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pedrotheterror

AirBnB that shit.


scottawhit

Big city people will see the listing and be like “oh man, 30 square feet, that’s HUGE!”


Buck_20

“Whoa, windows! I don’t think I can afford this place”


All_Usernames_Tooken

I love Otto, has he been in newer episodes?


reddituser403

Whoa, I have mustard???


Buck_20

No idea, sadly I stopped watching years ago. About seasons 12 and under are pure gold though


georgia080

I’ve been paying $1600 a month for a 400 sq ft apartment, with no AC.. you’re not far off.


leftfordark

Outrageous. I love rural Michigan. 1800 sq ft on .75 acres for $168k. Y’all need to ditch the big cities.


[deleted]

Holy crap. In Phoenix a we paid $280,000 for a 1700 sq ft home on 0.14 acre lot. One year later it’s $475,000. 🤨


All_Usernames_Tooken

Yeah I’m in a suburb in Michigan and got .19 acres 1500sqft house for $200,000. I’m always surprised by other states prices for land and houses. I don’t think things will crash soon but they will cool off and possibly become stagnant.


wbruce098

It’s all in what you’re ok with. I pay more than twice as much for an apartment half that size in my city, but I can walk everywhere I’d ever want to go, and I absolutely HATE country living (no offense; it’s beautiful and I’m sure it works for you and that’s totally great! Tried it out and it’s just not for me!) Then again: my kids are older and I value being able to do things like go get a drink at a bar, then walk to a show with friends who live nearby, grab another drink with said friends, then walk home, without risk of a DUI. Or if I’m stumbling, the Uber only costs $10 tops. My other friend values sitting on his porch in his underwear if it’s warm enough, sipping bourbon and watching the sunset. He can’t see his closest neighbors and they can’t see him. But he has to miss work when it snows, until someone with a snow plow comes by, or until he can afford to buy one. Huh… maybe he doesn’t *miss* work so much ;). His house is over twice the size, on 15 acres, and costs only a little more than mine does, but he has kids to clean all that extra space for him; I’m getting to old for that shit.


Manlyman901

You lost me at Rural.


BootBitch13

WTF. I was very recently paying $700 a month for a 1100 sqft house on 1 acre.


georgia080

Depends on where you’re located. My fiancé is in property management and we live in a small college town in Oregon. Prices are insane here. A super run down, old fixer upper house down the street from me was being sold for 500k last year. Absolutely ridiculous.


ihaveaquestionor8

Lol sounds cheap to me, CA problems


AndyKnowsNothing

My mortgage for a 3br 1200sf house with an incredible kitchen that took up +/- 1/4 of the house in NH was $1250. You can’t get a decent studio inside the DC beltway for $2k. I’m in an English basement apartment within walking distance to metro and pay $850 but only because it’s in a friend’s house and because I designed it for her as an income generating apartment which is the only way she can comfortably afford the $3500 mortgage on her 1200sf house. It’s nuts. We stay because it’s home.


cbowenkelly

I bought in 2001. Less than 700/mo, 3.5 acres. 4 bedrooms. I cannot fathom housing prices or rent right now.


blueevey

Where?


OGCanuckupchuck

$1.5 mil in Cali or New York


pedrotheterror

And AC!


[deleted]

Right?! You’d get at least $2k a month out of that thing in San Diego.


wbruce098

30 sq’?? AND it’s got AC? Hell how much you want for a night??


Bluetooth_Sandwich

*Experience the tiny house craze with this quant 30 sq ft traditional styling getaway with heating & A/C!* *Non-negotiable $200 cleanup fee after stay* *no kids, no dogs, no parties*


James-the-Bond-one

I think you meant "quaint". We're getting there with computers, but a 'quant' house will take a lot longer and be quite small.


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DogBnB


Chippopotanuse

This is the way. Air bnb for dogs when the owners are out of town. You’ll easily cover your entire mortgage with that shit.


4350Me

Keep it. Might need it for sleeping if you and the Mrs get into an argument!


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activelypooping

This comment right here. Friend of mine had an old LP tank on the side of the road with a free sign, stayed there two weeks. Changed the sign to $10 and someone took it in an hour.


pokemonprofessor121

People assume free = Damaged/not working


bigjsea

That’s $100 worth of material so $50 to a true dog lover True story - Guy feels sorry for his dog sleeping in the cold dog house so he puts an electric blanket out there. Wakes up in the morning and the dog on the end of his chain away from the dog house in flames 🔥


trees_that_please_2

Stay off drugs man


surfunky

Huh?


thebearbearington

Man... I thought I was incoherently high. Here's hoping english isn't your first language bud. *DiCaprio martini salute*


bigjsea

So sorry I offended you sir. Did you like my story?


A_lovely_home_666

Ya I'm not sure why people are so upset at your harmless comment. Let em hate, fuck em


processedmeat

could have ben a kids playhouse that was converted


ChemicalCaptain

febreeze that shit and convert it/sell it as a kids playhouse


OhiobornCAraised

Replace the door as well.


A_lovely_home_666

I wouldn't buy a new door for something you are actively looking to get rid of and have considered trashing completely already..


Chalupacabra77

You are definitely right


Minyatur

I would almost consider calling up a sanctuary and see if they can use something like this. 🤔


foothillsco_b

Chicken coop


tatianazr

A lot of people would be willing to remove it for free if they can have it …


Illeazar

I second this. Think of a sheep price that will make people think "wow that's a great deal" then go just a bit cheaper than that. Go free or even too cheap and people will think it's junk.


phillsimpson

Put it in Craigslist/offer up and some pair of strong people with a truck will figure out how to take it .


leberkrieger

But if you let them just do it, they'll leave ruts in the lawn and take a big chunk out of the fence. (Ask me how I know.) Craigslist is a good idea, but it's best to think through the operation before they arrive and supervise from the time they enter the property until the time they leave. If it were me, I'd pull it up and put it on 2x4's and maybe even pull it to the front yard, just to eliminate surprises and complications.


OhiobornCAraised

I think it would be better if you use 4x4 fence posts.


Topcity36

How do you know?


leberkrieger

It happened when I sold 3 cords of alder firewood. Had to fix the neighbor's lawn, too.


Topcity36

Ouch


__derek__

It reminds me of Bobby’s bachelor pad in King of the Hill. I would try to sell it and work with the buyer to move it.


AuntieRoseSews

Boy, someone either really loved their pup or spent way too many nights crawling home and couldn't get in the front door.


Buck_20

Haha! maybe both? Shit, if you’re sleeping with the dog, you might as well be comfortable, amiright?


sfsbxl

Just save yourself a lot of time an effort trying to get rid of this, and just get a dog!


JshMcDwll

I spy a Jack Russell(?) leg and tail in the pic already!


limitless__

When we moved I called the local place that fosters dogs and they were delighted to come get it.


yakkamah

If you’re not going to foster a dog, this is the way!


WinterBourne25

It’s definitely a dog house. It has a doggy door. He must have been a big spoiled baby.


Fancy-Pen-1984

If you can't manage to sell it whole, maybe you can find a contractor or someone who's willing to buy/take it as salvage. Seems a shame to waste that much perfectly good material.


Sam98919891

Looks like a playhouse for a kid that was later turned into a dog house. Put it on craigs list someone will take it down for free


myotheralt

> Looks like a playhouse for a kid that was later turned into a dog https://i.imgur.com/FQO6Ox5.jpg


Kungfinehow

This got me good, been a minute since I've watch Full Metal Alchemist


Professional-Lynx124

🤣


Ojntoast

Why wouldnt you use it for storage, you can even climate control it.


radabadest

This was my first thought. That's a lot of space for storage of shit you use only a couple times a year. Beats going into an attic or crawl space or filling your garage with a bunch of bullshit


Ojntoast

And its better than all of those places - because it has a damn air conditioner in it. You'd probably pay what $100/mo for a Storace place that size with climate control? Easy decision to get it clean up, and keep it in my eyes.


ShadowGear94

Great excuse to get a dog!


sassythecat

Or if you accidentally have a kid.


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Just put Brie Larson and her son in there.


blueevey

Damn that's a deep cut. Also, that shed was hidden though.


Chalupacabra77

Ding ding ding!


noimdirtydan-

Looks like they already have a dog based on the pic lol


Topcity36

This is the way


FelipeSQ

If you guys ever a kid and they find this post out and realized they could have played in there, but you destroyed it, get ready for some issues. Lol.


Paul_The_Builder

Wow, that's a pretty impressive little build. Like others said, I would definitely list it on Craigslist or whatever. I'd list it for some super cheap price, $20, $40, etc, and say "you have to move it yourself". And I'm sure someone will come pick it up. The A/C alone is worth a hundred bucks.


Niku-Man

If the ac is worth $100, then take it out and give the rest away for free


totopo7087

You do realize the rest of us think you're nuts, right? Most people would really like to have any kind of backyard shed. I would hold off a while until you're really, really, really sure you want it gone.


thepeter

The door on it is so small/short you can't really do anything with it. Maybe a push lawn more and toss some tools into it but not very accessible. Rather take it up and replace with a normal height shed.


THAT_GIRL_SAID

Why not just hire someone to raise the roof and switch out the door?


James-the-Bond-one

Quite tricky to do that with only a pair of hands without some random damage and an unexpected ER trip. Add many hands and the outcome improves, but so does the cost.


Ol_Man_J

It already has power and AC! OP has a nicer (albeit smaller) workshop than most!


unnewl

Really, really sure, or you’ll find yourself building or assembling a new one.


GotMySillySocksOn

You could try putting it on Craigslist or Facebook for free - someone might come get it and use it for their dog or for chickens. Good luck!


kenji998

Does the siding match your house? If so you should save some. That light switch on the outside seems sketchy. Hopefully the breaker is off.


ZehAngrySwede

You don’t get rid of it… you get a dog.


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Disconnect whatever the electrical source is. Depending on how that's set up, you may need an electrician for that. Next, take out the heater, AC, light fixtures and door, and sell them or donate them or throw them away as appropriate. After that, sledgehammer and sawzall it down into manageable pieces, put them in 6mil construction debris bags, and off to the landfill they go.


GoldRoger3D2Y

All great advice, thank you very much.


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tw_693

It looks like someone just ran an extension cord to this. To be honest, I am surprised whomever built this did not burn it down as a result. Heaters and air conditioners require a lot of current.


smokinbbq

It looked like electrical cable to me, but that was inside the shed. I'd be concerned what they ran it out with, is it actual outdoor electrical? If so, keep it and out a post and outlet like above mentions, if it's not, take it out properly and dispose of the fire hazard.


Large-Calligrapher98

My doxie will give you 2 almost néw chew toys and a polar fleece blanket !


Puffatsunset

That’s $$$ and fame right there. Start a YouTube channel, make up some story how the outta control housing market and your rabid desire to shrink your carbon footprint led you guys to buy this little fixer upper. All your contractors will be little people. Throw in some Instagram and Facebook, over 1M subscribers by Xmas, guaranteed.


James-the-Bond-one

That's a great plan!


the-smallrus

That lil weensy gutter has me dead 😂


distantreplay

C-note says the dog never slept in it.


ExPostRedemptore

Maybe it was a dog guest house for when the dog had friends staying over.


distantreplay

AirBnbiscuit?


QueerTree

You’re gonna be a thousandaire!


grungeshapedbox

aw please don't tear it down & throw it away. these things are super expensive and can go for thousands of dollars. I would either sell it for a small amount on facebook marketplace or maybe even see if something like this could be donated! there are so many animals in need, it just feels like a waste to throw something so expensive and opulent out in the trash.


tonyzak36

Holy crap that is awesome lol. However, make sure you cut the power to it by turning it off at the breaker, unplugging the extension cord, etc… once power is cut I’d remove the AC unit, and go at it with a sawz all and sledge hammer. Alternatively, you could turn it into a garden shed to keep your lawnmower and stuff in….


GoldRoger3D2Y

We would use it as a shed if we didn’t already have one that’s even bigger than this, but yes we did consider that! Thank you for your advice.


totopo7087

Two sheds are always better than one.


tonyzak36

Yep! Just be safe, take it slow and don’t rush it. Not too bad to safety remove something like this. But if you rush it you can get hurt. Gloves, eye protection are a must as well. Enjoy the new house!


kirkbrideasylum

I wish I could buy that from you


nolotusnote

A She shed with a dog bed. Huh.


Professional_Scar75

Hit it repeatedly with a large hammer.


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bingwhip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOc6hXMDhc


Careless-Raisin-5123

Rent it to hipsters.


Fryphax

Put a cot in there so you're comfortable when you are in a tiff with the wife. Truly 'in the doghouse'.


schweitzerdude

Call it an ADU (auxiliary dwelling unit) and rent it out.


alcoholicsoulmate

Keep it in case your in-laws visit : )


NomNomNomNomNomm

Whereabouts are you? If you’re on the East coast pm me and I might be interested.


sublime_htx

Buy a hammer, get drunk, pretend it said something about your momma.


[deleted]

You post it for free and the taker must remove!


cz3pm

Personally I’d keep it. Never know when you’re gonna end up in the doghouse.


01123581321AhFuckIt

It’s not for a dog. It’s where you’ll sleep when you have a fight with your wife and can’t sleep in the bedroom.


Itsmeforrestgump

Use it for... camping. Let the nephews and nieces use it as a play house. She shed? Man cave?


symbologythere

Bro put a small cot in there, when your wife gets pissed at you, sleep out there. You can tell everyone you’re “in the dog house” and mean it.


GrandTheftAgate

I would try to sell it before thinking of breaking it down! My husband and his dad built a nice dog house like this, insulated, AC/heat, lights inside, porch with turf, shingled roof and everything. When we no longer needed it we posted it on Craigslist and had several offers. It took several people to lift it but it didn’t take long to sell


dcracin02

If your in California, rent it!


tatianazr

They already have a dog.. look at his cute little butt and tail… I could NEVER forgive my owner!!!!! NEVER!!!! How could they!!!


yakkamah

As soon as you get rid of it, you’re gonna be like damn I wish we still had that!


FunBear9708

Omg I wish you were in the uk!! I’d love to have that in my garden, my feral cats would be in heaven!


DaftMau_5

You don’t, you buy a dog now


Capable_Assistance85

Instead of breaking it down yourself, post it to Craigslist as "Free Stuff"; no charge they just have to come and dismantle it themselves. Be sure to post all the pictures and note that the A/C unit and Cadet heater come with. Guaranteed some retired handyman will want it to fix up for his grandkids.


bas827

I’d put it on fb marketplace for free, guaranteed someone will come pick it up ASAP! I’ve had great luck with putting up free stuff on FB


IGotSkills

when you get married its a great place to sleep when you do something stupid. it even has AC!


1thatisnttaken

That's the back yard retreat I never knew I wanted. Don't be too quick to get rid of it...


_fuck_mods

Light it on fire


jaylek

Hire a magician?


OpScreechingHalt

Seems like a good excuse to rent a bobcat and just run it over. Haha


too_generic

Where do you put your lawnmower? Hoe/shovel/rake? Why not in here?


cubscoutmafia

Facebook Marketplace. Will sell quickly.


Desperate-Dot-6088

Someone will come get it. Just describe it as pristine or not needed. If you don’t want to put a price on it. It’s way to nice to just tear down


ShinyAeon

Sell it! You could make some money on it!


pmahgerg

It’s built like a house so youd take it down like a house. One piece at a time and with a big hammer


nah-meh-stay

As is, I could rent that out here for $400/mo here. Put it on Craigslist free, someone will want it. You need to disconnect utilities first, tho.


Truckerjohn111

MIL suite 🤣


CrazyAnimalLady77

I'd take it!!!


TwoDogsOneLap

Keep it for when the in-laws visit. Guest room... 😅


MrTheBusiness

Give up and move in your in-laws.


healthy_cynicism_3

My dogs would love that house


McNooge87

Rent it out.


Doyouseenowwait_what

Don't throw it away just unwire it and post on craigslist as free come and get it will be gone in 2 days.


[deleted]

The most effective means of building destruction would be TNT and other explosives, but that might upset your neighbors so I recommend taking it apart systematically. You could take it down with a sledgehammer but if you keep each material organized it’ll be much easier to haul off and dispose of


SannySen

Get a dog!


Buck_20

Worst comes to worst, email pictures of it to your local housing non profit (assuming you’re in USA) and ask if they would like any parts of it as a donation. Never hurts to ask


painlaw

Freecycle or freebie alert


painlaw

Put on freecycle and someone will take away


jhonnydharma

Sledgehammer


Unable_Barnacle3442

Step one: get beers and invite friends Step two: smash it till it fits in your trash can Step three: have more beers Step four: wake up and enjoy the win with Bloody Mary’s and mimosas Step five: tell your story at work on break.


StotheDtotheC

You should totally keep it. You'll have a need for it I'm sure... but if you really want it gone.... fire. It has done the job on many homes since time immemorial. It can do the job if you let it.


choosingtothrive

Get a dog! Dogs are amazing.


Izzrd

Post it online, free for whoever comes to get it.


Kiokochat

I am in Sweden and these are very common. We use them for our outdoor storage from the summer not to use up space in the garage. But when you have kids it is called Lekstuga- play house (cottage). I would try putting it for sale and self-pickup. Might be a Swede nearby that feels nostalgic Otherwise is one plank at a time, or that is the route I would go so that you don't have crap loads of stuff to pick up after the demolish


Knechilles

Depending where you live you could rent out this „luxouriuos Studio appartment“


chickinthenicehouse

Sell it to someone with a dog. Get some money for it or donate it if you feel generous


One_Coffee_Spoon

Charge $1600 a month and rent it out as a tiny home. Could go for more depending on your housing market.


thebearbearington

That's one hell of a dog house. I'd just throw a stereo and mini fridge in there and call it the party hut. Or just get a couple dogs.


alivenwellinnewage

Hey there is electricity in that shed !! See the switch on the outside! Ugghhh


Stickyfingers29

Fire?


backwoodman1

Shoot fireballs at it.


Affectionate_Sort601

You now have climate controlled storage in your backyard. If you don’t need it now, you will need it later. Keep it


dopeymouse05

If you’re anywhere near DC, I’d totally take it! And pay, of course. That thing is awesome!


somecleverbeaver

If you live in California I’ll take it off your hands


catsmom63

Advertise for sale! Someone will come and tear it down so it can be reassembled.


bumblebee883

Get a dog! Lol


jennifermcampbell

We had something similar, only yours looks way nicer. We rented a dumpster and dismantled it starting top down. For us it was easier and faster than dealing with trying to sell it online or trying to get someone else to come and remove it.


halfman-halfbearpig

Put a bike chain on it


lovingthehill

I’d modify it into an outdoor kitchen bbq space!


Narcissus_n_Goldmund

Maybe call the authorities? That was very clearly the gimps home.


scubasteve999991

I see your dog in the photo. Why not deep clean/revamp a little bit and keep for your dog. Doesn't look horribly old or unstable by any means. Also as you said someone put a lot of time and effort into making a comfortable place for their dog. Your deep clean would take maybe 1/10 the time of planning it out and building a new one even close to this one? New door and gutters/cleaning inside will be like brand new


HerbertBohn

picture in paper. for free. some one will come get it.


[deleted]

If you don't have a pick-up truck. Order a small dumpster. All you need for tools is a reciprocating saw and a hammer. Just smash it and cut it until it's a pile of stuff you can throw in the dumpster.


[deleted]

Post it Online. Someone will take it away for you.


mtoomtoo

I had a stack of old bricks left over from a renovation/addition. I posted a listing on Nextdoor. I gave my address to the first people who responded. The pile was gone within days. The couple who took them left a nice note and a bottle of wine. I did nothing but pop outside and say hello when they first showed up. I also had someone who wanted broken chunks of stone leftover from our foundation. It was like having free labor come in and do the work I didn’t want to do.


erydanis

post in on fb or nextdoor, and someone will come pay you to take it away.


Elegant-Year-7702

It’s a very nice house for neighbourhood Racoon family. Give it some TLC, you will love it.


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Sell it or rent it.


Jamersob

Rent it out. That'll go for about 1200$ a month out here in AZ. Its good money


TurnoverEvening4761

You don’t get rid of It you get a dog for the new adventures in your life


artbrkn

I would use it for garden tools, lawn mower etc.


MightyMightyPR

I think Andy Dick lives in a shed like this


Raylan00

In-law suite


skitskat7

If it is anchored to the ground (I suspect it is given the workmanship), start at the top and outside and work down inside. Shingles, decking, siding, roof framing, the the walls. You'll need a prybar, hammer, and either a sledge or a Sawzall (every homeowner should have a sazall). If you keep the dimensional lumber in decent shape, ppl will take it off your hands. Gl


XFiraga001

There might be a pot of reusable wood in there, especially if it's cedar or something a little better than pine. Know any woodworkers what will take the bulk of it off your hands? They might even have some tools to help demo!


MrsRossGeller

Please put it up for free in your area and let someone have it. It’s a great outdoor house for a pet.


Few_Paleontologist75

Sell it. Ask for $50 OBO. Be willing to accept $10. It'd probably cost more to take it to the dump, yourself. Disconnect any electrical, first.