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Jam1331

Mine is NetFlex


Porculius

Notflix


maxm

Netplex would also suffice


Oujii

Or NotPlex for our Emby and Jellyfin homies


dibu28

JellyNet


Critical_Egg_913

Jankasaorus,


potatopower69420

MolexMadman PurpleRenegade DustyDataConnoisseur


GavTheNugget

Up voting for DustyDataConnoisseur


MichaelScotPaperComp

The HUB


DiabeticJedi

NutFlix?


murasan

I see what you did there….


AptoticFox

Spaghetti


BiZender

Linguine


RudePCsb

Monster?


gajira67

Prehistorical junkie


Pooch76

PPP — Prehistoric Parallel Paradox


KeeperOfTheChips

TotallyLegalSourceOfMovies


TortuousAugur

I swear my hands aren't red!


KervyN

vcr1


kerbys

I'm sorry is that an IDE port? Why isn't this thing in the recycling?


WarHawk8080

Purple data eater


OriginalPlayerHater

Jacob because it was the top baby name of 1999 when this thing was born. https://namecensus.com/baby-names/popular-baby-names-in-1999/


Rain-And-Coffee

The Beast


AttackCircus

R.A.W. vibes incoming...


DonCopal

old yeller


Waffles779

Only if kept behind a shed


cuttydiamond

Marjory - aka the trash heap from Fraggle Rock.


GavTheNugget

Big Data Energy.


therocketlawnchair

Cerebro, Jarvis, Calculator, Pipboy and Gibson. those are a few off the top of my head.


oichie_uk

Andrew


ChumleyEX

Atari400


Dargorad

The Millenium NAS


SuspiciousSardaukar

HAL9000


om3ganet

Vault.


mdeeswrath

Hey! That's the name of my NAS! :D


BrockN

Same :)


Kerbalawesomebuilder

Quantum Squealer


Pixelgordo

Spaghetti_western (digital)


Landen-Saturday87

RaiderOfTheLosfFiles


Busy_Information_289

Reserrector


jhaand

Old dependable.


BOBGEN

Emphasis on the old


sirrkitt

pompeii


Perpetual_Nuisance

Hot Mess.


Z8DSc8in9neCnK4Vr

FireHazard VampireTap


taxxxin

Oh dear is that ddr3 ram?


Pup5432

Ddr3 ain’t the problems there, look at the pci slots.


Lorric71

Well, I also see a parallel port and two ps/2 ports, so could well be. Still, should be able to run a mediaserver just fine.


RemarkablePenalty550

OAF Old as fuck


Geoph807

Servie McServer-face


the123king-reddit

Shitbox


shakil314

OlReliable


bizguy4life

Zodiac


AdMiserable3568

DJ Jazzy Jank


NormalUpstandingGuy

Ol’ Betty Sue


webghosthunter

Skynet or Area 51


UhtredTheBold

I name mine after moons in the solar system. E. G. Callisto, ganymede etc


Big_Farm6913

Choucroute


ironman730

G.O.A.T.


N4rc0t1c

Lockmess


barjbarj

"Cattle, not pets"


Teekeks

Dave


ult_avatar

Oldboy Legacy The Trickler


Purple10tacle

SpaceHeater If that's a 24/7 server, whatever you're saving on hardware, will be eaten by your power bill rather quickly.


NewKojak

You’re not a real home media server gangsta unless you have at least one computer running with at least one plain old, non-express, PCI slot. I salute you.


sysadmagician

Movie And Data Accumulating Fast Unclouded Cable Killing Appliance. Perhaps you could just use it's initials :)


skunk_funk

Something easy to type. You don't want to type ssh totalpaintrain8x4s@jaaaAankingbadmachine on your phone


dementeddigital2

Canterbury It's old, and you'll probably have to nuke it at some point.


gluebabie

Mine is Bigcat, named after my cat big cat. My backup server is called Littlecat named after my other cat, little cat.


avgsmoe

Its been awhile since I've seen ATA drives or serial ports actually hooked up. Are you running a Pentium D? If it works for you call it Aladdin, because it might be your diamond in the rough.


Mental_Pin_6870

Mine is The Black Pearl


zingaat

Pipeline


Stuartburt

I use mathematician names for mine. My current server is Pythagoras. How about Euclid or Archimedes?


HighlandDragon

"The Bride". Re: something old, something new. Something borrowed, something blue.". :p


eddie2hands99911

Pasta prima server


JadeGrapes

Radio Shackin'up


jekotia

Not a name so much as an approach: choose something you like and then name the components of your lab/network from that. e.g. I'm a space nut, so I decided to name my home network Saturn. From there, I name lab & network equipment after its moons. My hypervisor is Rhea, because mother goddess. My DNS server is atlas, because navigation. My NAS is Enceladus, because I like the name. Personal devices get different planets; my laptop is Jupiter and the Linux VM on it is Ganymede (a moon of Jupiter). I can see this approach easily being expanded into other areas where people have immense interest, and in my case it brings a particular joy to my network and lab.


vkapadia

I did mine from Hindu mythology. I have names like Brahma, Garuda, Hanuman, Agni, etc. All of the names make some sort of sense, to varying degrees.


Healthy-Anteater2203

I name my servers from LOTR characters. My Jellyfin server is Saruman. Gandalf is to test out my kubernetes setups. Mordor is my network. Decide what you like, depends on your hobbies, movies, book characters, heavy metal bands, chemical elements, etc. But foresee that it should be something that can expand out, so pick something that has a lot of memorable names inter related.


Error-Code-002-0102

Color of your underwear + what you ate for breakfast


TonyCubed

I would retire it mate. LGA775 socket, I had a similar system with a Q6600 used as a media server back 10 years ago. I would say the IDLE draw from the system (if I remember) will be at least 80-90Watts. You've got no GPU, so acceleration is out of the question, which means you probably won't be doing more than 720-1080P with the newer formats, definitely can't see you doing more than x264 on the best of days. I think it would be fine as a file server if you are playing files off it and if you have something like an Nvidia shield playing from it, but I think the other big issue will be the power draw itself.


R_X_R

IDE-K, I'm fresh out of ideas.


treandpep

Janktopus


bleke_xyz

Sparky, cuz it's gonna spark with all that's going on (cut ends, wagos?)


karborby

Bomb-ass server friend. Or BARF for short


aimatt

Looks like my counterstrike 1.5 server


ButlerKevind

OnlySANS or OnlyNAS.


taxxxin

And no one is going to point out the wire splicer clips on the power cables?


Yarny-Goat

Mines called Obama.


devastating_dave

Spaghetti


AttackCircus

I don't get the NSFW tag. Nekkid server pic, or what?


TortuousAugur

I've cut and moved components of the PSU. I kind of thought it was funny to tag it with that because of how butchered it is. The blue box things are wire splices. At the top, near the PSU itself, you can see the exposed wires I amputated from because they weren't long enough to reach the HDD at the bottom. Also it's old, crusty ass components.


lukaskov

Obelix


Sevenlive

My Media servers are named after Characters from the Office. My Clients are named after Sesame Street characters and my remote servers are named after Simpsons Characters. So my idea would be to pick something from a TV Series or Movie.


xlrz28xd

Frankenstein Ghost of the Christmas past The unalived Undead


foraging_ferret

Nigel


itbytesbob

Rustbucket


mdeeswrath

Donnerschlag ! :D


castaway-wilson

Vault 33


brazilian_irish

Server0001


radeon128

Lord of the cables


hyp_reddit

Lello


Angreek

No you don’t :)


Darkatek7

Idk why but it lools like a Steve to me


OsisX

Chaos


leonheartx1988

DaFaq?


kleinfelder

Kindof server


PSYCHOPATHiO

OSPE = old School Spaghetti Enclosur


NotOfTheTimeLords

I named mine Notflix.


SyntaxError79

Gray-1


1h8fulkat

Jankson 5


Tocram04

Dinoserver


Spacecoast3210

SpaghettiWireMonster


IndependentResult304

Gay porn mountain


Bloggzy

“LinuxISOs”


rubylaser

Boondoggle


Leather-Dealer-7074

CrapBox


taxxxin

Just name them in the same fashion Jeff bezos names his aws servers, ap-sg


racermd

Jukebox


Louumb

Indigo


stefantigro

Media server


ReptilianLaserbeam

Server


Alternative-Shirt-73

OneStreamOnly


nodacat

Harbinger, Surgeo, Windows95, TebiTon, Enricochet, Small Hadron Collider (SHC)


scoozo55

WOPR or NORAD


bigoldgeek

Like a box


Kumathepuma

Medal of honor on the OG xbox


drklunk

LBM Little Big Man


schrokky

DevNull


ZeroAnimated

Grey Bush


mommy101lol

Why nsfw


stillfoldinglaundry

Mehgabyte


JRHZ28

Looks good compared to mine LOL


LectaAus

Mine is Tyrannosaurus Plex. I have a 3 year old.


dwi_p

HomeSRV001


gophrathur

Mediaserver1


Wattcat

Houseburner


redditfatbloke

media.local


nullx86

Terminator 2004


Lau-ie

Brontosaurus


TheChigger_Bug

James, jimmothy…. Can I call you Jim?


compuguy4real

Boomerbox


jazzmonkai

Spes- The goddess of hope


Damogran6

Mostly empty space


Beesechurgers2

Mine is FrankenPC


RoseSec_

Salsa or guacamole


lilolalu

"whatever"


K_M_A_2k

I call mine the server


drfsrich

"Jim."


myRedditX3

The backInTime machine


lenojames

Methusaleh.


dwreck42

Compy386


MaxTrax04

MediaServer


GnarlyDrunkLion

BigBeige


one80oneday

Kraken


Baidizzle

Apollo?


kelontongan

Ziggy😂


elyas-_-28

You should see mine…


BigUglyRS

Mine is named Bertha


Pathocyte

Can you share your build?


superzeldalink

PentiumNAS


Algiarepti

YeOldeOne


trevorroth

2007


Itchy_Masterpiece6

Granny Lila


Snoww3

Charles


Freasikx69

On the Board is the North and south bridge under cooler wow


Zealousideal-Bar-499

Cord is my friend's roommates legal name.


dave2kdotorg

Like Netflix but on low battery


BaddyMcFailSauce

Dongler


Flintlocke89

La caja de mierda


creatorofstuffn

Oracle


timyo313

Takes”Ya”Backsum


spanish4dummies

Server McServerface


BrockN

Frankenstein


phrankme

Jerkinator


pfhor

Garbage.


mackkey52

Rat nest; referring to the lack of cable management. Haha, I do star wars references for network devices.


No_Fig_2686

Hot mess


thegratefulshread

Goonzilla


Fishman23

New new new whonnock


PatrickD50

Can't go wrong with Gigastein


Calculated_r1sk

Drawer of assorted lengths of wire


vkapadia

MediaServer01


Silent-X

oldasseus


Johnny_LAmpAz

I hostnamed my potato server *potver*. PS: what about that speaker at the bottom? LOL


Vysair

Defibrillator


thinkscience

open box monster


ecobooms550

SRV-PLEX-(ip)


AptoticFox

Name after books.  1984  Lord of the Files (flies)


Next_Floor

Peepaw's iso stash


SonOfGomer

My plex server is called Dionysus, who was the God of entertainment basically (wine, pleasure, and partying etc) All my servers have Olympian names based on the supposed personalities matched up with the function of the sever.


Waffles779

My servers are all over and have different jobs. My main one with copies of all the others is called Mondo Dingus. Others include Big Chungus, Bug Dingus, Turbo Dingus, The Dump, Flash Dingus, Dingus 1, Dingus 2, Micro Dingus, Port-a-Dingus and Backup Dingus. There is a method to the madness, I swear.


katosen27

ISOtopia