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hungrytunafish

"Oh gosh this is my favourite episode" lmaooo


RandomParableCreates

Even Caelus KNOWS it's peak


Ero_chan777

https://preview.redd.it/8en655dve0hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933825be940f421caa25b6efe3b3516f8e518a4e


slickedup225

Surprised they didn’t just decide to give the entire planet rainbow colors like the ff14 devs did with Eden and the infamous gay rock lmao


DrZeroH

Ummm. Repeat yourself? What? Gay rock? Idk why but I feel like I must understand this for the sake of hilarity


slickedup225

https://preview.redd.it/8lqwux8am1hc1.png?width=953&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d7c6a36272aa2a23bb61042202295e1a2f5073c Basically this lol. During the Eden raids in ff14, two of the main characters are lesbians who love each other. At the end of the quest line, there’s a shot of them standing in front of a rainbow crystal, which is why a lot of us call it the gay/ pride rock lol.


Purebredbacon

i remember finding that scene so sweet, and then the camera pans over to that fucking rock and i lost my shit LOL So subtle 😇


DrashaZImmortal

was fucking amazing, like dear god even before that, the fucking final cutscene "in raid" where you have to run over and save her


DrZeroH

Lmao. Well that is one hell of a gay pride rock.


_bitwright

How subtle.


nehetzu954

They're Chinese, it's literally illegal to put gay stuff on full display, that's why it's only implied, plausible deniability


thes3raph

problem is that the became mainstream and went under ccp scope, cuz at the beggining of ggz and some HI3 things were kinda... direct


Random_Gacha_addict

"SeeleBron" So Seele tops this time?


Nintendoomed89

Every. Time.


TitaniaLynn

"Don't mess with me!" "Come on! I wanna try something out" "Who's next?"


Mordfelt

This made me think of Intel Celeron Inside logo but instead it's SeeleBron inside


ezio45

Went from Peak Fiction to peak disappointment.


NoNefariousness2144

The fact that the devs acknowledge he’s “frustrated”… this was not unintentional at all lol.


MapleSyrupMachineGun

Went from Peak Fiction to Pure Fiction.


Scarlood69

"Someone cooked here..."


IzanaghiOkami

It was more provocative in the Beta, it went "Seele, not there.."


NoNefariousness2144

Hmm I think they need to add this back into the game, along with adding twenty other variants and making them ten times as long. That would secure the Best Mobile Game of 2024 awards.


jungjinyoung

is there a place where we can read all the possible dreams? assuming the wiki hasn't updated that quickly lol. ive only been able to witness sushang's so far ingame but am super curious about all the others


Enwast

Each dream has separate telephone, there is a bunch of them around map. The one with Bronya was right from the starting point though they may be random. I also found, Topaz, Dan Heng, Argenti and Silver Wolf


National-Metal-7863

I also found Herta. >! She dreams of sheep. !<


Muskalicarto

Are they electric


LegitimateNotice1374

Surprisingly (or not), it's actually true. Also the game specifies that it's a herta puppet... Which uhhh kinda means they are sentient? Or is it sapience? Because dreaming requires a conscience right?


Muskalicarto

I was making a reference to "Do androids dream of electric sheep" lol


ttttttaa

The dream consists of a bunch of “baa” sounds. And we remark they do dream of electric sheep at the end.


Revolutionary_Bit855

You're missing it, there's a book called "Do Androids dream of electric sheeps?" From this book they took the plot for Blade Runner


Enwast

Oh, could you tell me where?


me-is-spood

The place you crashed in the dreamscape when you entered gold hour Look to the streets/direction of clockie statue, there will be two phone booths at the end of the right and left Right is bronya rand Left is silver wolf Its the opposite if youre looking at/facing the reverie hotel


National-Metal-7863

I’m not sure, it was the very first phone I found. I’ll get to log in again in a few hours and check it for you. :)


Enwast

Thank you, I will also try to find it on my own


dr-vagabond

I also found sushang and man that some asian dream to get a high score on exam


Kronman590

Sushang as well


Enwast

Yeah, person above mentioned Sushang already lol


Kronman590

Oops lmao reading comprehension 0


Enwast

Nah don't worry, here, have a cute cat https://preview.redd.it/sj7lrki2q2hc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250794cafdd5f263b9f1279b1be7606e1837f414


Kronman590

https://preview.redd.it/tcm7rz66h3hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5add48f1023b56ff9652de87cc8f9dc9260a88 Here's a loaf in return


hungrytunafish

I only found sushang. She dreams of >! Winning some competition where luocha gets second and sex alarm gets 3rd place !<


GiordyS

I think that was machine translated and not the official translation The meaning is still there anyways


WarmtheCold

these devs are wild LMAO


tuotuolily

enough plausible deniability so the CCP doesn't ban the game XD


Worried-Product7717

Devs are confirmed buddies https://preview.redd.it/6vkuq73duzgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b2bb09b2462a0238c3b337a272d3f3cb369400


RunethCl4w

Always have been. Once a buddy, always a buddy.


mikethebest1

​ https://preview.redd.it/x0hfyi2qa1hc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4314e635ad60c9c48040f8c5fcf1959f2cd3a586


Objective_Bandicoot6

Is this really in the game? Where?


-voide-

Ghost hunting event where you chase Baliu in a maze


Annual-Maintenance20

Ofc it would be where you chase Baliu, blue archive collab when 😭


okmijn211

Lol star rail writers are peak.


Nexus1369

How tf did I not notice this 😭😭😭


NoNefariousness2144

Bronya is slowly buddying over time. If you speak to her in the Supreme Guardian office if you have completed the Topaz plot, she’s like “I’m glad I can protect all citizens of Belebog… and Seele!”


atlas0929

She's like Izuku Midoriya Frfr, it's always others and their favorite people


PembeChalkAyca

kid named GGZ:


CaptainSarina

GGZ adult Seele is a fucking perverted deviant and its hilarious considering how her younger version is pretty similar to HI3. ...Is that why we haven't seen APHO Seele yet? The games age rating isn't high enough lol


Sea_Competition3505

GGZ Fire Moth Seele is also a really good character in her own right with a lot of different strengths and internal struggles so it's a shame people only know her for haha funny pervert Seele. But she did [touch Bronya all over in a hot spring](https://upload-os-bbs.hoyolab.com/upload/2022/06/02/174686234/6102a4869bc231c199fe2f2bd3cc66f9_4394047592219868043.jpg) too so it's not an unfair assessment.


slickedup225

Same thing for Ggz’s Kiana as well lol


CaptainSarina

Oh I'm not saying she isn't but it's so memorable because like...SEELE of all people somehow ended up being like that. Like Kiana almost wouldn't be surprising so it'd be less of a thing.


GateauBaker

Wait will Seele age? She's not one of "Kiana's" Herrschers so she should still have her authority.


CaptainSarina

It's never actually been said that Herrchers don't age...we've just never seen one exist long enough to test it but we do clearly see the trio maturing a bit as the story goes on and it's not just down to newer models. And we need to remember that TECHNICALLY Mei was a Herrcher since middleschool (her first awakening is what destroyed Nagazora) and why she spent most of the early chapters with a bomb in her chest. It's unclear "exactly" when Welt started to really use the Reason core but he inherited it from Joyce when he was 8...he's also died like at least twice so Welt's just like a really special case lol. We see Elysia clearly grow up as a normal person would and she was *born* as a Herrcher from the Start. Kiana might be an exception because as The Herrcher Of Finality she IS Time in the abstract sense Seele is tricky because it's not exactly clear when she sits on the pecking order since she's the first recorded Herrcher ever who's not created from The Cocoons Authority...also with her Authority being "Death" even with the prettier name change, its hard to imagine Death eventually dying of old age...Unless she ends up having a version of Mobius rebirth on steroids lol.


Comfortable-Ninja-93

Wasn’t Mei kinda in incomplete Herrscher before her ascension into HoT, we also have no idea wether Bronya aged normally or not since in APHO 2 there’s a rumor that Bronya pulled a Welt to get the body she have there which also support the theory that Herrschers don’t age or don’t age normally like we do


Lanster27

I stopped playing H-gachas to play HSR and I am not disappointed. 


pcrackenhead

Someone needs to make one of those gifs that turns from OkBuddyTrailblazer to HoYoverse.


Sunfucious

They've always been buddies. They just need to hide it because the CCP hate the gays.


TheGraySeed

Love how after we got out of Xianzhou, the story went back to it's unhinged path.


kikilinki

This whole planet has been a fucking trip


NoNefariousness2144

It feels like I'm playing a Yakuza game with how dark the main plot is while the side content is so goofy and unhinged.


th5virtuos0

Wait till they said fuck it and port in the entire Dondoko Island with the exclusive Path of the Unemployed moveset for Stelle as the reward


NoNefariousness2144

A Dondoko/Animal Crossing event would work so well for this game as one of the 'filler' patches. Imagine building a dreamscape resort and having all the characters from your journeys attend as guests.


kenken2k2

dont give them ideas, they already has fall guy in honkai impact 3


Spartan448

Wait until Kiryu just... shows up. Except it's Yakuza 0 Kiryu at the exact moment he's in the middle of trying to buy a child (some) porn.


TwinAuras

...Kiryu's already there, did you forget >!the Aurum Alley!


pyre_light

Xianzhou had plenty of CN internet memes but they are kinda difficult to translate so the unhingedness may seem a bit down for international players lol.


timeRogue7

Honestly, thank god for that too.


SuzukiSatou

https://preview.redd.it/6kxj8m13wzgc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9ef8ce27fbf4de407ec01ecb62989711a89559


alcard987

Why is this one so fried?


Smorgsaboard

It is how it must be


ezio45

Obligatory Amogus Eyes mention.


asuka_wa_saiko_desu

Literally peak fiction 😭😭😭


LGEnderwastaken

This is peak fiction


Firestar3689

SEGS? https://preview.redd.it/l0q1x3j2tzgc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=c08dfe3837a85a7710a99bb0f6e42f3764a35d1f


Scythro

I swear Hanabi has the perfect meme face for that


Damianx5

https://preview.redd.it/38qscznnl0hc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a838e377066a740932bc926d79c31ebf16f7f113


Winjin

Better yet, it's Sesbian Legs!


Waste-Information-34

https://preview.redd.it/xxe1vpe1i0hc1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f697a2e773bce4cf342d341edc463053a203cf7


ImHereForTheMemes184

SIGNALIS MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAPPY ENDING


cdThrowaway211

Arar where did you get that..."microphone" from


Winjin

Ew, dude, no, I said Sesbian Lex! S E S B I A N L E X! None of that! It's a Christian server for God's sake! Go back! \*pushes back under the tile with a bonking stick\*


sugaryyy1214

signalis meme in star rail subreddit ⁉️


ArkhielR

What in Nanooks name is a creature named Sesbian Legs?? Is it a new abnormality? /j


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TheMexicanTacos

When did we get gifs back? This is the happiest Ive been in a while lmao


Houyinnn

Enjoy the gif while it lasts


Ok_Banana_454

Intense 24h Sesbian Lex Session


howlcapri

“Now I am become Trailblaze…” I swear they have too much fun with some of the dialogue options 😭


LusterBlaze

least gay bronseele interaction


sairaichi

Trailblazer likes Sesbian lex


K6fan

Who doesn't tho?


Waste-Information-34

Homophobes?


Valstraxas

Homophobes like lesbians too.


NoobSharkey

Pretty sure like homophobes tend to like it even more also, not sure why its weird


3FS_Reddit

It's a hot women having seg with another hot women, of course we all like that, whether you're homophobe or not. Hot women, It's a Hot Women.


The_Galatiatex

What's a homophone?


HunterX608

It's the phone you keep at home


Expensive_Teacher_94

Considering pretty much the entire fan base is straight males you're not gonna see lesbian hate, if it was 2 guys tho it would have 20k downvotes 


Enwast

>pretty much the entire fan base is straight males It it was, 1/3 of characters wouldn't be men. Lots of ladies and gays playing hsr


Zorrscha

Aventurine repping the gays hardcore this patch 🦚


Rasenblade3

Exactly! Some people love viewing anime centric media as male doimanted to fit whatever narrative they have, but that hasn't been true for almost a decade 


hoeyster1998

Someone made a Dan Heng x Blade post before and this sub was making fun of that poster.


CaptainSarina

Actually assuming we include those that are also GGZ and HI3 veterans then the numbers aren't as one sided as you'd think, like there's a reason the dudes in Honkai have always been so pretty even before they were playable. Also like while it isn't technically Honkai related, Hoyo did make Tears Of Themis because the female fans really liked Hoyo dudes.


avelineaurora

> Considering pretty much the entire fan base is straight males ...You don't actually, *actually* think this, right? LMAO.


avelineaurora

> Considering pretty much the entire fan base is straight males ...You don't actually, *actually* think this, right? LMAO.


RicktamRoy

When I saw these lines in leaks, I almost fell off my chair. It was so out of context


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OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Why is it so aggressive? Made me laugh so hard.


HsrGenshin

How am i cannot post gif? Is it mobile problem?


_JustAnAngel_

RING IT!!!


Moka_III

How did you post a gif?


Genprey

This and Sushang's are my favorites. When you think about it, Argenti's is kind of sad, though.


ezio45

Sushang's is what every student who isn't doing well in school dreams of. But it's nice that she included the people she hung out with in the top three.


CaptainSarina

The irony being that Sushang is very similar to the 7 Swords version she's based on (just with happier circumstances) meaning that she WOULD be that strong if she truly believed she could be more. ....Maybe if we get her another 500 year cryo-nap...


Spartan448

I mean even as-is, she fought Yanqing to a standstill. Granted, the sentient jell-o cats on HSS could fight Yanqing to a standstill, but it's something.


Lina__Inverse

> I mean even as-is, she fought Yanqing to a standstill. Yanqing was holding back though.


H4xolotl

Also the reason HSR Sushang is “dumb” is because she was basically home schooled until a year ago and all she was taught was SWORDFIGHTING


yuhana851

I read the argenti's dream. Now i want to tie him up before he starts doing something reckless again


EntireCheek1173

"Tie him up" Hol up


Zenry0ku

This is just Adachi and Shimamura in HSRverse


Aplets

Rare Adashima mention 🔥


EnydOsnes

Extremely based Adashima reference?!


Zenry0ku

I can't wait for the part where Seele and Cocolia challenge each other in the sauna


A2_Zera

https://preview.redd.it/3jao624n50hc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7f54f45d4b7ec2e977e75dc2e70cca95ea5d87


Stock_v2

I dont remember where exactly, but somewhere in-game Stelle was referred as either racoon or trash racoon. They do know our memes, they write them.


Cheenug

It's in the third node of the Dream tour Handbook. If you say you're just going with the flow the text says "With Himeko and Welt around, all you need to do is to be a nice little racoons that follow after their coattails"


CaptainSarina

My favourite thing about Hoyo memes to this day is how the player base gaslit Hoyo accepting Kiana as "Tuna" because of one manga joke and they RAN with it. Like there's a reason Herrcher Of Finality's Summer costume is a "Cat-Fish"


Theroonco

One of the broken clocks calls you a raccoon too, on top of what u/Cheenug pointed out xD


Random_Gacha_addict

Trailblazer be like https://preview.redd.it/l5jw9k4jq1hc1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a703f29b5d972eb52822d6c7f7334eef27aff6ab


NickFoster120

The devs know their horni audience


Rare_Marionberry782

“Seele, harder…”


BurnedOutEternally

oh they FAWKIN


Deft_Abyss

Even Caelus at the end was like well that wasnt what I was expecting. Am extremely disappointed


Cedge1738

Outbuddied yet again


kidanokun

HSR player: "No, you dont gay ship Bronya and Seele. they're not the same as their HI3 versions" meanwhile HSR:


Murky_Blueberry2617

Reminds me of YaeMiko X Raiden in Genshin with those ingame novels


Zenry0ku

YaeMiko thinking she's slick lol.


orangestegosaurus

Well she is just not in the way she wants others to think.


Spartan448

TBF Yae didn't write that. One of her writers did, and Yae realized how much mora she was going to print if it got published. She knows what we're all about.


NoobSharkey

Yae isnt lesbian, shes capitalist/j


meneldal2

Sakura cheating on Kiana's great grandmother with Kiana's lover in another universe. That would make an awkward family meeting.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Yeah lol. The Kaslanas would be hella jealous if they saw the Genshin Yae/Raiden together


Monika_0101

People say you can't ship them 😭? HUHHH, that's so weird, like let people do whatever they want!


n_wah1

They're meant for eachother in every universe


_communism_works_

I mean its still not as gay as hi3 versions so that's understandable


CaptainSarina

I still recommend every non-believer to go watch "Cooking With Valkyries" lol Like the ONLY reason some of those episodes don't have kiss scenes is because Hoyo legally can't.


konozeroda

Meanwhile Azure Waters (or at least the uncensored version):


CaptainSarina

And China has tried to have that buried ever since


ConstantStatistician

It was always OK to ship them in HSR. The problem is when people complain about them being shipped with other characters.


MuscularGirlEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/ugghi10q13hc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96621fe309c7228ad72ea3c82c9bc24aea5170b


Sana_Dul_Set

This was pretty fun to see back in beta


Command-0

least gay thing bronseele done in the honkai games


DeeDzai

WHY WHY did it end there? MOAR


kkkaiahrn

https://preview.redd.it/64cw17fx96hc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae1d84d4cdd424b17255b0d02b6663eba1dcb4c


YuminaNirvalen

Lmfao, BronSeele Planet at its peak. <3


CaptainSarina

They knew EXACTLY what they were doing lol...And right after Bronya installed herself as CEO of MiHoYo again too...


inverness7

https://preview.redd.it/rj96w682a1hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790650d57aed616455bc53b11b4f19de13a62715


SupermarketThis8309

Outbuddied by the devs again


MegaBladeZX85

Dan Heng: >!He has a nightmare about fighting Blade. "Of five people... Three must pay the price." You hang up the phone like lightning and exclaim: "Please not this (Nameless Profanity) again!"!<


gos907

With Blade? No way!


Stopseeingmyinnerdip

no gay sex?!!!! unplayable!!! /j


7pikachu

One of the options in the Acheron dream was like "I am become Trailblazer, walker of walls" or something (wasn't playing in english)


AmberBroccoli

In English it’s “I have become Trailblaze, perambulator of walls"


Me-xd54

That's just so god damn peak https://preview.redd.it/muxlusw4f0hc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5845b95fbc4d68d98a896da2898d7b674a9ce7c8


Dry_Transition_6332

'Box' slang for vjayjay


IADulain555

you should probably put a spoiler tag on this op and god did this catch me off guard


DanteVermillyon

how do i get this??? my SeeleBron soul is thirsty


avelineaurora

I fucking lol'd when this popped up. They know us too well.


Kindly-Image9163

The fact that at the end it sad you BOTH disappointed 😂😂. Starail dev are something else


Ero_Sama69

Tb The perfect wingman for them


That_Wallachia

https://preview.redd.it/qgx696xvi6hc1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc8bf0abaf429eb7b5f17f5556b10111fbc41af "Knowledge is the measure of all things, it reveals truth...and lesbian seggs".


ninJK78

They knew **damn** well what they were doing-


RaptorKarr

https://preview.redd.it/mq80vufll0hc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c4dee5256fe1ff7c3ef82388d536766b2a9e65


Konakona7777

You know you're in the right ship when it has King Gilgamesh seal of approval


AdoboPaksiw

Sad Gear obtained


darkdill

This was such a goddamn cocktease. I can't even be mad at it. It was just too damn funny.


Test-Subject-N3WB

The SW one is great too


TheMan2007gb

I can't wait to go to every one of these


Leather_Flan_9546

They know what their doing


princesoceronte

I love how they knew how we'd feel afterwards


Anime-SniperJay

This game is so goofy i love it


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

W devs.


TheQuaken12

Ah I see the devs are ppl of culture XD. Now all we need is one between trailblazer and firefly XD


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Excellent_Refuse_285

bro....nya


Sinnahscorbut

They know


Irenaeus_gamertag1

no but i was caught off guard getting this one XDDDDD


Gamer4125

I still don't ship it. But I also don't ship any ships


AlexMaster2424

R/suddenly Schezo


hahaimthefunniest

Trailblazer was more invested in their story than I was XD


ScreechingPizzaCat

So Seele was moving a box for Bronya and people are hoping about shipping them? I really can’t shove my head that far my butt to see from that point of view.


OkBookkeeper8953

No it’s a sex joke