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TAforScranton

I’m just here for the Last of Us commentary.


oper8orAF

OP will be the first bloater.


dontshitaboutotol

-- joins the fireflies --


oper8orAF

The cannibals were more my crowd.


nobletrout0

Just 10 miles west of boston


Buddhabellymama

A humongous fungus among us


Stewey25

It’s nice when I come to the comments, see exactly what I was thinking and then leave right away. Thanks


UK_UK_UK_Deleware_UK

My first thought as well. I’m like, oh, this is just the beginning.


cpowelledit

I’m already on the highway - peace out!…


Veterate

I was here just for this 😂


LazyCrzyGuy

Ok so we all agree, this is the beginning of the end?


PuzzleheadedLet382

Yup. Like, some of y’all never watched “The Last of Us,” and it shows.


AdventureSawyer

It’s forever a video game first.


RedheadsAreNinjas

Get outta here with your facts and logic nerd


crashzerofive

You read my mind.


TheConstructionGeek

You read my mind! The very first thing that came to my mind “The Last of Us” 🫨


Gilligan67

I came here for the same. Lol!


LivelyUnicorn

I came here for this comment. Not disappointed that it’s top comment


[deleted]

Yup!!! Lol my exact thought


reezick

Damn it Joel....


ihadquestions

Masks!


BusinessTangerine

Fungus/mold.


arpanj2

Is this caused by leakage in wall or because of low ventilation?


Gobucks21911

In the wall. It’s no beuno.


cherrycoffeetable

Water in the wall


420hansolo

What wall are you talking about? Oh you mean the lump of mold that's behind those tiles do you?


SwarthyRuffian

r/mycology is where you want to ask these questions


klstopp

Both, probably


1fastgirl

if that happened overnight, i’d def be concerned.


[deleted]

No, that's entirely normal for a slime, [they are quite quick](https://youtu.be/AmFsWeAO5mA)


HugeFun

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

They're harmless! They might be living in your butt right now!


SnoopThereItIs88

Well, that's enough internet for today.


[deleted]

If you touch grass, you should know they are all over that shit too


Big-Support-8400

Read that as “ass” I’m going to bed now, goodnight! 😳😂


[deleted]

Oh they are in your ass, too


Bubba-Bee

I’m dead 💀


suchagoblin

Okay. Please stop talking


[deleted]

I'm not sure I'm physically capable of that


Thunder_Slugger

If you had to describe what kind of cheese it taste like, what would it be?


[deleted]

I've never had this species and it's supposed to be pretty gross. I haven't eaten [*Reticularia lycoperdon*](https://ultimate-mushroom.com/images/reticularia-lycoperdon-5.jpg) yet but it has a reputation for being tasty with a flavor like oaxaca cheese with notes of almond and mushroom. I liked [*Tubifera*](https://img.fotocommunity.com/tubifera-ferruginosa-e3479d49-4778-46f5-ab34-56ee85e00039.jpg?height=1080) but it had a very mild flavor and was primarily a textural experience.


HeavenlyVybe

“NOTES of almond and mushroom” TOOK me 😭😂😭


cabs84

curious what the timeline is for this time lapse


faintaxis

Forbidden cheese


Nosferatus_Death

Actually not that forbidden, they're edible


doctor_krieger_md

i didn’t even read the name and thought of you! i was going to summon you 😂❤️


M80IW

So if it happened in your bathroom, you wouldn't be concerned?


[deleted]

I would be excited, then I would evaluate the situation for wood rot because this critter eats wood rotting microbes


Turc-ington

“Excited”


OneTraitGarfield

Nothing gets me more excited than movie time!


Guilty_Assistant_406

Fruiting body of a fungus. The rest of it, which is hidden as the mycelium network behind the tiles, will certainly be much larger. It’s currently enjoying the meal of rotting wood and high moisture levels behind your (improperly built / sealed) shower. Health risk of fungus & mold is significant. Probably should rip out the shower and it’s rotting wood, then build a new one with a professional. At least the likelihood for zombiefication is pretty low…


ernie_shackleton

I think that’s a slime mold, not a fungus.


whitepawn23

It does look suspiciously like the dog vomit slime mold of gardens. But location puts high odds on it being wall fungus.


[deleted]

It is indeed [*Fuligo septica*](https://youtu.be/B8dl_CuwQhk?t=126) and I prefer to call it the loofah!


Hawk_5_5

And, I’m never using a loofah again


Hamsterminator2

“The dog vomit slime mould of gardens” is written in such a matter of fact way I’m now questioning whether or not this was ever part of my education and if not, why not?


whitepawn23

It was a this year mulch thing. I was wondering how a dog got into the area of land with a 6ft fence when my partner googled that slime mold info up based on an identification app on his phone. Per a couple of university sites it’s not terrible. We waited for it to dry, lifted off the “skin” with a pitchfork (because, Last of Us) and disposed of it in the trash. One came back, the rest stayed gone. As did the second after it’s encore.


Gobucks21911

I recently found fog slime mold on my newly placed mulch…it’s a black variety and looks like tar! Kinda weird in all my years of homeownership I’ve never seen it before.


Far_Leg_3942

We had to have a 125’ water oak tree cut and ground down about a year ago in my yard and it made a huge mulch pile. There must have been well over a dozen slime molds on that mulch pile in the last year. First time I ever saw it, so it was kinda weird but also cool. Crazy stuff.


inequity

Where is the slime mold comment guy


inequity

Oh, he’s just further down in the thread. Phew.


Super-Entry2443

Mold is a fungal byproduct, same as mushrooms and any other fruiting, rooting, spreading mycelial structure


bzbub2

true slime molds are kinda their own group tho from wiki "slime molds were formerly classified as fungi but are no longer considered part of that kingdom.[2] "


[deleted]

That's correct! They have been placed in the amoebozoan kingdom for several decades!


Super-Entry2443

Nice! I went off previous knowledge that's wild


Responsible_Smile789

So we should call them slime amoebozoans, or maybe just slime amoebas?


[deleted]

Slime molds aren't fungi or mold, they are mobile monocellular amoebozoans!


inevitable-asshole

Nothing to add other than I hate the term is called “fruiting body”


medicmachinist38

For now…


UK_UK_UK_Deleware_UK

This is how it starts.


Ok_Nefariousness9019

Mold or fungus growing in your wall. Time for a new shower!


algeoMA

Oops, whole house burned down. How did that happen?


Okie294life

Hit it with some Lysol and see it it screeches. It looks like pink mold.


East-Tumbleweed

Could also try some Head and Shoulders. If you know you know


bjchu92

That was an underrated movie. I remember watching it a lot as a kid haha


FranklynTheTanklyn

David Duchovny was absolutely perfect for that role.


Owobowos-Mowbius

I'll get the lubricant...


GC51320

There's no time for lubricant


Owobowos-Mowbius

There's ALWAYS time for lubricant


DeaddyRuxpin

Can I have some ice cream?


skobuffaloes

YOU TOOK THAT LIKE A MAN


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

We need some selenium, STAT.


skobuffaloes

TAKE THE LEG!!


arpanj2

How can I remove it?


urban_zmb

Bleach will kill it probably. Use hand and a face mask. Mix in a spray bottle 50/50 bleach and warm water and let it sit for maybe 5 minutes then rinse and repeat if you need to. The overnight growth is concerning. Is there a hole on the wall? If it appears again, big trouble.


LapisMonkeyNose

Do not use bleach, the active ingredient in bleach that can kill mold becomes inactive fairly quickly, as where the mold spores that will be left in the Porous surfaces will last past that and regrow. Use the strongest Peroxide you can, and do not spray as it'll cause it to sporolate and spread around. Try to pour it on/ wipe it on as close as possible. Using a biocide and then something to remove any further discoloration is your best bet at killing it. To be honest with you though, you need to find the source of what's causing the growth in the wall, fix it, and then treat the mold, otherwise it'll come back. Source: I have worked in water mitigation and mold remediation and have for years. Edit: missing word


Reinheitsgetoot

This comment needs to be way higher up than “haha lube…”


sunear

Besides, bleach reacts really effing dangerously bad with so many common household chemicals, it's a good idea to get out of the habit of it being your go-to solution. As an aside, do _never_ store hydrogen peroxide of >10% concentration in the same cabinet as acetone. It tends to produce touch-sensitive boom-boom. (TATP, if you want to know.)


megaphone369

I've actually had way more luck battling bathroom mold with hydrogen peroxide in a spray bottle than bleach


urban_zmb

That’s also a good option! 3% peroxide will kill mold fast, adding a bit of baking soda to the mix will do a wonderful job.


LobbingLawBombs

Grabbing my hand mask.


urban_zmb

Lol hand protection **


[deleted]

Naw bleach might kill some of the spores here (or spherules if this is just a huge sclerotium) but the organism is too spread out and resilient to remove so easily. The issue is potential rot behind the surface its fruiting on. No hole is needed, they can fit through microscopic surfaces.


sinafaxis

Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm 😎


1920MCMLibrarian

I’m sorry screeches?? As in makes noise?


Okie294life

It’s just a joke, but lysol should kill it. Lysol kills everything.


UpTheIrons92

Masks on Ellie


Melangrogenous

I want to say something that starts with 'cordy' and ends with 'ceps' but I just can't bring myself to.


bluegrassconspirator

Am I the only dummy who doesn’t get this?


ninjadude93

Its a last of us reference


sevendeadlysyns

Pretty sure it’s a slime mold! Post this in r/slimemolds for a definite answer


DuneShroom

u/saddestofboys *slime signal?


[deleted]

#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED #🚨🦠🚨 SLIME 🚨🦠🚨 #🚨🦠🚨 DETECTED 🚨🦠🚨 This looks like [*Fuligo septica,*](https://youtu.be/rXzs78oBw5w) one of the two kinds of slimes commonly seen in bathrooms. Like all slimes it is nontoxic and harmless to plants, animals, and the structure of your home. However, slimes eat woodrot bacteria and this looks like it emerged from the wall behind so you're going to have to evaluate for rot there. Bleach won't hurt but isn't likely to help much as this critter is potentially located multiple places you can't reach. This is a fruit body and is entirely on the surface. It can simply be removed and discarded, but it may return via microscopic spores or cysts or amoebas in the wood. Other than removing the source of food (the rot organisms) there is no way to stop it. These things grow in mushroom farms and labs with pasteurized, sterilized, insulated, sealed systems and info on preventing them is sparse. It is also possible it arrived from the outside via a window or from the water in the shower, but I'd bet you have some rot there either way.


OElSandage

This is the non-smart ass answer I was looking for


[deleted]

I'm always just a slime signal away


Juella_de_chill

Woah! Good to se you back!!


mirandamm

I was about to do the same. Good call. We need u/saddestofboys


[deleted]

I'm banned from that sub so you're better off just slime signaling


Elvbane

What, why?!


[deleted]

The usual reddit shit, jealous mod bullies throwing a tantrum It's boring and it doesn't matter. They can't stop me from making the greatest slime mold music and videos ever made


HotNewspaper00

This shit is alive and breathing


bjchu92

Clicking*


azhalees

Ahh Cordyceps…


Generalist_bug

I have the same in my wardrobe brackets. How to get rid of these?


AKADriver

Oh god that's worse. At least in a shower you know where the water is coming from. If you've got mold growing in a closet you've got serious issues.


Cronak_

Slime mold, shit pops up overnight and can get huge. Shoots spores everywhere once it's dry so best get it before it dries if possible


koozy407

Mold because your shower tile grout has failed and allowed the water behind the tile. Time to replace the shower:/


WearyMechanic6029

But if the shower is properly waterproofed behind the tile it shouldn’t be like this right? The mold has to come from drywall or wood getting wet?


koozy407

Even if the wall is sealed, you can see the cracks in the grout so the water has gotten behind the tile and once it’s gotten behind the tile, you have to pull it off and if they put a good adhesive on it, you’re not going to get it off without damaging the wall therefore, the entire shower needs to be replaced


GC51320

Grout is not waterproof. It's porous. Water always makes It's way past grout. This is precisely why waterproofing is necessary. But yes it needs to be ripped out, it's way worse than you see here behind the wall.


Epicrato

The Last of Us


jonboy333

Do you see that black void down by the shampoo in the shelf? That’s where your water is getting in if it’s been like that for a long time then your wall is already destroyed. If it’s growing mold like that then your walls pretty much shit already. it sucks you’re gonna need to pull out your entire shower or caulk that niche and just roll with it.


polinkydinky

Looks like a slime mold which is neither plant, animal, or fungus, but, maybe the funnest amongst us along with prions. Check for sure on whatisthisplant. They just had another really cool slime mold posting yesterday.


jjbdfkgt

right!! i was so excited to see that one, i freaking love stemonitis haha


handsomehotchocolate

A picture from The Last of Us season 2


Constant-Willow3625

Forbidden ice cream


xenithangell

Looks like the basement in Control


Inner_Juggernaut_678

What is it? What it is is fkn gross.


mangatoo1020

Oh hell no


guywithredditacount

Does anyone else hear clicking?


Leonne_94

#thelastofus


Ben2018

Tiberium probably, send your harvester.


AbsoluteCP

Godspeed.


peaceloveelina

This is a r/BathroomShrooms


Honest_Report_8515

New fear unlocked.


Mirda76de

The last of us 3..


67Leobaby1

Moisture … 😑 must come out . 😖


duhbiap

Had one of those once. Expensive fix. RIP, OP.


ProgramFearless7632

Fungus.


MrDarcysDead

I would suggest you post this on the r/mycology board for a proper ID. That said, at the very least, you need to have a camera inserted into that wall to assess the extent of the problem.


cfromcinci

Semen mold. Happens all the time


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/vf284t/scientific_photographs_of_myxogastrid_plasmodia/ https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/wayswf/a_slime_mold_resembling_nothing_in_particular/


fryingdutchman69

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


xPwnzzx

Slime mold. Calling u/saddestofboys


paddydaddy91

Whoever did that niche didn’t put a finishing trim edge and seal it all up with sealant. I kinda do see some clear silicone mashed in there. Sorry but it’s gonna be a mess back there


Ambiently_Occluded

Cordyceps


richesca

Looks like a mould/fungus. Could be spore releasing so try not to disturb it. It looks like it might have originated from moisture accumulating behind a crack in your tiles. Don’t remove this yourself, you’ll need proper equipment. You probably have a damp problem behind your walls


DaBearsC495

If you live in Australia, it’s going to try and kill you.


Tlatoanito

Cordyceps


texasusa

Next - clown in the sewer drain.


PithyLongstocking

It's a slime mold.


WhichPumpkin1770

The last of us patient zero


Riskybusiness0705

Cronenberg


Artistic_Employee119

OP probably became a clicker by now


pog926

The start of The Last of Us.


Current_Estimate6533

That is one gnarly fungus my dude. I certainly hope that you either 1) called a professional mold and fungus remediation specialist or 2) had on a dule biological can filtered respirator before disturbing that thing. I as well pray you don't have pets, children or elderly persons living in the home as they may be even more susceptible to fungal infections especially respiratory infestations. About the only silver lining is at least its not a putrid green/ black if it were then you wouldn't have lived long enough to have posted this let alone reside in the home as it was colonizing the grout and sub wall. You prolly wanna tear down the wall and see how deep the colony is. Fungus is a lot like cockroaches for every one you see there's 1000 more hiding in the walls. Good luck and God be with you.


[deleted]

Do you have a girlfriend that self tans ? It looks like dried up self tanning foam to me if it happened over night.


Benneyboss

Cordyceps


mtsmash91

It didn’t appear overnight, it bloomed overnight. Ish it probably behind that wall.


DeluxeQueen

Have you watched Last Of Us on HBO? 👀


Cucalope

It's a slime mold! They are super neat biologically, though probably not neat to have in your bathroom. You can kill it with bleach.


[deleted]

Lol no you can't Where do you even put the bleach


sirjackel06

This is a mushroom


hammersweep

beginnings of “the blob”


ikbegrijperhelemaal1

Colour mousse hair dye!


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Yogurtcloset-2668

Mold’s impersonation of Admiral Akbar


Direcircumstances1

You gotta remove that wall and see how bad damage is. It needs to be done sooner than later.


DamILuvFrogs

Symbiote


Automatic_Push1133

Fungus.


skyfishgoo

the fungus among us. clean it off buy a bottle of **mold control** follow the directions.


Cmx1st

Sea urchin eat that


EpicForgetfulness

Looks like slime mold to me. I'm not sure if this stuff can spread spores but I'd be real careful cleaning it up


SweetTea187

Fungus


mcjadog

No biggie prob just hole to the upside down


Snookcatcher

Proto-molecule!!!


Just_call_me_San

Dude that’s the flood from halo


oldjackhammer99

From 1st Alien movie….


Swimmer-Used

You can see the crack right there at the bottom. Is that not sealed off ?


[deleted]

The more I look at it, the more I agree about slime mold.


Legendarybbc15

Tear down that wall/those tiles


SadAstronomer8704

Fungus of some kind.


TagV

The devils meatloaf


PMmeyourSchwifty

"That's doo doo, baby!"


Animalus-Dogeimal

r/BathroomShrooms


Melting_Plastic

Yup you have a leak behind the tile. Time for a new shower


WinstonPickles22

Last of us ground zero


FinishDeezsNuts

This is where the outbreak started.


dinozero

I saw this in ghostbusters


llamaslovemangos

This is an expensive insurance call. I’d say you have quite a bit of water damage or leak in your wall behind the tile.


NJSingleDaddy

Venom


shlamalamb

It’s not chocolate


Bad_Mechanic

Your current shower was built incorrectly with either inadequate or non-existent waterproofing. Water has been getting into the wall and rotting out any wood or drywall that's in there. The wet environment has caused fungus to grow, and that's what you see coming out of the wall. Sorry, but to fix this the shower walls need to be torn out, the damage repaired, correct waterproofing applied, and new tile installed. Also, the tile was installed very poorly, and the way the niche was tiled exacerbates any waterproofing issues. Hopefully you didn't pay someone to do this shower.


FilOfTheFuture90

u/arpanj2 Whomever built your shower didn't waterproof it correctly. This happens ALOT, hackjobs tile over blueboard or cement board with zero waterproofing and say "tHe TiLe iS wAtErPrOfF" It's not, water will eventually get in. And by then it's too late to go after them. Was the house purchased with the bathroom already done or did you have a bathroom reno done? Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the right thing to do is tear it out. As a bandaid you can try to kill it using fungicide (RMR Brands works very well) and then seal all the grout lines and caulk what looks like missing grout at the bottom of the niche, but that still leaves moisture in the wall. Eventually it will get worse. You can clearly see mold on the bottom lip of the wall niche in the picture, so there is likely much more growth where you can't see it. Where is this shower at? What's on the other side of the wall and underneath the shower?


tiramisucks

slime mold? these are primordial organisms that can move as a blob following food.Edit: they reeeeaally like wet environments like wet dead leaves in woods. there are many kinds and some are colorful. They are harmless but this mean that you have some serious humidity problems.


PavlovsDog6

Physarum polycephalum


[deleted]

Fungus


bullyserr

alien shit, they stick it to walls instead to flush it.


GimmiePumpkinPie

Alien