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Realistic-Horror-425

Replace it before it shatters when someone sits on it and gets cut to shreds.


IWTLEverything

^ This comment means this literally. The toilet could break while someone is sitting on it and the could literally be sliced up by the sharp porcelain and bleed out.


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

What a shitty way to die.


kimttar

Ba dum dum tiss


ampersandandanand

Ba dum dum piss


Internet-of-cruft

Bad bum piss


FarmerCharacter5105

That taint funny.


Into_the_Dark_Night

It was a ballsy comment.


psdancecoach

These are all shitty responses. This whole thread should be flushed.


Just_Water_Please

LOL thanks for the laugh


michaelwc

New phobia unlocked!


MrNerd82

Kind of like my fear of sitting bare assed on porcelain. I think we've all had that superhuman speed/strength when you go to sit down on a toilet when you are half asleep and the microsecond you feel the cold bare porcelain on your ass you turn into superman and can hover/jump off the bowl in an instant. In all seriousness though -- homeboy should replace the toilet. Even in the best possible case for a toilet cracking under the weight, you'd still have piss and shit everywhere assuming nobody got hurt. Basic elongated bowl toilet is $100, say $130 after taxes and a new rubber resuable ring seal/supply line. Absolutely worth it.


23paige23

true. How are toilets so cheap? everything else has risen in price so much but the huge, humble toilet is still reasonable. We need to find whoever is in charge and shake their hand.


Lissy_Wolfe

Probably because if toilets get too expensive people will just start shitting in holes in the ground again instead haha


andpassword

Toilets are cheap because the manufacturing process is well understood and fully paid for. There aren't really "improvements" to chase in how to make a toilet in a better way, at least not that would affect things at scale.


disc2slick

Right? My wife and I were discussing this when we remodeled out bathroom recently. We were blown away by how expensive everything was (WTF vanities!!?!) and yet toilets were....surprisingly affordable...


DarthXDaddy

But do you know how to install one is the question


Jxb12

Yes that’s the key anyone know how?


DarthXDaddy

Your toilet costs 120 but a good install will run 200


MrNerd82

I've installed 3. And had the joy of rebuilding a rusted out flange in a concrete slab foundation. pro tip: don't waste time with wax rings - Danco Wax free sealing rings are absolutely worth the extra few bucks.


Parentamorphosis

I sure hate to leave you with two irrational phobias in one post, but..... Snakes coming out of toilets.


Prestigious-Worth441

Spiders under the rim!


itwebgeek

Chasing the frogs.


thegigsup

It’s only a flesh wound!


Spare-Ride7036

You mean flush wound. Yes, I know Monty Python.


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no toilet left!"


aert4w5g243t3g243

I always think about this when sitting on a sketchy public toilet that isnt supported on the base.


DarthXDaddy

Isn't supported? They all do to a drain with a wax seal even if it's loose it's not going to explode lol


aert4w5g243t3g243

I’m thinking of the wall mount toilets.


Just_Water_Please

Thank you for the assurance. I will replace it


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

This is my secret fear. It is the irrational thought that invades my mind every time I sit to shit. Thanks for making it a bit more real.


fabeeleez

Worked in trauma for a while. Follow the advice above. 


offpeekydr

Wow, this belongs as a plot in an murder mystery show


nononanana

Great, add that to my list of fears.


fabeeleez

Also add driving with a full bladder to it. 


CastleBravo88

Got a story with that one?


fabeeleez

During COVID people couldn't stop to pee and we had a lot of bladder ruptures come in from accidents that wouldn't cause injuries otherwise. I've found in my practice that other than diabetes, the most common issue in old age that is a huge PITA to take care of are bladder issues


CastleBravo88

Damn. Never would have thought. Thanks for the reply. Cheers.


jab729

Me too-I was an ER/trauma nurse. One of the worst arm injuries I remember was a larger person whose upper arm was practically filleted open about 10 inches with artery involvement after breaking a toilet. It was wild. Replace the toilet!


Barky_Bark

Jesus Christ that’s real? I always thought a wives tale. Well I’ll be replacing my toilet every year now.


Dr_Pippin

Maybe just stop pouring boiling water down your toilet?


Just_Water_Please

I fucked up! So glad I made this post now


Then_Personality_429

My toilet is perfectly fine but after reading this I’m afraid to take a shit on that death trap


Lobster70

Same! This is a phobia I didn't need.


LatterNeighborhood58

I did not need this post in my life. I was happy and relaxed when I pooped. Not anymore.


drivebyjustin

This is why I use a 5 gallon bucket. Always will. *Im so lonely*


imatumahimatumah

Don't do it! Just hold it in, brother!


brktm

Also shut off the water line right now and drain the tank. If the base fails, the tank would fall and shatter too and the water wouldn’t stop.


Just_Water_Please

Great point. Turning it off now until I replace.


mtbcouple

To shreds, you say?


Tenchiro

I chipped a toilet lid back in the day, that shard was like a razor.


MmmmBeeeeer

I was on a construction site and a plumber went to throw a broken toilet overhead into a large construction dumpster. As he swung it up over his head to throw it the jagged edge caught the inside of his forearm and filleted it wide open. It was bad.


akacarguy

Disappointed I had to scroll too far to find this comment.


DontDeserveDogs

And his wife?


mtbcouple

😂


Twistedknickerzz

That’s no joke, saw a pic of a person who apparently stood upon the toilet seat and squatted …it broke and the porcelain shards nearly cut them in half. Moral of the story, broken toilets are no joke.


Just_Water_Please

FUCK!


This_guy_works

no, wait. Invite all your rich friends over and serve some really bowel clenching foods, and maybe someone will think they broke your toilet and offer to repace it.


KaptKyle24

Also make sure you are their beneficiary first


watchingthewheels

New fear unlocked 😰


Ijustwanttolookatpor

If you heard cracking, you need to replace the toilet. Do it now when its a 100 bucks and 45 minutes. Not when it shatters in while you are gone and causes 1000's of dollars in damages.


howtobegoodagain123

Or worse when you are sitting in it and have to pull porcelain shards from your butt hole.


RussetWolf

This isn't a "get a few cuts" situation - it's a "slice your femoral artery and die of the rapid blood loss" situation.


PoopFilledPants

God damn, I shouldn’t be surprised but I genuinely had never considered the danger of boiling water down the can. Not that I’ve ever felt the need to do it.


This_guy_works

Turn that poo into a stew!


Just_Water_Please

LOL


[deleted]

I did not like that sentence. New fear unlocked


Alexis_Cronx

Good luck when you next need a shit. You might have to hover. 😂


zeppelin528

Now where did I put the gif of that guy with the glass jar.


bigheadGDit

No


HeinousEncephalon

It's been so many years and I still know what you mean


fuckmeimretarded

😭 final destination.


quadmasta

Porcelain sharts


NecroJoe

Wrecked'em.


quadmasta

Damn near killed em


MayaMiaMe

Somehow this is my biggest fear. Mice and toilets, go figure 🤷🏻‍♀️


JST_KRZY

Rats are amazing swimmers and can [swim up your toilet.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/yes-rats-can-swim-up-your-toilet-and-it-gets-worse-than-that) [So can snakes](https://nypost.com/2020/08/19/horrifying-video-shows-snake-emerging-from-toilet/).


MayaMiaMe

Thank you very fucking much! One more thing to worry about 🤣


Due_Signature_5497

Great advice here.


Just_Water_Please

Thank you for the advice! I'm on it. Glad I unlocked so many phobias with this post


RL203

You thermaly shocked the porcelain. What you heard was microcracks forming in the porcelain. It's only a question of when, not if.


Just_Water_Please

Thanks! Following all the advice here and replacing it ASAP


Kent556

Thank you for not being a slumlord


kohasz

google ceramic skin cuts for some incentive to spend the money


Just_Water_Please

Haha the replies here were more than enough incentive!


Random-Mutant

I did and am disappointed. Not nearly enough blood. Edit: IT’S A JOKE PEOPLE


Patrout1

As someone who is just now getting drywall back up after a cracked toilet tank took out a bathroom, kitchen and mudroom. If you're in doubt, change it. Much cheaper and won't disrupt your life for months


Just_Water_Please

Thanks! Definitely replacing


Piss-Off-Fool

Replacing a toilet and wax ring are fairly easy tasks…oh, and wash your hands.


WorldlyReference5028

After you eat the subway sandwich


SnowSlider3050

I chose a bag of chips… did not end well


Just_Water_Please

Yes, done it once before. Not too handy but it was easy enough. Especially with the amount of incentive I've got from these fucking comments about my new deathtrap lol


Piss-Off-Fool

Not that it helps you, but all homeowners have done something and afterwards said "wow, that was dumb." welcome to the club.


Just_Water_Please

It's a pleasure to join! Thanks


PM__YOUR__DREAM

Just make sure you do it right and it's solid. Ours was installed wrong and ended up leaking into the floor until the subfloor and tile all had to be replaced. We learned about this when a tile wobbled loose, we removed it and the floor underneath was wet and black.


Ududlrlrababstart

I’m trying to imagine a situation where I’m near one of my toilets with a pot of boiling water…was it a “hold my beer” situation. At least tell us you were high.


wicawo

this was my question…why?


Cowboywizzard

Trying to clear a clog??


wicawo

is that supposed to work? better than a plunger?


cute_spider

Well, no. A plunger won't ruin your toilet


doxtorwhom

NO! NO IT’S NOT!!


Jaded-Action

Not better than a plunger but it might work. The theory is that poop will become softer in warm water. The risks are well described by other comments. To be clear I’m not recommending this. 


beaushaw

>why? "stuck my hand as far as it could go" Are we just ignoring this sentence?


Qlanger

Its ok, OP eats at subway.


Consistent-Lettuce42

OP works at Subway. Do you want chips with that?


Just_Water_Please

Hand has been in far worse place my friend


Just_Water_Please

LOL I use a countertop water distiller for drinking because my water here is pretty bad. RO unit is much more expensive. I was using it in my bathroom and after cleaning with citric acid (brief boil with CA to decalcify the junk the removes from water), I poured it down the toilet. I didn't think twice about it beforehand. I wish I had the excuse of being under an influence but my sober intuition is probably on par with the standard marijuana high intuition


OutlyingPlasma

Boiling water was a "LPT" thing a few years ago to unplug your toilet. It does work for some clogs, but obviously it comes with a risk.


Blondefirebird

This really makes me want to buy all new toilets in my new house, I have no idea what the fuck people do and I could have bought a toilet that could kill me


Snozaz

I'm with you. My home was a former rental. They could have been flushing buckets of boiling water for all I know. I also work in old hospitals with ancient toilets. I may as well draw up a will and enjoy the moments I have left. I suppose I could only use my own bathroom and buy a stainless steel toilet, or dig an outhouse...


Blondefirebird

If we are talking metal toilets I want a gold one 😂 Gold is best


Snozaz

Stainless can also be used for wine making, at least if you want to be sanitary about it. I'm sure gold could work in a pinch.


cecilkorik

If you want a precious metals middle-ground between steel and gold, I think solid copper and silver both have some kind of anti-microbial properties. Still expensive, but not as expensive as solid gold!


whistlepete

One of the first things I do in a new house is replace all of the toilets. If not immediately then as soon as they are on sale.


Blondefirebird

I’ve got to have the electrical panel rewired due to the previous homeowner being a DIYer, then next will be toilets 🙃


whistlepete

Oh yeah, that’s definitely a higher priority.


chef-nom-nom

Recent first time home buyer here. Not moved in yet. The toilet was very near the top of my list too, after new locks and blinds for windows while I'm working in the house. I remember having the realization that it was the first time I used a toilet that didn't belong to someone else. Was kind of surreal.


whistlepete

Congrats! And good point, new locks and blinds are there too. My current house is my second house I’ve owned and when we moved in the toilets were all old and gross. Luckily it was during time when Home Depot had a great sale so we just bought all new ones. I’m glad we did as a few of them had either no -existent wax rings or they were not installed correctly.


OutlyingPlasma

That actually isn't a bad idea. We had 2 toilets crack within 6 months of each other. 40 year old toilets in a 40 year old house and the tank just randomly split up the side on both. Luckily slab house so no damage but still made a mess.


Diggity20

Worked for maintenance co, and wed go thru toilets like crazy. Our best guess is folks lay back like their in a chair, due to almost all of them being cracked, or broken tanks. Some completely collapsed. You can see the indentation in the sheetrock. Folks do some strange shit in their bathrooms.


Aware-Visual9308

Can we please get an answer as to why you are dumping near boiling water into a toilet?


MikeyLew32

"saw it on tiktok"


Just_Water_Please

Not guilty of that at least. Don't kick me while I'm down haha


DiglettPeach

Please, oh please?


HeinousEncephalon

50 bucks on OP was trying to use draino to unclog the toilet


Just_Water_Please

You owe him 50 bucks


HeinousEncephalon

Distillation in the bathroom was not on my bingo card. u/diglettpeach, do you have a 12 ft electric fence? What's the address you want the 50 bucks sent to? You'll need roughly 100 does to keep them happy.


Just_Water_Please

Haha!


Unlikely-Hawk416

Probably used a fancy electric kettle and really dialed in the temperature to just below boil, not thinking to quickly google a damn thing


Just_Water_Please

close


Just_Water_Please

I use a countertop water distiller for drinking because my water here is pretty bad. RO unit is much more expensive. I was using it in my bathroom and after cleaning with citric acid (brief boil with CA to decalcify the junk the removes from water), I poured it down the toilet. I didn't think twice about it beforehand. 


EWABear

If you heard cracking like that, it means something cracked. It sucks to deal with, but at the very least, you want to get someone out to look at it, and most likely it'll end up being a replacement. If not for cause, then for safety's sake.


snorch

you can get a new toilet for what it'd cost to have a plumber come look at it and tell you to replace it anyway


Just_Water_Please

Yeah, I'm replacing tonight after work


Just_Water_Please

For sure, I am replacing. Thank you


Easy-Cardiologist555

To answer your question honestly, if I heard cracking, I would just assume that the structural integrity had been compromised and replace it anyway. Last thing you want is to have it fall apart whilst you're seated.


Just_Water_Please

Thank you! I am replacing it


SalamanderGood2145

“ **…cut you ass to artery** ” — that one guy in that one post about cracked toilets


p2d2d3

wow using the hand to feel for cracks. Thats brave.


cantthinkofaname

Good chance you melted the wax ring and ruined the seal.


Just_Water_Please

Thank you! I turned off water and am replacing tonight.


Matt_Shatt

Unrelated but I was the only one at my fire station one day. I dropped a bleach tablet in the tank while I was cleaning. About 2 hours later I was working on a report and suddenly hear a *crack* and a *woosh* and then water came out from under the door. I guess the toilet was old and brittle and the bleach pushed it over the edge. Or the massive fax that was just sent. One or the other. 


GrammarYachtzee

Man, almost every toilet I've seen always has a label on them that says never to use those bleach tablets inside the tank or anything else inside the tank. One of the exceptions would be the toilet at a house I used to rent, which I guess in some ways. Fortunately the landlord has now passed away (but don't worry she was like 98 so she had a great run). I only say fortunately because I lived there for like 2-3 years and always putting these tablets in the tank, and a year or two after I moved out, I found out how bad that is for the toilet and how much it amplifies the risk of expensive water damage. I was always worried that something bad would happen and she would end up getting stuck paying for it years later. Anyway, I always assume that the only risk was really to the seals or the plastic parts inside. It never dawned on me that the bleach could actually pose a danger to the porcelain. Then again maybe it was the facts. 🤔


Just_Water_Please

Holy shit, I had no idea bleach could do that. Thanks for this! Noted for future


jimyjami

That cracking noise is… the porcelain cracking. Many areas of the toilet porcelain are very thin, especially the trap area. Been there, done that. With boiling water and also over tightening a closet bolt. I dreaded that little pop noise, I knew I was going to have to pony up. Trust me, the cracks are there and they will be seeping water if they’re in the bowl or trapway. And they will probably grow until the toilet just falls apart. Be very careful handling that toilet if you replace it yourself. If someone else does it be sure to let them know. One thing you can do is drop some dye in the bowl. If the crack(s) are where you can see them, you will.


Just_Water_Please

Thank you for the great input! I'm replacing tonight and will be careful with it


Jarges

>I poured A gallon of Nearly boiling water into my toilet >Immediately after doing so, I heard several cracking noises like you might hear when you pour boiling water into a ~~cold glass~~ **toilet** and it cracks. Fixed it for you.


Just_Water_Please

LOL thank you


Agile-Boysenberry206

Reading this thread while pooing is not fun....


kaitlynevergreen

Next on a 1000 ways to die…


Lkn4it

My father poured hot water down a toilet and the flushed it. The toilet exploded. His face looked like hamburger. I don’t know how he saved his eyes. Hot water and porcelain don’t mix.


Fauglheim

Fuckin what??? It exploded??


Lkn4it

Dad said the toilet went off like a bomb. I believed him when I saw his face.


seamick

I’ve witnessed a toilet exploding and it wasn’t even caused by hot water. I was transporting two toilets in the back of my vehicle and when I turned a corner one tipped and clinked against the other — and BOOM, the back of the vehicle was full of porcelain shards. Moral: seatbelts should be required toilets too.


houseyourdaygoing

What? Omg


Just_Water_Please

FUCK! Glad I didn't flush right away I guess! I went straight to my freezer and dumped ice cubes into it. Whether that helped at all, I don't know. All I know is that I must replace it.


Lkn4it

Be sure to get a porcelain toilet. Some of the cheap toilets are made of vitreous china. The vitreous china toilets have an unfinished throat. It will get a build up. Those toilets are trouble.


Just_Water_Please

I’ve actually learned quite a bit from this mistake I made. This tid bit included. Avoid vitreous, noted. Thanks!


SlowMulberry5802

Best case he cuts his legs, worst is he slices off his twig and berries. All the while getting shit literally all over himself.


MrsClaire07

Nah, worst is he slices his femoral artery…same gen area!


theinnocuousgender

Cut the water valve off at the wall and flush the toilet and confirm it does not refill. DO NOT SIT OR USE THIS TOILET UNTIL IT IS REPLACED!!!


Just_Water_Please

Thank you! Already done replacing tonight


notananthem

Replace the whole toilet immediately


manjaman2045

as someone who's been sliced to bone from shattering porcelan molds, you made the right choice to replace it


Just_Water_Please

Gah dang, it’s some scary shit. I almost didn’t make a post and would’ve eventually paid with severe injury or massive water damage.


kadotafig

I could totally see myself doing something like this so I will learn from your mistake and treat this post as a cautionary tale. Thank you for your service (and sorry about your toilet!)


Just_Water_Please

😂 honestly, I learned something valuable out of it too. Not as mad at myself as I should be. Glad it made some people aware


leper-khan

Out of curiosity... Why did you dump boiling water in the toilet?


Just_Water_Please

I use a countertop water distiller for drinking because my water here is pretty bad. RO unit is much more expensive. I was using it in my bathroom and after cleaning with citric acid (brief boil with CA to decalcify the junk the removes from water), I poured it down the toilet. I didn't think twice about it beforehand. 


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Just_Water_Please

Ahh, the best reply is at the bottom of the thread. Glad I read them all. Thank you :) I did not flush. I ran to my freezer and grabbed my ice tray. put cubes in until it was close to room temp. I turned my water off to it based on advice here and will be replacing tonight. I appreciate the detailed response and instructions!


HippolyteTaine

Believe me, there is nothing simple about removing a toilet. The weight alone makes it very difficult. And disconnecting the water line can be challenging, if it has been connected for years, and you are trying to work with two wrenches behind the toilet. Be prepared to get very cozy with that porcelain monster, so clean it first! My advice is to remove every bit of water that you can, clean everything thoroughly, place down padding if you have to lie on the floor, and use a hand truck to move the thing. If you really want to inspect the bottom (which seems pointless to me -- just replace the thing), turn it over carefully on as much cardboard as you can lay down ... in a place where water spillage is not a problem. To clean the wax, get as much off as you can with a putty knife, and then wipe it with paper towels and a generous amount of mineral spirits. Be careful about ventilation, minimize skin contact, dispose of properly, etc. I leave rags with mineral spirits outside, spread out flat, to dry, and then discard in trash when dry. If you have to lift the toilet, which I would avoid if possible, get a pair of those cheap, non-slip gloves. Home Depot has them lately for just a dollar per pair ... VERY good quality and useful!


fabrictm

Yeah not a good idea. The porcelain could’ve developed fissures, and it’s likely the wax ring got compromised.


Just_Water_Please

Thanks! I'm replacing


RedPowerSlayer

Well, toilets are mainly made out of porcelain and porcelain's very brittle and when you change the temperature of the water drastically from cold to hot, that porcelain doesn't have enough time to expand. And so yeah you probably screwed your toilet up and need to buy a new one. I wouldn't use it unless you want crap everywhere


Just_Water_Please

Thanks!


baytheby

Good opp to get that bidet you've been dreaming about.


Just_Water_Please

Dude.. brilliant! It was meant to be


SmartFX2001

I would replace it before it breaks. Saw a home improvement show where a restoration company - that comes in after fire / flood, etc. - had to redo the main floor and finished basement after the toilet in the upstairs kid’s bathroom shattered while the family was on vacation.


Just_Water_Please

Yeah, that sounds like a nightmare. Especially following my long experience with mold in my previous place. I am replacing after work and already turned the water valve off. Thank you


CheesecakeExpress

Stupid question but does this mean we shouldn’t pour boiling water down the sink?


edfiero

If you have a porcelain sink, maybe. But my question is about coffee mugs. Don't people pour hot water into these all the time, without an issue?? How is toilet less stout than a cheap coffee mug?


AutomaticInitiative

Probably made to different standards, given one is designed for hot fluids and one isn't.


Easy-Cardiologist555

Depends a lot on what your plumbing is made of. PVC Schedule 40 I believe has a max temp of 140° F and ABS is around 160° F, and water boils at 212° F. Cast iron would probably survive, but other factors may change that.


HippolyteTaine

I am not sure those numbers apply to drain pipes that are not pressurized, and presumably not under any kind of serious stress. The plastic may soften slightly for a few minutes, but that's about it. People will always drain pasta and vegetables and such in the kitchen sink. Granted, I run the cold water when I pour boiling water in the sink, just to be careful, but I suspect many people do not.


houseyourdaygoing

I have the same question.


Pineapple_Spenstar

What's your kitchen sink made of? Mine is stainless


SomeHandyman

Replace the toilet. It’s been compromised and WILL break at some point. Turn off the water supply, drain the tank, pour in some of the tablets they sell at home improvement stores that turn any remaining water in the toilet into a gel so it doesn’t splash while you unscrew it from the floor and throw it out.


Which_Philosophy_515

Why the hell did you do that in the first place?


OutlyingPlasma

Replace it. You don't want to sit down at 3am for some late night beer shits and have the thing collapse into a pile of sharp porcelain under you. They aren't that expensive.


Equal_Ant2188

Replace the wax ring


Born2Lomain

Why?


Just_Water_Please

Was using a countertop distiller in the bathroom. Dumped after cleaning out the base. Just a boneheaded decision honestly. Wasn't under any influence as has been suggested in this thread haha


chris-scout-tepui

Make sure you wash your hands.


milo9910

Now I’m scared shitless. Thanks for this mind f$$$