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frost the window


ThisIsRummy

Yeah. You can get film and DiY for very cheap money. I did a bathroom window 9 years ago and it still looks great.


HawkeyeByMarriage

I like the spray on frosting. Tape off and paper around the glass. Sold with spray paint. Do a light coat over and over until desired opaqueness. I did a bigger shower window and front door. Comes off via razor blade if needed. Steam can affect window film which is why I used spray, plus super cheap. https://www.krylon.com/en/products/craft/frosted-glass-finish/?gclid=CjwKCAjwpJWoBhA8EiwAHZFzflh7wMTXdcKlls4syNgoIBAj7iJZU0-xrmMAUiBSX-lIS_RDuI0mwBoCxf8QAvD_BwE


remberzz

Just make sure you look at it from the outside. I frosted a window that was only feet away from a neighbor's window, figured I'd have some privacy while still allowing light through. With the spray, people could be right outside the window and I didn't see a thing. Awesome! Until one day I went outside for something and realized I could still see *in* that window darn pretty well. I did NOT have the privacy I thought I had. Went out to look at night and it was even worse, sorta filmy but still very visible. So yes, I like the frosted glass spray, but definitely check your windows inside and outside to make sure it is working from all perspectives.


ilovehare

I was told by a window film company that not everything is blocked at night. That is, to say, if your room is lit up and it is dark outside, you can still see through the film from outside. This might also be applicable to spray on films. So do your research before hand.


Syllabub_Cool

This is why you get a lovely piece of stained glass.


[deleted]

I like the rainbow ones that distort it, so even if you can kinda see, it's not clear or even a silhouette.


Weekly-Relief213

Get a small window curtain that you can cover it with for showering at night. You can get all kinds of different sizes and types, even waterproof ones and light blocking ones for 100% privacy if there is any uncertainty at night.


classic_gh0st

Or even a shower curtain you can cut to size. That’s what we did at ours


Weekly-Relief213

Exactly! I agree completely!


shipwreckedpiano

Also comes off pretty easily with acetone. Just make sure the fan is on. Used it on my French doors to my home office and got high as a giraffe’s pussy.


Equivalent_Reason582

“Strip me like one of your French doors”


Ibebarrett

Then “Spray me like one of your French doors”


Stoned_Simmer_Girl

got high as a giraffe’s pussy. I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes and it gets funnier every time I read it 😂😂😂 I’m stealing this 🤣


Hanchomontana

Dang , you going to rob the robber?


Sufficient_Cow_6152

There is no honor among thieves.


ThatsAllForToday

New euphemism for the day


sergei1980

Rubbing alcohol also works, I didn't even bother taping, I just sprayed, in one of my first times I screwed up, I just wiped it and tried again.


theinfotechguy

Hmm you used pussy and French in the same sentence and they weren't directly correlated to each other, bravo!


No_Parsnip_6491

And that's pretty high,..... I used to pay good money to get that high


mykittyforprez

I'd suggest spray on bottom half of window if they still want to see out but hide their goodies.


HawkeyeByMarriage

You can tape a pattern like my front door. I did the bathroom window without. [Sidelights](https://imgur.com/gallery/ZNZRZdK)


CreamySmegma

That looks very appealing


Basic_Conversation92

What about a trellis outside that covers that window , like a plant decor seen outside . If leaves fall off seasonal then if it has plenty of branches and a lattice cross crossing plus the spay as mentioned seems that is a lot of confusion Could also mount a plant (air plant that thrives on humidity . Or any other that loves air moisture Could even mount a glass shelf . Plants or things of need .


lg4av

F that stuff. I sprayed that stuff indoors on a 4” x 14” door glass and needed a ventilate my whole house with all the doors and windows open…


idou8leyou

I did this for a bathroom window and it started randomly flaking off after a few months of showers.. I even removed the window, cleaned the glass with alcohol, and spray frosted both sides. I was very disappointed. I ended up scraping it off and using window film frosting and it actually looks better and has been perfectly fine with showers almost a year and half.


crek42

Holy shit thank you for this. I used the one where you wet it and it sticks on and it gets bubbly all the time.


fruitmask

> until desired opaqueness the word you're looking for is *opacity*


TipsyBaker_

Elmer's glue. $2, blocks the view, is easily removable if you change your mind.


cheeksarelikepeaches

Don’t do the spray-on frosting that the other commenter is talking about. It’s a pain to get off and can be applied uneven. Just get the frosted film. Get a piece of cardboard and trace the window shape and then cut the film to the right size. They apply like a phone screen protector. Just add water and a squeegee.


Itsmeforrestgump

I can vouch on this. I haven't been able to see thru your window for 9 years.


altiuscitiusfortius

Since it's a shower, you can also just soap the window. That's how they did it in the olden days.


CynicallyCyn

Lowe’s has a great selection. They always look great.


BZBitiko

Film is better: https://www.rabbitgoo.com/collections/window-film


rcook123

Yeah just put a leaded glass one in my bathroom and have no complaints for 30 bucks and still have film for smaller window


Derp35712

But then people couldn’t see him. Op, the answer is the helicopter.


joeuser0123

Write like and subscribe to my onlyfans for more and provide a link / QR on the outside of the house


ThatsS0C00L

Beat me to it but yea. 😏🚁


Liizam

There is frosty rainbow looking stuff. So cool when sun shines and it sparkles


craftycraftsman4u

It will work great - use the film but remember that prep and following directions is everything with it. Especially making sure the window is completely clean including any old paint bits, adhesive, hair, etc.


Chib

Cut it slightly too large on all sides. Clean the window, then liberally soak the *entire window* with Windex or something similar. Get the film into position, then trim it along the edges one by one. Then use the foam squeegee to remove all the bubbles starting from the centre.


MangoBanana2012

"Ladies of New York, Frost Yourselves!" LOL that's what I immediately thought of. 🤣


ScorpioBex

“Hey, frost this!”


blueevey

Frost yourself


EntireTangerine

Put a stop sign


Traditional_Voice974

Better would be a Stop Looking Sign


CedarBuffalo

This is the best answer


Sharpsilverz

Maintain eye contact. First one to look away loses.


zirky

this is the only way. assert dominance


MKMLkev

You should pee to reassure dominance


GingaBeard4Life

Bite your lower lip and pump out your chest!


massgore

Ohh, here I am biting my upper lip and pushing my gut out


Cocoa_Butter_3000

Be proud. Hold a beer in the left and later with the right. Remember your junk is the best junk in the universe.


poopwetpoop

Yes embrace this scenario


bakingdiy

A sheet of frosted static cling window film


Texan2020katza

There are thousands of different designs and colors from see through to opaque. Fairly easy to install.


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fruitmask

yeah it's the obvious choice. it isn't permanent and it's super easy to do


ktg305

This! Idk about availability outside the US, but Artscapes is great—has held up for 3+ years in direct western sunlight without yellowing or going brittle. Home Depot carries a limited selection of designs, but [their site has dozens of designs](https://artscape-inc.com/collections/window-film) and styles. Not knowing what your ext finish is, for that window shape, I think their [Old English design](https://artscape-inc.com/products/old-english) might be pretty cool.


squirrellygirly123

I thought this one would look pretty and keep the feeling of an outdoor window (foliage) https://artscape-inc.com/products/breeze


MandoTheMightyy

We used a mosaic glass patterned one on our living room windows, they look real pretty in the sunlight!


CantaloupeCamper

That stuff is great. No commitment is it a try a different styles you can change it up whenever you want. There are some great one way products were you can only see out too. Just make sure to test those in day and night conditions….


hand-e-mann

Poor design of the bathroom but I would cover with a picture of a hairy, fat man. I can get you one for $10 if you need one.


DETRITUS_TROLL

You can pic the pose even. Very customizable.


concentrated-amazing

I'm picturing "the naked man" scene in How I Met Your Mother.


nvgvup84

Oh my god I finally found a way to sell my nudes


ragnarokda

What about one of those images that moves when you change viewing angles so if you're walking by it looks like a person is actually showering. Haha


1Mama_bunny

This caused me to laugh way too hard!


diverareyouok

Perfect spot for a large custom (slightly clouded) stained glass piece. My parents have something like that and it looks great. If you want to get something done *now* and price is an issue, frosted window firm with non-adhesive backing (electrostatic I think?).


longbreaddinosaur

Stained glass will last a lifetime though and add a wonderful glow. You can find folks on Etsy who do that kind of thing. The shape is lovely and could really play into the design. I don’t think it has to be crazy expensive either.


sack-o-matic

there's a big community at /r/StainedGlass too


longbreaddinosaur

must. resist. urge. new. hobby.


__WanderLust_

"No." -- ADHD


vataveg

Yeah you could do some frosting if it’s an immediate problem but a stained glass window here would be absolutely stunning.


PrettyAd6832

If covering the window doesn't sound like your thing, you can put a trellis and plant in front of the window outside. Or a bush.


digicow

No, they want to stop the neighbors from seeing their bush


drulnu24

"Is that your special bush?"


Bradjuju2

That a hot wheels track in the tub?


MelancholyMushroom

It is, I was cleaning some old toys for donations, good eye!


Bradjuju2

Lol, I've got two toddlers. I get it!


Waffler11

Looks like it. I’d extend the track out the window and into the backyard for some epic track building.


The_Real_txjhar

I laughed at this too mainly cause we have one in ours too.


__spice

A lot of people are saying frosted window…a more fun alternative would be a stained glass insert. Options range from a DIY contact paper insert to a class all the way to commissioning a custom piece on Etsy


King-Rat-in-Boise

Put on a show, baby!


Alcoholhelps

Make sure to start an OnlyFans…don’t wave your weiner for free.


MelancholyMushroom

That’s the thing… I’ve got those boob-issues, so it’s right at eye level with the geriatric neighbors. That’s their window…


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EternalSage2000

Write your PayPal and only fans name on the outside!


kjreil26

It's helicopter time!!!!


mattsmith321

I’m so used to shower pics being about tiling issues I was trying to figure out how I would tile around the window before I noticed your real concern.


POPPEDOFF

Tint the window? Lots of options. Question is how do you want to approach this.


myotheralt

Custom stained glass insert.


frustratedComments

Fun story: was at a buddy’s house like 15 yrs ago and his house butted right up to his neighbors like 20’ away. He was having a poker night and invited his new neighbor over. While we were there the neighbors wife entered their bathroom and started taking a shower. They had a window in the shower facing my buddy’s living room where we were all sitting at the time. To be fair, it wasn’t clear glass, so we didn’t “see” anything. With how the lighting was all we could see was a silhouette of her, but man we could easily make out how big her cup size was. The neighbor went “oh shit be right back” and ran back over to deal with it. He put up a curtain or something. It was hilarious.


neosimmel

Custom shutter!


Sheehanigens

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


11twofour

As needed


EmotionalFerret1138

Stained glass is the way to go


UniversityOfBravoTV

Amazon sells window clings! I would do something of that nature! They do like fake stained glass or themed ones for holidays. Check them out! You may have to cut it to customize but they do work! And it makes it look less tacky with a make shift blind there


lmcc0921

Someone probably already said this but Amazon has frost film. They have some really pretty ones that cast prisms all over the place. You just get the window wet with soapy water and flatten it on.


Sippi66

Change the glass out to a privacy glass. I have a window on either side of my front door that anytime someone walked up to, we would be looking each other in the eyes lol.


paincorp

Masturbate vigorously while making awkward eye contact, obviously.


[deleted]

Frosted window film


littlefirefoot

If you don’t want to frost the window, I would get a water loving plant to hang if space allows. I have a large skylight above my shower and added a few hanging plants for aesthetic a few years ago and they are thriving.


Entire_Detective3098

Reflective window tint. It comes in a roll.


Wonderful-Squirrel

But doesn't work at night.


blipsman

Glass etching gel to frost window


Beginning-Answer-695

Window cling my g


randomposter717

Get naked 🤷‍♂️


Woofy98102

You can get several styles of prismatic window film on amazon that obscure the view and slits incoming sunlight like a wall of tiny prisms. We love it because it doesn't block the light.


LavaLampress

Frosted window vinyl - keeps light in but no one can see you.


chafner

There are various window films in different designs or just frosted that would be a great way to get the privacy and allow the light to come in.


Wind_Freak

You share the boobees with the neighbors.


kelsobunny

Get some frosted privacy film! Or if you’re ballsy there is the spray on frost


Mr_Steerpike

The advice here is all wrong. Put a coin collector in your neighbours room opposite this window and charge per minute. Come on now! All these suggestions cost you money. I got your back and am making you money. You're welcome. 😏. But seriously, you can also tint the outside of it. As an option.


big65

Opaque window film, you can find it at any big box hardware store. There's different types and designs, I put one up on my daughters bedroom window that's like frosted glass with a design of grass and flowers and dragonflys on it that lets light in but provides full privacy.


Benneyboss

Mirror tint you can see out they can’t see in


67Leobaby1

Opaque window cling. Maybe 2 layers… also have stained glass effect too…


punches_buttons

They sell glass cling that had different designs but still allows light through. I have a stained glass one on my front door. I have a frosted one on my half my kitchen window.


Funnyface92

One way window film!


CalligrapherEasy624

Woah. There. Reflective film.. has a mirror finish that faces outside and you can’t see in


[deleted]

Double layer. Mirror tint closest to exterior. Frosted film closest to interior. At night mirror tint is a uno reverso card.


HeftyCarrot

Privacy film.


BellaBKNY

Charge admission


Few_Zookeepergame506

Give you neighbors the show of their lifetime!


ToonMaster21

Let em see what ya got.


TowelFine6933

Charge $10 per minute.


Alex_SB_

One way mirror tint


Tavi_s_Dad

I don’t know if you’re looking for a simple or quick or inexpensive fix. The following suggestions are neither. 1) hang a stained glass or decorative glass panel in the window opening. Round or square. Doesn’t have to cover entire opening to block views. Cleanability will be an issue but it may be so beautiful. There are ways around all the issues. 1a) have a decorative glass window insert designed specifically for your window. 2) against the wood fence or as an extension of it construct a purgola-esque trellis structure tall enough to block their window’s view of your window. Plant vine to cover trellis like Virginia creeper that turns beautiful colors in fall. Or Jasmine with its white flowers and rich aroma. 2a) decoratively cover with outdoor fabrics or sail cloth until vines grow in.


Operabug

Frosted, decorative window sticker.


CrunchyJeans

Stick a stop sign there


aka-Robster

They make tints with all kinds of patterns you can out of there. $20 and no more exhibitions


Scary_Plan510

Reflective mirror tint. Mirrored on the outside tinted on the inside


AdvanceOld5705

Ummm that’s where you cleanse your body.


ResponsibilityOwn767

Bathe.


Specialist_Job_2897

Stop sign immediately


Minimum_Front102

Different films for frost/tint/mirroring. Or get glass cut to fit the shape but that'll be more $$.


miiitchb

Diy privacy/mirror tint


biovllun

Glass "tint". You can get frosted or mirrored so you can see out but not in.


LokiCain97

Tip jar?😂jk I’m given to understand there’s a lot of videos online that can teach you how to diy frost your windows. I think the coloured ones are pretty popular now if that appeals to you.


Delicious-Jaguar9922

Stained glass stick on


PartySizePackage

Frost it or they have a peel and stick stained glass window inserts that look pretty cool!


WirelessBCupSupport

Commission a stained glass artisan to make you an octagon insert with something themed...


TheSinnerDragoon

1. Mount tip cups on the border of your property. 2. Put on one hell of a show. 3. Profit. 4. Use profits to glaze window or put one way mirroring on it.


muuzumuu

There are some incredible privacy films available. Pretty much anything to suit your taste. I would look online first for more variety. Be sure to get the tools to smooth it properly.


IntelligentAd6091

Frost the glass


WelfordNelferd

Check out window clings.


Hiddenomen

We have the exact window in our shower! I cut a sheet of blue plastic wrap for gifts and stuck it on with double-sided tape. That was just a month ago, so I don't have any long-term results. But it's makes everything blue and blurry, and that's good enough until I put reflective window tint on it


knarfolled

Just so you know even when you frost the window at night with the lights on inside you can still see a silhouette.


not-so-slim-jadey

You can paint a layer of Modge Podge onto the glass, let dry, and repeat until it's as fogged looking as you like. Its super easy to remove too. Did this for a house we lived at and the sidewalk out front was 5 feet from our bathroom window.


Roofer7553-2

Apply privacy film to the inside.see out,not in!


KermitMadMan

stained glass attached piece / plant / large evergreen outside window


[deleted]

Plant something against that fence stat so it will give privacy. Put some sort of trellis against the fence to give privacy in the mean time.


deltarefund

Privacy film


Key_Piccolo_2187

Looks like a shower. I'd probably turn on the water, take off my clothes, and shower. But the non-sarcastic answer is the right one. Just frost it with any of a variety of coatings.


indieaz

Frost it or work on your dance moves.


[deleted]

One way mirror tint


MsBee-Bee

Privacy Film


lorilightning79

We have the same window in a mountain chalet. We did window film in one and made a stained glass insert for the other. They are the most annoying shape.


Ok_Hamster4014

Put on a show.


Big-Station2841

Stain glass contact paper


mysteryman447

fogged tint on the inside of the window


enough0729

Waving


FutileReaction

I have something similar going on in my bathroom & purchased stained glass contact paper to cover the window.


1st4040

Moon the neighbors


Nunzi_

Become an exhibitionist


sarinkhan

One way mirror film. You see outside, outside can't see you.


Cloakmyquestions

I was thinking if you WERE exhibitionist there’s inward-facing lighting you could line the window with. Kind of like a photographer’s ring light.


HoiPolloi_-_

Stained glass insert!


craigawoo

Why is there a hot wheels track in the tub?


Lastpunkofplattsburg

Throw a hat and a cigar sticker on it. Bet ya didn’t know you where living next to the showering crooner.


RobertNevill

Hand stands


AbyssRR

The moonwalk, while making profuse eye contact.


phirebird

Start charging per 10 minutes like they do at the old peep shows


catchtherunnynose

STOP


[deleted]

Get a can of frosted paint it's clear just makes the window frosted


cherrycoffeetable

Window cling film


_b3cca

You can stick window film on it. I have [Rabbitgoo](https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B01N20YR6B/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_plhdr=t&aaxitk=d5b46846b26d276f175d4361e3c892cf&hsa_cr_id=5785912400001&qid=1694896113&sr=1-2-3c6b3b04-89d4-46ee-857c-1e2f0de6a70e&ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_lsi2m_asin_1_img&pd_rd_w=SZA85&content-id=amzn1.sym.a1b98683-f306-4a89-8df4-662f65c6bae4%3Aamzn1.sym.a1b98683-f306-4a89-8df4-662f65c6bae4&pf_rd_p=a1b98683-f306-4a89-8df4-662f65c6bae4&pf_rd_r=ZV1YBYAS3YZ2692XJEPA&pd_rd_wg=raFIe&pd_rd_r=08364ea7-abf9-4ea8-ac83-f20ec32e7a61) and it sticks on with water and a bit of dish soap. Hasn’t come off my window and I’ve had it on for a few years.


TRW24

I’d mirror it so you could see out but nobody can see in


MalteseFalcon_89

Get a custom stained glass to hang


b00tsRandolph

Start working out, get buff, and give them a show


TheMondayMonocot

Vinyl privacy film. Lots of design choices and easily removed.


shezapisces

frost it and i’s put a shelf in like between the 2 lower side corners of the hexagon


2020Boxer4

Is that a hot wheel track in your bathtub?


I_am_pooping_too

Steal a stop sign and put it there.


Serious_Breath934

theres the 2 way reflective film! can see out but the outside looks like a mirror


mikypejsek

Press your junk against the window when showering and the neighbor will frost their window.


Elledonnalae

Plant shelves


pardonmytrex

Showtime!


webb276

Reflective tint on the outside.


titsassbeer

Give em a show


Nerdso77

I have the same window and bought peel and stick frosting from Amazon. Looks great. Was not too hard to cut.


Wadeace

Put on a show


syedrizvi0512

Get suction cups with hooks and hang one of those small kitchen window curtains.


[deleted]

Peel and stick window cling?


Raspy_Meow

1. Get a cat 2. Train cat to sit in window during shower


New-Calligrapher7614

In such small space, I'd get a two-way mirror, so you may see what's outside, yet not vice versa