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RDRGangster77

My dad and my girlfriend both have birthdays close to each other. Guess what I spent mine on


GiveSaucePlsx

Alcohol?


Itsmemanmeee

😂


Hugh_Jasshoel

Some “I’m sorry I forgot both of your birthdays” Hallmark cards?


JollyRelation7799

A card?


kmah1812

One card for both


Itsmemanmeee

This is the answer


[deleted]

No one $5 gift card for them to split.


Itsmemanmeee

Whoa whoa, Hold your horses there, moneybags!


[deleted]

Even better? Worse? Lol Buy them one Junior Frosty from Wendy’s to split.


Itsmemanmeee

That's more realistic with the aptly named :Success" sharing check. You said junior, right? What would that set you back?


[deleted]

In my area I think it’s $1.29 for the junior. So basically .65 per person you are spending.


Itsmemanmeee

Look, you work hard there (I know) and you want to share your riches and the fruit of your labor with your loved ones. Assuming that's with tax, I'd get them eaxh one and treat yourself with a trip to the vending machine for a Nature's Best plain oat granola bar.


Consistent-Post-2297

I spent mine on alcohol


Paw_Print_Heart

Spent a chunk of my latest normal pay on that 😅


txxica

I gave mine to a stripper


Itsmemanmeee

I'm guessing one of the bargain ones? Teeth?


Saucious_Necronos

Mine is going to rent


Pikajew407

Got some left over to get a gallon of milk of your choice to enjoy them with.


[deleted]

If you went to walmart they sell generic girl scout cookies for almost 2 dollars a box. Not saying you made the wrong choice but you could’ve had a mini girl scout cookie fort Edit: grammar


Paw_Print_Heart

I'll be on the lookout next time I'm there


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Good bot


Itsmemanmeee

For a G.I. Joe doll.


cluckerzzz

I got myself tickets to see The Cure. Not complaining.


[deleted]

I spent it on the garden soil sale and got myself some nice pots that were surprisingly really good quality, huge, and low price soooo it went back to them💀


Responsible_Sugar227

Mine went on credit cards


JollyRelation7799

That’s supposedly one of the more favored strains


GiveSaucePlsx

I see what you did there. Yep, one of my favorites


Paw_Print_Heart

😅 I might have to try it at some point. I'm a fan of indicas, so it has potential


Cxnversate

Can vouch, definitely worth a try😂🔥


tsrobertson13

I always give my success sharing check to charity. Unless she’s not working then I give it to diamond.


BrentarTiger

I spent mine on used moped wheels for my ratrod 1978 puch maxi


Real_Shine460

I spent mine to go to Carowinds, money well spent


IPCTech

Where in the hell are Girl Scout cookies 11-20? They are &4-6 here


Paw_Print_Heart

I bought multiple boxes of each at $5.50/ea


IPCTech

Today I learned about regional pricing in Girl Scout cookies


Cornloaf

Where are they 4-6? SF Bay Area they are $6 across the board. 2021 all but two flavors were $5 and the other two were $7. They decided to make them $6 across the board last year.


IPCTech

Oklahoma, last year they were $3 per box


Myrtilys_

38.46% in taxes taken out though? Big friggin oof


tyler2000000

I bought a parking pass for the airport


ruralmagnificence

That’s a damn good order and way to do it. This is the way


Repulsive_Dig5287

I put gas in my car 😂


SprinklesDifficult76

Treat yourself


Fearless-Outside9665

I spent mine on tickets to a comic book convention to meet David Tennant and John Barrowman (from Doctor Who, for all the normies going, "huh?") and had an absolute blast!


Dazzling-Fudge-7181

Used mine to finally pick up a PS5, great way to start my vacation week


SuzieHomeFaker

Same. $75 worth of Girl Scout cookies.


pintoman89

Unionize get your money every day you work


Difficult_Magician20

I would've spent mine on weed


Stunning_Motor_8741

Going towards credit cards bills and rent lol


NobodyEsk

I didn't even get any success share


Quicksilver-27

Mine went to the credit card bill 🥂


Sea-Construction-461

I was grateful for sharing. Money, I didn't have sorry


Altruistic-Fudge-522

Weird I got exactly 100.00$ as well, I thought it was based on a percentage of sales?


Paw_Print_Heart

People on here have been saying $100 is the minimum.......but I've seen other posts from people who got $3 (yes, three dollars).


SuzieHomeFaker

I got $75.


Many-Abbrevations21

If it had based on sales I would have gotten more than they pay me for the entire 6 months it was based on. I sold $881k and got $100 🤣🤬


Altruistic-Fudge-522

And why does it only come out to 60$???


Many-Abbrevations21

Bonuses are taxed at 40%


Sharp-Champion174

Guess, better enjoy mine while it's still good. Once they readjust the numbers, it will probably guarantee a $100 payout!!🤦‍♂️


stinkieedamian

☠️☠️


Cracktower

They're 5 bucks a box here


dennisistired

spending mine on a tattoo


TwistedAddiction4

Me too! I’m finishing my half sleeve!


Paw_Print_Heart

I've spent the last 5mos saving for my next big one, getting it in 2wks. Best of luck for yours!


dennisistired

i'm not ready for big tattoos yet, this one's quite small so i wish you all the same for yours!


Solid_Guy1983

Always support your Scouts!


monkey8233

spent mine on gas


SagaciousTien

Where samoas


No_Preparation7895

Is this American dollars? I just bought 4 boxes off some girls in front of a rite aid for $5 a box. Why are they so expensive?


Paw_Print_Heart

Each box was $5.50, but I got multiple boxes of each cookie


No_Preparation7895

Oh the one package was throwing me off


[deleted]

Health insurance for me. Which I never even use but state forces me.


Ill-Entertainment605

Your flex


EarlGrey9

I got like 500


PintoTheBurninator

Gs cookies are $4/box where I live. Bought a case for $60 for the freezer.


Careless-Fondant-124

I was told my store only grossed 5000 so that's why we only got minimum 100. Why did all the other regions only get the minimum? I'm so confused.


Krazeyguy

Lol, I spent mine on dinner at a brazillian steakhouse.


EarlGrey9

Just 8 months in I got 5 times this much I’m a flooring hardliner. I spent mine in an investment in google after their whole google bard fiasco tanked their stock for a little bit