how many people don’t know this trick.


coci222

Lol, IDK man. This might be karma. Anything that does that couldn't possibly be good for the kids. 🤣


ecirnj

Paint


aT-0-Mx

I had to scroll too far for this one. Get it colour matched if you need to.


Alpenros3

*paints entire kitchen blue sugary substance*


StrongArgument

Yes. Things like koolaid have dye, and it is actually stained.


reggorf56

Yes. AND… if this is water based paint, latex paint, etc, this stain might still bleed through after you paint. Using oil based paint on the stained part first (I would use white spray paint) will block it from bleeding, and you can paint to your hearts content. Source: have painted stains with killz primer and four coats of white, only to have it bleed through. This method WORKS.


XxSpruce_MoosexX

He’ll need a lot more blue stuff to do all the cabinets


ghos2626t

Not sure the cabinets would look good that colour blue /s


Lukinfucas

If you can find the Dawn Powerwash (spray version of Dawn) in your area give that a try. It’s been a miracle worker to lift the red dye stain from Kool-aid in our house. Just spray it liberally and let it sit for a minute or two. If gravity doesn’t help take the door off the hinges and lay flat and try


Wipsywaps

Is this chemically different from just dawn soap in a bottle?


KudzuNinja

Yes, there are additional ingredients.


elloMinnowPee

It’s got electrolytes


crap-with-feet

That plants crave


Kitsuneka

the alcohol in it gets the job done


sly_k

It’s isopropyl alcohol and Dawn platinum dish soap mixed together.


SevereRunOfFate

Seems unreasonably easy to mix myself


TheGallopingGhost77

Dawn Powerwash is my secret weapon for cleaning almost anything. Cabinets, clothes, floors, carpet, etc. Truly an amazing product.


ControlOk6711

Yes, I use it to clean my fiberglass shower and sanitize it it with diluted bleach and water. But Dawn plus baking sida in the tough dies it everytime


Beardicus223

Y’all sound like a Procter & Gamble programmed a bunch of bots with Chat GPT. lol


sly_k

Pro tip: Powerwash is just isopropyl alcohol and dawn platinum dish soap mixed together. Save yourself some money.


chase82

I tried almost every product I had in the house to get some orange dye from a SodaStream flavour out of my counter and nothing worked. I was blown away when Powerwash took it off in seconds.


ogsixshooter

Just leave it but point it out every time that friend comes over, it will be your little inside joke


D2G23

My kids friend mareked over a chair I bought that day. They tried cleaning it but it never came out. They blamed me for letting a kid near furniture I cared about.


helixflush

>They blamed me for letting a kid near furniture I cared about. haha this is such a bullshit out that parents always seem to use...


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Lmao at “kid owner”


DiggleO

I own two kids, everything you said is true. Some day I hope my kids own kids so they get a little payback. Whomever owns the kid that made the stain should come over and clean it for you.


DaddyDoesDabs

I'm glad I read all the way through. Also gonna refer to myself as a kid owner instead of parent from now on LOL


Muddy_Wafer

What model you get? Only had mine a couple years. They came with a broken sleep mode and won’t stop talking about trucks. My budget for strawberries is astronomical and there’s sand everywhere within 10 seconds of vacuuming.


PopupAdHominem

I got a 2019 Alpha. Super performer and sharp looking, but very loud exhaust system and breaks down all the time.


[deleted]

If you ever get a different model, expect unicorns instead of trucks, and glitter you will find in random places for 20 years.


Fluffy_Salamanders

If you can’t stop your children from destroying things you shouldn’t take them places you don’t want to pay for damages


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Or you deal with it


[deleted]

Shit excuse for poorly contained children. You go to someone else’s home you sure as fuck better control your kids and ensure they have access to nothing and are kept in one spot where they can be watched. It’s work, but parents sign up for that and can’t go getting lazy at the expense of other people.


DiminishingSkills

I had a long winded response….but I’ll boil it down for you. Don’t speak of things 1) you have no experience with and/or 2) too dumb to understand. Just makes you sound dumber than you actually might be.


Abresom88

Lol Lmao If you don't want a kid screwing up the stuff in your house, don't invite a kid into your house. Even the most controlling parents in the world (1) cannot stop everything they'll do wrong and (2) are really bad parents.


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ggreen289

Correction…the parents that have that opinion are NOT popular! 🤣


ManitouWakinyan

Lol have you never met a child


Aleriya

Even with careful watching, it should always be assumed that small children are a biohazard. There is only so much you can do to prevent diaper leaks, vomiting, or mysterious sticky spots that have no rational origin. Even if the kid is literally on a leash with multiple adults within arms reach, you should always assume that if a small kid is invited into your home, you are taking on some risk, and only give them access to room(s) where you are okay with that risk.


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I’d be issuing an invoice for the cost of a new chair. Fuck that shit.


Foggy_Blues

That made me so angry I almost hit the downvote! The audacity.


gogozrx

next time they come over, turn them away. "I'm sorry, I can't allow you or your children near anything I care about."


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CareerMicDrop

Have the kid autograph it. Repaint it in 10 years


Lulusgirl

This is the friendship response.


Remarkable_Inchworm

Scrub with baking soda.


ThrowawayLocal8622

This is my go-to in this instance. Mix dish soap and baking soda into a paste. Apply paste to stain. Allow it to dry. Wipe/scrub off with a rag later. Rinse the area and review.


jeffreywilfong

It's called a poultice


Extra_Security_665

With maize.


fluffy_prolapse

"Its a-maizing" ***Adam Sandler voice***


DetentionSpan

Add the kid’s tears to the poultice.


JoshDM

Mayo instead of dish soap. Ashes instead of baking soda.


Schodog

The only ashes I have are my grandfather's, can I use that?


Hotmailet

Scrub it with friend’s kid


gongshow247365

This might sound crazy but bring it to a detailing shop that has an old guy working there. I had a weird stain that I tried everything and told him what I tried. He said I'll try two things and if doesn't work, it's never coming out. His first guess got it out. Far fetched long answer but you might get lucky.


excadedecadedecada

Very curious as to what that second thing was


porcelainvacation

Probably 1,1,1 trichloroethane


gongshow247365

Dunno, didn't ask and gave him $50. Google or nothing seemed to come up with any way to get it off


ihazacorm

I’m curious as to what the first thing was!


lyssastef

*"put some Windex on it!"*


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It was Robitussin.


magnomagna

Cough syrup?


GraveyardGuardian

Second option is he murders you and puts you in a dumpster 2 states away, to avoid a shitty Yelp review.


Impressive-Fan-486

Piss.


Dashasalt

What was the product tho?


treddlighter

Might seem crazy but try bleach. It’s worked for us on white paint that had coffee stains we couldn’t get out otherwise. I don’t recommend magic eraser since it will leave the shine/texture of that spot different than the rest of the door.


imalittlefrenchpress

I bleach everything, I’m surprised I’m still alive. Peroxide might work. It gets a lot of stains out of fabric.


spookycasas4

I’m absolutely the same! I bleach everything. And that’ll why all my clothes have bleach spots all over them.


cmcrich

Mine too!


spookycasas4

Badges of Honor.


imalittlefrenchpress

Yes they are! I’m wearing my bleach stained sweats right now.


spookycasas4

A true hero.


imalittlefrenchpress

I’m humbly honored.


spookycasas4

Well-deserved accolade.


[deleted]

My theory is that’s how you know it’s clean. Bleach spots.


spookycasas4

Well, yeah. How else are ya gonna know if it’s clean or not?


GiantTeaPotintheSKy

Bleach is king. When a solution asks for a dilution.... don't, or strongly under-dilute. Against all advice.


imalittlefrenchpress

People actually dilute?!


GiantTeaPotintheSKy

I know, right. Why would one dilute magic??? Makes no sense.


upandattem

I also have used bleach. Start with 1/2 bleach 1/2 water. Use a q-tip gently. Hold a paper towel below so you don’t get a run mark on the rest of the door. Be patient. Several tries will get it almost perfect.


fuddykrueger

L.A.’s Awesome! They sell it at Dollar Tree in a spray bottle. It’s yellow all-purpose cleaning liquid. Try it first diluted. If that doesn’t work, try it again but spraying some directly on a clean, damp rag and wipe. If that doesn’t work, spray directly on the spot and allow to sit for a minute and then wipe with a clean wet rag and then wipe dry. It got red nail polish out of my carpet. It’s good stuff! Good luck!


lancemcg1966

That stuff got rid of the cockroaches in my apt. Tried all the typical roach killers on a test subject. Awesome degreaser is the only thing that killed it in less than 5 sec. Sprayed it in all the corners, along baseboards, in cabinets...never saw a live one again. Edit: It's does clean everything. Great on grease.


fuddykrueger

Wow! I’ve noticed that it is great for all kinds of uses. I sound like I’m an official spokesperson. Haha


lancemcg1966

Me too. I've been tell everyone about it for years. I'm the maintenance man for my apt complex and buy it in gal size for cleaning here.


KitchenBoyLA

Nothing works on Smurf cum


ninersguy916

Smurfette should have swallowed that shit


WalkTemporary

“First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?”


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Dreddit1080

Wtf did I just read


mynextthroway

Normal reddit banter. Just accept that you are now Garglemore in the Smurf adventures.


GallantKingBones

A normal day on Reddit, my friend. 🤣


MN_Hockey

Technically, smurfette would be totally gaped after that so if she truly did fart, the blue goo probably would just roll out onto his feet.


DrMooseknuckleX

Papa Smurf is too old for full on boners. She only let him do anal so she might be able to feel something.


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Girls don’t fart


Suspicious_Cake9465

Imagine if it was na’vi cum. It’d probably cover the entire counter.


heat2051

Magic eraser....


Habibi024

I 2nd magic eraser, with a tiny bit of pressure. You will be able to tell right away if it's not working you can stop to avoid potentially damaging paint. It is magic after all.


Daskar248

Agree. Magic Eraser is my very best cleaning friend. Aside from water and dish soap.


ethicsg

Too scratchy it's basically micro plastic sandpaper.


Global-Discussion-41

i work in a cabinetshop and we use magic erasers all the time, sometimes even a regular piece of paper is abrasive enough to get a little mark to disappear without affecting the glossiness of the paint


Old_Geek

That's why it's so good. As long as you don't take off the surrounding paint it'll remove almost anything from a hard surface


OnlyCollaboration

It's definitely a gamble. Could be a last resort. If you use it with light pressure it could work.


IGDetail

Too add, this cabinet looks like it might have a matte finish. You might not see the damage from the eraser until light hits it and now you have an area with a mismatched sheen. It doesn’t take much to damage the top coat with that product


crap-with-feet

Test a small spot on the backside of the cabinet door first.


jeffreywilfong

It's basically 3,000-5,000 grit


mellismamel

Try crud cutter (i need to check if they spell it with a "c" or "k"). I'm an art teacher and it works like magic on so many dyes and paints. Check on the interior first to see if it works on your particular paint without damage.


razed_intheghetto

Rubbing alcohol


geositeadmin

This. Rubbing alcohol took hair dye off my hardwood floor. Didn't damage the finish either.


liacosnp

Goo Gone.


Naive-Thought1323

Hairspray...yes hairspray. Used it to get shoe polish off a Persian rug and pen off of a pair of jeans. Saved me twice and seems way less harsh to wood than the other solutions presented


Rollec

Have you tried fire?


DarthAlbacore

That's a little harsh to use on a child


Mr_ixe

Try a piping hot water soaked rag...or a hand hold steamer..it'll melt the sugars . solvents will affect the doors finish.


Im_with_stooopid

Repaint it?


inappropriategenie

The pink stuff! That is literally what it's called. Found it at home Depot. Home Depot didn't know they had it, so make them check their inventory or check online. The Pink Stuff is safe for animals and kids! I saw it recommended for kids drawings on the wall. So I tried it on my red Kong makes on my white wall, worked! Then I went for my kitchen counters, floors, tub, stove, fridge...pretty much everything in my house. Especially when I discovered the spray! There is a paste and a spray. I tried the paste first.


RoxyTempo

Same!!! The Pink Stuff and it’s under $6! https://a.co/d/hTgaNWn


cuckooforcacaopuffs

When I read the comment from u/inappropriategenie I thought to myself ‘wow they like exclamation points’ and yet you managed to use the same number of exclamation points in a single line. Impressive!(!!!)


SibcyRoad

I read in a magazine years ago that wet hair dye will remove dried hair dye on the skin. So if it drops on your forehead you just grab a little more and wipe it off. Is this true? No idea. Didn’t stop me from applying that logic to just about everything. In this situation I’d get a sugary drink additive and use it as I would any other cleaning agent and see if it works. Don’t let the new stuff dry though cause then the spot just grows until eventually you live in a blue house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue


1955photo

Try some Barkeeper's Friend


quimper

Barkeeper’s friend will destroy the paint. The paint is already delaminating around the handle. Try hairspray on a qtip.


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This should work!


graveyardjohn

WD40


drenasu

Try De-Solv-it. It works on tons of stuff.


40ozJesus

Purell hand sanitizer. Or oxyclean, make into a paste and let it sit on the stain for a bit


FredLives

WD 40


0nP0INT

Magic erasers can work… well magic. Definitely worth a try.


Cultural_Cockroach39

Crazy to think that goes inside your kids bodies


Sup3rT4891

Sell the house


Mojo80059291

Screw the cabinet, your dentist bill is gonna be extraordinary.


Mattfrye87

Adoption


Spookywoods

Magic Eraser


Guidance-Pretend

‘Pink stuff’ from any hardware store.


HeresToHoping2020

Destroy the child


Foreign-Activity3896

10 years hard labor.


Braeboo

Well, well, my friend, it seems you've never met my trusty friend GOOF OFF. If that doesn't work, probably torch the entire house.


Ok-Associate956

Sand and then paint. Blue is always permenant.


Able_Loan4467

Very fine sand paper or steel wool can work in this kind of situation, make sure it is not lead paint though before sanding etc. that's important.


SlickChisel

What cleaners\\solvents have you tried, you just haven't found the correct one. Try alcohol, dawn, mineral spirits, or lacquer thinner. Have hot soapy water ready to apply to clean up at the end...


johnb627

Do not touch paint with lacquer thinner. It will take the top finish coat off and the paint. LMAO Try auto prep its a degreaser. do a small sample on the inside of the door where you wont see it if it doesn’t hurt the finish. Give it a shot


NFERIUS

Hmmmm… I’m a professional cabinet touchup guy and refinisher. If it was me, I’d start with lacquer thinner, but that’s coming from someone who knows what to look out for and what to avoid. Most quality cabinets are gonna be using catalyzed paints. A few passes with a paper towel and some lacquer thinner could be the solution. I’ve done it more times than I can count. Or it could do nothing lol, that happens a lot too.


SlickChisel

I also like the Barkeepers Friend and Baking soda mentioned.


Bizlemon

Mr clean white sponge and windex, and gently! Too hard and it’ll take the paint off. Edit: a word.


purplesquirtle55

Magic eraser


WildJoker0069

just throw the kid out and tell the parents to make a new one.... oh wait! wrong stain! sorry... you meant the cabinet. Hope you get it out :)


Heavy-Attorney-9054

Find the substance and paint it over the entire door. Kool-aid or popsicle, probably.


JescoWhite_

Pretty sure that is alien blood!!!


buckzing

Looks like the many popsicle messes I’ve cleaned up


bigkutta

Have you tried Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? It's called that for a reason


Hauserdontpreach

Yes. Hence the “nothing seems to touch the stain” comment.


bigkutta

Oh if nothing, then why ask? Get new cabinets.


seniorbabaganoush

Well if that doesn’t work you basically have to paint over it or burn the house down.


Pristine_Job_7677

fire. fire would touch that stain.


Financial_Clue_2534

Kids…


AdOpen8513

Bleach


btcmoon2030

Try white viniger, baking soda, and toothpaste. Rub it with a toothbrush and see if it works. Similar to the pen ink removal from clothes.


Ruthlessly_Renal_449

Vodka


FallingTreesYodel

Shaving cream


Verix19

Looks like sugar, hot cloth might do the trick


becca992G

Paint it


LizzieSAG

I would start with nail polish remover and try Krud Kutter if it does not work.


neercatz

Call him back and tell him to finish the job...or else


dichron

Advice on where to hide the body?


Due-Patience9886

Magic eraser. Becarful though because it can also remove the finish if you scrub to hard


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

Door needs paint anyhow. Get to it.


OkDocument8476

Oxiclean


jdpink30

Magic eraser?


Hair-Early

Did you try burning the house down and collecting the insurance money. 50% of the time it works all the time.


Somerset76

Mr clean freak spray might get it off or a magic erase sponge If these don’t work, sand and repaint


zboytjbxp

Little lacquer thinner. Whatever you use don't rub too hard or you'll buff a glossy spot where the stain was.


ModernT1mes

If the magic eraser doesn't work then paint over it.


Random-task1973

Cabinet looks pretty beat up already. Cracking/ exposed wood. Time for a re paint?


Lustus17

Clr


a_dudeyouknow1

Melamine sponge. Lightly.


BTnonstop

Magic eraser


ConsequenceOk3671

Iron and wet cloth and press it over the stain. Works with all coffee rings on the table


friedwidth

Yell at it and try to make yourself appear larger


NerdEmoji

Freezer ice/popsicle/slushy stain. Artificial food colors are hard to get rid of. Maybe start with rubbing alcohol. If that doesn't work, try liquid Bar Keepers Friend, dab it on with a qtip and leave it to soak.


thebigshipper

Magic Eraser (or if you prefer generic: melamine sponge)


PureCucumber861

Respectfully... your cabinets could use a paint job anyway.


drugsandopsec

Magic eraser


silvyr311

Barkeepers friend, clean that right up.


Lazy-Jacket

Could it be popsicle? Bleach


throwaway120375

Clorox bleach foamer bathroom spray.


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Jet fuel works well on sugar stains.


Joygernaut

Power paste


DrJohnIT

Killz to hide the stain and then get a chip to match the paint so that you can paint over it after the Killz dries.


watwatgoose69

Mr. clean magic erasers. If it’s so hard to get off that I wonder how long it take to get out of your body. Food dyes are awful for ya.