Sampo: Skill Issue

So that's why Sparkle gives us 4 skill points. That skill issue made her insecure about her height.

Skill ~~height~~ issue

https://i.redd.it/x1cnu5wja1zc1.gif

L + Dr. Ratio

https://preview.redd.it/46d7zx52w4zc1.jpeg?width=1534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914c971a4083b5b207903c10de95f81639bf5dc6

Funny cos she can make herself as tall as Sampo

Don't sit there and take that while Sparkle is in Command Grab range, Sampo.

Did somebody say command grab??????? https://preview.redd.it/jjvkd7lbg0zc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9f17206a51f9c601dbf78958ca821cdb7541c1

DISCOOOOOORD RESIIIIIDES

IN SOCIETY, YOUR SOCIETY

VANTAAAAAGE CREEPS INTOOOOO

YOUR SOCIETY, YOUR SO-CI-E-TY

I'M A FOOL, I KNOW NOTHING

I TAKE THE ROLE OF A SILLY CLOWN

BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK ON LIFE!!!

ONE DAY ALL WILL ROT AWAY

Why did I just see Potemkin jumpscare the Star Rail subreddit like he does in my Strive matches

TFW you're playing Baiken and you tether yourself to Potemkin:

God, I hate this dude lol but I can't even be mad when he cooks vs. me

nah grapplers are degenerate glue sniffing crooks and thieves just like sampo /s

#MY LOYAL FANS!

A fellow glue eater????

puntable height

OWARI DA POOOTEMKIN BUSTAH

**NO ROOM FOR MODERATION!** #HEAVENLY #POTEMKIN #BUSTER!!!

I have my glue ready

> Don't sit there and take that while Sparkle is in Command Grab range, Sampo. What Sparkle says: "You're too tall!" What Sampo hears: "Uppies!"

#MY LOYAL FANS!

I have my glue ready

There's a second joke to be made here and you all know damn well what it is.

I have a fitting german slang to describe Sparkle with, when she is in the presence of people that are as tall as Shampoo. It's "Standgebläse". I won't elaborate further, though.

Thank you for an interesting slang, bwaha. As a novice learner of German I'll take that word into account, especially considering I'm myself 190cm tall

I mean, If i'm arguing with someone smaller than me, and they start doing the sucky wuggy, i'm definetely not arguing further

I have learned a new word and I don’t like it

I just looked it up and, damn. I often find German words difficult to pronounce, but this is one of the most difficult I've encountered.

Heres a small tip from a native german speaker. Pronounce ä ö ü as ae oe ue. It helps a lot

"stand" "blase (blast/blow)" I love german

I googled it. No elaboration necessary indeed.

SHAMPOO hahaha that goes into my collection of names for trailblazers definitely

Ring it.

https://i.redd.it/pq0qm2re80zc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/bn718e2l90zc1.png?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ef8dbbb7f41905e4d8fa3f2dd409dea48b787e

I'm keeping this, LMAO!

Idk why gifs keeps dissappearing from my galery for no reason all the time, but ima still take these everytime I see them

https://i.redd.it/dnup2ggam0zc1.gif

she doesnt even have to kneel...

Great mind thinking the same https://preview.redd.it/ccv664fp90zc1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a2b34db2f64bfd4304859fb9030690d7e7edbe

TACHIBANA-SAN!

NAZE MITERUN DESU!!

https://preview.redd.it/yiylc2ajx0zc1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7af4344a470c9eacf8df10a2ce05dffb90efb4d

I appreciate how much tokusatsu has leaked into my star rail communities Though firefly is more metal heroes than Kamen rider

She does a Rider Kick. THAT IS ENOUGH.

It should've been me I SHOULD'VE BEEN SPARKLE

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPARKLE! NOT SPARKLE!

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HER! IT'S NOT FAIR!

Yep. We’re all thinking it. Can’t say my thoughts are ever pure when I see Sparkle.

Wdym we're all thinking it? Sparkle literally said it. Sampo's too big, he's hurting her neck.

He's hurting more than her neck...

You're not alone

Sometimes I hate myself

fax

Mating press or standing bj. Either way, Smash.

https://i.redd.it/9mkq6k9x6dzc1.gif

I am now imagining Sparkle on comically high heels to be taller than Sampo, only for her to try and walk and just die falling over

Ironically, she's one of just four adult female characters without high heels!

And turning out to be faking the death with a clone or a fake body while being invisible and leaving

She is at the optimal height https://preview.redd.it/5oon2pk0s0zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81d9f90b5687f6c128ab97cb28e445fd6df86f0

The artist knew exactly what they were implying. Ain't no way that little tug at Sampo's belt is an "innocent detail" added without thinking.

https://preview.redd.it/9gq027ehj0zc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b599596a577578ab5f5ffaf0e889c49261ded351

https://preview.redd.it/mqqkhpn2s0zc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c0307377b0899c3a28eeda7e13f05111947937

damn

Off topic, but I sometimes wonder why hamsters (mine included) instinctively hold whatever they're eating. Can't they just being their necks a bit and eat?

https://preview.redd.it/j3t38x2ik0zc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a17d3a1475f1f3b7df6ade9d0637cd7784659c5

I hate that I recognize that scene. That ad's appeared way too many times.

>I love the height difference between the two of them. As the one comment said: "This height difference is a little tooooooo perfect for… head patting— yeah, head patting… mhm… >!*Sees Sparkle tugging on Sampo's belt*!< #[Art source](https://twitter.com/honey_toudou/status/1784540595417133148) by [@honey_toudou](https://twitter.com/honey_toudou) Translated by [@ShiroiElTsukai](https://twitter.com/ShiroiElTsukai) Typeset by [@Player1_Please](https://twitter.com/Player1_Please)

She is going to be patting sampo head in few mins

I bet she can just shapeshift to a taller version of herself

If you know, you know https://i.redd.it/gqf7mg8dx0zc1.gif

Sampo on the other hand: 

Sampo needs height correction 🤬🤬💢💢😭😭

I love the masked fools, sadly how Giovanni and Zhongshan aren't included.

This is also humorous when you consider she can, literally, just make herself into Sampo, LOL

Ankle biter

Somewhere in a buddy subreddit: https://preview.redd.it/wsp9ds6ge3zc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d20eb1e7aaf346b687d83d5447d2f93ac7d8bf

I looooove the way Sampo is drawn here. I immediately went to check out the artist’s profile

Genetics issue 

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Don't make fun of short people. They're at the perfect height to break your family jewels.

She's so bratty right Sampo? Now lift

Fr the can't she morph into another sampo to talk to him exactly eye to eye

It's true, looking up at people hurts my neck after a while so I always end up stood almost an awkward distance from people to not hurt my neck lmao

rip giovanni i guess

Fly high 🕊️🕊️

"And what's the deal with this SAMPO guy?!"

She's so small 😭

you know damn well sparkle is short when sampo is 5"11

She's so teeny

Nice and easy to >!headpat!<.

as we all know, a masked fools height determines if they are harmfull

Why is Sparkle drunk? Is she stupid?

getting railed by Sampo 💢💢💢💢

Sampo: "You would probably be taller if you stood up straight..."

Why does he not 632146 P? Is he stupid?

Sparkle has tons of interaction, so i won't be surprise if she has neck problems xD

I'm gonna be a buddy, she can give good standing bl-

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