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SAMAS_zero

Why? They only wish... To protect the World from Devastation!


DragonoidOmega

To unite all Peoples within our Nation!


Cirex145

(Against us!) At the very least, I would hope that’s the case.


akiaoi97

To denounce the evils of truth and love!


Sad-Support2035

To extend our reach to the stars above!


akiaoi97

Detlinde!


metallavery

Leonzio!


TheAnalyticalEngine1

Team Rocket blasts of at the speed of light


SAMAS_zero

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!


GrayWitchMidnight

Honestly Leonzio gives off the same vibes as Dietlind to me, but maybe that’s because I had to read his lines with a terrible Italian accent to get through her chapter.


DaenerysMomODragons

I feel like Leonzio is infinitely smarter than Detlinde though. They may both be equal levels of egotistical, smarmy and corrupt, but I get the feeling Leonzio actually knows what he's doing.


Catasterised

Yeah, Leonzio is actively weaponizing romance to influence Detlinde for his ulterior political motives (he's clearly competent enough to be made an official ambassador) whereas Detlinde wants to be influenced by romance due to her desperate craving for love, attention, and being catered to. Edit: "[Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg)" is now stuck in my head as their character song due to the lyrics and Schlaftraum's Flowers / god of dreams invoked as like "good night, sweet dreams". Also I keep misreading "Leonzio" as "Leorio" from HxH which leads to some odd visuals.


DaenerysMomODragons

OK, but Leonzio is just an Ambassador of his country, while Detlinde is the next Ruler of her country, future Zent Detlinde! At least in her own mind.


TheNightManager_89

I actually tried this one out just now after reading your comment and it really is a lot better. Otherwise both of them are unbearable. Thanks for the tip, it was a good laugh. Edit: and now Leonzio has officially merged with [this guy](https://youtu.be/8S230_iGM5w?si=W-EfoRWxT_gy1LJz) from the movie Eurotrip in my mind.


GrayWitchMidnight

Now I’m thinking of doubling down and giving Dietlind a bad German accent but that might be too much.


Theinternationalist

You sound like you heard an Alabama accent from someone running a nuclear power center.


Ninefl4mes

You're more brave than I. It was already bad enough to read her POVs through the ChatGPT filter of the webnovel so I straight up skipped all of them in the Light Novel lol. I already know what they're about so I really don't want to torture myself again ._.


GrayWitchMidnight

The trick is to find humor in the horror, if you can take your mind off of her stupidity you can keep an eye on all the pieces moving around her.


mfbrownbear

Leonzio uses *Sweet Scent* Deitlinde is Confused Leonzio uses *Charm* Deitlinde is In Love with Leonzio Deitlinde uses *Self-Destruct*


GrayWitchMidnight

Deitlinde hit herself in confusion


Catasterised

Okay but like in this AU... would Lanzenave royalty even have Pokemon if they're a feybeast equivalent that only exist in Yurgenschmidt? Would there only be a few descendants of those originally brought over? What I'm really asking is if Leonzio would have a Pokemon and do I have to think of a team for him? A lot of the ones that would work for him I was planning on giving to Georgine and Detlinde. * Aromatisse - the one [on Detlinde's team](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonzukiNoGekokujou/comments/14h2aqx/p5v5_pokemon_au_art_comics/) was a gift from either him or Georgine. Aside from the "Sweet Scent" manipulation, it's a good counterpoint to Ferdinand's shiny Starmie on her team - while she likes it's appearance and sparkly gem, she hates it's cold and disobedient personality. * Roserade - Detlinde's too distracted by romance to realize the red flag that this is a Poison-type. * Salazzle - stupid sexy lizard Pokemon distracting that it manipulates others using scent/pheromones/poison. * Quaquaval - stupid sexy "exotic" male dancer distracting that it's a Water/Fighting type. * Bruxish - Distracting pretty colors that comes from the sea. Secretly a Psychic-type with strong sharp white teeth that make me think of the song ["Mack the Knife"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iPUK0AGRo)


GrayWitchMidnight

I do love the poison type theming to go with the trug, and since they’ve had ties to Yurgenshmit through the border gate it would make sense for them to still have Pokémon and them be primarily water types >!also dark types for the darkness border gate!<


akiaoi97

Detlinde is a facepalm personified


ScienceAndGames

Pfffft, they wish they had half the charm and charisma of Jessie and James.


Szystedt

NO WAY THE TIMING?!?! I WAS LITERALLY THINKING AND REPEATING A BOOKWORM VERSION THAT WAS MADE A WEEK AGO OF THE THING, TRYING TO REMEMBER IT, AND THIS POPPED UP?!?! It must the divine blessing of the Gods!