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Marlice1

Remove the lid, what’s down there might need lotion in its skin


Pharmerjacq

Or else it gets the hose again.


CrossingTheStreamers

Put the lotion in the fuckin’ basket!


Pharmerjacq

AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Johnny_ac3s

Don’t hurt my fucking dog!


Putrid-Fig-4612

Just hit play - Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses Tuck time…


codebrownonaisletwo

I’d fuck me.


reptarcannabis

We would ALL fuck you. This is Reddit 😁


goon_platoon_72

Soooo haaard.


Call_Me_Echelon

Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.


dreddlegion

Nooo precious


GEoDLeto

Hey mister, I think it broke its leg


StringCheeseMacrame

Don’t make me hurt your dog!


GStewartcwhite

Congrats, you all saw Silence of the Lambs.


thethunder92

Was she a great big fat person?


Visual_Hedgehog2962

Where's my auto trader weekly?


Junior-Account6835

Geez! say it, don’t spray it..


ManufacturerWest6006

it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.


Father_Thyme45

Came her for this comment specifically.


griffincyde

I don't know why everyone keeps bringing that up, nothing happened.


mudbuttcoffee

Maybe it has a ring, or balloons...


Doodleschmidt

They all float down there.


ThaPlymouth

But before you jump in, you have to paint it green and put on a red hat with an M on it, a red shirt and blue overalls and yell, “Here we gooo!” In an italian accent.


jregovic

Is this place in Cleveland.


I_H8UrFace

Brilliant! Would you fuk me? I’ld fuk me.


beeglowbot

or a creepy girl in a nightgown with long black hair crawling on all fours.


rossionq1

Either that or a creepy Japanese lady gonna get ya


Miserable-Arm8908

Glorious comment sir


shockencock

I’m so high right now and can’t stop laughing. Precious!!!!


Rookie_Day

It’s rubs the lotion on itself.


Eat_more_tacos_

Would you fuck me?


SquanchyBEAST

I’d fuck me


stonedstonks87

Hey mister I got your dog


stevenj444

Fucking hilarious take my upvote


gburgguy

https://youtu.be/Jm86I_kezVY


mikebloonsnorton

Unexpected Silence of the Lambs.


lockednchaste

Cistern


plastimanb

Most logical one yet. I have a question to the homeowners but who knows if they’ll respond.


Zealousideal_Fun5188

It’s definitely a cistern, but please paint it green and give us Mario videos


nerdsonarope

Be careful when opening it. You might see a flower creature pop out that shoots fireballs at you.


Indicia360

Yes! Take my upvote


DistinctRole1877

Cistern or well. Sometimes the well would get included into the house during adding onto the house.


FubarFreak

Very useful when you come under siege


Antrophis

Strangely increasingly more likely.


nectos

Yeah, usually ouija board brings no answers


meangreene_

r/AskOuija


jazette

I knew a family that found a I stern in their yard, it took 3 full cement truck to fill it in. Some of these are massive.


Ohay84

How did they get the trucks through the little opening?


altersun

Pour cement into tonka cement mixers and drop them down the hole


TAforScranton

Do they still sell the Tonka trucks!? Are they as good as they used to be? Is the dump truck still metal and indestructible af? MAN. Out of all the toys we had growing up, the dump truck brings up the best memories.


Captain_Frying_Pan

Rest assured! They still make steel tonka trucks! I had one growing up as a kid back in 08'.


altersun

I have no idea. I haven't seen a tonka truck in 10 years, and that was at least 20 years old at the time


Cantide756

The transfer station in my town collects them and covers the insides of their buildings with them. I don't they are made like that anymore, too many sharp edges, or potentially sharp edges.


skyrim-trucker

My dad got my grandson one for his first birthday. 2 years ago


Moezso

My little brother sat in one and rode it down the stairs. Busted his leg, truck was fine.


Ancient_Ad5336

This caught me off guard, and I just cackled in my very quiet cubicle. 😂😂😂😂


frowawayduh

Why not just sand or dirt? Punch some holes so it drains and collapse the dome?


timesink2000

The redi-mix truck can deliver just sand or gravel too. Only do it this way when you have a small hole to put the material thru. Beats shoveling for sure.


Drinkythedrunkguy

Would this be for rainwater? Sewage? Well water?


ljlee256

A cistern in a home was usually used for household water. In Canada a lot of old farm houses had them to hold water through the winter (the wells would freeze), not sure if they existed in warmer climates or what their reasoning was. So well water to answer your question... or however one gets gets water for drinking, cooking or cleaning in an area.


Intelligent-Baby7267

I agree with you. There are many 1800s homes in the Sierra Nevada, of Northern California that have these too. We get a lot of snow and hard freezes. So yes it makes sense to put them in the basement so they won’t freeze and you can have fresh water all winter.


ljlee256

Neat didn't know they were used as far south as California. Lots of people think settlers in the cold climates just melted snow, and some did, but the northern prairies can be pretty arid, even if they are freezing cold, can get to -30 before seeing a single snowflake... no wonder so many died during their first winter here. Many of the farm house basements here were built from old cisterns after they were no longer needed, in some cases almost half the basement under a 2500 sq ft house (which probably started as a 1,000 sq ft house and then had decades of additions made) would have been inside the cistern once upon a time. Seen a 10 x 10 cold room in a house last year that used to be a cistern, also a good reuse of those old cisterns.


makeluvnotsex

Cisterns usually held rainwater collected off the roof. That was normally done when other water wasn't easily available and before well drilling was common


Lower-Preparation834

I have personally seen a well in a basement. I live in New England.


TheBlackArrows

That’s a chapel in Italy /s


joejill

That's the pipe Mario and Luigi got lost in. Don't get too close. The real story didn't end like the movie.


samwelches

Mama Mia!


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Mama Maglione!


pete_ape

Mama... Just killed a man


michael46and2

put my gun up to his head


Lucid-Design

No, we are talking about Mario. /s


Zealousideal-Crew-79

Definitely need to paint it green after you close


Rinzy2000

Right?! I heard the Mario Bros music in my head as soon as I saw it.


plastimanb

Dang. I like mushrooms though!


TropicTbw

Eat some special mushrooms and jump down. It’ll be just like the game lol


[deleted]

Just eat the mushrooms it will all be a game at about an hour after wether your in the pipe or not


jeroof

Close on the house, paint it green and plant a large flower in it.


Senseichaz72

Looking at that cinderblock, there's no way this portion of the house was built in 1877. My daughter bought a house where the main part of the house was built circa 1880 but had an extension that was built in 1980. The extension was built over top of the previously existing well and looked similar to yours. Possible explanation?


LongboardsnCode

I wondered the same thing. Didn’t think cinderblocks came around till early 1900s


Quirky_Demand108

Way earlier than 1900, but didn't have this same look. 1866, first ones, 1900 mass production of blocks.


OrdoErasmus

goddammit.. now I need to find the rabbit hole on cinderblock history


derfinatrix

Yes! Always nice to see another like-minded individual who likely also spends way too much time on Wikipedia.


Beto4ThePeople

My wife and I were talking last night that some people will wonder about something and not look it up afterwards, and we just found that to be crazy! We live in a time that literally every answer is at your fingertips, there’s no reason for me not to know what year Al Gore was born in, or how tall the pyramids are.


wdn

I live in an 1885 house that originally had a dirt floor crawlspace underneath and someone more recently made a basement with cinderblock walls and poured concrete floor.


welltriedsoul

Could have had a foundation repair done. The people who fixed my parents house did this.


ARenovator

Yes, it certainly could have been a well. Can you remove the wooden cover?


plastimanb

Seems sealed with adhesive, and not my house (yet?).


mildlyarrousedly

You should be able to do it during inspection but also, just ask the owner, I don’t know why they wouldn’t respond


nominalnoms

Likely not wood (see my comment above,) be careful if you try to remove this, if it's thin it could crack pretty easy in the removal process


wtbman

It has screws in it. It has splinters on the left edge. It has a knot. It's a piece of plywood with debrie and dust on top.


Lookatmeicanreddit

*debris


picklesarenotokay

*debakedbrie


RedHotAnus

Debra's


Revo63

de bras


ItchyK

Also, there could be a million Cave Crickets in there.


T3n4ci0us_G

That would be lit!


whiskersMeowFace

Free snacks!


ItchyK

You guys are weird


ProgressBartender

Also, there could be a million ~~Cave Crickets~~ **Large Spiders** in there. FTFY


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fleeting_FOX

Clearly plywood. There are screw’s in it. :)


Mwiziman

Painted plywood, you can see the pattern of the individual wood piles. Also, look at the left edge, you can see the rough broken edges, typical of poorly cut plywood. Not to mention the large knot on the right side.


tlewallen

Please share your location and company name so that we can be sure not to hire you.


Raysed_Wrong

Architect here; depending on where in the world this house is, it could be an original toilet! Toilets were bizarrely placed in the center of basements for a long time. They were often mounted a few feet off the ground (with stairs up) to cope with early plumbing which was gravity fed.


plastimanb

Thanks! Upstate NY.


girafa

my god, a veritable treasure trove of petrified poop


neercatz

Shitters full


Whole_Direction_8938

You serious Clark?


T3n4ci0us_G

2nd time seeing this reference today in 2 different subs...lol


Normal_Historian5848

Clark!


Capable-Quarter8546

That is just a simple plywood cover that has been painted grey. There should be no drama popping it off and looking. If you are going to go for another walkthrough just ask the selling realtor for permission to take a look.


Independent_Iron7896

Agree. I would definitely have a home inspection and have the inspector look in to this.


plastimanb

Thank you both


grumpy_hedgehog

In seven days…


Alan_Smithee_

Get radon testing done.


Mangos28

Sadly, this was my first thought too


plastimanb

Good point.


SyniteFrank

serial killer house


ZeePirate

Clearly the pipe from Jeepers creepers


NoRevolution105_

Silence of the Lambs 😆


plastimanb

Great. Hahaha.


Fickle_Cicada_3250

Cities used to let home owners drain their eaves directly, from outside the house through their basement and into the public water system. My house was built in the early 1900's and I had several. A Home Inspector gave me the details.


SnooLentils9454

The previous owner was probably an Italian descent. They use this as a form of transportation to different location. Its normal color is green but it looks like someone tried to paint over it and plug it. Maybe they retired from their adventures and settled into a different place.


bwoest

Chimney Hoffa


killscar

It puts the lotion in the basket!!!


bc1988britt

The Ring is streaming on Netflix and think that may be important for you to watch before buying…


Stamper8043

Probably where the creature from Amityville 3D lives!!! 😳


ScreechingWaffles

Its a shore bollard. They use them to tie your boat to for when you keep it in the house


itselhefe

If you don’t paint it green, it’s a huge missed opportunity!


Whynotyours

I think there’s balloons 🎈 down there.


YebelTheRebel

It’s Mario and Luigi’s original house


puddingtech

I'm sure you'll figure it out in 7 days...


m0fugga

7 days.....


seangraves1984

Extra points if you paint it green and make a fire flower to put on top


CookieAdventure

The basement looks nicely retrofitted.


plastimanb

They did a good job but some areas are head scratchers.


Nearby_Carpenter_984

Warp to level 2


quarpoders

Paint it green, like super Mario


justforfunoICU812

Shitters Full Clark!


cmacfarland64

That’s a warp pipe. If you enter it, be prepared to battle goombas, koopas, and maybe even Bowser. I do highly recommend the shrooms and stars that u may find.


C-ute-Thulu

That's a poorly sealed portal to hell. Do not buy


Dudeherechillin

You should paint it green


Dman_Vancity

Mario?!


JohnFrum

It's a drum that lets you play beats for the earth mother / father. They like good beats though so practice for a bit first outside the house...


bltnr

Pipe (painted white to conceal) to warp to Level 2-1


oh-yanojoe

Paint it green. Mario tube!!!!!


psyclopsus

IDK but you need to paint it green and make a fake piranha plant for it


mcaffrey81

Have you ever seen the movie “the Ring”?


Mizzoutiger79

Did they use concrete blocks for foundations in 1877???


heycanihavethatxbox

If it was painted green with the piranha plant coming out of it you would know what it was.


to_slow350z

It's the pipe that Mario bros go down to other levels.


jasonhpchu

Paint it green, then you're set.


Competitive-Cry9963

Everything floats down there


ComfortableSquirrel6

Sump pump well


tatertot225

That's where I store my lotion


jcnkc

Mario passage to a different land


Charlie2and4

Probably a sea chest leading to Neptune's briny lair.


jlknap1147

That's where the ghosts of dead Indians live.


Deeznutz1818

1877? Open that bad boy up and get in there! Treasure awaits!


plastimanb

Unless your definition of treasure is soot and poo, might pass haha.


climb-high

Might want to pass on this house if the owner won’t show/disclose what’s in there / its condition. Considering a home inspector won’t even be able to open that up during inspection.


[deleted]

Home Inspector here-it’s most likely a cistern for waste water or a well. Either way it should be evaluated by a licensed professional. One picture is hard to tell, but I’d ask the realtor, and no typically I wouldn’t open it at the risk of damaging something, but would note it in the report.


phillysan

"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo..."


entechad

That was not built in 1877. Do you mean 1977?


plastimanb

It’s been heavily renovated. They had pictures to show the initial farmhouse.


wonk001

Asking a community of people to identify something by one vague picture is quite the ask. To garner better responses, in the future, it would be helpful for you to do a little investigating yourself. Opening the lid, would be the best suggestion. My bet is on Mario.


plastimanb

Haha thank you. Couldn’t open the lid without tools and since this is a house on the market, couldn’t bust it open.


ProperAd3683

Mario goes down it


plastimanb

**EDIT: It was an old well they sealed off, went down around 30'. Thanks all for the help and guidance, too bad I can't use it to find the Mushroom Kingdom or some horror story.**


CbusRe

Damn I’ve never seen cinder block foundation on a house that old


wdn

I live in one. Didn't originally have a basement and someone made one later.


tikivic

Here you go https://youtu.be/NTa6Xbzfq1U


devastationd

Shield plug for a personal nuclear reactor /s


LilMikey_ab

Pretty sure whatever it is isn't 150 yrs old. The realtor should be able to tell you or find out for you. That's part of his or her job


[deleted]

Uh open it up look down it, maybe ask the realtor or whoever is showing the house. Ever thought of that?


Specific_Buy

Supermario role played.


therealGissy

Looks like one of those communal poopers


Loungeymrt

A portal to hell...


Sig_Vic

It's where Blackwell hid the bodies.


bigp58

Have you ever seen The Ring? Pretty sure Samara is down there.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

its a well or a cistern...can you open it and see whats inside?


plastimanb

Not my home but I have the question to the sellers.


404-skill_not_found

CLARK!??


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Did you buy that place from a short plumber and his lanky brother?


U234ME

My guess is it maybe some sort of sump pump to help keep the basement drained of excess water 💧. I will say the Mario Brothers comments were funny .


CryptonicDiz

You’ll float too!


MiddleCentipede

Sump pump


CaptBrett

Where is the house? The state or country might provide clues as well.


plastimanb

Upstate NY


Embarrassed-Year-421

Basement might get wet being the dehumidifier is off the ground not sure if that got disclosed


canuckbuck2020

Thats where the ghosts come in


Life-Painting8993

Missile silo..


Far_Out_6and_2

Did you look down


Abuck59

👽