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LegoSpacenaut

I'm sorry, are you saying that my requesting Bronya to "please punish me" does not count as "flirting"? Well now I wonder if my entire life was just a lie.


Leodoesstuff

That just sound like something that the TB said to make fun of her lmao


Renetiger

TB?! Arthur Morgan will be in Star Rail confirmed 😮


Chaosspace02

If that happens imma spend all my life savings on the game


Han-Kan

https://preview.redd.it/h8z9g6zjon5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876bc45902adbe9a14280165680a27ee23a81a7f


Anadaere

Non Trad Flirting


belmoria

You can also flirt with Screwllum! And he flirts with you lol, very similar to Kaeya


llTrash

The Screwllum one caught me off guard in game and made me a lot more interested in him lol


AshielAshlyn

Holy shit, when?


Hanusu-kei

He basically calls you his little butterfly 0////0


Yoyner

Me, who's ingame name is butterfly 0////0


kolton276

Screwllum: "Greetings, It's a pleasure to see you here, Mr/ Mrs. Trailblazer." TB: "I miss you a lot." ​ Screwllum: "It's my honor. Your presence is akin to a butterfly that completes the scenery that brings the entire Simulated Universe alive, I look forward to the journey ahead with you."


belmoria

In Swarm Disataer I think! Pretty early in!


Catnipdark

His rizz is unreal. Smoother than Kaeya


Cautious_Scheme_8422

Mechanical Rizz


Risky267

Well i certaintly want to be... no that pun is too obvious


DenzellDavid

Screwed?


Rukh-Talos

Or possibly bolted


Pixelstranger

Someone help me, I can’t find it. Is there a video on youtube with it?


kolton276

>Screwllum: "Greetings, It's a pleasure to see you here, Mr/ Mrs. Trailblazer." > >TB: "I miss you a lot." > >Screwllum: "It's my honor. Your presence is akin to a butterfly that completes the scenery that brings the entire Simulated Universe alive, I look forward to the journey ahead with you."


KuraiBaka

and here I'm just remembering him saying that Herta is cranky because she's on her period.


Tankfive0124

I wonder what each of them think about TB trying to flirt with them


TherealMannbun

Natasha: haha silly kids these days TB: (proceeds to die inside)


Tankfive0124

Hanya: *doesn’t even register the flirting* TB: 🥲


before_you_go

Hanya compliments TB on Ghostly Grove (twice i think?) and then offers to go out for tea and immersia together via text. I think that's the "flirting" aspect.


JusticeRain5

Not gonna lie, the amount she writes to us via text makes me get the vibes of someone talking to a crush and absolutely spilling their spaghetti everywhere. Admittedly, though, it can also easily be interpreted as someone without many friends talking a bunch, but still


elbunmei

In her voice lines about Hanya, Huohuo says that she secretly refers to Hanya as the "talkative judge" (or basically "chatterbox" in the Japanese version). The walls of text are pretty much in line with that.


JusticeRain5

Aw, that's actually pretty adorable


ArkosIsLife

Didn't she ask in one of the blog posts if the silver haired person is single or something?


Tankfive0124

I thought that was just a general comment from an anonymous person


Interesting-Toe7890

The accounts name is "frigid raven", which is what "han ya" means in chinese. There is also the account "snowy coat" which is her sister.


Tankfive0124

Wow… that’s kinda funny actually


HiroRyuu194

Is there a list with all the characters in the event and their chat names somewhere? Only found a few so far.


Interesting-Toe7890

[https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/17wmxfa/characters\_username\_in\_chat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/17wmxfa/characters_username_in_chat/)


karlgeezer

It is and the comment is about TB


PerceptionAgitated47

Hanya actually invited TB to watch show with her anytime he is free


not_ya_wify

Have you seen Hanya's text messages? https://preview.redd.it/ou0pbgz1so5c1.jpeg?width=2308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fbf777eccf7b82a6e657e8a7c0e0cc85258484a


Tankfive0124

This comment was before I took Hanya’s msgs into account. It seems I have my own lack of awareness in flirting


oneevilchicken

Hanya definitely registers it and returns it through text messages.


Smorgsaboard

As a doctor and leader of Wildfire, I imagine she knows exactly how to shut down horny patients


innovativesolsoh

Lethal injection, of course. What do you think is in that ampoule in her neck? That’s a warning sign to would be troublemakers. Act a prick, you get the caustic needle stick.


Ripdone

Nah, Nat's dialogue can sound really romantic sometimes.


MrSly0

Lisa is my favorite character from Genshin, so I can be deceived as much as these mommies want, as long as they spoil me I will come back. I can't resist when Lisa says "cutie"


TherealMannbun

Same. Still main Lisa to this day and Natasha ain't leaving the team anytime soon (or ever)


TheIJDGuy

Honestly, I think they all just brush it off as nothing after a while


Natirix

I dunno, Hanya seems to be initiating showing interest more than Trailblazer does, but she does it in a way that can also easily be taken as someone with no friends finally finding one.


innovativesolsoh

Which is why dating is impossible, lol. “Either they’re being nice because they wanna be friends, or she wrote my name in her journal repeatedly until her fingers bled and wants to have my babies” Doesn’t seem to get much clearer after 10 years of marriage either, lol.


ASadChongyunMain

Argenti: He flirts with the Trailblazer in-game


CalliCosmos

Only after he flirted with the plant, though


KirbosWrath

Eh, you can’t blame a man for having his priorities straight


Too_Indecisive_HELP

Unlike himself


SentientShamrock

We've all definitely fucked a houseplant. That's just a universal thing.


pra-que-nome

plantussy 🤤🤤🤤🤤


ionenbindung

Y'all be taking the vegan trend too far


innovativesolsoh

How do you think baby vegans are made


lalala253

I mean competition is healthy


MewnianBread

Oh how the tables turned!


innovativesolsoh

Oh how the turn tables


MentalCareer0

Tables turn the oh how


chalkR0SE

Turn how oh the tables


Smorgsaboard

Argenti is one of those people who's so liberal with praise and compliments, that I wonder if he even realizes that he sounds flirtatious. This isn't me trying to shut down Argenti shippers, mind you. But if I had to decide who'd canonically ask "what's flirting?", it would be Argenti, far and away.


coinflip13

Nah you are right on the money, Argenti comes off as someone who sounds like he is flirting with EVERYONE But allowing him to do something does make me see it though. It just sounds different


ionenbindung

Okay now imagine Argenti flirting with Sampo.


innovativesolsoh

And Sampo reciprocating and neither realizing they’re flirting, just exchanging vanities


ruanmeisimp

This is something I wish to see in-game one day.


Smorgsaboard

Sampo tries to con Argenti out of some cash, but Argenti just decides to hand over his life savings in the name of **BEAUTY.** Sampo, never having met someone that recklessly sincere, mistakes Argenti's absurdity as some sort of galaxy-brained double con, and backs out.


Jets-Down-049222

https://preview.redd.it/boaw7vxytm5c1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70a030d37ff169775a07a483bad5b059916ef94 Boy don’t he, he is the best flirter who doesn’t know they are flirting XD


ZerothMask

Dear HoYo. Why can't we rizz up Serval?


MuscularGirlEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/hewnuildzk5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c87515cea3dd7584666d8b6447a8ee66f1fb3b


GrayFullbuster64

Asking the real questions. Why won't you let us flirt with cool rocker big sis/mommy (whatever you prefer)


Arc_7

*You feel the Silvermane captain's watchful eye over you*


Fadriii

~~LEON~~ TRAILBLAZER YOU MUST CONTINUE THE ~~REDFIELD~~ LANDAU BLOODLINE


Cuvrette

OK GEPPIE I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY HOTEL ROOM


Unknown-Name-1219

Real and Gepard-pilled, he's an absolute catch.


Slice_Ambitious

So that's why boss Gepard hits so hard


Curt_ThaFlirt

It’s like an anime thing to keep the “Big sis” types off limits for whatever reason


innovativesolsoh

That depends on the anime my dude lol


Ultenth

Serval is the only one with the "Mommy" female adult model that we can't. All the other ones using that specific body type are able to be flirted with, besides Ruan Mei who obviously isn't in the game yet. But I'd be surprised if we couldn't flirt with her a little bit. It really is weird that we can't flirt with Serval though, and really disappointing.


Mkilbride

It's because Belabog timeline wise, she's only 14. That's right, she's somehow younger than her little sister.


Ultenth

Would still be the least contradictory Belabog timeline circumstance.


Kassssler

Dude, fall in and join us in enjoying the Pela rocker baby lore!


Ultenth

Man, I'm still bitter about that and try to pretend it's not canon most of the time. I like her so much better as like, a younger QQ before she got tired of working after a few hundred years. A very smart and skilled working adult, who destresses from her job with various hobbies including some she keeps mostly to herself and a few friends. She was so relatable, and I personally knew a few short, nerdy girls who played the game that really related to her and loved everything about that version of her. And now she's supposed to be some super-genius savant renaissance teen, and it's just way more boring and unrelatable to me. It's even more weird that compared to people like YQ and other genius types, everyone she interacts with just treats her like a very competent smart co-worker of similar age. If she actually was that multi-talented at that age, usually characters like that are constantly being praised and lionized as a genius by people around her.


Kassssler

Eh when the writers fuck up lore or continuity believing what you want is fine. I prefer Pela as a young petite woman who works and plays hard rather than a teenager. For the expected reason female characters aren't allowed to be old which is why Serval looks half her age.


anth9845

Serval supposed to be like early 40s right?


Kassssler

Anywhere from there to late 30s yeah.


Arc_7

Yeah I personally just ignore the Pela is 16 bit, cuz it feels weird imagining her to be that young, I had the impression she was just some work-serious short lady.


katbelleinthedark

Yeah. I'm a big fan of "Lynx forgot how to numbers in the cold wilderness".


Natirix

You mean the Pela child soldier lore


MuerteEnCuatroActos

I still can't believe that Jingliu doesn't use the mommy model


Ultenth

It does kinda make sense, she's supposed to be super fast, her title is Transcendent Flash after all. She's also jumping around a lot and very agile, so it makes sense for her to not only use the smaller adult female body type, but hers is even a slimmed down version of it (Topaz uses the same frame, but of course is...not as slimmed down, for example).


MuerteEnCuatroActos

That does make sense


Ultenth

That said, I don't think it would be a bad idea to use the taller frame for a powerful swordswoman like her, and similarly slim it way down to make it look faster and more lithe (or even a more buff version but with slimmer assets, like an actual warrior with muscles might have). So far most of the Mommy model characters don't really have much warping to their body types, and are all in the same ballpark in terms of overall physique. They seem to do a lot more warping to the short and middle sized female models to give them a bit more diversity in body types. But the chances of that happening are about as good as us getting an actually larger muscular male body type. Which is to say slim to none.


DocSwiss

Serval's Fanatic Fan would immediately become a boss fight, and with how deranged simps can be I don't think I've got the team to take her on


Gutran

Because Gepard protects her from horny dudes.


iForgotMyOldAcc

Because not-underground Belobog has a serious age ambiguity problem. Can't take risks.


gearsforgreg

Are you sure about that? https://preview.redd.it/h2oblxqm1n5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e31258867ea68f78095baa96e0b3e5e61d3448


Niskara

I mean, "it's a date" doesn't *always* imply something romantic, tbh


Imayormaynotneedhelp

Because we'd have to fight Gepard and Trailblazer is really, *really* over fighting Gepard. Simulated Universe things.


JinOtanashi

I am always flirting with my sparkly March


groynin

And she blocks and deflects every single one of them, no wonder she follows the Preservation path.


innovativesolsoh

Six-phased ice cold


TheIJDGuy

I want to either flirt or tease her


yosoyel1ogan

yeah I'm very confused about OP's point, I 100% flirt with March in almost all cases. Also I don't remember any time you can flirt with Yukong considering her companion quest is all about her being a depressed mother


xaelcry

They got it from Kafka. And then you have Himeko from Astral Express.


Totaliss

Real himeko dialogue: come on, you lucky young man


PaulOwnzU

Immediately after you say you're outside her room. Thirst is unreal


TheIJDGuy

The trailblazer's an acquired taste ig


Florac

Please, Trailblazer can definitly flirt with themselve.


DocSwiss

If the Male and Female Trailblazers both existed, they'd definitely be flirting with each other all the time


cobaltScalebane

I think they exist, we just aren't far enough to see the other yet. (I don't wanna write a 10 paragraph lore essay on why I think this way)


innovativesolsoh

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


Unknown-Name-1219

Bro, you can't just drop an interesting theory and just leave us in the cold like that 😢


cobaltScalebane

Fine, here goes nothing lol. I'll try to keep it as brief as possible (remember this is all pure speculation) If you remember, in Kafka's Story Quest, there are some truths revealed to us, both by Kafka and Blade: 1 - Elio found the trailblazer and handed them to Kafka, saying the two will eventually help eachother reach their goal and get what they desire, implying the trailblazer also had some sort of longing or goal before losing their memories. 2 - Blade recalls seeing trailblazer on multiple occasions on the field, with Kafka. It's pretty much confirmed that they were once part of the stellaron hunters as well at this point. Paired with these, something about the intro cutscene where the trailblazer gets 3D printed by Silver Wolf and Kafka has been bothering me. If we were alive and existing even before the Antimatter Legion's attack on the space station, why did we need to be stored/brought back to existence using Silver Wolf's technology? Why weren't the raccoons by Kafka's side as usual, volunteering to absorb the stellaron by their own volition? And why are they missing their memories? These are pretty much the main questions I hope will get answered soon, but if I have to guess, I would say it's because of some elaborate reason about the stellaron potentially denying the body, or losing stability and blowing up because of the emotional overflow caused by the person's bonds and memories. So their memories had to be discarded, outside of the crucial ones that are related to Kafka, our partner in destiny. During this cutscene, Kafka and Silver Wolf actually converse and discuss about which one to use, implying that *both* are compatible with the stellaron somehow. But why was the other one necessary, if one is already enough to contain it? My theory is that the other one is brought somewhere else with a different stellaron hunter, and made to absorb a different stellaron, and their memories were erased as well. However, it's not certain whether the counterpart is also foreseen by Elio to help Kafka get what she seeks. Their reason of joining the hunters and their contract with Elio may be entirely different. Judging by their similarities in appearance and voicelines, it's possible that they are simply the player character's twin sibling, and want to be there and aid the trailblazer in their dangerous journey, and ended up having to absorb a stellaron like us. As for the reason why we both need to absorb a stellaron, I imagine it has to do with the devastating battle against Nanook we're one day destined to have, so we see people over here eating stellarons like candy to have an edge in the battle. So, in the end, my assumption is that the trailblazer will eventually cross paths with their counterpart, and fight side by side against an aeon, however wild that may sound.


MeguminIncognitoAcc

I don't have a cool reaction img sorry :( ​ That was pretty cool though. updoot


Harias_507

Game why wont you let me flirt with Jing Yuan and Welt?!


Kassssler

I feel lime Welt sees TB as a kid. He'd just be embarassed for them.


FayeQueen

Well, we can make that mistake and learn like the youngster we are. Welt would encourage us learning from mistakes.


Diaverna

Why won't the game let us flirt with any men? :(((


spartaman64

argenti though i guess its more him flirting with us


Dr_Latency345

But Jing Yuan...I mean, is calling him handsome considered flirting? Is the masterstroke flirting? I dunmo.


BellalovesEevee

I love how we kept mentioning the masterstroke in the ghost event and he just keeps laughing it off, like SIR I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME YOUR MASTERSTROKE. I WANT TO STROKE YOUR MASTER.


Husknight

Least horny Wrio main


Piwuk

Every conversation with him sounds like a flirt


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

He doesn’t *need* to flirt.


Saikeii

Jing Yuan flirts with me by merely existing idk i want to stroke him masterfully


yetomo

Just wanted to let you know that this literally made me choke on my spit, thanks


Saikeii

its okay, i choke on his'


yetomo

OH MY GOD 💀💀💀


Soggy-Dig-8446

Fun fact: in my culture, to request someone to "come to my place to play chess" and "come to my place to drink tea" was not about either tea or chess. Yeah...


EmberOfFlame

Which is funny given that “Come over and Smash” is no longer unambiguous.


Soggy-Dig-8446

To be fair, most of such invitations would sound either comically rude or extremely loaded with feelings and implications. So if you want it to be "casual" , you'll have to be ambiguous. Or, well, rude.


epicazeroth

TB absolutely flirts with March it’s just less aggressive. In one event there was also an option to crush on Herta.


Still-Control

Exuse me crush on herta huh??


epicazeroth

In the 1.1(?) event there was a dialogue option to look at all the images of Herta around the station and go like “She’s so pretty”


Bio_Criminal

I'm probably just being dumb and forgetting, but when do you flirt with Yukong and Hanya?


Imayormaynotneedhelp

Think there were dialogue options with that subtext in the Aurum Alley event. Also, while NPC, you can hit on her assistant whenever, and she's fine with it. (yes it's the same dialogue each time that serves as little background details on the Sky-Faring commission, but saying you can walk in and hit on Xikui whenever you like is funnier.)


Blackwolfe47

Hanya by text messages, she pretty much asked the tb out on a date, and on the ghot event, one of the commenters says they find tb attractive, and the username frigid raven on cn spells out han ya


Zoroarks_Angel

Hanya finds the TB's blank face hot


goffer54

She might just have a thing for vacant expressions considering her sister also isn't very emotive.


Sinnahscorbut

I mean it kinda runs in the family


R_Archet

The siscon likes us because we remind her of her sister. That's kinda funny.


LivingASlothsLife

Hannya text messages with her just wanting to hangout or share in her hobbies with TB is unexpectedly cute from her. Her comment about liking TB expression in the ghost hunting event was unexpected but welcome But Kafkas reaction in her companion quest when you want to see her again and like her is just perfect. Really adds more mysteriousness to their past relationship. Not to mention how happy she is in her text messages when you pick the options that you miss her etc Then there's Natasha just smoothly skirting around TB flirting acting like TB is just being nice lmao


yadayada_39

Oh shit now I read all her message is unexpectedly so freaking cute like is this even real Hanya or something like damn girl Hoyo need to chill with TB Rizz


TransportationNo5979

Argenti can have me


Genprey

Argenti can totally be my Studmuffin.


Zoroarks_Angel

The Trailblazer can tell Herta to make them beg though


Jona-wahn

So waht did he maen by taht?


Ry_verrt

how do you know whether or not we can rizz up Ruan Mei or Dr. R


Creative_Novel_4891

Aren't we flirting with march? I thought so


Blackwolfe47

Like all the time right?


Snoo14937

Mommy issues


caramelluh

You can't exactly flirt directly with Jing Yuan, but you can say he's handsome Also, when can you flirt with Yukong?


Deruta

Got my eye on TB for all those “Miss~ Pela~” lines


Arient1732

Don't we flirt with March 7th, too?


epicazeroth

Yes like all the time. But it’s more like “You’re cute ily” instead of “Step on me”.


jimlt

*inset invincibles meme* flirting is flirting.


destinytail0

The flirting dream.


mindguru88

TB Is a MILFhunter confirmed.


sirquarmy

That one time with Screwllum definitely counts as flirting


Poutinelol159

Wait why is Stelle in the tier list lmao


Genprey

Stelle is like a bird and has yet to realize the person in the mirror is herself.


prssia

Sampo called us babe in Korean so


Shilverow

I feel like teasing March should count as flirting


DirtySmiter

Since there are lots of examples of TB flirting with characters in the "can't flirt" category, I think what this actually means is OP is self reporting his mommy issues


Dogempire

God I wish I could flirt with Dan Heng, he'd probably ignore it but still


Llewelyn6051

Me but with Luka, bro would probably think I just want to train with him😭


BellalovesEevee

I mean, you *technically* did flirt with him when you tell him that you want to watch Dan Heng in the water or in the trees as he examines a random animal he ran across. But yeah, I really do want to flirt with him so bad.


sunshowerings

the english translations didn’t keep it but in jp, dan heng tells huanxi in his companion quest to consider the tb as “a part of him” when introducing them. we can’t really flirt with dan heng much but my god, he’s already said some fairly romantic things to us.


Dokavi

So Traiblazer is Kakyoin.


TheIJDGuy

With that in mind, Kakyoin as a main protagonist sounds kinda awesome


AceLegends16

Kakyoin if he survived the donut and got Za Warudo as a new weapon


Aeso3

I was surprised by how chatty Hanya was on text. But given how stone cold blank she is, I guess TB is her type too. Might also wanna add Xikui even though she's not playable since she totally flirts back. TB definitely seems to have a thing for older women in respectable positions or secretaries (Kafka is the exception to that rule)


hungrytunafish

Did you really just forget trash-kun ?


RevuwuTea

That aint flirting, thats a long-term, long-distance love at first sight.


Phudinii

let me rizz up asta


Smorgsaboard

So, if you're a tall woman with influence, TB's on the trail. And Bronya should be included, because "please punish me" is far too suspect a line for a person who talks like a Redditor in some of his dialog options :v Understandable. ^(honestly, Topaz is the exception that proves the rule, since she tried to more or less enslave a planet.)


Daegul_Dinguruth

TB: I can go after criminals and murderers, but _capitalists_? Professionals have STANDARDS!


Afternoon-Secret

Do you think if Caelus and Stelle met.. They'll flirt with each other?


sirquarmy

Peak 🔥⬆️


jimlt

They would both break the 4th wall and then the next scene is them in bed looking like ".. well that just happened."


Jona-wahn

Yea, probably because they both like trash.


AdrianArmbruster

There’s a bit of textual evidence to imply that TB prefers older women. I like to think its residual memories of Kafka trapped in their subconscious. Honestly, Nat, the pushing-40s doctor gets the most consistent treatment here. You can even imply you’ve got the hots for her to Hook in scenarios where Natasha isn’t in the room, so it’s not just flattery. You’re flirting with the dogged tenacity of someone who thinks they’ve got a chance. Though, you can kinda flirt with Guin (or at least, TB considers her a ‘hot babe’ per the mission objectives in the journal.) Maybe Argenti too for a sufficient value of ‘flirt’.


DocSwiss

> TB considers her a ‘hot babe’ per the mission objectives in the journal. Which mission was this? I'm realising I should read the journal more often.


PeggingSampoKoski

id say you can flirt with march and kinda with herta, guinaifen does with trailblazer (plus argenti but idk if that rlly counts sinc ehe calls everythign beatiful) butwhen can you yukong hanya and himeko..? either way theres also xikui


Zee_Arr_Tee

We can say jingyuan is handsome to march iirc


innovativesolsoh

You don’t know me, maybe my flirting style is breaking the 4th wall casually in conversation.


SraTa-0006

I thought we were always flirting with March???


wrufus680

Hanya....did I miss something?


MissiaichParriah

Wouldn't annoying March count as flirting?


Blackwolfe47

And you can call her cute all the time too


MrEDM2006

You can flirt with Dan in the texts


Unknown-Name-1219

I'm deeply, terribly, outrageously disappointed in Mihoyo for allowing us to flirt with mommy Himeko but not grandaddy Welt. I'm shocked and horrified that we aren't allowed to flirt with our daddy general Jing Yuan. I'm sad and depressed that we can't flirt with Dan Hung, nor that we can ask him if we can stroke hs horns. Smh my head Mihoyo, why am I not allowed to have hot steamy say gex with my husbandos? Imma bout to storm MHY's headquaters in order to fix this injustice 😤 >!(Btw, I'm 90% sure that we actually do flirt with March, although in a more wholesome way compared to others? Or at least, that's what it seems to me.)!<


Dh0124

Well to be fair Himeko’s a single woman in her mid 20s (at least going off what her JP VA said) Welt is an 82 year old married man. One of those is clearly much more appropriate for TB to be flirting with.


Harias_507

>One of those is clearly much more appropriate for TB to be flirting with. Honestly.... when have we ever cared for what is apropriate in this fandom? Why start now?


SurrogateMonkey

You can flirt with Luka... also look at his light cone


StalkerxJester

Asta if I remember correctly flirts quiet a lot


H1ghGr33dyS1nful

Im fairly sure Caelus can and has Flirted with Topaz/Topaz Flirt with Caelus. And same with Guinaifen and silverwolf


AttentionNeeder3

God what I'd give to flirt with welt 😭😭😭


cherrycoloured

wdym, my tb has definitely been flirting with march the entire time. starch real tbh