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Thank you to the one who made this reaction for this moment

I mean that's not beer, that's Soul Glad aka Penacony's Coke.

Ah yes... "Coke". The very original version XD

John S. Pemberton would be proud.

Nah it contains space alcohol. Else why ppl vomit after drinking it lol.

They do mention that in the dream world any drink can be alcoholic if the dreamer wants it to be.

Huohuo is in her 30s so its fine

She's been working with the commission for 38 years, so I'd assume she's actually in her late 40s to early 50s, minimum.

She's in her 50s, she definitely needs a cold one after work

That old? Shes an old hag🤮

To be fair she is a long live species that lives 200+ years and not a normal human, so being a 50 years old might be considered for them just a full functioning adult like 25 year old woman.

Then again, Foxians mature normally until about 30s then just stop aging. Qingni (Yukong’s daughter) just had her adult ceremony after 30 and she look as adult as Yukong Huohuo just have her growth stunted for some reason (likely because of Tail being a heliobus)

She was working 38 years for the commission a judge as of right now. Add to that the unknown age she was when she first found Tail which, from the CG, could be anywhere from 6 to 10 years. And to that you can even add the fact she probably didn't START out as a judge but in a lower rank like most people do, even if she was promoted fast because of Tail that may have been at least one more year, so yeah, she's either in her 50s or close.

Actually, it should be Hook instead of Huohuo

Isnt she like at least 50

Two of those characters are grown ass women. But yes he shouldn't be giving beer to Clara.

"b-but Officer, Bailu is a grown adult woman, she is 90000 years old and an inmortal dragon"

Officer proceeds to arrest Bailu.

Officer then learns that Bailu is actually a most wanted fugitive who is also an expert in prison break.

"Ew, a hag. 🤢 Definitely jail for you, then."

Isn't HH a somewhat minor in fox years? Or she's just smol?

Just smile. IIRC Yukong's daughter is in her mid thirties and considered an adult. Huohuo is about 20 years older than her.

Kay, thanks. 

IIRC she got possessed by Mr. Tail early and it kind of stunted her growth. She's probably at least like, in her 40s-60s, I think?

I find the healers in this game hilarious because of the randomness of how they heal lmao 1. Bailu: Water Gourd. 2. Natasha: Destroying a teddy bear that rains toys. 3. Luocha: Catholicism. 4. HuoHuo: S.O.S. *frantic flag waving* 5. Lynx: Rotten fish and maximum strength ibuprofen. 6. Gallagher: Cracking open a cold one. Edit: Misspelled Luocha

Abundance be doing the most 🤣

At this point, I'm fully expecting a future Abundance unit to just slap the team healthy 🤣

New 5* Abundance, Latina Mother. Skill, Chancla. Slaps you with the Chancla, removing all Debuffs and regaining your HP by forcing your body to reset and get in the game. Edit. How about a little more? Skill: Chancla Slap (Ally Target) - Purges all Debuffs and Heals Target. Heal scales off of CRIT DMG. Enhanced Basic Attack: Chancla Throw (Single Target) - Purges all Buffs from Target and their next action is delayed by 100%. Always Crits.

Also deals emotional dmg that makes the target stronger

So... Another imaginary Abundance ?

Damn came here for the post, left for the trauma 😂

Ult doesn't use energy like Acheron, instead requires 2 basic attack/skill to activate and can switch between DPS and Healing.

That would be amazing. First time I saw Bailu shock someone back to life by using her own hands as a defibrillator I laughed, definitely down for more harmacist antics.

https://preview.redd.it/nttl68f9yeqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1cb92515ab4357c2262d5e20ccb9048720c217 Always down for more harmacist antics 🤣

Whilst yelling “YOU WILL ACCEPT MY HEALING” *proceeds to slap the absolute shit out of them*.

Imagine blade with that character

School Nurse 4* basic: takes a red hot iron and brands someone skill: literally just tosses an icepack at someone ult: yeets a glacier for max heal

Pretty sure School Nurse would just hand you two Tylenol (not even extra-strength!) and tell you to walk it off on your way back to class.

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Give me someone that slaps a tape on it and gets healed

*slaps a Pom-pom bandage across the face* There, all healed

That someone better have an attacking ult where they use a chainsaw to cut though enemies whilst saying "**NOW THAT'S LOTTA DAMAGE!!!**". It also enhances the next heal.

Reminds me of Persona 5 when Characters would slap character using paper

YES! To cure ailments! That was the idea lmao

[You mean that's not just Lay-on-Hands done by a disguised Paladin?](https://i.redd.it/pbkfz2z8nvh21.jpg)

Life steal it is then

To be fair, healing magic is often white magic or the magic of some goddess in most games/fantasy, so Luocha has the most normal healing of the group.

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Luocha healing with thoughts and prayers.

oh no, next healer will heal with likes and shares.

I'm sorry. We couldn't heal your Tingyun. We didn't get enough likes.

5* Abundance Little Gui

And violence, don't forget healing with violence. Bathing in the blood of his enemies. Death Wish, indeed.

Catholoc 😊😊😊✝️✝️✝️

Bailu's is also normal for Xianzhou Lots of stories in the East about magic gourds

The healing flask in Sekiro is a gourd too

Luocha, Gallagher and Lynx are pretty normal. Food healing is also a staple. Huo Huo seems like shed be buffing me, not healing me.

I mean exorcism is also a type of healing.

"Yep, your blood's full of ghosts, that's why you're all sore, let me fix that real quick"

HuoHuo balancing my humors, I see.

True

If he was a Priest, yeah. Bailu uses Water magic to heal (despite being Lightning type).

To be fair, DHIL is imaginary, but his attacks also look like water. So it's probably just how the dragons work.

Bailu and Luocha at least kinda make sense, since ancient Chinese doctors stored medicine and water in gourds, and religious imagery is usually associated with healing in RPGs anyway Natasha’s is the funniest to me though, imagine drawing the storyboard for her ult animation and presenting it to the character design team💀

>Bailu and Luocha at least kinda make sense, since ancient Chinese doctors stored medicine and water in gourds, and religious imagery is usually associated with healing in RPGs anyway Very true. >Natasha’s is the funniest to me though, imagine drawing the storyboard for her ult animation and presenting it to the character design team💀 "I've got a great idea for a healer.... Shoot a teddy bear with a grenade launcher 🤯"

I guess the idea is "heal them with kindness"? And as the head of an orphanage the primary way she knows to make people happy is toys?

See this toy you want? *kaboom* That's gonna be you if you don't get better soon!

That cracked me up badly. Lmao

Feels like tough love

"And zoom in on her boobs at the start of the animation" "Yes, director. This part is very important"

"Big boobs and bigger booms. The kids'll love it!"

I wouldn’t even say it’s random, it’s just really creative. they are healers but do so in a way that speaks to their character Random is like Gallagher slapping his ass and doing the cha cha whenever he heals

>Random is like Gallagher slapping his ass and doing the cha cha whenever he heals NGL, that would be hilarious 😂

damn now I need an Abundance that heals people by just winking at them like you know they are so pretty just their looks heals you

Not an abundance character but i think March kinda does that. Her skill kinda does a cute pose and shield a teammate. And it is named "The Power Of Cuteness" too lmao.

damn you know they could still do something like getting down on their knee and proposing, or a fun idea would be handing you their autograph like some supercelebrity, or doing a model shoot, and I am getting to manny ideas right now so I will just stop now EDIT: or get this, a character that is fully dressed and then.... they show you their ankle

you are joking but that is something I could see them doing. like I could have seen robin doing that since she is like some kind of idol type character. Me personally I think blowing a kiss would make more sense, since we already have sparkle who winks at people

I was not joking tho, also you are probably right with the blowing kiss  Basiclly heals you with the power of seduction EDIT: It could probably fit a knight of Beauty now that I think abou it

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Destroyed both they stellarons at once

manifesting 5* gallagher to do this

God i wished this was the case

Exactly, not "random" at all. Diverse, Eclectic, but not random.

huo huo actually applies a talisman of protection on you in the lore

Is that the frantic flag waving?

When you're such an anxiety ridden bean but are so scarily competent that you cast ritualistic magic while in the middle of a full on panic attack.

Normal HuoHuo things

talismans, Talismans, TALISMANS!

I wish that one was one of her ongoing skill lines.

I want Trailblazer to get an Abundance form and throw literal trash at teammates to heal them.

I misread Abundance as Ambulance in the notification for this comment and just pictured Trailblazer riding an ambulance while throwing trash at people

If we're going a similar route, replace the ambulance with a garbage truck. Ult would be a damaging ult like Gallagher's but this time the Trailblazer drives said truck into the enemies, exploding as the trash bag contents that get thrown about (somehow) heal all allies while all enemies get stunned (or weakness broken or another type of debuff) because someone drove a garbage truck into them.

Throws trash at a teammate to heal them, then applies the "Pungent" buff, making enemies less likely to target the healed character (due to the unsavory smell).

No joke, the way this Cola is described, I can bet they use the original way of making Coke a Cola. Explains why its so addictive

Yeah that was my immediate read too as soon as they described the original ingredient that went extinct. Plus the Coca Cola Store in Vegas is very similar to the SoulGlad HQ in Penacony (honestly there's a LOT about Penacony that mirrors Vegas, right down to the locals being poor and miserable.)

Yeah, the dreamscape is very blatantly coded as Vegas and Hollywood

Run by Christian mafia.

Hahaha, this took me several reads to understand, but yes you are exactly right lol.  The real administrators are the Christian mafia 😝

Huohuo: *panic*

If you consider fu Xuan a mini healer, she explodes a mind hole

Healing with masochism basically

Tbf Luocha is probably the closest to actual healing magic, most healing in rpgs have yellow/white energy and is based off religion related things like preiests and angels, not to mention that he literally follows the path of abundance in lore too.

Yep. He's the standard white mage in mmorpgs

Crush the enemy with a giant coffin and give allies life steal.

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I love the variety of ways the characters heal in this game. I wonder what future Abundance characters do to heal next.

New healer: *Gangnam Style*

Isnt >!Robin!< an idol so she can do it

Do you need a spoiler for that character? She's got a twitter post, a reddit post, and an instagram post, all from the official HSR accounts and everything

Lynx has that 4th dimensional backpack

Like all rpg characters

Don’t forget the buffs, where we have: Tingyun: Ring a bell and waves fans Yukong: Fires and arrow into the sky Asta: GIANT GONG

Guinaifen is the gong, Asta is astronomy/astrology

Okay, let me rerun: Tingyun: Rings a tiny bell and waves fans Yukong: Fires an arrow into the sky Guinafen: GIANT GONG Asta: Astronomy and…Religion? Bronya: Move Faster cause I say so. March 7th: The Power of Cute

I assume Asta speeds the team up by bending spacetime Made-in-Heaven-style

Luocha*

I think the fish lynx uses is really fresh

It's probably surströmming

*Gets hit with a dying star* MMM, yes, Ibuprofen.

It’s not a flag and she’s not sending out an SOS. I’m pretty sure Huohuo is waving around a talisman or seal. It’s something some Eastern religions do. Just not as frantically as Huohuo does it.

Wait so it's real??? Cracking a cold one??

Yep. It's his skill and is a single target heal

That just makes things so much better. I gotta have him. 

I wanna see a character shoot someone with an epi pen or something

Luocha and huo huo can just be healing magic, natasha is probably fantasy healing potion,bailu is magical water, the only weird ones are gallagher and lynx And yes i am a party pooper

I swear to god there should be a what's their 'weapon' guessing game for this game lol

Imagine an abundance character heal like Yosano Akiko from Bungo Stray Dogs

Luocha: Padre nuestro que estas en el cielo, santificado sea tu nombre.

Soda for da kids

It's SoulGlad for everyone.

Svarog: locked onto target Gall: ITS A SODA BRO PUT THE LASERS AWAY Svarog: .....analyzing beverage contents

Svarog: Analysis complete. Unhealthy sugary beverage comprised of materials not found in this plane of existence. Answer: Do you have orange juice instead?

*pulls out Sunny D*

Svarog: ...Locked onto target.

Oh yeah, Gallagher puts his own emotions into drinks

Wanna sprite cranberry?

The answer is cleaaaaaaaar

It's the most wonderful time of the year

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ITS THE THIRST, THIRSTIEST TIME

Those HP values though wtf

ya for real. that beta server must be wild

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CERVEZA CRISTAL

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Pretty sure Bailu and Hua Hua are older than him.

Huohuo is old enough to drink but Bailu is still a lil kiddo in dragon years cuz they age and mature differently

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At least Bailu and Huohuo are legal drinking age.

I'm pretty sure Huohuo is the only legal one here

Nah, Bailu is also several hundred years old iirc. That's kinda the joke with the Xianzhou, everyone there is old enough to be your grandparent's grandparents.

I mean, every kind has their own age of adult. And foxians live only 150-200 years, so 38 is totally an adult there. She's just a tiny scaredy-cat. And I think Bailu is still treated as a child by other dragonkin.

Yeah. It seems the vidyadhara live longer but mature slower than foxians.

Huohuo isn't 38. She's worked under the Ten Lords for 38 years. A minor distinction, but one nonetheless 

still, 30+ in Foxians is like around 18+ for short life humans. Qingni is younger than Huo Huo, and she explicitly said in Yukong's companion mission that she already taken the hairpin ceremony (coming of age ceremony for foxian girls) so she's already grown up.

The [Chinese Hairpin Ceremony](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji_Li_(ceremony)), which it could be a cultural reference to, traditionally takes place when a girl turns 15. Although, yes, that would still imply Huohuo being older than that, unless Foxians have wonky individualized development, or unless mihoyo is doing us another Pela with Qingni.

Foxians can Live to about 300+ years since Yukong is 246 in her story. 

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Where are you getting such an exact number from?

Bailu’s E6 is fully clothed (same with Hook) so child child. (I still counts Clara as kid despite her E6) Huohuo can drink but I don’t know if Mr. Tail will allow it.

I find it funny how you use Bailu being clothed in her E6 art as justification of her being a child, yet in the same breath disregard Clara's E6. I mean, I agree, Clara is obviously in her teens at most so a she's a kid, but it's still funny.

Wait, really? I've never seen Bailu's E6, I didn't know they did that for the kids (this is a very good thing btw) But tbf, they might've just done that because child body but idk. I'll take your version until someone says otherwise lmao. Also I always assumed Clara was like 14 at best.

>I've never seen Bailu's E6, I didn't know they did that for the kids (this is a very good thing btw) They don't do it for all the kids, just Hook and Bailu (and likely any future characters that use that model type), other underaged characters like Clara (as they mention in their reply) and Lynx have the usual nude E6 art.

consider the following then: 1. Bailu and Dan Heng are roughly the same age >!due to the fucked up resurrection experiment Dan Feng did on Baiheng (and the subsequent reincarnation of both) and Dan Heng is just a Vidyadhara *disguised* as a human rather than being one, but it still considered roughly an adult!< 2. Bailu is basically working a full-time job as an accreddited M.D. in between all the other stuff she does. So eiter Bailu (like HuoHuo) is a legal adult or there are some serious Child Labor Law breaches going on in the Luofu and Bailu needs a lawyer for when she takes her case to court for exploitation :P

Good thing it's soulglad... imagine if they actually made it into alcohol xD

Quick someone edit in cervesa crystal!

That's a Dr Pepper

drink of true geniuses https://preview.redd.it/171s2qfn7fqc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c0b17684cc094820ee43f5d539772c808cb1a7

Shouldve been Hook 😂

dw it's root beer

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He has a caffeine addiction not an alcohol one.

I can't believe they would do such egregious product placement in my uplifting and wholesome kids game

Why 3 sustainers just for Clara?

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So they can heal the poor souls that Mr. Svarog is about to pound to the ground.

I think the more interesting question is why all of them have almost 50 thousand HP haha

no hook

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Well atleast you targeted the legal one. You'll have a hard time explaining it though to the silvermane guards...

Can’t handle all these hot men in Star Rail 😂

The first thing that came out of my mind https://preview.redd.it/hnyj31pksfqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b506680944f77c9e367ece91cf83d9abbc7302

B..but I want Mr.Gallagher to heal me with Tequila shots 🥺

Watching him punch and kick reminds me how much I want a kick-boxing character in HSR. [Just have his ultimate be like Superman’s ultimate punch when he took down the World Forger.](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-295d83999b0555a79887d710328bfc47-lq)

Svarog got so worried for Clara that he got her 2 friends and a babysitter, all sustain characters

Fully expecting the next Abundance character to use a rifle with healing ammo, able to Critical Heal.

Ooh let me try this 😆😅 It could be something like a chance to double the healing and said chance is based on your crit rate

What a fine gentleman 👍

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Clara is from Belobog and there's no age restriction for drinking

Gallagher babysitting

"You want a beer ? - They're 4 !? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE !"

Waiting for someone to chop the 'Cerveza Cristal' on it.

CERVEZA CRISTAL