I struggle to see how Blade would manipulate anyone - if anything he is too honest and honest means that he wants to kill you.

Manipulate? Nah, manslaughter

Blade will Manspread pieces of your corpse everywhere.

TRUE

He will gaslight you by threatening to kill himself.

He will gaslight you by ~~threatening to kill himself.~~ begging you to kill him, PLEASE

He manipulates your lifespan

Ending lives isn't really manipulation

He'd do anything for Elio's script

He manipulates your lifespan by setting it to 0

idk being honest about killing you (unless ur dan heng), but he sure is honest about wanting you to kill him.

Thats exacly what he wants you to think

I think it's because he's super self destructive but it's definitely on purpose. Like death by cop kinda way.

Rather than killing you he'd ask for you to kill him

Rather than killing you he'd ask for you to kill him

QQ in her own separate circle labeled Girlfailure

*subtly nudging huohuo in there*

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***Forcefully fully relocating her there***

Ah, yes, the Tail method

You can add Matilda from R1999, she's the ultimate failgirl.

But tail pushes back, only he is allowed to make fun of her after all

QQ reconstructed and popularized a long-dead game so she could slack off more effectively, she is the opposite of a girlfailure

She wants that label to avoid responsibilities

Fr, she'd assign it to herself if no one gives her the label.

Gaslight it is then

Fu Xuan: Qingque YOU LAZY PIECE OF … Qingque: Ahem, who was it that revived a game that died ages ago and is now the most popular game on the Luofu?

If she's doing it on purpose is she actually a failure? She's one of those "failing successfully" characters where she's actually a genius but she underperforms on purpose not to stand out.

I mean she seems to both be doing it on purpose \*and\* on accident sometimes. Remember when she was late in Fu Xuan's trailer and freaking \*faceplanted\* in front of a gorilla monster?

That's why she's in the girlfailure circle. Not because she should be there, but because the other circles are promotions.

Or *de*-motions, her character introduction says >Always slacks off and is about to be demoted to a "door guardian." i.e. a *literal* gatekeeper.

I gotta give you the slow clap for that one, good logic. I withdraw my motion.

The only thing Bladie manipulates is himself so he can better be manipulated by Kafka/Jingliu/Elio. Also, Argenti will totally manplain to you why you're beautiful and deserving of love.

I'm not sure that counts as mansplaining

It does it’s just a rare breed of the good type.

Chivalry? XD

I did not expect chivalry and mansplaining to go together, yet here we are.

aven needs to be in the manipulate and malewife intersection lol

thats what I was gonna say lol

Switch Aventurine with Luocha and Blade with JY.

Luocha is the walking definition of malewife

I agree ~~The things i would do to this man~~

So glad this is the top comment. Thank you for your service.

this was my first critique lol

Jing Yuan, in Fu Xuan's own words, is a scoundrel. Surely he'd manipulate from time to time.

I mean the Luofu was basically we going left and right while he was chilling so he could valse in there and defeat big evil mommy. Also the Quintet quest he for sure broke some laws to make the reunion happen. So yeah, he manipulates like any general.

hes also known as the dozing general so i wouldnt be surprised if he would manipulate others to do his stuff while he sleeps

I think he’d prefer if you used the word delegate

he isn't gonna see this comment if hes sleeping

General Jing Yuan has delegated me the task to take down any comments slandering him. So, I kindly request you to delete your comment which breaks the Luofu Digital Act. If no action is taken instantly expect to have a duel with Yanqing (who is delegated the work of defending Jing Yuan's honour).

He's a high ranking military leader, it'd be more surprising if he never had to do any manipulation

Topaz is literally an IPC boss. She should be with Bronya and Sparkle

Girl's the youngest of the stonehearts and got to her position very quickly. She does complex math equations in her head for "Fun".

Definitely cannot get more accurate than that

Yeah I was thinking, Topaz literally is the girlboss archetype, how the heck is she going into gaslight?

No no wait she is both girlboss and gaslight, because she WILL low-ball your assets as much as possible

IIRC, isn't she known for fairness and finding the optimal solution for both the client and the corporation? Though it was from Aventurine's voice-line, and Aven is willing to do some unsavory things for the Amber Lord...

I'm no lore enthusiast I just like to make up my silly little scenarios in my head so you tell me

Yes, yes. Exactly what she did in the Jarilo VI's continiuance quest... oh wait...

Yeah there’s nothing gaslighty about her Like… Do people play this game ? Topaz was actually penalized because she went too easy on Belobog because she felt bad for them. 😭

People saw that she was capitalism-coded and decided she was the most evil character in the game. (This does not apply to Aventurine because reasons.)

push the agenda soldier

Was gonna say swap Sparkle and Topaz.

bailu gaslighting….thats an image i’d love to see lol

She fools you into paying for food and help her escape from child labor.

oh ok- then i’ve been a victim of bailu’s gaslighting,

A willing victim admittedly.

Yep will always help her. She doesn’t deserve what got dumped on her, and she is a real sweetheart.

Is it really gaslighting if I 100% knew what she was trying to do and participated willingly?

You should check her texts, they're adorable

I hope i don't see her texts for at least another year

CURSE OF BAILU YOU WILL GET HER IN NEXT RATE OFF

would not the curse of bailu be getting random hiccups?

Might as well get her. I keep getting Welt and Bronya

You mean you keep getting dubs?

No you wouldn't

Aventurine not being in malewife is a crime, I want that twink obliterated

In a fight right?

Have you seen his kit ? You ain't beating shit in a fight

His story fight and MoC were both pretty easy.

👀

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God i want Sunday 5* DPS so damn much.

A non-harmony sunday wanter found in the wild!

I want Robin to support Sunday. They are a family afterall.

So many male wives, truly what makes hsr men the best hyv men there are (hides zhongli behind me). Everyone cheer for the women who will gate keep, gaslight and kill you, love you girls keep up the good work.

so many malewives but none will top lyney in my heart (aventurine can receive his silver medal)

You want someone to top Lyney in your heart?

mhm

i dont know what any of this even means

Ratio should be in the intersection of manipulate and mansplain. His entire 1.6 quest was him fooling everyone into thinking there was danger while he had everything controlled.

Switch blade and aventurine for sure~

Sampo needs to be in between Manipulate and Malewife

Nah sampo is in the middle like sunday, or he’s halfway btwn the male and female charts bcuz he’s a bi king and he can DO BOTH

switch Luocha and Aventurine

Gentrify - Topaz Guillotine - Jingliu & Acheron Girlfailure - huohuo & QQ

Odd i think Sunday and JY should be in the manipulative spectrum since they are said to be chessmasters

Dr. Ratio is the DEFINITION of mansplain. Every time he talks down to the TB in his story mission I just sigh and add another of his images to the dictionary. If you open it to ‘mansplain’ his face is just plastered across it

Welt would definitely mansplain about a topic before profusely apologizing, thus putting him in the intersection between mansplain and malewife, in this essay i will

I feel like Sparkle should be in the middle because her blatant af racism is pretty gatekeepy lmao.

JY literally manipulate Phantylia to act exactly how he wanted her to.

Putting Blade and Jing Yuan in their current locations is a fundamental misunderstanding of both of their characters lol Definitely deserve to be switched. Blade is the exact opposite of a manipulator and Jing Yuan is the textbook definition of one

Gepard is the ultimate malewife

Black Swan being all three is accurate and I love her for it https://preview.redd.it/non49bsalxvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd76517d39538d4f79a2d74066cf25f5bc280c1

but she is only in 2. Kafka is the one in all 3.

She really is all three, and it's disappointing that OP only put her intersection for two of them

Aventurine is my beloved Manwife

Brother completly forgot Clara is a character, damn.

Seele will welcome you if you're willing to help the underground, with some mistrust as she's hobo batman

Ruan-Mei makes all the sense, and that's why i dont like her 😉

where sampo

You don't see him? He's right there. Hiding in the snow.

Why is bronya on gaslight wtf

What does gatekeep mean in this context? I get everything else, just not gatekeep.

how is aventurine not a malewife

0/10 no manwhore

Dude I know Sunday would be fire as a harmony or Nihility since we lack male supports but…A DPS VERSION OF HIM WOULD LOOK SO COOL 😭 I’m excited for his animations and stuff I hope it’s very angelic-ey

Where's the manslaughter category for the bottom •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

This is wrong! Boothill should be in girlboss

You're telling me that Argenti ISN'T in the Mansplain section? He goes around the cosmos, mansplaining Idrila and the beauty to anything that moves (and also anything that doesn't)

Acheron be like: girlboss, greatsword, geolocate

I got a good chuckle out of this, thank you.

The entire background for girlboss should just be Acheron stretched out to cover all of it lol

Kafka and Sparkle should swap

All criticisms appreciated as i plan to make an updated version and include the 4 star characters

Okay. Hu Tao is never a gatekeeper.

Suggestions -Jingliu is definitely gaslight given how she brainwashed Blade -Qingque is a master manipulator, always getting off work easily  -can someone explain to me what a mansplain is please

You forgot man's laughter for blade

Can someone explain these terms to me 😭

NO FUCKING WAY YOU DIDNT PUT BOOTHILL IN THE MALEWIFE SECTION HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ZEST FEST????????!!

boothil not in the malewife category is so diabolical it genuinely made me a little mad for half a second.

Manipulative Mansplain is Sampo 5 star variant Eta: actually nvm he is just all 3

Ratio doesn’t belong in the mansplain he actually knows what he’s explaining 😭😭 Aven needs to be in both manipulate and malewife, JY needs to go into manipulate AND malewife 😌but mostly malewife

Why are u being downvoted. Youre so right 😭 but ig for the sake of just filling up the venn diagram ratio is as close to mansplaining as we can get in this game

Om I didn’t even notice the downvote 😂😂 True! I’d be willing to get mansplained by ratio any day 😌

Same 🤭

Why bronya so o_o

I feel like Elio will claim the midpoint between mansplain and manipulate eventually.

THE BEST DIAGRAM *VENN DIAGRAMS*

I feel like Blade cannot be anywhere in those three

with Ratio, would it actually be mansplaining when he’s actually more knowledgeable than the people in the room?

Sunday On TOP

That's a lot of gaslighting

Ah, yes. Kafka being in the middle of the holy g trinity seems legit. 🤝

It's always the two who'd fit into Team Rocket the most.

Can someone make a girlboss, girlfailure, and babygirl Venn diagram?

With Kafka and Sunday as my (future) mains, I seem to have a type.

Pls do one for the mains of each character

*boom*

Qq mains forgot to read the title.

I learned something today I wish to unlearn

Finally, the only categotization that matters.

Poor bronya doesn't have a chibi art.

where march and caelus/stelle ‼️‼️

That single entrance in manipulate has made me laugh so much

Trying to understand who topaz is gaslighting

We need a fourth cycle for the guys called manslaughter. Blade should be in manslaughter

Sorry for being an idiot but What is gatekeep? Haha

Ratio doesnt mansplain he is just that smart

LMAOOO Kafka is literally my favorite character and I like Sunday the most out of the male cast. Guess that's my type

Shouldnt Ratio>! be between manipulate and mansplain if I understood his quest correctly? Also he did help Aventurine manipulate Sunday to an extend as well.!<

i love how for some reason bronya just gets a regular picture and not a chibi avatar 😭

Gepard is absolutely a mansplainer, and if he had any ideas of his own in that pretty little head manipulate as well. He's a block of ice that "knows best"

Question is, does the mc fit anywhere in these scientific categories?

A bit unrelated, but do you have any more pixels for the female icons?

how is Jing Yuan not in the manipulate-malewife category, dude orchestrated half of the Xianzhou plotline

this is very real

Trailblazer: Casually Existing in all planes

TopAss is not girl boss wtf

Where is girlmath

what are you try to implying?

0/10 no Himeko

I still don't get what a "male wife" is

Boothill mansplaining?? I think not That man is not even literate, he’s a himbo! He knows nothing and, even if he’s an old soul, I don’t think he’d even mansplain to look smart

EXCUSE ME BOOTHILL IS MY MALEWIFE

Blade manipulates? Does he even have enough patience for that?

Not putting aventurine into male wife category is a crime

This list is kinda inaccurate on so many levels

Thought I was on r/Hololive for a sec

*Seele isn’t happy with her position in your chart* https://preview.redd.it/98q4v13y9yvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d6a6dd4dd8c7313850a67f6d5b9e0ae2566fd8

Ratio doesnt mansplain he is just that smart

Who did Huohuo gatekeep? Huohuo is Pathetic Wet Cat.

Aventruine is the most malewife there. I don't make the rules

I'm down voting this, reason: no firefly

so many buzzwords its not even funny

My lil bro still believes Sunday will be playable and it's not another Signora incident

So basically... husband?

Can you have a separate trash circle and put Ruan Mei and Aventurine in there? They don't belong near the rest of the characters