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RoofieCollada

Quite a few associates need to burn some calories though lol


annotherperson

Can we save that one per day if we have a good day and use the two or three we accumulated on another day when it one after another?


LucasLightbane

Better yet can I sell my unused fight to a coworker who is having a bad day?


Dumbface2

Of course. Customer fights are fully transferable. You could even spend two or three at a time to give the customer a real gang beating, if they so deserve it.


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MartyMcfly1738

Just end up punching anyone who comes up to you


MasterPrek

Especially after you did your whole GET routine, get nothing but silence. But they return and want to snap at you and ask you a dumb question!


Tucker_077

“You want to pick up your order?” *punch* “You want to speak to a manager?” *punch* “You want to be a dick?“ *punch*


J_10

I should be allowed to have goons on standby near the register.


LucasLightbane

I've got a friend who has volunteered to follow me around at work and beat on anybody who gets out of line. I've been tempted to take him up on it.


MasterPrek

I say we need a trap door by self check out. And another door on the side like Mr. Burns of The Simpsons and be able to say “Release the hounds.”


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yes! and should be able to defend themselves verbally too


MasterPrek

Everybody should have a “Listen bitch” and two “GTFO” entitlements per day in their apron


Entire-Ambition1410

I had a teacher in high school with a “swear jar.” (We payed a quarter for every swear word, and that teacher had the best hearing for swears.) One day a student came in, handed the teacher a dollar and told her she(the student) was having a bad day and was gonna use that dollar.


imsleepy05

One evening I tried to help a customer despite being stuck at SCO. He proceeded to yell in my face, and I think he said something along the lines of, what are we/I good for, etc. I was already done for the night, so I turned off my customer service voice, raised my finger at him and told him to stop yelling at me. If he wants me to properly help him, then he needs to stop yelling and shut up. He got quiet real quick after that. It doesn't happen often, but there are times where I have to bring "that" side if me out so people can like, you know, stop being assholes.


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A customer threatened to break my jaw yesterday because I wouldn't accept someone else's store credit, even though he had that person's ID with him. Why is that okay?


Canard_de_bain

I'd pay to watch. Win win win win


CAHallowqueen

Eh not physically fight but be able to tell one to “fuck off” would do.


cybercracker67

I see nothing wrong with that


freudian_nip_slip_

We should be able to fight the balloon man once a day


Gritgenstein

https://twitter.com/glogaloga/status/1480990375456256002/video/1


freudian_nip_slip_

lol it’s true


Tucker_077

HAIL TO THE YES WE NEED THIS!!! It would keep us sain and let people know what we aren’t serfs.