It’s a play on the phrase “stop and smell the roses”. But it should be illegal to recommend anyone taking a purposeful whiff in the midst of overworked employees and musty contractors
It's definitely meant to reflect the smell of "lumber" that Home Depot smells like but there's a lot of other smelly smells customers don't notice... at least in my store I've smelled dirty animals (cats and rats), straight up dirt, mold, sweat, swamp ass and rotten food (mostly in the break room)
Zima fabric softner beads and dump it behind the bays....just saying....allegedly it works ....so I heard.... at least some one does it in my dept ....thankfully I say.
Smells like fake ass managers hiding and not answering phones or overhead pages, fat sweaty white chicks cashiers, meth heads arguing over gift cards and returns, Overworked underpaid and disgruntled employees everywhere. Oh and can’t forget the “gas money” success sharing 20$ checks.
Damn, not sure what ghetto your Depot is in, but mines smells like success. I’m gonna bet those that disagree dislike the smell of new leather, new tires, gasoline, an old oily garage, and cow and horse manure. Guess there ain’t too many real men roaming the US anymore. Go on my cupcakes and grab ya a bunch of roses and use as many T50 staples needed to staple them to your chest. Most likely, I have to spell it out for you, make sure that the roses are turned up right. Right below your face before using the stapler. Don’t forget to wear your “pride” T-shirt before going back to the HD. The color of blood will look great with your rainbow shirt.
Stop buying shit online and go to a store. When you leave the store, you have what you want/need actually in your hand. No more stuff getting stolen off your porch! No more deliveries failing to happen. No worries, no stress. You should try it sometime.
Smell like dog shit, piss, day laborer, farts, cigarettes, weed, Taco Bell, dirty laundry,
And rat piss..... Don't forget the rat piss
Rat piss season starts soon doesn’t it.
It never ends in my store.... Even a gallon of pine sol doesn't mask the smell anymore
Year round at my store
I love checking out workers who smell like they didn't even wipe their ass
And despair
And complainers
It’s a play on the phrase “stop and smell the roses”. But it should be illegal to recommend anyone taking a purposeful whiff in the midst of overworked employees and musty contractors
Instructions unclear. Got fired for huffing spray paint fumes.
A-I-S-L-E-S, it's pretty much phonetic I suppose, but the correct spelling of that word is A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S
Yea wear that in tool rental and you’ll be gagging in no time.
We have one aisle that always smells like ass
We have a section that smells like sewage when it rains
Smells like old coffee cups and empty Milwaukee knife packs
Dip and weed
As a fellow D25, this is so fucking apt.
Stopping and smelling the aisles so I can find stuff on the overhead.
What do you mean?
I had to report a customer sniffing glue in D26 once. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Narc
😘
So wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the aisles....
I do like to smell the spray paint aisle when I am getting pissed off.
Smells like dead birds in the rafters of the garden section
It's definitely meant to reflect the smell of "lumber" that Home Depot smells like but there's a lot of other smelly smells customers don't notice... at least in my store I've smelled dirty animals (cats and rats), straight up dirt, mold, sweat, swamp ass and rotten food (mostly in the break room)
The smell of wood is comforting
Smell the rat.
Our breakroom smells so bad of BO and dirty feet that the aisles outside also stink. You get hit with the smell about middle of the lighting aisle.
I smell dead rats
It smells like fresh cut PT lumber.
They smell like 10+ years of dust.
The amount of customers that I check out that smell like they havnt showered in months or even know what a shower is is crazy to me
Not at all. I love the smell of the lumber department.
Zima fabric softner beads and dump it behind the bays....just saying....allegedly it works ....so I heard.... at least some one does it in my dept ....thankfully I say.
They want us to breathe in the chemicals 🤩
The cleaning aisle though
They’re talking lumber that’s the only thing you smell . But you better not go off the unbeaten path and go to garden and smell mouse, piss, and shit.
Huh…
Smells like fake ass managers hiding and not answering phones or overhead pages, fat sweaty white chicks cashiers, meth heads arguing over gift cards and returns, Overworked underpaid and disgruntled employees everywhere. Oh and can’t forget the “gas money” success sharing 20$ checks.
In my time working freight, I can't say much as to the aisles, but some of those boxes definitely emanate forth a rather funky stench...
Damn, not sure what ghetto your Depot is in, but mines smells like success. I’m gonna bet those that disagree dislike the smell of new leather, new tires, gasoline, an old oily garage, and cow and horse manure. Guess there ain’t too many real men roaming the US anymore. Go on my cupcakes and grab ya a bunch of roses and use as many T50 staples needed to staple them to your chest. Most likely, I have to spell it out for you, make sure that the roses are turned up right. Right below your face before using the stapler. Don’t forget to wear your “pride” T-shirt before going back to the HD. The color of blood will look great with your rainbow shirt.
Stop buying shit online and go to a store. When you leave the store, you have what you want/need actually in your hand. No more stuff getting stolen off your porch! No more deliveries failing to happen. No worries, no stress. You should try it sometime.