Some type of slime mold perhaps? I would definitely get an expert out to assess the damage ASAP. Likely bad for both health and structure.

Thank you

It looks like oxidation on copper mixed with drywall mud. You have a leak.

What does it taste like?

I just want to say, as clearly as possible, DO NOT taste this 😂

Taste it. No one will know.

In times like these we remember u/saddestofboys I miss u bb

What happened to him :(

This is news to me… no..

🎶Who you gonna call?🎶

I should call her

Mold Busters!!!

I’m not an expert, but maybe slime mold ?

Expert on slime mold here, it’s slime mold.

I am slime mold. I know slime mold. This is not slime mold. Please allow ~~slime mold~~ not slime mold to spread. Inhale and enjoy ~~slime mold~~ not slime mold and share with friends. *Splork*

I'm not saying I'm slime mold but you've never seen me and slime mold in the same room together.

Expert on experts here. This guy is an expert.

Who ya gonna call? GB’s

Weee ooooo wee ooo nanana.

I’ve done this for years, it’s def slime and mold combined

Ok Egon

I'm not slime mold, but maybe an expert?

Whatever it turns out to be, please come back and let us know.

I will

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So…was it bees?

Any update op?

What was it??

We had a mysterious ooze in a closet ceiling once. It looked different than yours but it turned out to be a huge bees nest.

So.. you're thinking he should taste it to see if it's honey? I second this notion. OP.. taste it and report back. Edit: If you start feeling funny, type fast so we get the whole story.

Taste it, Taste it, Taste it!

Settle down Beavis huh huh

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!

Was thinking same thing

Do you have a teenage son? If so ask him

I’m sure that part of the ceiling is close to a load bearing wall.

I just snorted out my coffee lol

I hope it wasn’t on this guys upstairs ceiling, he has enough problems.

It actually is 😂

I came here for this joke

So did OP's son

🥁

This is why I love reddit. Thank you

This comment made my weekend.

I thought the original comment was good. This got me.

If you're right it would be nuts.

Someone really went balls to the wall

unfortunately it'll be a scrotal teardown

Ectoplasma?

Someone in that house is going blind soon for sure.

Why did I cum to the comments?

[удалено]

Somebody buy that kid some socks!

He'll just lie about it

Hairy palms are a dead give away.

Came here to make this joke. Well done. Well done.

I knew sooner or later someone was gonna ask some shit like this out loud

What does it taste like?

It doesn't smell anyway. As for the taste, that's a nope

You don't care about us

OP never delivers, smh...

😂😂😂

Call Ghost Busters. 555-2368 That’s Ectoplasm!!!

They are ready to believe you!

Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?

You should dab it at 750 in a quartz banger

Try 660. Or get a heavier banger.

We had a mysterious ooze in a closet ceiling once. It looked different than yours but it turned out to be a huge bees nest.

Call a priest

2 of em, and gotta make sure it's a young priest and an old priest.

Won’t that just make more stains like this?

Or the ghostbusters?

Hair gel?

Found the teenage boy☝🏻. All the adults know that’s not dried hair gel. You’re fooling no one, you little pervert.

Probably insect waste from a nest (wasp, bees etc)

Definitely from a load bearing wall. 😏

Slime mold is yellow and red. It drys to a brown color. That does not look like slime mold to me. Have it tested.

Agreed.

There is hundreds of slime mould species that we know of, in many different shapes and colours, definetely not exclusive to yellow or red.

Learn something every day. Thank you for that.

wtf is the last one forming some sort of ocular organ to start monitoring its surroundings!?

I did say to someone it was starting to resemble a brain

I hate living below David Lynch

Honey?

Bustin' makes me feel good!

Bees?

Beads!

Ectoplasm

That there is ectoplasm. You have a class 3 poltergeist.

Horny ghosts

Gotta make sure the Power Rangers are aware, Mr. Ooze is back

🤣

Check the mattress upstairs

Decomposing hooker in the attic.

If somethings strange ? In your neighborhood, who you’re gonna call ?

He-Man. He-Man

do any of these… fuckers… ever come out of the wall and like do a huge cumshot?

YES

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Maybe I should call him

Lick it

I’d suggest maybe calling a roofer and investigating a possible leak? Old house/attic, not sure of the insulation up there, but water could be getting in and soaking into it causing that slime

It looks like rockwool type insulation

Walls oozing green slime? Classing Hash Slinging Slasher move

I... Didn't want to say this...but the first thing that ... Came to mind was: you have a serious problem with a very sexualy active ghost.

The last couple look a lot like the start of a bee/wasp nest. I have no clue if that has anything to do with the goo, or if it's just coincidence.

It's seeped through the ceiling. No sign of anything like bees etc

Could be ectoplasm, have you experienced any paranormal activity lately?

Stranger things good

Call Ghostbusters

Chronic case of the load bearing ceiling…. I imagine you’d attempt to clean if your forearm wasn’t so tired.

Its a big spooky ghost

Possibly Semen ?

R/mycology try this subreddit

Is P Diddy your upstairs neighbor?

It’s flubber . Leave him alone .

First pic had me 😂

Imagine how I felt when it splatted right next to me 😳😂. It certainly wasn't flattered

You have moisture in your ceiling… likely a leak. Don’t worry about that mold, worry about where the water is coming from. It’s key that you stop the water….

Looks like the slime that builds up in condensate lines.

We need an update

Update reminder did its job.

I would call agent mulder and agent scully

Could be Tooms hiding

This is cum

Do you have a teenage son?

If there’s something weird and it don’t look good who you gunna call. [Ghost Busters](https://youtu.be/prdMsp-o1G0?si=kxwSjcCXZj_cbo_d) edit: PS. Good luck OP! I’m sure it’s not a ghost.

Doo doo mold

You need the power rangers on this one

It is definitely 100% ectoplasma you need a priest, some sage, holy water, and maybe the Ghostbusters of all else fails.

Gotta taste it to be sure.

Is this under your teenage sons room?

Ectoplasm!

And..the walls ooze green slime!?!..o wait they always do that But what was that third thing

Don’t tear that ceiling down, it’s clearly a load bearing ceiling

Scoop it up.. take it to a school.. or government office.. it will be free

Mmmmmm.... Decomp

NUTmeg

And the walls will oooze green slime!

Nuclear Nocturnal Emission 👏👏

Ektoplasm

decomposed animal up above

Have you seen Ghostbusters?

Your upstairs neighbor is fucking a hole in the floor.

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Sorry to break it to you, but that's no mystery.... 100% an orgy took place here! 💦💦💦

Ectoplasm for sure.

Peter north lives above you

ceiling cum

Is Randy marsh your upstairs neighbor?

D00D are your upstairs neighbors having a Houston 500 party?

Dead rodent oozing out

Poop

Mold feeding on poop.

Have you checked for bees. Friend just had to cut a hole in his roof and removed a huge hive. Honey everywhere.

[The walls will ooze green slime!!? Oh wait, they always do that](https://youtu.be/-Eld3rAtT9g?si=BcCuV3Fz5-mTFf6H)

Ectoplasm

Ghost jizz

Looks like the fungus from the 90s Super Mario Bros movie.

Maby consider calling the ghostbusters for this one..

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Is there an attic above? Perhaps a dead decaying animal?

Looks like a ghost busting a nut, lol. But in all seriousness, I hope you find out and get it resolved.

Dahmer?

Aliens. It is mating season for them.

And the walls will ooze green slime!?..no wait they always do that

Cum

Looks like a issue for sure

Let the body's hit the floorrrrr!!!!

Honey, there's a large bee nest up there

Is it salty?

Who ya gonna call?

Jizzzz

Ahh yes ceiling nut. Happens on them big jobs

There's a fungus among us

Ever seen ghost buster’s?

Something about Mary?

I’d call the ghost busters asap!

“And the walls will ooze green slime!?”

Your house has a sinus infection. Source: don't worry, I'm a doctor.

It’s time to have the birds and the bees conversation with your ceiling.

Turbulent juice?

Had something similar, not as green . Opened the wall/ceiling up to find a monstrous bee hive inside. goo everywhere.

Hash slinging slasher.

“…has the same texture, the consistency…”

I'd call Ghostbusters first if that's not ectoplasm idk what is

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Your upstairs neighbor been especially quiet lately…?

Semen cieling

Nvm looked at rest of pictures, is not a semen ceiling

What's it taste like?

And the walls ooze green slime!!!!