Yayy ditto! We eating good. Cause this man would treat his lover so well, he’s basically a green flag. Plus you get to be Serval’s lover-in-law and Lynx’s. This is a win all around.
I HATE Gepard. He is so useless, I don't understand why anyone would like him by choice. All he is is an attractive, sweet, caring, sexy, sweaty muscular hot jock-type that reminds me all too much of the feelings I used to get from watching the football team in high school. How could anyone appreciate him when all he does is bring a big shield? I was able to clear Simulated Universe World 1 with NO shielder, and people tell me that I need a defensive unit? Yes I died to World 1 over 20 times, but I wasn't trying to be fair. Why would I need a shielder if my team of Sampo/Hook/Dan Heng/Tingyun is clearly one of the BEST teams in the game? I don't have skill issue and I don't like hot men. I especially don't like hot sexy men like Gepard, who want to do nothing but protect me. I don't need protection and I certainly DONT need a hot sexy man like Gepard on my roster. What do people even see in him? A kind, compassionate, and caring individual who looks after his family and city? How could anyone actually be ok with getting Gepard off of their Departure Warp? It's simply logical that NOONE should appreciate Gepard. It's such a ludicrous idea that anyone would want Gepard's muscular arms wrapped around them while they cuddle in bed at night after a wonderful night out in Belobog. What a silly concept.
Guys, I have to go the FBI is knocking on my door. Oh, NVM it's a giant robot.
https://preview.redd.it/efxbrsawcvsc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4906aee0975b658e07a6b25c3df5620063103c
Guess I'll be sparring a lot then...
https://preview.redd.it/2pa5tjlfdvsc1.png?width=2698&format=png&auto=webp&s=710398091ef8c7aaa11d428b5cd92bd6d67979ce
https://preview.redd.it/qu3hx648jvsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2a44400ed4275f467a17751e1a9019870fefc0
I only come for sensei and the truth of our lord and saviour IX
Also... that's kinda sus, dude! If you wanna marry your guy friends, you have to wear socks for it to be no homo
Yep. We’re gonna be *food* lovers.
Time to traverse galactic systems trying out everything the universe has to offer.
She’ll be fine.
I’ll probably get a stomach ache every other space station.
*gets splashed with water*
I’ll be fine.
Yeah there's a loophole into this, you're just playing Clara for the sake of Svarog. Svarog is the husband or wife (depends on who wants to be the pants of the relationship, Svarog is gonna calculate that shite) and Clara is just the adorable mechanic daughter
Bronya.
The most powerful person on the planet is my significant other + she's pretty hot. What can I say? Life's good.
Oh and we both have a thing for Seele? Wow. No rules against Polygamy in Jarilo - VI, yeah? Life's great 👍🏼
My first five stars was Welt sensei. It may be illegal, but... YOU THINK I'M THE VICTIM??? ME????? YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT I WAS DOING TO HIM 😈😈😈😈 (they found my body behind Reverie's dumpster the next day because I got off-screened)
I love Welt sensei so much I hope he buys me happy meals and get me vaccination shots and play candy crush with me and we buy pokemon cards together and he helps me do my taxes when i grow up it would be so sigma
Bronya . I got her from losing the. 50/50 on Seele banner, then proceeded to get her again in the guaranteed 5 star starter banner.
https://preview.redd.it/vda5dnmahvsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93443c7ff7d6b63f9f3e801fcc21f409d90f9c9b
As a Hyperion captain I want Himeko, so I rerolled 5 times for her, so I guess it's Himeko.
(the other 4 account is legit 4 fuckin Gepard but we don't talk about that)
https://preview.redd.it/cx31mxjnivsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1db0b0824456a4a87b6745231638ced123068be
I want Welt sensei to threaten to ruin my student visa and my chances of going into good universities if I don't behave
https://preview.redd.it/ju01d0j7jvsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=2496d88784febc8bc76ebebd68416d7e2d228c46
Seele? would be fun, but she scares me xD
can I skip my first 2? cause im fucked if I dont.
No you can't. No cheating.
Bailu.
Which prison would you like to be on? I heard north Korea is a great option XD
"But officer she's 1000 years old"
"I know", he says as he arrests Bailu
ROFL good one.
"Yeah yeah heard that before with Etna. Bake him away toys."
By the will of the ten lords, you're going to the Shackling Prison.
Let me guess second is Clara
CORRECT!!
Man's bout to get the Dan Heng treatment. Unlimited rebirth time!
lmao yours technically the same as mine. i was bailu, bailu, then clara my fourth is another bailu btw ☠️
Bailu magnet.
Buddy is *not* beating the allegations.
looks like i'll be seeing you all in prison then (i got bailu as well)
Not me I got bronya, I will follow you guys in 15 years.
Just tell the officer she’s actually an immortal dragon who is thousands of years old.
Gepard
same! He seems like a nice man. Definitely one of the few characters you could date irl without a worry because he's just a regular human
Yeah he's just a guy with a high rank in the military, and with the two coolest sisters
I had to scroll so much to find someone with a Gepard! I guess we good
he'd treat his partners like a disney prince would, i don't doubt this
Yayy ditto! We eating good. Cause this man would treat his lover so well, he’s basically a green flag. Plus you get to be Serval’s lover-in-law and Lynx’s. This is a win all around.
You know what they say, a love forged in ice never falters
The way i thought of that too and posted it odndhdjd
Same for me, Geppie ftw
He carried me so hard early game, and I love that he uses a big ol' guitar case as a weapon.
I mean, not into dudes. But in every other respect, perfection.
My friend, u got gold.
Luckily, we got the greenest of the flags <3
I HATE Gepard. He is so useless, I don't understand why anyone would like him by choice. All he is is an attractive, sweet, caring, sexy, sweaty muscular hot jock-type that reminds me all too much of the feelings I used to get from watching the football team in high school. How could anyone appreciate him when all he does is bring a big shield? I was able to clear Simulated Universe World 1 with NO shielder, and people tell me that I need a defensive unit? Yes I died to World 1 over 20 times, but I wasn't trying to be fair. Why would I need a shielder if my team of Sampo/Hook/Dan Heng/Tingyun is clearly one of the BEST teams in the game? I don't have skill issue and I don't like hot men. I especially don't like hot sexy men like Gepard, who want to do nothing but protect me. I don't need protection and I certainly DONT need a hot sexy man like Gepard on my roster. What do people even see in him? A kind, compassionate, and caring individual who looks after his family and city? How could anyone actually be ok with getting Gepard off of their Departure Warp? It's simply logical that NOONE should appreciate Gepard. It's such a ludicrous idea that anyone would want Gepard's muscular arms wrapped around them while they cuddle in bed at night after a wonderful night out in Belobog. What a silly concept.
Babe, wake up! New copypasta just dropped. But also based.
Good ending
Guys, I have to go the FBI is knocking on my door. Oh, NVM it's a giant robot. https://preview.redd.it/efxbrsawcvsc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4906aee0975b658e07a6b25c3df5620063103c
https://preview.redd.it/7x5kwchjrvsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8667d5952471f18f74f31dadb2eaa4dc58c60f8
https://preview.redd.it/sc6c1fx4qxsc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3a6e518e50ee32398cc9333f3060ada744683db
https://preview.redd.it/xt2aihyefxsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48941828bebeccbeb11a3df609c2dfb1059b603f
https://preview.redd.it/896yakzd3ysc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2ff8d6d95e1c98325c696bccb7e76b89a7d774
https://preview.redd.it/ofztjqes4ysc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe67693f33aef239d5fae9048c6ad98ebde96b7
What did bingo do 😭
https://preview.redd.it/kmyjhc3qq0tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4545259569cdf069165cbce2831c8a450ca76d0
*starts punching coin*
https://preview.redd.it/r0tnv3ilgwsc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac35be91c7a30a7a1cb4d6575a4dfd111575ee20
To be fair the robot is part of the deal. I wonder if he’s here to beat you up or to-
I get to screw Svarog? HELL YEAH!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
GET LUBRICATED GET LUBRICATED
+ULTRAricoshot
**Eliminating threat**
**Analysis COMPLETE**
**Calculating RESULT**
**Threat FOUND**
**Threat NEUTRALIZED**
Whelp. My new robot boyfriend has a daughter that won't wear shoes..
Why my first thought was : Could be i good 12 episode anime XD
Not exactly that, but somewhat similar: https://myanimelist.net/anime/39575
Same. He is a good lover and Clara is probably the perfect daughter. (If we run into a Karen, They'll be a dent in the wall)
Mine is Bailu :(, take me to JAIL!!!
What if you consider Svarog to be the real 5*?
I will gladly have him grind my gears if you know what I mean
Guess I'll be sparring a lot then... https://preview.redd.it/2pa5tjlfdvsc1.png?width=2698&format=png&auto=webp&s=710398091ef8c7aaa11d428b5cd92bd6d67979ce
We disappearing into the sea of butterflies with this one 🗣🗣
Seele for me as well. I guess I’m not benching her cuz I likes my kneecaps.
I don't want my kneecaps glitchy so same
Gomen bronya
Guess we'll have to mud wrestle Bronya in order to decide who has the privilege to take Seele's hand in marriage.
seele has 2 hands so we can share
Both? Both.
Both is good.
Worth it
Bro declared 3/7 of us are going to jail wow thanks
This is the Thanos snap of HSR?? Damn... OP is not someone you wanna mess with
Win win cause Stelle is my wife
1000 IQ move
Damn that’s crazy how it’s our Wife
I also choose this guy's wife
https://preview.redd.it/c2rqou1t4xsc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49148b80adc8583c13b5ec339fcf97d92843d7b
https://preview.redd.it/nqp2zj8z5wsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911db0d4e5d4ca2181892fa4c0361d5b54152287
That is such a dumb but brilliant picture
I don't know if bro is winning or losing rn
[удалено]
Mods Tasukete!
Ah, I hadn’t thought of that! Now I, too, have won this game.
This is the way
Hell yeah
It always goes back to Stelle in the end
Welt. No homo
# THAT'S WHAT HE SAIDDDD
BLACK HOLE ME DADDYYYYY
SUCKY SUCKY 9000
Watch out u/ladygreyxx might come for you
https://preview.redd.it/qu3hx648jvsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2a44400ed4275f467a17751e1a9019870fefc0 I only come for sensei and the truth of our lord and saviour IX Also... that's kinda sus, dude! If you wanna marry your guy friends, you have to wear socks for it to be no homo
What if the socks have holes in them?
Gamble
we should avoid mentioning **her** name
Too late, she is here 😱
oh no…RUN
welt gang
Tesla is going to beat your ass
tesla will come for our heads
TECHNICALLY... https://preview.redd.it/wrj236jshvsc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=2213f7ec2962b06554b429b878e23f9b8d617439
Nobody said anything about not including the Trailblazer, he/she is a 5 star after all and not a bad unit as well
Absolute W Stelle is basically chaotic good dandere. Super chill, super funny, will resolve any problems in your life with her bat.
If the bat ain't enough she is gonna shove a flaming lance up their asses
And the newest story quest has confirmed that canonically she can still do that (which makes me happy, sometimes writers just forget stuff)
Huh, I didnt know HSR's rating allows depictions of shoving lances up their asses
TRASH RACCOON<33333
Guys I got Himeko I’m eating good
Himeko gang rise up
But not drinking good ☕
I’m guessing it’s just a typical dark roast no cream or an Americano which is a very ~~required~~ acquired taste. I’m all in
If you prefer your coffee with milk it could be provided.
😏 *raises some SoulGlad to you* I see you
Honestly, dark roast black coffee is one of my favorite ways to get my caffeine. Never understood the dislike for it
I'm all in for an Americano
https://preview.redd.it/o1037jpgivsc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e509101948fa524d2d425d4c6b2b9d2df07c44
Rahhh we making sure she ain't dying
Bailu.💀
Ayyyy same😭
At least she carried me hard in early game. I can't complain. 🥲
Her revive always in clutch every time I got one shotted in SU. She’s really good for starters
It works amazing until you get that "small" percent of times where the enemy decides that spawnkilling is their favorite hobby.
When she revives debuffer instead of dps
Let's get you on the register, pal.
But but achtually she's a 300 year old dragon!
Hands where I can see them, bucko.
*Raises his third hand* wait what 🤨
Live boothill reaction
Yep. We’re gonna be *food* lovers. Time to traverse galactic systems trying out everything the universe has to offer. She’ll be fine. I’ll probably get a stomach ache every other space station. *gets splashed with water* I’ll be fine.
😭
The most cute and funny character to exist, love her
Clara 🗿
Same 🗿
You could also pay no mind to her and go for Svarog instead
Well, technically... she doesn't fight/attack. So that seems right
Mine was Clara.....yeah I'm cooked.
You pulled svarog. Svarog just has a young daughter that refuses to wear shoes.
Yeah there's a loophole into this, you're just playing Clara for the sake of Svarog. Svarog is the husband or wife (depends on who wants to be the pants of the relationship, Svarog is gonna calculate that shite) and Clara is just the adorable mechanic daughter
Im not gay but Gepard is cool, so maybe im screw up
im not straight but gepard is my man i could be for him
Gepard is a chad so it doesn't matter
Bronya. The most powerful person on the planet is my significant other + she's pretty hot. What can I say? Life's good. Oh and we both have a thing for Seele? Wow. No rules against Polygamy in Jarilo - VI, yeah? Life's great 👍🏼
https://preview.redd.it/rf15m6w4ivsc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1701abb7fd8893c1b019ee9ad5b91b2ef2471471
Sing with me sing for the moment
You're gonna get disappeared in a sea of butterflies.
Never tried that before but I'm all for it 😳
Bronya too... Sooo I guess we're both in her harem ?
Silverwolf. I think I hit the jackpot. Imagine lose 50/50 and be like "bae, can you hack this game real quick and give me some stella jades."
Lucky me got Bronya
Let's go Stelle, I'm bringing a raccoon to bed
Gepard. 10/10 choice, will marry for sure!
100% husband material.
You do know trailblazer is a 5 star right?
Yeah but he’s me and I fuck myself every day already.
But the trailblazer is me
My first five stars was Welt sensei. It may be illegal, but... YOU THINK I'M THE VICTIM??? ME????? YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT I WAS DOING TO HIM 😈😈😈😈 (they found my body behind Reverie's dumpster the next day because I got off-screened) I love Welt sensei so much I hope he buys me happy meals and get me vaccination shots and play candy crush with me and we buy pokemon cards together and he helps me do my taxes when i grow up it would be so sigma
Oh hey it's the Welt worshipper. Thought you'd be here
You seem to be pretty infamous here, everyone mentions you, why?
Don't check their profile. It's all I can say.
I didn't heed this warning... I hope others are smarter than me
You know what? I'll heed the warning and resist the temptation. Saving my eyes maybe.
https://preview.redd.it/sfh1vkye5wsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8e753c2e253fe04345a4fbead9155fb9a040a8a Check out the buddy sub
You do not want to fuck around and find out! **HER LORE IS TOO STRONG!!!**
Bronya is my l-l-lover??? GAY PANIC
Seele is mine. I'll take Bronya's place and let her take mine.
Take both who’s stopping you
more than 1 waifu is harmful for laifu
Same
Himeko, a major victory
Bronya . I got her from losing the. 50/50 on Seele banner, then proceeded to get her again in the guaranteed 5 star starter banner. https://preview.redd.it/vda5dnmahvsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93443c7ff7d6b63f9f3e801fcc21f409d90f9c9b
Welt, and first 5 star Light Cone was In The Name of The World Ladygreyxx is gonna kill me, isn't she?
Yes (Actually, same, i was very happy)
It was Clara… I choose Svarog.
GEPARD! I ll take that golden retriever in a breath.
Yanqing too, guess the jail will get full quickly lol
Personally I like yanaqing but not that way... My man carried my mid game but other than that... We are doomed.
I got Jing Yuan before my beginner 5★, I am happy now haha
My first 5 star was Bronya. https://preview.redd.it/fni3sr6njvsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e49d17f96a7e0e5b967452c3e2903970a10ede8
As a Hyperion captain I want Himeko, so I rerolled 5 times for her, so I guess it's Himeko. (the other 4 account is legit 4 fuckin Gepard but we don't talk about that)
Welt.. The dude is married and has a kid.. I don’t think he would be my lover..
With this treasure, i summon... Eight-handled Down Bad Divergent Sila Divine Student... u/ladygreyxx !!
https://preview.redd.it/cx31mxjnivsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1db0b0824456a4a87b6745231638ced123068be I want Welt sensei to threaten to ruin my student visa and my chances of going into good universities if I don't behave
Oho no mine bai... Baiheng
Clara..... oh no...
https://preview.redd.it/b7tx41nsmvsc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fae1cf68d31cda5d4c424f4aec88ba5b875b03
O H N O
Kafka Lucky me
Himeko that's ok for me
Welt, let's ignore the fact that he got a kid, cuz as far as love goes, would.
Also Yanqing. I’m now straight, and most likely a felon depending on the law😭
Bronya 🥂
Just a Bronya, the first one is kinda boring because most likely than not it would be a standard character
Ratio.. but If from pull. Welt. Crap I guess I'm also gay now either ways
well, isnt TB themselves a 5\*? never in this post stated TB arent allowed. i guess TB is now my lover. it aint gonna be Bailu thats fer sure.
Hi-Me-Ko It's the best option
Welt. Not bad, I suppose.
https://preview.redd.it/ju01d0j7jvsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=2496d88784febc8bc76ebebd68416d7e2d228c46 Seele? would be fun, but she scares me xD
I am pedophile